archonet

@archonet@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitter's full, season's greetings.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “no lowballs, price firm, I know what I got”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting. It's a constant reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would bet good money that both door handles are equally filthy, by nature of it being a school. Kids are walking talking germ incubators. We all are, but kids especially.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  between the legends of wonder bread guy and tile fucker, I have learned that the latter is far more common than the former.

  Anything can be someone’s fetish. Anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon creates a business plan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, fuck those restaurants for paying their workers a living wage! My wallet comes first!

  for the cognitively impaired

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greatest video game ever played?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BioShock Infinite and Spec Ops: The Line are the only two games I’ve played that I would consider “art” in the truest sense of the word. Video games in general are creative works, but those who have played them know what I mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves proprietary tech⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s… what I did after? It sure didn’t go away on it’s own lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves proprietary tech⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In its defense, the symptom I googled most recently like a year and a half ago, did, in fact, turn out to be cancer.

  Yes, I’m fine now. But sometimes it’s right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am your king!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Speaking of France, the last use of the guillotine for an execution was in 1977. There are probably people reading this who were alive when it happened – it’s not too late to bring it back.

  Make Tyrants Fear Guillotines Again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games to play with my late 40s brothers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If y’all wanna get good at it and learn some advanced tactics, watch videos by MB93 or Duckwit. Invasion is about a lot more than just being the better shot, there are some excellent mind-games and misdirection you can perform on both sides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games to play with my late 40s brothers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait til SE5 goes on sale if you do decide to get it, I’m wagering they’ll discount it somewhere around the release of SE6 in January. Probably for Christmas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games to play with my late 40s brothers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If not for the fact you said one’s on an Xbox, for a co-op experience I’d recommend Helldivers 2. However, a similar game to HD2 is “Deep Rock Galactic”, and it’s on Xbox as well as PC. Fantastic co-op shooter with some very funny humor, much like HD2 you can tell a lot of love went into the game; and much like HD2 the developers actually give a shit about it and their community. Since you said you don’t have a load of screen time, you should know a mission is usually about 20-30 minutes.

  For a PVP experience, you said you have two brothers – three is actually the perfect number if you wanted to get Sniper Elite 5 and play through the campaign with Axis Invasion enabled, you can invite one to play co-op and for the other, you can invite a specific invader. Two players would be playing as allied snipers infiltrating various locations in France and taking out Nazis, and the third would be an elite German sniper hunting them. It’s supremely fun to hunt people (as well as be “hunted” – though with two players you can really flip that on its head). And a mission in SE5, depending on how you play, can either take as short as 15 minutes or as long as 45 minutes, though probably on the longer end if you’re doing invasion – you do not play it like COD if you actually want to survive against a hunter.

  Both of those should work on a Steam Deck, as well, although on the Steam Deck I’ve noticed Sniper Elite 5’s anti-cheat, when run through Proton on Linux, doesn’t like the game being installed on an external drive and won’t let you play online if it’s not running on the same drive the OS is installed on, and I imagine that’d probably extend to SD cards. So, if you go for SE5, make sure that brother installs it to the Deck’s built-in storage or they might run into trouble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought it was an easy question ...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  47

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought it was an easy question ...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  if you accept the definition that a word is some letters, surrounded by a gap…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Automated switchboard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just start swearing at it and it will usually connect you, the nastier the better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloaking what China says: On social media platforms, many accounts of seemingly independent users are cloaked propaganda accounts controlled by the Chinese state⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … this is news?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amoré⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you dance down the street like you’ve had too much wFEET you’re in loooooove

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apex Legends is taking away its support for the Steam Deck and Linux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! Anyways…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tradition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck it, a pre-2010 meme supercut. That was originally delivered in a flash game, the most 2010 form of content. youtu.be/n3lrcTcvGo0

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disposable vapes to be banned in England and Wales from June⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  now where will bigclive get free discarded lithium cells?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're not you when you're dooming.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also has allergen warnings.

  You’d be shocked how much candy that doesn’t contain nuts, might contain enough to kill someone with a severe allergy. Half my halloween candy when I was a kid, every year, would end up going to my mother for that exact reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're not you when you're dooming.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  actually I’m allergic to peanuts and treenuts, so a Snickers would probably only expedite my exit (can’t eat them due to allergy warnings)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're not you when you're dooming.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn’t have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This made me so angry, enjoy!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Dash jar cosplay 💦🌈🦄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know it was free to not post this, right? It would’ve cost you nothing to simply carry on with your day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches an old concert video⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what I’m hearing, here, is that society peaked at the end of the 1990s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is an example⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, you’re a twat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choosing violence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  SIGTERM: stop that.

  SIGKILL: That was not a request.

  Case power button: listen here you little shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe this is better for everyone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “oh no, the vegans are leaving!” said no-one ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Engineering⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.