TexasDrunk
@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on About Star Trek Starfleet Academy blacklash 1 hour ago:
No, no, this time Star Trek will be woke. I can tell by the trailer. It’s never been woke before.
- Comment on Political Views 3 days ago:
That’s how I stay young. I’ve been 29 for years.
- Comment on Alexa, how do I remove cooties? 6 days ago:
That was the Death Caps. They’re a bit more survivable than Destroying Angel, but I wouldn’t want to eat either of them.
- Comment on Houston Pastor convicted in $3.6M fraud case returns to Church after prison release. "It's such a blessing to have our visionary pastor back at church. We are so excited." 6 days ago:
Stop giving out my secrets, L. Ron.
- Comment on Alexa, how do I remove cooties? 6 days ago:
I love reading about Death Cap mushrooms and their cousin, Destroying Angel. By the time symptoms appear, you’ve already got irreversible damage. Specifically for Destroying Angel, as of 2016 there was about a 50 percent survival rate, but by 2023 that number had jumped to 85-90%. There’s no antidote. Mostly treatment is to hydrate the absolute fuck out of you so that you’re peeing out the toxin and pumping you full of electrolytes. The key to survival is detecting it as soon as possible.
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 1 week ago:
Full of whiskey.
- Comment on American ambassador to Italy refuses to live in the official US residence in Rome. Instead, he stays on his super yacht moored 60 miles from the capital 1 week ago:
I had no idea what that was so I had to look. Unfortunately I’ve never been on the toy collectable train. I have a couple of those vinyl bobblehead things (their name escapes me) that were given to me and a couple of tabletop minis I painted but that’s the closest I ever came.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 1 week ago:
I mean, how long did it take the cops to get there? Because .42 is crazy fucking high. It can absolutely kill you it’s so high. She would have had to have more than 10 drinks in an hour for that. That’s about two thirds of a fifth between the time it was called in and when the cops got there.
I’m not saying it’s not doable. I’m saying if she did that she was trying to die.
- Comment on American ambassador to Italy refuses to live in the official US residence in Rome. Instead, he stays on his super yacht moored 60 miles from the capital 2 weeks ago:
I get it. I really do. And I hate it because I like cowboy hats. They’re comfy and offer nice sun protection. The smaller brimmed ones look pretty good with most of the things I wear. It’s just that 90% of the people wearing one are scumbags. Worse, the biggest scumbags that wear them always look fucking stupid in them because they have no idea how to shape them for their face.
It’s a good rule of thumb. They ruined my punisher T-shirts. They ruined my cowboy hats. They ruined Norse runes. Next they’ll ruin my rainbow bracelets.
- Comment on Easy mistake to make 2 weeks ago:
Is that a thing now? I don’t keep up. I’m ready to cut it clean again. Not because of any coded thing, but because it’s hot as fuck. But I have to keep it a few more days, then I need to find the time to get it cut.
- Comment on She's a keeper 2 weeks ago:
No, it was very serious. Big red flag. He should hit a lawyer, delete a gym, and social media up.
- Comment on Easy mistake to make 2 weeks ago:
However it was calibrated before I can promise it’s even worse now. I’m a straight dude. I’m a dudely dude. I dress like an extra on My Name is Earl. Other than crocheting and sewing my hobbies are all very “guy” hobbies. I’m currently sporting the worst mullet you’ve ever seen (it was a bet, ok?).
However, I get told with alarming regularity “I thought you were gay”. I think it’s because I’m friendly without trying to get in anyone’s pants.
- Comment on well? 3 weeks ago:
YOU can’t move freely in time. Don’t speak for me.
Ok, I can’t either. But still…
- Comment on it's a war out there 4 weeks ago:
Survivorship bias.
- Comment on Streaming Subscriptions May Get Tougher to Cancel 4 weeks ago:
Many credit cards also offer virtual cards for this exact reason.
- Comment on Max Hardcore and the Zodiac killer give updates on likely preventable flood deaths 5 weeks ago:
He went to Greece for the flood.
- Comment on Anon is a freedom fighter 5 weeks ago:
They watched Point Break one too many times.
- Comment on Bisexual Flowers 5 weeks ago:
Yep. Pepper plants as well. I just give mine a good shake unless I’m crossing specific varieties in a Windows environment looking for specific outcomes.
If I’ve got a cool cross I’ll put it under grow lights in the garage and pollinate it by using a cotton swab. If everything works out in a few generations I have a neat new breed by self pollinating a cross breed.
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 5 weeks ago:
Cletus Luxlunae. He’d specialize in spirits. And he’d hate TERFs because they ain’t minding their own fucking business.
- Comment on Hmmm who could it possibly be? 5 weeks ago:
And a lot of recruiting companies are afraid you’ll bypass them and go apply directly, thus cutting out the middle man and they’re not allowed to send out goons to break your kneecaps.
- Comment on Hmmm who could it possibly be? 5 weeks ago:
That’s no fucking joke. I started with a passion for learning about computers. I love what I do now because I’m a one man company and answer only to myself and my contracts, but I didn’t turn on a computer outside of work for fucking years because of the burnout.
- Comment on Let people enjoy things 🙄 5 weeks ago:
I used to be the kind of person who hated anything popular. And in Texas country music has always been popular. So I mercilessly mocked anyone who enjoyed it. “So is your cousin any good in bed?” “What has 103 fingers and 32 teeth? The front row at a Garth Brooks concert.” I have dozens of jokes about being stood, inbred, toothless, smoking cigarettes, going to Walmart, and other stereotypical things associated with being a country music fan.
I’m still not a fan but sometime in the last 10-12 years or so I stopped giving a shit what anyone else liked. If it’s not for me but it’s not hurting anyone I just don’t care if someone likes country or pop, movies with popular actors, wants to dress in a way I see as weird, likes food that I don’t enjoy, or whatever.
I wish I could go back and change it because I know I made some people feel bad for enjoying what they like.
- Comment on If this seems exaggerated to you then you haven't worked in IT long enough 5 weeks ago:
I still remember every phone number from the day I learned to memorize phone numbers until I got my first cell phone. I remember my pager number. I remember my high school best friend’s parents’ number. I still know the number to the Mongolian BBQ joint that I ordered from when I was stationed in South Carolina. None of these are useful to me.
Also of no use is my icq number from the 90s that I remember.
However, the only useful numbers I remember are my main phone number, my parents land line (but that’s a holdover from before my first cell), and one friend who lives out of state. I don’t know anyone’s number who lives within 4 hours of me.
I don’t know what’s wrong with my brain.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 5 weeks ago:
I have a great therapist these days who has helped me a lot. I still hate therapy. I did finally figure out why, though. Because, with the exception of therapy and a couple of really great people, everyone I’ve ever been vulnerable in front of has weaponized it against me. So even though I know my therapist wouldn’t actually do that I’m still waiting on it to come back and bite me.
- Comment on Doctor Rockso 1 month ago:
- Comment on Everybody poops 1 month ago:
But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?
- Comment on Amazing Grace 1 month ago:
Not just an 80s country singer. One that was mocked mercilessly as a big tit bimbo for years. She came out of that kind hearted and when Unknown Hinson came after her for preaching kindness there was such a backlash that he couldn’t play shows for a while and Adult Swim fired him from Squidbillies.
- Comment on Square Enix acknowledges Expedition 33 success as inspiration for next Final Fantasy as turn-based is still beloved by gamers 1 month ago:
They could pull a Dragon Age: The Veilguard and change directions 6 times during development.
- Comment on I am two of them 1 month ago:
- Comment on spicy one 1 month ago:
So they’re really trying to fix global warming!
