HatchetHaro
@HatchetHaro@pawb.social
Gay scalie game dev!
- Comment on I am two of them 23 hours ago:
nah, people who take offense to this post can’t be gay, for sure; they’d be like “hell yeah i’d suck some dick for an onion ring”.
- Comment on I want these walls back 1 day ago:
if i might Plonk in, i have a solution 4-WIdening up your perspective. if your Garbage is a Cheese Race you might want to take it in Stride, but if it’s neat you might want to T-spin your mindset and build on top. take it slow, Back-to-Back, and you can Perfectly Clear out your board.
- Comment on I am two of them 1 day ago:
i love how there are some straight men in the comments getting offended as if this post was directed specifically at them.
like, bruv, you don’t know that it’s for you, so chill. maybe it’s for the pansexuals or intersex people out there, who knows?
- Comment on How strong is fermented bean curd supposed to taste exactly? 3 weeks ago:
oh boy, yeah no don’t do that. fermented anything should be used in small quantities to flavour a much larger quantity of stuff, like rice.
- Comment on Does anyone use a phone without a protective case? 3 weeks ago:
even better yet, make that durable phone shell user-replacable! you can even have those shells in different styles and colours so users can accessorize their devices any way they like! this would also give birth to a thriving industry of aftermarket shells for your phone cases, where small makers can even 3D-print their own shells for sale.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
The fact that much of the world has defined masculinity as “rugged, raw, and remorseless rock n’ roll” is just wild to me.
Imagine denying yourself the ability to enjoy flowery scents and having emotions just to prove that you have a penis.
- Comment on Splitgate 2 finally playable on regular desktop Linux PC (May 26, 2025 Update) 4 weeks ago:
Splitgate 1 is Halo movement and gunplay + Portal.
Splitgate 2 is Apex Legends movement + Halo gunplay + Portal.
It feels really smooth, and the production quality is definitely higher, but somehow I prefer the simplicity of Splitgate 1.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
you teleport by creating a copy of yourself in the new location and then destroying the original.
- Comment on SAG-AFTRA challenges Epic Games over Darth Vader AI in Fortnite [VGC] 5 weeks ago:
Honestly, this lawsuit is laughable. James Earl Jones himself allowed his voice to be used to train AI before his passing, and his family has given their blessing on this implementation in Fortnite.
Besides, it’s not like this Darth Vader AI is replacing any jobs; it’s a chat bot, capable of giving live responses to players across many live matches ongoing around the world. Unless it is feasible to hire a massive team of Darth Vader voice actors to be able to respond to player requests to “force choke me daddy Vader” live while staying completely in-character 24/7, their argument about “voice actors being deprived of jobs” holds no water.
- Comment on Partner has ADD, do I have misophonia? 5 weeks ago:
he should be the one wearing headphones. you do not deserve to be gaslit into suffering through this poor excuse for “accommodations” for him.
multipoint bluetooth headphones exist. open back headphones exist. make him use them.
on your end, you need to separate the TV from your PC; one has to be relocated to a different room, preferably as far as possible. that plus shutting the doors should be the maximum amount of effort you’ll put into accommodating your partner.
- Comment on Copyright Office head fired after reporting AI training isn’t always fair use 1 month ago:
I agree with you, but only if everyone is paid a living wage, aka universal basic income.
- Comment on Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration? 1 month ago:
Not really an answer to your question, but Firefox + Ublock Origin will fix that problem for you.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 2 months ago:
oh good, i’m gay so i don’t have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.
- Comment on Petty pedantry 2 months ago:
i feel like this YT short might help explain it.
- Comment on Thanks reddit, very helpful. 2 months ago:
reading this was like watching a train wreck, and the final sentence sent the train plowing straight into me.
- Comment on Heroic dog 2 months ago:
that’s so insensitive towards the heroic dog who was just trying to save his family :(
- Comment on Please dont feed the creatures 🪱 2 months ago:
it’s kind of hard to just talk about this subject in a historical and scientific manner without there being a brigade just because there wasn’t an opinion raised on the matter in the post.
i could have started that post with “child sexual abuse is not okay imo”, but then that would have been like putting “asbestos free!” on a bag of crisps: if i am clarifying that, something fishy is going on.
