i love how there are some straight men in the comments getting offended as if this post was directed specifically at them.
like, bruv, you don’t know that it’s for you, so chill. maybe it’s for the pansexuals or intersex people out there, who knows?
I am two of them
Submitted 19 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HatchetHaro@pawb.social 7 hours ago
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’m bi. But because of reasons I’ve never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Fresh meat
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I am curious, more messages from which gender?
Mac@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
Men.
I went from 3 likes from women exclusively to 99+ from both in like two weeks.
Allonzee@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Another daily reminder that the straights, myself included, are not Ok.
rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
🎶 'Cause if you like it, then you should’ve put a ring on it If you like it, then you should’ve put a ring on it 🎶
Zexks@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
That sounds like it would chaff or cause some kind of reaction
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
the rings gotta be crispy to be good and that’s gotta be uh ow.
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.
ikidd@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Off who?
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Any consenting adult with a clean dick and zero expectations.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
Off when?
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Any consenting time with dick expectations and clean zeros.
modifier@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Off what?
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Any consenting surface with zero dicks and clean expectations.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Let’s put the fun in Funyuns
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Well at least it ain’t calamari
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).
Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Ahh I love that I knew exactly who’d posted this the moment I read it
Stamets@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts
toynbee@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Fat guys like me.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
Nah man I already got those kind and they’re not good enough, plus most fat guys don’t have a very good figure
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Find a guy with nipples on his ass and go ham
modifier@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don’t respect a man’s orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.
seralth@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’m sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.
That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.
That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.
You don’t have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don’t perpetuate hate just because you feel it’s ok to attack people for being straight.
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You’re one of a few, apparently.
TheBeege@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Why take this personally…? There are so many ways to perceive this:
- Maybe the reader is bi
- Maybe the reader would get a boost knowing someone would be into them, even if they’re not into that kind of person
- Maybe the reader just finds the image or concept hilarious
Like… why did you think this was targeting you?
dumbass@quokk.au 5 hours ago
It's ok if you don't have onion rings, there's other food you can use, I've started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.
Rooty@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Why is this getting downvoted? Op’s post is creepy and borderline sexually harassing. And the replies to your post are equally gross.
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
No respect. That’s my problem. I respect your lifestyle. I stick up for you. When a woman tells me she likes women, I accept it just fine. Never once have I asked anybody to change their orientation for me. Shit is creepy. You don’t get a pass because you’re gay.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.
match@pawb.social 16 hours ago
All three of them at the same time 😳?
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Is this Frank vom house party?
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Lieber bi als nie.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 17 hours ago
My chemistry teacher allways said "ein bisschen bi schadet nie’ and I am not sure if he was referring to bicarbonate
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Let’s just hope they weren’t propositioning you.
SoupBrick@pawb.social 18 hours ago
There are two men inside you. You will not be able to walk straight tomorrow.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Nothing straight about me
darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Love the username too lmao
Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
only 2? some might go 4.