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Submitted ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LouSlash@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    The ability to the cat

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    • eldoom@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The cat does the dislikes

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      But you get no superpowers.

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Doood, don’t half ass it.

      youtu.be/weL-NjlIQ0E

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Uncontrollable farts

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      • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I see this as a bonus!

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      How are you planning to ever have sex?

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      • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.

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  • kinther@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours

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    • undone@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      With the brightness of 1.000 suns

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    • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But your nipples itch really badly the whole time

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  • Spark@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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    • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      only you see it

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I GET IMMORTALITY!

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    • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      your body still decays

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      • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Eastwick!

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    • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You experience the passage of time as ever increasing in speed, and before long the universe has died, leaving you — immortal and sentient — alone in the cold, dead cosmos, for eternity.

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      • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Perhaps the speed-up is such that they still experience a normal lifespan. As time tends to infinity, the experience speed tends to infinity.

        Most of eternity, to everyone else’s view, OP is an inanimate but immortal being whose reflexes are infinitely slow and can’t respond to anything.

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  • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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    • BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re all super racist and hate each other.

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      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You just gave me my first out loud laugh of the day. Ty kind internet stranger!

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      • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        anime protagonist and his harem

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    • undone@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So friendly that they constantly hit on you and try to get you to mate with them.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      friendly to me.

      In the biblical sense

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  • owl@infosec.pub ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
    “I ___, but only when I’m hard.”

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

      Except, there’s just one small problem…

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    • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      save kittens from trees

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      • owl@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can give moving public speeches

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      become immensely popular as a male role model

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    • holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can reproduce

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  • laserm@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Will to live

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Who is Will, and why did he die?
      This, of all, I wonder why.
      When he left I felt the surge
      Of pain flow though my heart and I Thought back to all the Wills I’ve known
      But none of them would cause such groan
      To splinter in my heart like this;
      I’d barely find a little moan.
      So why at last, when chance is here
      Should I cry, “Will should live!” with fear?
      I only met him once but now
      For all he is I shed a tear.
      And so I wait with baited breath
      At graveside—but with terror rings
      The note of balance, weighing kings
      And paupers on the scale; sings
      That this one’s life, return’d on wings,
      In recompense a great doom brings:
      The rest of us will meet our death.

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    • kboy101222@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You get to live in the current world.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Insatiable cravings for sweets that no one makes or sells any longer.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.

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    • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      it is infested with transdimentional fleas

      they are kinda ok, but make everything they touch slowly change colour to magenta

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  • craktok@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Super speed of course!!

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    • frobeniusnorm@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The super speed only works for you, but not the symbiots in your body, like your gut bacteria. The increased metabolism combined with the still normal speed gut microbiota causes extreme diarrhea, so everytime you use it, you shit your pants violently.

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      • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “And for keeping our city safe, we award you these ultra absorbent kevlar undies”

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      you gain super speed, but cognition remains the same. your day is a constant struggle to plan out a meticulous series of moves, otherwise you’ll destroy your house trying to walk downstairs. this becomes particularly vexing for those middle-of-the-night strolls to the pisser. perhaps if you survive long enough you can adapt to the situation, but that seems unlikely.

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    • name_NULL111653@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You have to eat enough calories to keep up with it, and while your body is stronger, you’ll still wear out and likely need all your joints replaced within a decade.

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    • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      your body is not more resistant to high g-force

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.

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    • kreskin@lemmy.world ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      But all the fictional characters are in the stories as victims. Your name effectively replaces the term “florida man”.

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You become the character. The character becomes you in the real world.

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    • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But: the “transformation” takes two weeks, and is extremely painful.

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      • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        For you

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    • Birch@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most

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  • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

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  • Mwa@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Controlling time to undue mistakes i have done in the past

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    infinite money

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can shit at will

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ability to make cheese at will.

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  • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shapeshifting

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  • archonet@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    being happy

    I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.

    Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.

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  • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Super strength

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  • genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Teleportation

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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have my nose grow every time I lie

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just gimme photographic memory.

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  • NKBTN@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.

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  • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)

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  • sour@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Flying

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  • the_abecedarian@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Telekinesis

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  • rothaine@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bullet poops

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