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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold: A vibe-designed pcb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m particularly amazed by the PCB company.

  Did they not read the schematics and ask “bro are you fucking 100% sure”?

  Or is it all fully automated?

  Astounding in either case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One time I was on shrooms in the PMs and it was really hard to figure out what the time was. The literal digits and the concept of time itself at some point.

  Otherwise, never had an issue.

  Also, is 24hour time not default on most phones? Or did I do that and forget about it at some point, and it’s only me, never paying attention to the time on other people’s phones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I could not trust myself with a firearm in an enclosed space for an indefinite period of time

  I’d fire the thing at the radio out of boredom and burst my eardrums

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even close⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Muddy waters here

  From what I’ve gathered

  1. There may be photos being released soon, and her legal team is trying to preempt it by denying it.

  idk how law works, but I don’t know what preempting it is meant to do

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  2. there is supposedly a (plausibly deepfaked) image floating around the boomer side of the internet:

  I haven’t seen it nor tried to find it. Last time I checked Facebook, I learned several horrific slurs for ethnic groups I did not even know existed

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  3. Maybe, she finally caught wind of her name being mentioned alongside Epstein

  I’ve met people who just check the news and/or the internet once per year, if ever

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  4. Some other Trump administration political strategy

  I’m legit not intelligent enough to understand nor recall the explanation there

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  Probably a legal thing. Photos/Documents may be releasing soon

  If not, yeah…

  Just more bizarre

  Like if I announced:

  “I did not rinse my unwashed genitals in the spahetti after I cooked it”

  In the middle of a family dinner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking News!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t that be tough considering half the photos online look like this:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking News!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  how do you get a 3D scan of his head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I fucking love this thread

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA6 is gonna be crazy 🔥⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling

  “Millions-worth” in a truckload of that trash.

  They’re better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if im naked i have every reason to be tense

  if someone sees my smol pp its game over don’t you understand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate lefties!!!1!!!1!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is creatine safe?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I might be confused, but I thought creatine gives your muscles a minor"second wind" kinda thing so you can push yourself to do some extra reps? It’s not like a steroid kinda thing, I was told.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trending⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t you work there anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The State of the Union⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Counting or not counting gang violence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epstein arrests: 0. Nancy Guthrie: still missing. The head of the FBI:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

  Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💀🌈🙏🌈💀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I really want to know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harm production⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think there’s a huge spike in gambling if that counts.

  House always wins, my main takeaway from a few high school probability classes, a horrible first time at a casino and Fallout New Vegas probably.

  So many people are desperate and throwing their money and hope at that predatory and shockingly under-regulated industry

  I’d say it’s probably worse and less manageable than most central nervous system surprises available at the gas station

  Hope you’re less afraid? I am high, so I could all be, like, stupidly wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming market melts down after Google reveals new AI game design tool — Project Genie crashes stocks. (A.K.A . Investors panic because they don't understand what "real" videogames are)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The people running that site must be extremely overworked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is

  Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do drug dogs ever get addicted when working or during training?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bomb sniffing dogs don’t become explosive after a few successful shifts, for similar reasons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe op was doing it a lot

  and/or the litter was plutonium or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deeper babe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “honest to god that’s as far as I can go”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨handling strays⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “fucker stole my lighter”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have an idea ☝️⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to retroactively do what I did and cripple your attention span to a point where if you see any piece of text longer than a few sentences, your brain just automatically skips past it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devastated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanted to see my recommendations :{

  Not rooted, or flashing a custom ROM, so I can’t delete the play store.

  Also, my bank app wasn’t installing properly from Aurora. I don’t remember what the exact issue was, but it was too much of a hassle to figure out (or change banks)

  But that second profile idea is smart

  I should have done that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devastated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  organic recommendations:

  apps for which I already have F-Droid equivalents installed

  sponsored recommendations:

  WE HAVE DETERMINED BY YOUR DIGITAL FINGERPRINT THAN YOU ARE A GOONER. PLEASE DOWNLOAD LITERAL MALWARE:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s awful. I’m sorry the local resources available to you are horrific. I’m sorry I sound like a fucking robot. I’m treading lightly. I’m not an expert. I don’t know what you or people reading this may be going through.

  If the crisis line is going to send a psychopath with a gun to your home, do not ring that line.

  There are international resources available that don’t dispatch armed units to your exact location. I haven’t used any of them, so I can’t vouch for them.

  There is no one size fits all solution for a crisis. As I understand it, the main goal is just to get the person in crisis talking to another human being. Apparently that helps a lot.

  It doesn’t have to be a crisis line. It could just be someone who might care.

  Please go well, friend. I truly hope you have brighter days ahead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on how serious you are:

  Choose weed instead

  Or the crisis line. You probably already know where to find it. Help is available. You do not have to suffer alone. I love you homie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To access the verification can in your fridge, you could order another 6 pack of verification cans on sale at $partner© at $current_price + $arbitrary_markup $current_price

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  man, imagine getting blackout the first time and it ends up in the NYT

  so fucked up what they did to this homie