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- Comment on TransPeople are real 1 day ago:
People are people, so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully?
- Comment on Best way to turn off people and get lower tips 4 days ago:
For this? I’d hit the custom button and put in $0.02, and then tell them exactly why they’re getting that tip. I only get “thank you!” if I double the cost of my order? fuck off.
- Comment on Spotify Premium "Ad Free" plan 1 week ago:
I’d switch if there was something like RVRB for Tidal or, better still, your own local music collection. Or if RVRB supported other platforms.
- Comment on made a sticky 1 week ago:
Imagine thinking the point of life is to work, and not to live. Imagine being that far up your own ass.
I’d pity you if you weren’t so smug.
- Comment on ligma 1 week ago:
Depends. Is this tar from the 60s?
- Comment on ENHANCE 1 week ago:
I reckon it’s the cleaning.
I’ve never used contacts because the idea of touching my eye squicks me out (even if it’s something meant to go there, just – no.), but having your eyelids do all the cleaning and never having to worry about them getting dirty or scratched is probably something a lot of people appreciate.
Me, I’m happy just using a microfiber cloth and being careful.
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 week ago:
Didn’t he later admit it was shopped?
- Comment on unless it’s really really funny 2 weeks ago:
listen, everything seems really really funny until there’s an FBI agent sitting you down at a table with a printout of it. Tends to suck the humor right out of your shitposting.
- Comment on I should bikini top his bikini bottom 3 weeks ago:
I used to joke, back in his first term, about going back in time from 2018 twenty years, and trying to convince someone you’re from the future.
If you’re from the future, who’s the next president, then?
Bush’s son.
Jeb?
No, George Jr. Twice.
JUNIOR?! That fucking moron got elected?! And what about after him?
Our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama from Illinois.
… The American voting public elected a black man called Barack Hussein Obama? You gotta be fucking with me.
Nope. Two terms, too.
Suuure. And who was after him? A woman?
No, Donald Trump.
Oh fuck off you’re not from the future, you’re just a loon.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
what the other guy said. Send it to the media if it was a national scandal, it’ll be extra spicy.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
yeah, send that to his superiors and watch the fireworks.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Ice cream, soup (add crackers and let them soften, if you want), possibly noodles.
One snack food you can eat without chewing, goldfish crackers. One or two at a time, just let them soak up saliva in your mouth and soften before swallowing.
Certain hard candy, as long as you don’t suck on them too hard. Think peppermints, something that’ll make you salivate (which will help it dissolve without having to suck on it too aggressively – you do not want dry socket). Also, any other soft candy that’ll dissolve, like York peppermint patties, might be okay.
- Comment on GTA VI Might Inspire Other AAA Developers to Price Their Games at $100 4 weeks ago:
if it’s higher than $60 it can go suck a fuck
in fact, if the online is as ridden with issues as 5’s online has been, I’ll probably just pirate it. Why would I want to pay $60+ just so I can get squeezed for even more money via microtransactions?
- Comment on Hold on! 4 weeks ago:
Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.
- Comment on How do I realistically get out of the US? 4 weeks ago:
Seconded
- Comment on Potatoes ftw 1 month ago:
negatory ghost rider, that is your average everyday potato seeking sunlight.
- Comment on How can you bypass a Reddit site ban? 1 month ago:
because reddit admins are surely always in the right and never overzealous about banning for the slightest transgression or even non-transgressions, right?
…right?
- Comment on How can you bypass a Reddit site ban? 1 month ago:
why would you want to? it hasn’t been worth using in well over a year or two now.
- Comment on There was a time when everyone had common sense 1 month ago:
Trump is the symptom of a problem Reagan was the harbinger of. Without Reagan and all that followed after him, you do not get a Trump presidency.
- Comment on There was a time when everyone had common sense 1 month ago:
Last I checked, my generation didn’t put Reagan into office.
- Comment on When they tell you "oh of course it's safe" they are lying 1 month ago:
How do I know if I’m prengan?
- Comment on Ohio Is About to Make Queer Kids Miserable 1 month ago:
not to diminish this in the slightest, but Ohio has been making everyone in and around the state miserable for a very long time, so this is merely par for the course.
- Comment on This message will not go away unless I agree to their spyware. 1 month ago:
uBlock Origin blocks ads, it generally doesn’t block cookie popups (and if it does, only on the initial load). This will nuke any overlay that appears during, or after the page loads. So cookie popups, newsletter subscription begging, all that shit goes away, even the ones that wait until you start scrolling.
- Comment on This message will not go away unless I agree to their spyware. 1 month ago:
If only their site included such answers on the very page I linked… Alas, we’ll never know.
- Comment on This message will not go away unless I agree to their spyware. 1 month ago:
allow me to introduce you to PopUpOFF
It’s very effective at sending shit like this to the shadow realm
- Comment on Anon goes out of bounds 1 month ago:
on the internet, nobody knows that you’re a whale
- Comment on NGL I would watch this 1 month ago:
it could be just the font, but I’m pretty sure that says H20, not H2O.
The former sounds fantastically explosive.
- Comment on Pictured: 95% of gameplay in Payday 2's Death Sentence difficulty [Day 29] 1 month ago:
Precisely. Full Speed Swarm with some damage mods made the game so much better. Guns felt like guns but ho boy you were not at a loss of things to kill
- Comment on Pictured: 95% of gameplay in Payday 2's Death Sentence difficulty [Day 29] 1 month ago:
honestly I modded the fuck out of my Payday 2 because I didn’t like how tanky enemies were on higher difficulties compared to how fragile the player is. I’m fine with being fragile, but if I shoot someone in the face with a 12 gauge, I expect their face to not exist anymore, just like mine – whereas on anything higher than death wish, without modding, you might as well be throwing pocket sand at them while they down you with maybe 1 or 2 shots.
Fortunately, the entire game being a house of cards built on LUA makes modding it super easy.
- Comment on Anon hates Apple 1 month ago:
This.
Use words accurately, or you dilute their meaning. Being a shit person is one thing, being evil is on another level. Conflating the real evil fuckers of this world with your average asshole diminishes the true depth of their awfulness.