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- Comment on MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo 22 hours ago:
Precisely what I mean. If it were a high enough dose to notice, we’d all be tripping balls. If it weren’t, I would assume everyone to just be mildly more pleasant. And uh… that is absolutely not what is happening. Nobody is pleasant right now. At all.
- Comment on MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo 23 hours ago:
I’m like 50% certain (as someone who has not partaken in the substances which I’m about to talk out my ass regarding) that OOP must’ve simply meant something less… kosher, shall we say – PCP? Bath salts? Cocaine? Some other drug that would actually account for the insanity? As far as I know LSD is a vastly more pleasant experience than whatever the fuck is going on in the world right now, unless you’re taking really massive doses, in which case… I think things would be arguably less coherent, though you’ve absolutely got me stumped as to how the current news cycle could be more insane than it already is.
- Comment on MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo 1 day ago:
I’d like to think I’d notice if the world suddenly went all kaleidoscope on me, actually.
- Comment on Bully Online, the ambitious mod that brought multiplayer and more to Rockstar's classic school sim, shuts down a month after launch: 'This was not something we wanted' 3 days ago:
I’ll never get over how some people whiteknight for soulless corporations that not only don’t give a fuck about them but actively hold them with contempt, yes, the internet is a silly place.
- Comment on Bully Online, the ambitious mod that brought multiplayer and more to Rockstar's classic school sim, shuts down a month after launch: 'This was not something we wanted' 3 days ago:
no, you don’t understand, as Take Two and R* quite happily also take down free mods.
- Comment on Bully Online, the ambitious mod that brought multiplayer and more to Rockstar's classic school sim, shuts down a month after launch: 'This was not something we wanted' 3 days ago:
for the umpteenth time, quit making mods for games that are developed by asshats. Take Two/R* very clearly don’t want a healthy community surrounding and supporting their games as evidenced by virtually every decision they make regarding community modding efforts, stop trying to give them one; spend your time making mods for better games.
- Comment on Losing_weight_IRL 1 week ago:
If you have a swiss army knife handy, use the awl to punch a new hole in the belt. Worked great for me.
- Comment on Losing_weight_IRL 1 week ago:
Well, if you have an awl handy you could always just make new notches. That’s what I did when I had a belt that didn’t have a hole at the right spacing for me.
- Comment on Water time 1 week ago:
Counter-counterpoint: if you, on the other hand, wrap your lips around the spigot while drinking – you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck out of my sight you absolute gremlin.
- Comment on A swing and a miss 3 weeks ago:
part of me wants to believe somewhere down the line, days, weeks, months, years – they’ll have a sudden realization in the shower or before bed, and never stop cringing internally
the more realistic part of me knows in my heart that that moment may never come without being gently prodded towards it.
- Comment on Christmas beetles 3 weeks ago:
my headcanon, ruined!
- Comment on Christmas beetles 3 weeks ago:
that may be, but the headcanon of someone going “no, actually, I have communed and become one with the beetles and they are totally chill” is funnier to me
- Comment on Christmas beetles 3 weeks ago:
We know what you’re thinking but this does not want to kill you
Says who? Maybe it desperately wants to but mother nature simply hasn’t given it a mechanism for doing so. Yet.
- Comment on The show I was watching went from "Free" to "Paid" *while I was watching it* 4 weeks ago:
Hey, long as you’re working on it. I’ve been working on ripping my entire music collection from Spotify the past couple months before I tell them to go fuck themselves for the ICE ads, after ~10 years of paying for their service. I’m aiming to be done before January.
- Comment on The show I was watching went from "Free" to "Paid" *while I was watching it* 4 weeks ago:
sounds to me like all of your shows should become free. Properly free.
Remember, companies die when people stop giving them money.
- Comment on Dozens of uncut all-natural cobs, glistening wet with dew, get tossed around, stripped, and roughly power-shucked by multiple gruff steppe farmers [CAWB] [rough-shucking] [vintage] 5 weeks ago:
keep going, I’m almost there
- Comment on idk abbout this one discord 5 weeks ago:
I know this is a shitpost, but
“Your details are […] not stored”
"We’ll search for you in our database of breached personal information […]
- Comment on GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! 5 weeks ago:
It’s not different at all, is it Steve?!
- Comment on PetSmart won't let you leave a review if you have adblockers on 1 month ago:
I fucking despise this kind of gaslighting. YouTube does it too, with their “experiencing interruptions?” popup that then takes you right to FAQ section telling you to disable your adblocker and that it may cause problems. no, you drooling fucking simpletons, you are causing problems deliberately, problems I will circumvent without disabling anything out of pure spite and rage.
- Comment on Amazing 1 month ago:
[jaunty guitar begins]
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
authentic first-hand piss drinking experience, the kind of content that only lemmy could deliver. excellent
- Comment on Anon lives in 2056 1 month ago:
I’ve had people tell me Reagan, and other people tell me we’ve sucked since FDR died. I’m tempted to believe them, with what history I know.
- Comment on Will be super fun when only epstein DNC are exposed and so they rat on all the RNC. Im all for the backlash. 1 month ago:
The more they alter, the more chance it is they fuck it up somewhere.
- Comment on Anon lives in 2056 1 month ago:
this is the dumbest timeline
this has been the dumbest possible timeline for longer than you or I can probably remember. I remember noticing the difference between pre-2015 and post-2015, but I’ve been assured things have been imploding consistently since at least 9/11 and definitely by the 2008 financial crisis.
In other words, it is entirely possible, yes.
- Comment on Will be super fun when only epstein DNC are exposed and so they rat on all the RNC. Im all for the backlash. 1 month ago:
there is no possible way “100% democrats in the files” just goes without any pushback, so yeah either they’re totally unredacted and unaltered (likely, comes with its own set of problems) or the democrats absolutely will ratfuck the others.
personally I think the most likely outcome is that Trump’s name appears far fewer times than we expect (after they’ve, yanno, had their way with the files). Maybe a couple instances to satisfy the public that he was a skeezy fuck, but anything that implicates him in something serious will be changed to point to someone else’s name. Usually a Democrat, maybe sometimes the RINO of the week.
That would be the smartest way to alter the files. Leave everything else untouched, just make sure the golden
boyold fuck isn’t smeared. Are they smart enough to do that? Who knows. - Comment on As you age your fantasies change 2 months ago:
No they don’t, it’s the same fantasy – “good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people”, just aimed at different demographics.
- Comment on wenis wrinkles 2 months ago:
oh, huh.
Well then.
Carry on.
- Comment on wenis wrinkles 2 months ago:
Sir, that’s an elbow, and this is a Wendy’s.
- Comment on Ah yes that's my bad 3 months ago:
you’re forever tagged as “wants big tiddy moth gf”, for me.
We shall watch your shitposting career with great interest. Image
- Comment on Ah yes that's my bad 3 months ago:
Don’t you have moths to be posting about?
