TexasDrunk
@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense 2 weeks ago:
I say you they ain’t not got no water so them soda dranks is out. Mmhmm
- Comment on Oechslegrad 2 weeks ago:
My friend!!!
And you already know.
- Comment on If evolution is real, then why isn’t it happening now? An anthropologist explains that humans actually are still evolving 2 weeks ago:
Says you! I’m moving forward at a blistering 60 seconds per minute.
- Comment on Oechslegrad 2 weeks ago:
That’s when we bring the horses inside the house and pull out the first winter brisket.
- Comment on Personally, I never travel anywhere without it 3 weeks ago:
A dry man ain’t worth knowing.
- Comment on Just seen the latest American Opinion polls. 3 weeks ago:
Unless they’re being sent into a war. Then at 18 they’re men.
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 3 weeks ago:
Where did you find that picture of my beard?
- Comment on Scandal 3 weeks ago:
Yep. And for anyone saying they’ve never heard that nickname for Clinton, Bubba Clinton is also mentioned in the docs.
- Comment on Peace 3 weeks ago:
-Michael Scott
- Comment on A place for conservatives 3 weeks ago:
Awww, look at the triggered little snowflake! How cute!
- Comment on Thank you, Boston 4 weeks ago:
That’s painfully accurate in some places down here. And if you’re ever through that way again there’s some decent fishing in Lake Texana. Got a whole mess of catfish out there a couple of weeks back.
- Comment on One step closer to Night City 4 weeks ago:
The ad gets into your brain. just like this liquid gets into this egg. Although in reality. it’s not liquid, but gamma radiation.
- Comment on Parkinson's sufferer wins six figure payout from GlaxoSmithKline over drug that turned him into a 'gay sex and gambling addict' 4 weeks ago:
It’s a dopamine agonist. Impulse control issues are a possible side effect.
- Comment on Anon gets his life in order 4 weeks ago:
Big hugs, friend. You’re not alone out here. It gets better. Take your time.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
If your friend’s car looks like this, check on them. When my car was that bad it’s because my mental health was in the gutter.
- Comment on Epic Rizz fr 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Sounds about right 1 month ago:
They don’t do that to me because I’m a contractor who they me more than I need them. However…
I’ve seen this exact thing play out several different ways. My favorite recurring one: “Why didn’t you respond on slack/why were you offline?” (Always over some bullshit that could wait or that someone else could have handled).
“I worked the maintenance window last night because you said this non production change couldn’t be done during the day”
“Well you should still be monitoring in case there’s an emergency!”
- Comment on Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive” 1 month ago:
This is the answer. And the C levels renting from these spaces are absolutely invested in the companies that lease the space.
I’ve seen it even more incestuous as well. CEO buys building for kids and lets other C levels get in on it. The company rents a space. Everyone at C level agrees it’s the best space because they can get a sweetheart deal on rent for the company. Company pays for space, money flows back to C Suite and CEO doesn’t have to pay for kids’ lifestyles anymore.
There’s a very nice office building like that down from me, except it’s CEOs cousin or nephew or something. It came out when they started pushing for RTO as soon as they could.
Must be nice getting C level salary, a little extra in your bonus for getting a sweetheart rental deal, and passive income from being a partial owner of the building your company rents from.
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 1 month ago:
That’s interesting.
I hope many people who you find attractive (or if you’re monogamous then your person) send you those pictures to enjoy in response to your excellent answer!
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 1 month ago:
Ok, I have a question. Let me preface this by saying I’m actually not planning on sending nudes to anyone.
Does it have to be that specifically, or are you looking for someone to incorporate their passion into sending you nudes? Like oh, I’m working on a motorcycle in my garage, but seem to have forgotten my clothes! Or I was sleeping nude and dreamed a nice riff so I ran to my music studio with instruments and controllers in the background! You can see I’m passionate about it by the acoustic treatment on my walls and delicate mood lighting that helps me get into a creative headspace. My dog is sitting in a chair behind me, judging me silently.
- Comment on New small business owner had a great idea to have word of mouth build his business. 1 month ago:
Someone beat something to it for sure.
- Comment on Honestly Bizarre 1 month ago:
One box labeled “Brown when cooked properly”. Then mushrooms can go in the box with the apples and cutlets.
- Comment on one bright second 1 month ago:
I do like how you haven’t ruled it out yet.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
How cumbersome.
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 2 months ago:
Buzzfeed out here doing the real work
- Comment on The inner fire of my hatred COULD melt steam beams 2 months ago:
But that’s not the message you get. I’ve seen that message (or last 5, or whatever), but this one sounds like it can’t be the same as your immediate previous password.
- Comment on 'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' Needs to Imagine More for Its Female Characters 2 months ago:
I want to speak to this a bit because I enjoy a lot of flawed things, SNW included. I also don’t spend time complaining about entertainment I don’t like because if I don’t like it I just don’t talk about it at all. I used to spend that energy but it got old.
Side story: A friend of mine is a huge Wheel of Time fan. He has reread the books dozens of times. He started a book club where we worked at the time just to have someone to discuss them with (which i joined). This was in the days leading up to the final 3 coming out, so quite a while ago. It’s flawed. 90% of the plot could have been fixed by saying “then they actually talked to each other”. Women characters weren’t generally treated with care. Hell, dudes weren’t either in a lot of cases. When Brandon Sanderson took over the character voices changed. And I have bitched about all the issues with the books. But only because I really enjoyed them.
So when I come out and complain about yet another Spock romance, how the women aren’t being treated right, reversing the polarity of the jammy dodger flow (oh, that’s Doctor Who), Trelane vs Q, or whatever else it’s because I genuinely like Trek. I don’t talk about DS9 or the later seasons of Discovery because they’re just not my cup of tea. I’m going to let the people who like them have their own conversation without my negative opinion tainting the conversation.
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 2 months ago:
Ha, yeah. I wasn’t thinking about it. It’ll just stay as a list starting with 400 then.
You’re awesome for letting me know for next time.
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 2 months ago:
- But don’t be fooled. Between brain, bones, and waste you’ll only get shut 200 double quarter pounders out of them. A little more if you add beef or pork fat to make them juicy.
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 2 months ago:
As a former bar back and then bartender at a restaurant, maybe cocaine. We did a lot of that with the kitchen staff after hours.
