archonet
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- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 1 day ago:
Higher than giraffe titties, huh?
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 1 day ago:
I swear, the best way to experience Helldivers 2’s community is to just be decent in games with randoms, maybe watch CommissarKai’s videos (do not go into the comments section) for tips on teamplay, and absolutely positively do not venture into the steam forums, the discord, or any other big discussion forum centered around the game because it w i l l be a cesspit, unfortunately.
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 1 day ago:
WE’RE RICH
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 1 day ago:
In-game everyone is usually wonderful.
The official discord server, on the other hand… no. Just no.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
so you mean I get to exist as a creature of pure joy that everyone else loves when they see me? And I gain the ability to lick my own balls?
I’m not sure you understand this whole “monkeys paw” thing.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
pfft, people already think I’m weird and inappropriate, I’m on the spectrum. Is that the worst you’ve got?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Almost every antidepressant I’ve tried has side effects I don’t like, but especially the way they fuck up your libido is incredibly frustrating to me, and every antidepressant that has had any effect on my mood has also made my dick useless. The only one I’d tried that didn’t was Wellbutrin, and that just didn’t do anything.
Oh, runners up prize for “worst side effect” goes to Prozac, which made me grind my goddamn teeth unconsciously, in addition to my dick not working. that got seriously painful after a few days.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 days ago:
being happy
I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.
- Comment on Jo jay! 1 week ago:
Jeansus Christ.
- Comment on A mother caring for her child 1 week ago:
ok good all those national geographic/animal planet educational shows I watched weren’t just a way for 9 year old me to waste time.
Instead, they have helped 28 year old me critique memes. Hallelujah.
- Comment on A mother caring for her child 1 week ago:
isn’t that an alligator though? or have my reptile identification skills failed me
- Comment on Spotify 30 minutes of uninterrupted... Just kidding 3 weeks ago:
I would but there’s a site I use called RVRB that only works with Spotify Premium AFAIK, and I enjoy the site too much to give it up. Great way to discover new music.
- Comment on 4 fundamental forces 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but we have no useful way to channel the energy from nuclear fission into propulsion, so that’s a moot point if we’re talking in practical terms. At least, we don’t without irradiating everything.
- Comment on Spotify 30 minutes of uninterrupted... Just kidding 3 weeks ago:
legit I pay for Spotify and I love spicetify, been considering canceling it because spicetify and revanced spotify exist
- Comment on 4 fundamental forces 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon spectates a slap fight 3 weeks ago:
This could be fake, but it’s definitely gay.
- Comment on Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration? 4 weeks ago:
him being a shitty human being is something his supporters like and admire, but even really terrible people prefer a leader that has some idea of what they’re going to do as a leader.
- Comment on Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration? 4 weeks ago:
I, almost for certain, thought that was the end of him at the time. Entire political careers have lived and died on sub-10-second sound bites, and there is no way to spin that to make him sound like he knows what he’s doing.
- Comment on The internet 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l 4 weeks ago:
nah fuck that, I can guarantee you next to nobody he’s sent to CECOT or wants to send to Gitmo deserve any of this.
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
in my defense I was on my desktop and I’m lazy
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
it is done
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
yearly calendar reminder, just says “do you remember?”
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
I am that weirdo when it comes to Earth Wind & Fire’s “September”.
Every September 21st, I’m sending that to someone or posting it somewhere.
- Comment on Discord CEO steps down, replaced with former Activision Blizzard CSO as they work towards being a public company 4 weeks ago:
Oh yeah, we’re about to see things get really shitty on Discord.
- Comment on When a pope dies are they being fired or promoted by the Boss? 5 weeks ago:
Snatched up by corporate.
- Comment on Anon doesn't understand mirrors 1 month ago:
and thus my headcanon was ruined
- Comment on Anon doesn't understand mirrors 1 month ago:
I choose to believe they did, in fact, just post a green canvas with white text saying “Frog wearing glasses”
- Comment on Hotel prices 1 month ago:
as someone who has worked in both kinds of hotels: can confirm, below $100 and the usual mixture of drug addicts, prostitutes, and general “people bringing fucking issues” come out of the woodwork.
- Comment on p r e s s u r e 1 month ago:
when I thought of it, I thought to myself “this is either going to be massively misconstrued as me trying to be a dick to trans people, or I’m a comedy genius, lets find out”, rad that it’s the latter
sidebar: I also considered “I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Phase Diagram”
