Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human d–ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Love this copypasta
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
no i didn’t
and i regret knowing
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I’ve stumbled across porn of both of these
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Stumbled across” yeah
knight_alva@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Help me step bro I’m stuck in the washing machine!
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Would’ve worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I didn’t choose it, all my posts are stolen
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
tourist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Boop
Keep her away from those pokemon freaks
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
acting as though pokemon isnt full of absolute baddies of legal age
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Trueeee
praxis@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Larry,
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Both?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone has to have done some kind of project where they pulled data for how much porn there is of each Pokémon.
I want to see a graph.
trslim@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a pokemon hater, teehee.
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
🤝
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And the gross joke is, this meme is meant to be asking grown adults.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it’s not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.
haych@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
a lot*
Korne127@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Lol father juice