Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human d–ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Love this copypasta
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
no i didn’t
and i regret knowing
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
acting as though pokemon isnt full of absolute baddies of legal age
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
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I’ve stumbled across porn of both of these
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jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Would’ve worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I didn’t choose it, all my posts are stolen
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Both?
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WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
And the gross joke is, this meme is meant to be asking grown adults.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
As a pokemon hater, teehee.
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾
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