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- Comment on Basically 2 days ago:
100 year old artifact
- Comment on It's the dream 2 days ago:
do not put your pets in an air fryer
they will not live longer
but then again I haven’t actually tested it, so maybe
- Comment on Nuclear family 6 days ago:
Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn’t recognise him
- Comment on Cool shirt? 1 week ago:
I’d respect it
- Comment on Cool shirt? 1 week ago:
Every other technique I’ve used to attract goth girls has failed so I’d be willing to try this
As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it’s not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I’d wince a bit
- Comment on We don't have 1 week ago:
but what about ball sport
- Comment on We don't have 1 week ago:
Okay so let me think out loud
August is month 8
It takes 9 months for babby to formed
Okay so 9 months prior to August is…
Wait fuck does that include the first month
No wait yeah
So human mating season peaks in December
Makes sense.
In the north, it’s too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.
In the south, it’s too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.
So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport
I will take my findings to the UN
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- Comment on I've got something special for you 1 week ago:
Mr Stamina
- Comment on They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right 1 week ago:
I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.
- Comment on Avocado 2 weeks ago:
I imagine that’s not the best place to find a sample of clean penises
- Comment on So which one? 3 weeks ago:
I didnt even know he was sick
- Comment on Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap. 3 weeks ago:
Wash hands before boofing psychedelic mushroom
- Comment on Grow up 4 weeks ago:
Rough, because my solution to fatigue is to drink enough caffeine to cause severe heart palpitations and chest burn
- Comment on Don't like em? Ghost em 4 weeks ago:
romanc
- Comment on Did they already take the porn? 4 weeks ago:
Killer name for a garage rock band
- Comment on Me too 4 weeks ago:
Which is your favourite
(that you can disclose without fully incriminating yourself)
- Comment on i broke 4 weeks ago:
stop smoking marijuana
- Comment on Anyone? 5 weeks ago:
Melatonin is what makes people sleep
You’re thinking of melinoma
- Comment on great shoe idea 5 weeks ago:
full-on dropping trousers, froggy squatting and pinching a fat loaf on someone else’s doorstep in the middle of the day
- Comment on Don't forget! 1 month ago:
mango to the shop and don’t come back
- Comment on Next pope suggestion 1 month ago:
All hail Pope carrion0409
- Comment on Got to try this 1 month ago:
tackled by security if you leave without paying for your scrotum
- Comment on The real questions 1 month ago:
As hard as I’ve tried, I have yet to see every butthole. I cannot rule out that there are buttholes that look like these. I shall not rest.
- Comment on Describe conservatives with one picture 1 month ago:
all I got atm
- Comment on Stuck 2 months ago:
They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
- Comment on Drug Dealer Simulator publisher launches an investigation against Schedule 1 creator. The game is supposedly “violating company’s IP” 2 months ago:
Imagining a modern breaking bad remake where Walter goes to jail because Saul was rusty with his copyright law knowledge
- Comment on Husband needs proof news is censored 2 months ago:
200 was an arbitrary number
It was not of any significance to the point I was trying to make
- Comment on Husband needs proof news is censored 2 months ago:
The IDF will bomb a hospital and kill 200 people
NYT article will say something like “200 Dead after bombs drop near a place, according to the Hamas-run health ministry.”
They phrase everything so carefully.
Like the bombs were some sort of natural disaster and not an intentional military strike on civilians.They always append “Hamas run health ministry”, to imply the information can’t be reliable, because it’s from a US-designated terrorist organisation
The Israeli media will say “We killed 300 Palestinians”
- Comment on I don't wanna kiss through some cloth, can we do nose kisses instead? 3 months ago:
All Day I Dream About Socialism
