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- Comment on YouTuber realizes sponsor might be an evil company mid-ad 1 week ago:
*Youtuber makes a skit about a Youtuber realizing a sponsor might be an evil company mid-ad
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 1 week ago:
you apparently missed the word “net” in my comment. It does show downvotes on my app/instance. Ergo, his posts are still reaching people just fine, because again he has several hundred net upvotes, and many comments, meaning whoever was trying to limit his visibility has failed.
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 1 week ago:
oh yeah, I’ll bet OP feels very unseen right now, with their nearly 500 net upvotes and ~70 comments on this post.
Point being, said loser has failed miserably to do anything other than make themselves look more like a loser.
- Comment on Talented child artist 1 week ago:
so is making regular pornography, only with regular porn you’re unlikely to require a working knowledge of animal genitalia, so it’s actually better. having said that, I think the world would just plain be better off with another oglaf or cyanide & happiness, don’t you?
- Comment on Talented child artist 1 week ago:
ehhh, I was gonna say furry conventions or perhaps more optimistically a lucrative career in shitposty online comics, but sure lets shoot for the moon.
- Comment on Helpful graph for the Titanic 1 week ago:
I’m afraid I’m not familiar with what a d◌ath is.
- Comment on Talented child artist 1 week ago:
now there’s a kid that’s going places. Not college, but places.
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 1 week ago:
lol
furthermore: lmao
It will never not be funny to me that some people are so chronically online they think everyone else gives as much of a fuck about made up internet points as they do, and more, will go to such an extraordinary effort on a site which doesn’t have cumulative karma like reddit did. these guys not only need to touch grass, they need to go and become one with nature for a few weeks.
lastly, ow, fuck, my sides!
- Comment on Anon visits a guy's house 2 weeks ago:
Later.
- Comment on my phone turning my headphone volume one notch from silent halfway through a song then telling me off for turning it back up 2 weeks ago:
Is this a Samsung thing? My S9+ used to do this all the time and it annoyed the fuck out of me, never had it happen on my Pixel
- Comment on They SCREAM 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, and what do you think those cicadas are there to do?
They spend so many years underground, waiting to…?
exactly.
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 3 weeks ago:
Higher than giraffe titties, huh?
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 3 weeks ago:
I swear, the best way to experience Helldivers 2’s community is to just be decent in games with randoms, maybe watch CommissarKai’s videos (do not go into the comments section) for tips on teamplay, and absolutely positively do not venture into the steam forums, the discord, or any other big discussion forum centered around the game because it w i l l be a cesspit, unfortunately.
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 3 weeks ago:
WE’RE RICH
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 3 weeks ago:
In-game everyone is usually wonderful.
The official discord server, on the other hand… no. Just no.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
so you mean I get to exist as a creature of pure joy that everyone else loves when they see me? And I gain the ability to lick my own balls?
I’m not sure you understand this whole “monkeys paw” thing.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
pfft, people already think I’m weird and inappropriate, I’m on the spectrum. Is that the worst you’ve got?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
Almost every antidepressant I’ve tried has side effects I don’t like, but especially the way they fuck up your libido is incredibly frustrating to me, and every antidepressant that has had any effect on my mood has also made my dick useless. The only one I’d tried that didn’t was Wellbutrin, and that just didn’t do anything.
Oh, runners up prize for “worst side effect” goes to Prozac, which made me grind my goddamn teeth unconsciously, in addition to my dick not working. that got seriously painful after a few days.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
being happy
I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.
- Comment on Jo jay! 4 weeks ago:
Jeansus Christ.
- Comment on A mother caring for her child 4 weeks ago:
ok good all those national geographic/animal planet educational shows I watched weren’t just a way for 9 year old me to waste time.
Instead, they have helped 28 year old me critique memes. Hallelujah.
- Comment on A mother caring for her child 4 weeks ago:
isn’t that an alligator though? or have my reptile identification skills failed me
- Comment on Spotify 30 minutes of uninterrupted... Just kidding 1 month ago:
I would but there’s a site I use called RVRB that only works with Spotify Premium AFAIK, and I enjoy the site too much to give it up. Great way to discover new music.
- Comment on 4 fundamental forces 1 month ago:
Yeah, but we have no useful way to channel the energy from nuclear fission into propulsion, so that’s a moot point if we’re talking in practical terms. At least, we don’t without irradiating everything.
- Comment on Spotify 30 minutes of uninterrupted... Just kidding 1 month ago:
legit I pay for Spotify and I love spicetify, been considering canceling it because spicetify and revanced spotify exist
- Comment on 4 fundamental forces 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anon spectates a slap fight 1 month ago:
This could be fake, but it’s definitely gay.
- Comment on Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration? 1 month ago:
him being a shitty human being is something his supporters like and admire, but even really terrible people prefer a leader that has some idea of what they’re going to do as a leader.
- Comment on Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration? 1 month ago:
I, almost for certain, thought that was the end of him at the time. Entire political careers have lived and died on sub-10-second sound bites, and there is no way to spin that to make him sound like he knows what he’s doing.
- Comment on The internet 1 month ago:
