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- Comment on You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit 3 days ago:
oh
I meant to say I crave cocaine when I drink
smoking thing was a tangent
- Comment on You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit 3 days ago:
Same, except with cocaine.
I still smoke sometimes. Like, one pack a month (at most). I actually prefer those guerilla-marketed nicotine lip pouches.
- Comment on I shouldn't have stopped being enveloped by the peat bog 1 week ago:
yo I checked the sky and the moon ain’t there holy shit I thought you were joking
- Comment on 🚨Breaking news: new DLC in the works! 1 week ago:
I’m in my very late 20s
I googled it and have no fucking clue dude
these anime things make no sense
unless you mean the CEO of sex part
Yeah that’s just an actor people decided to start calling the CEO of sex. Like sex is a videogame with numbered releases controlled and maintained by a single corporate corporate executive with direct development access.
- Comment on that’s why it’s just a summer fling 2 weeks ago:
Don’t worry about it. Your English is probably fine.
I’m high and also kinda struggled to understand it
I think this is the first time I’ve seen the word “libertinage”
- Comment on welp 2 weeks ago:
do his ladybugs fry too
- Comment on *inhales* 🖕🙂↕️🖕 3 weeks ago:
Sure, I can give you a government ID
it won’t be real or it won’t be mine
good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs
it takes months to get an actual government ID issued
if I have to wait that long,
I’m using a different website
dickhead
spoiler
@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone how do I make that cool word art
- Comment on #StopPayingGames 5 weeks ago:
Should I feel bad for assuming any company’s name that ends in “group” probably do some heinous shit
- Comment on Men against bush 5 weeks ago:
No, I was high.
Apologies. No hostility was intended.
- Comment on Men against bush 5 weeks ago:
I legit thought this was about George W Bush
- Comment on brand new sentence 1 month ago:
So-called “alpha-male” couldn’t walk in a straight line after some dental-grade anaesthetic.
- Comment on Ответьте на мой призыв 1 month ago:
Third language as you can tell, I hope.
I did this for my personal diary when I was in the psych ward
Except RTL, some nonsense words as sentence padding, and random roman alphabet characters here and there where appropriate
Took forever to write a few paragraphs, because I had to pre-memorize cyrillic going in and immediately write a-b in a random middle page once checked in.
Also took forever to read back to myself.
I really needed to be in that psych ward.
- Comment on Map of all AI data center in Europe 1 month ago:
how many were built in 1837
- Comment on I hope they'll make it more contagious 1 month ago:
“I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”
“Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”
- Comment on To quote a movie: Why is it when a person in the military dies we feel some sympathy for, but if someone killed a mayor or senator everyone loses their minds? 1 month ago:
yeah loose minds can get lost if you drive over too many speed bumps
- Comment on Alpha AF 1 month ago:
Why does this sound plausible
- Comment on Alpha AF 1 month ago:
The “on average”-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara
- Comment on Well now I want to 1 month ago:
serve chicken roasted alongside a coffee mug full of Nyquil like an adult
(add salt to taste)
- Comment on Shutting down a piracy site 2 months ago:
in south africa piracy is also technically illegal
but I only heard of one case of someone being prosecuted
someone was filesharing a locally produced film and the director sued
that was over a decade ago, and there might have been other cases where people were prosecuted for digital piracy since
but uh… someone I know… has been rawdogging torrents for years, no VPN, no fancy router settings or whatever
zero complaints from Hollywood nor ISPs
I doubt the police service will bother doing anything about it anytime soon
“Okay, today we could either monitor the TCP traffic of some guy downloading terabytes of copyrighted adult films… or we could go stop a gang shootout and do some state brutality to innocent citizens on the way back…”
“…last one to the squad car has to use that old R4 with the fucked barrel!”
- Comment on Time for a bit of medical education 2 months ago:
Life hack: use more than one, at the same time, arbitrarily, whenever you feel like it, unprescribed
.
please don’t actually do that
- Comment on This is the first day of Illuminati new year 2 months ago:
my phone says it’s the 19th
even if you’re on baker island, it’s a bit late to announce this
well done OP
perfect shitpost
making me look up timezones
- Comment on The funniest thing about the Trump arcade game is how good it is 2 months ago:
I picked “hold hands” instead of “Destroy Epstein files” in the dialog with Melania and it hit me with a full game-over reset
- Comment on Tattoo 2 months ago:
I still feel like it’s kind of mean for the Sun to post this?
What if a future potential employer goes and Google’s her full name and finds it in the article saying “this person literally cannot tell the difference between left and right”
Why did they do that?
i literally don’t know, I just saw her name while looking for the photo, I can’t be arsed to read all that because I’m higher than midair kangaroo backflip pussy
- Comment on Real 2 months ago:
happened to me the first time I ate a whole bag of “definitely only CBD in here wink wink” gummies
- Comment on Over coming the fear of trying something new 2 months ago:
Is this post about cum, period blood or espresso
I’m too high to figure it out
- Comment on Just reminding everyone about what's next 3 months ago:
Man, if I ask one of them AI chat programs for a stained glass sex act, I’m getting an account termination warning
Did someone really sign up for a sketchy porn AI generator to make this
- Comment on Fallout: New Vegas dev says don't expect a remaster, argues Bethesda doesn't have the source code or 'the engineering knowhow' 3 months ago:
Todd Howard seething
- Comment on What are some drugs you think will make a comeback like qualewds or thai sticks or window pane? Does history always repeats itself apply to drugs? 3 months ago:
I’ve heard a lot of stories about bizarre adulterants, so I don’t doubt that happened, but it’s probably not commonplace.
It does sound like something an insurgent group would actually experiment with.
That being said, I’m pretty poorly informed with what happens in conflict zones north of the border.
- Comment on Big if true 🚨 3 months ago:
Arms race
- Comment on What are some drugs you think will make a comeback like qualewds or thai sticks or window pane? Does history always repeats itself apply to drugs? 3 months ago:
I live in South Africa. They call it Mandrax over here. They also call it “buttons” (singular and plural). Both formal and informal illegal drug naming systems as a whole are completely busted, but that’s another story.
I don’t have more context on production beyond that old Hamilton Morris documentary. I think at least some part of the production chain is still here.
The apartheid government’s chemical weapons program, which involved large scale manufacture of the drug, probably left some instructions lying around.
The head of that program, Wouter Basson (also known as fucking Dr. Death), somehow still has a medical license and is practicing cardiology in Cape Town.
He’ll even admit to the war crimes (which he officially denied) to patients who demonstrate a sufficient level of racism.
Meanwhile, some of the most desperate people in this country are still crushing those tablets, smoking them out of broken beer bottlenecks, and end up lying facedown in the street in the middle of the day.