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- Comment on Fact 😔💁 2 weeks ago:
Yes
Never put your fentanyl in such a big syringe
It will fuck you up
- Comment on Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024's launch has been marred by long load times, server issues and now it has overwhelmingly negative reviews 4 weeks ago:
game was too hard for my smoothie brain
also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today’s standards
the engine is off
you left the brakes on
_stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will 69ou
//anyone have recommendations for flying games that were mae for dip shit likee lik m
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
In South Africa, where I live, that kind of thing is a criminal offense known as crimen injuria.
From Wikipedia:
Crimen injuria is a crime under South African common law, defined as the act of “unlawfully, intentionally, and seriously impairing the dignity of another.” Although difficult to precisely define, the crime is used in the prosecution of certain instances of road rage, stalking, racially offensive language, emotional or psychological abuse, and sexual offences against children.
There are also a good number of other laws that deal with child abuse, so offenders won’t just get slapped with a crimen injuria charge on their criminal record and say it was just road rage when questioned.
- Comment on I swear to god 5 weeks ago:
bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image
- Comment on CALLING IT FOR KAMALA 1 month ago:
- Comment on That's what Lemmy is for 1 month ago:
I’m sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.
What led up to it and what was the aftermath?
- Comment on Least clickbait article title 1 month ago:
More folders
- Comment on Seeking input on .io ccTLD removal 1 month ago:
eyeoh
- Comment on Old photo of my brother before he lived alone in a cabin 1 month ago:
They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.
- Comment on I read this tip in the 69 Rules of Power as well 2 months ago:
That “I want to connect with you emotionally” tagline makes me feel like it’s a joke account, but because it’s linkedin there’s zero way to be certain with all the psychotic shit I’ve seen there.
- Comment on Might as well go cyberpunk, I guess. 2 months ago:
don’t waste good water
wetten the streets with kerosene
- Comment on How do you scream? 2 months ago:
During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.
We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.
Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.
I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.
- Comment on In order to pay import duties, these crazy fuckers are expecting me to enter my bank logon details into their website. What. The. Fuck. 2 months ago:
Yep. They’ve been around for years.
Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc.
I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)
Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 2 months ago:
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
- Comment on Save the kid! 3 months ago:
If I’m ever in the eighth spacial dimension, I’ll keep an eye out.
- Comment on "Dog Walk" 3 months ago:
you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time
- Comment on Some people are in to Deep 3 months ago:
partners mouth
- Comment on Thank you! 3 months ago:
caffeine in suppository formass coffee - Comment on How come roosters crow but crows don't rooster? 3 months ago:
this is multidimensional wisdom
- Comment on Le cancer 3 months ago:
Where do I buy ass cigarettes
- Comment on If buying it isn't owning it... 4 months ago:
is that the mosaic of genitals used to construct his portrait
- Comment on What if? 4 months ago:
perhaps it would serve humanity greatly if I do not reproduce
- Comment on Hmmm 4 months ago:
eep yeah nah fuck that
the SNRI helped with the anxiety anyways
Was kinda just using it to yap with friends. Took “as needed” and am on a low dose. I don’t think I’ll have withdrawals, but I’ll call my psych to confirm.
If he tells me I need to go to Russia for that sketchy coma treatment I’ll just accuse him of being antifa or whatever
- Comment on Hmmm 4 months ago:
I still don’t know why the fuck he said it like that
He’s trying to say the postmasterist libruls suck at getting rid of CP because of DEI or some other weird bigoted shit
Why’d he use the word “find”? He could have said any phrase that meant “stumble upon accidentally”
But he said find. Directly implying he actively looks for it. Did it not fucking register in one fucking synapse? Can benzos really fry your brain that bad? If so, I’m going to need to talk to my doctor about getting off the stuff.
- Comment on I wonder what they smell like. 4 months ago:
To be fair they didn’t specifically say what he saw in the dark.
Night patrol or machine elves. He saw what he saw.
- Comment on TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN 4 months ago:
I need to dig them out with a screwdriver
- Comment on Late for work 4 months ago:
I cannot work while high. I’ve seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.
Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.
Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.
- Comment on Inspiration 4 months ago:
a small town in southern finland probably idk
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
$3 worth of coffee will give you at least 2 more IQ points
$0 PDF on how to cheese IQ tests could probably give you more
- Comment on Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way 4 months ago:
OHHH that kind of lamination. Completely forgot that was an option.
I was thinking about those laminating machines that fully seal the printouts with plastic sheets.
I’m going to look into getting my hands on some vinyl paper. I appreciate it, bud