- Comment on Please dont feed the creatures 🪱 2 months ago:
hard agree on everything said here.
keep in mind i’ve never stated what should or shouldn’t be. all i’ve stated is that societal standards surrounding this subject have always been different between different cultures and times.
- Comment on They don't make the parts I'm missing anymore. 2 months ago:
oh yeah that turntable? it is a bog standard $5 plastic piece of junk manufactured in bulk in China. you can easily fix it with a hammer.
- Comment on Please dont feed the creatures 🪱 2 months ago:
this current aversion to underage sexual relations is entirely based on societal standards.
for example, the whole talk of “pedophiles are monsters” are pretty much exclusive to the western world due to the US being on a pedophile scare craze, so much so that sitting at a playground would already give you the “child predator” label and have the police called on you.
in the eastern world, on the other hand, it’s less prominent. it’s treated as a crime, yes, but it’s not sensationalized. as an extreme example, lolicon media is legal in Japan, and some anime is stuffed with sexualized depictions of adolescent-looking girls that happen to be like a hundred years old or something. it’s all legal, because it’s not real, and there’s way less of a scare about it.
in ancient Greece, pederasty was socially-acceptable, where a man can enter a romantic and sexual relationship with a male youth. also, bottoming was shameful and would get you ridiculed, so any sex in pederasty was often intercrural (between the thighs). the whole thing really throws a wrench into the whole “ancient Greece was a gay haven” thing. shit was wild.
- Comment on Please dont feed the creatures 🪱 2 months ago:
it is a paraphilic disorder. a paraphilia is basically a fetish; a paraphilic disorder is a paraphilia that, if satisfied, is harmful to society or self.
i’ve also seen some people describe it as a sexual orientation. i disagree with that, but at the same time homosexuality was considered a paraphilia a while ago, and the difference between sexuality and kink isn’t quite so well defined or researched.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 2 months ago:
i love my kuru toga, but i don’t really write much anymore. i do still like doing sketches in my sketchbook, so either 1 or 3
- Comment on Waking up an hour before you intend to 3 months ago:
Veering slightly off topic, but does anybody know if there’s an alarm clock app that rings at set earlier times to the final alarm?
For example, I want to wake up at 8:00am, and so I set one single alarm for 8:00am, along with “earlier times” of 30 minutes, 15 minutes, and 5 minutes. The alarm will then ring at 7:30am, 7:45am, 7:55am, then 8:00am.
I’m basically sick of having 4 alarms for every separate thing I have to wake up for.
- Comment on How do you change the mouse over highlight color in windows 11? Where the mouse pointer is (Apps) in the photo it is easy to see what is highlighted. On the computer screen it's impossible to see 3 months ago:
you need to change the gamma on your monitor.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit
- Comment on why do transphobes mention pedophiles/compare them to pedophiles when most trans people (as do most people) hate pedophiles? 4 months ago:
most people already (unfairly) brand pedophiles as monsters, and so placing trans people into the same category as pedophiles is a way of alienating trans people from the “regular folk”, marking them as the same “monsters” as “pedophiles”.
to clarify on the “unfairly”: pedophilia is a paraphilic disorder (a paraphilia (a subjectively “atypical” fetish) that, when satisfied, may bring harm to others), not a crime; attraction is not sexual assault.
- Comment on In the 1985 movie Teen Wolf, when Scott Howard turned into a teen wolf, would he have had a human penis or a wolf penis? 4 months ago:
plenty of wolf dongs in furry fiction; all ya gotta do is look.
“knots” and “sheaths” are common terms when it comes to canine penises. “cloaca” and “slits” appear often for scalies.
- Comment on In the 1985 movie Teen Wolf, when Scott Howard turned into a teen wolf, would he have had a human penis or a wolf penis? 4 months ago:
“paranormal romance” is such a PG term for “monster fucker” lul
- Comment on I am a meat crayon 4 months ago:
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bidet
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just step into the shower and wash your arse
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wet a piece of paper towel (bad for the plumbing, but better than wet wipes)
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- Comment on I kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now 5 months ago:
In that case, get yourself some Bad Dragons.