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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol father juice

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human d–ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Love this copypasta

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  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    no i didn’t

    and i regret knowing

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    NO

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh, yes! Animals, totally

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve stumbled across porn of both of these

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    • Carmakazi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Stumbled across” yeah

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    • archonet@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      God is dead and we killed him

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  • knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Help me step bro I’m stuck in the washing machine!

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• jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Would’ve worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I didn’t choose it, all my posts are stolen

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    • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  How about this 10-yr old girl animal?

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  • reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    How about this one?

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    • AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Too soon

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with

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  • AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Boop

    Keep her away from those pokemon freaks

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• burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  acting as though pokemon isnt full of absolute baddies of legal age

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Trueeee

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  • praxis@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Larry,

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• UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Both?

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So Kirlia?

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    • jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ran a quick check. Expected more tbh (slightly nsfw)

      Tap for spoiler

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• andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Someone has to have done some kind of project where they pulled data for how much porn there is of each Pokémon.

  I want to see a graph.

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• trslim@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As a pokemon hater, teehee.

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  • AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾

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    • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🤝

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• WrenFeathers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And the gross joke is, this meme is meant to be asking grown adults.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it’s not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.

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• haych@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  a lot*

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