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@tourist@lemmy.world
- Comment on GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him. 2 days ago:
alt text: bro you got a cock on your screen, scroll the fuck away asap
- Comment on Remember this, Kids! 3 days ago:
verysickinhumancreature.com/…/until-death-all-def…
I think this is the artist
Their Instagram page has similar artwork without tags/signatures
- Comment on Team building 1 week ago:
Your HR department likely has a picture of your face on a dartboard if you’re serious
- Comment on Oof 2 weeks ago:
Harry Potter and the empty goblet waiting for the fire to trickle down
- Comment on Be prepared 3 weeks ago:
Highlighted
implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour
it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years
but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me
Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?
- Comment on No Man's Sky 10th anniversary Cosmos update is here, and that means orbital bases, space station ownership - and yes, you can finally fly to the sun 3 weeks ago:
when last did you play it?
I played it while high earlier this year and managed to kinda figure it out because the tutorials were helpful enough
granted
I just wanted to build shit and kill shit, so I picked one of the easier game mode options
I think you can sidestep the more difficult survival/crafting mechanics if you want
that’s if my memory holds up
I might have been playing donkey kong or some shit
- Comment on On disobeying instructions 3 weeks ago:
I already have an upset stomach
can I sell the new one it gives me
- Comment on Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know how to rhyme ‘apply clamp to testicles and suspend’
too many syllables
idk how to write haikus either
- Comment on Congratulations 3 weeks ago:
And again after every unique command added to your shell history
- Comment on currently busy 😅 4 weeks ago:
“I am fighting for my life in here”
- Comment on Biggest, most beautiful pill. 4 weeks ago:
ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
im so sorry lila
but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this
you did not stand a chance
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage
best way to catch em
- Comment on Not Enough Hate 1 month ago:
They are sticking experimental grey market peptides into their veins, eating Adderall like tic tacs and are prone to take part in a whole list of other dangerous activities.
So, probably not too long.
- Comment on You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit 2 months ago:
oh
I meant to say I crave cocaine when I drink
smoking thing was a tangent
- Comment on You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit 2 months ago:
Same, except with cocaine.
I still smoke sometimes. Like, one pack a month (at most). I actually prefer those guerilla-marketed nicotine lip pouches.
- Comment on I shouldn't have stopped being enveloped by the peat bog 2 months ago:
yo I checked the sky and the moon ain’t there holy shit I thought you were joking
- Comment on 🚨Breaking news: new DLC in the works! 2 months ago:
I’m in my very late 20s
I googled it and have no fucking clue dude
these anime things make no sense
unless you mean the CEO of sex part
Yeah that’s just an actor people decided to start calling the CEO of sex. Like sex is a videogame with numbered releases controlled and maintained by a single corporate corporate executive with direct development access.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Don’t worry about it. Your English is probably fine.
I’m high and also kinda struggled to understand it
I think this is the first time I’ve seen the word “libertinage”
- Comment on welp 2 months ago:
do his ladybugs fry too
- Comment on *inhales* 🖕🙂↕️🖕 2 months ago:
Sure, I can give you a government ID
it won’t be real or it won’t be mine
good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs
it takes months to get an actual government ID issued
if I have to wait that long,
I’m using a different website
dickhead
spoiler
@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone how do I make that cool word art
- Comment on #StopPayingGames 2 months ago:
Should I feel bad for assuming any company’s name that ends in “group” probably do some heinous shit
- Comment on Men against bush 3 months ago:
No, I was high.
Apologies. No hostility was intended.
- Comment on Men against bush 3 months ago:
I legit thought this was about George W Bush
- Comment on brand new sentence 3 months ago:
So-called “alpha-male” couldn’t walk in a straight line after some dental-grade anaesthetic.
- Comment on Ответьте на мой призыв 3 months ago:
Third language as you can tell, I hope.
I did this for my personal diary when I was in the psych ward
Except RTL, some nonsense words as sentence padding, and random roman alphabet characters here and there where appropriate
Took forever to write a few paragraphs, because I had to pre-memorize cyrillic going in and immediately write a-b in a random middle page once checked in.
Also took forever to read back to myself.
I really needed to be in that psych ward.
- Comment on Map of all AI data center in Europe 3 months ago:
how many were built in 1837
- Comment on I hope they'll make it more contagious 3 months ago:
“I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”
“Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”
- Comment on To quote a movie: Why is it when a person in the military dies we feel some sympathy for, but if someone killed a mayor or senator everyone loses their minds? 3 months ago:
yeah loose minds can get lost if you drive over too many speed bumps
- Comment on Alpha AF 3 months ago:
Why does this sound plausible