tourist

@tourist@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I am speaking aloud and say I wish someone would kill so and so. And another person does it. Am I on the hook for murder? How would I defend myself in court?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It really depends on your legal jurisdiction

  If you say it out loud and it’s recorded you might be able to claim it was a heated gamer moment or out of context or something and you didn’t mean it

  If you said it about some public figure, there are probably a bunch of people who said it before you.

  If you said it about your neighbour or that dickhead in your drone racing club, that might be hairy and you should probably go to a lawyer with that

  For the most part, legal systems are more concerned about the actual murderer and you probably don’t have to worry

  it’s considered good etiquette to not openly wish death on others out loud. Don’t make lists. Don’t make it a mantra.

  I’m not a lawyer, obviously, but I don’t think they’ll slap you with a murder charge in most circumstances.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Man Without Any Hair Suggests Nothing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  a distinguished appearance

  yeah nah, nothing else here would stand out in a crowd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ol Billy Bonesaw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  the fuck happened to bill burr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are Windows cloud GPU options in 2026?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t rent GPUs

  steal them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep em closed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if I recall correctly, tacnayn

  it’s just nyancat backwards

  internet trivia from 15 years ago is easily accessible from my memories, but I can never remember where I put my fucking car keys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep thoughts with the deep.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  people in that headspace can behave very stupidly

  can’t expect every dude who’s going through some shit to make good art

  however

  he should be allowed to write a deeply sincere apology for this putrid horse shit when his brain is screwed back in right to everyone that saw this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨harm reduction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I simplified it:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨life advice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LET IT RIDE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  alt text: bro you got a cock on your screen, scroll the fuck away asap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember this, Kids!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  verysickinhumancreature.com/…/until-death-all-def…

  I think this is the artist

  Their Instagram page has similar artwork without tags/signatures

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Team building⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your HR department likely has a picture of your face on a dartboard if you’re serious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Harry Potter and the empty goblet waiting for the fire to trickle down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be prepared⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Highlighted

  implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour

  it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years

  but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me

  Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Man's Sky 10th anniversary Cosmos update is here, and that means orbital bases, space station ownership - and yes, you can finally fly to the sun⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  when last did you play it?

  I played it while high earlier this year and managed to kinda figure it out because the tutorials were helpful enough

  granted

  I just wanted to build shit and kill shit, so I picked one of the easier game mode options

  I think you can sidestep the more difficult survival/crafting mechanics if you want

  that’s if my memory holds up

  I might have been playing donkey kong or some shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On disobeying instructions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I already have an upset stomach

  can I sell the new one it gives me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know how to rhyme ‘apply clamp to testicles and suspend’

  too many syllables

  idk how to write haikus either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And again after every unique command added to your shell history

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I am fighting for my life in here”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biggest, most beautiful pill.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  im so sorry lila

  but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this

  you did not stand a chance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage

  best way to catch em

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Enough Hate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They are sticking experimental grey market peptides into their veins, eating Adderall like tic tacs and are prone to take part in a whole list of other dangerous activities.

  So, probably not too long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  oh

  I meant to say I crave cocaine when I drink

  smoking thing was a tangent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, except with cocaine.

  I still smoke sometimes. Like, one pack a month (at most). I actually prefer those guerilla-marketed nicotine lip pouches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I shouldn't have stopped being enveloped by the peat bog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yo I checked the sky and the moon ain’t there holy shit I thought you were joking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨Breaking news: new DLC in the works!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in my very late 20s

  I googled it and have no fucking clue dude

  these anime things make no sense

  unless you mean the CEO of sex part

  Yeah that’s just an actor people decided to start calling the CEO of sex. Like sex is a videogame with numbered releases controlled and maintained by a single corporate corporate executive with direct development access.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry about it. Your English is probably fine.

  I’m high and also kinda struggled to understand it

  I think this is the first time I’ve seen the word “libertinage”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨welp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  do his ladybugs fry too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*inhales* 🖕🙂‍↕️🖕⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, I can give you a government ID

  it won’t be real or it won’t be mine

  good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs

  it takes months to get an actual government ID issued

  if I have to wait that long,

  I’m using a different website

  dickhead

  spoiler

  @not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone how do I make that cool word art