tourist

@tourist@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does one join a terror group? Like example ISIS , do people go to a secret website sign up and get provided flags, bomb parts, or whatever? Or is it just a person saying what they did was for ISIS⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  More likely that the director would get radicalised into installing Arch Linux

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Begun the kernel wars have⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anti-cheat even work?

  kernel or no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iron⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But isn’t too much birth control bad for your health?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very normal very reasonable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  waiting for the first birds-as-a-DB startup to get a billion dollars in VC funding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And nothing of value was lost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The prosecutor is gonna bust the fattest nut of his life during discovery if he reads the defendant’s credit card statements

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Place your bets for the final game

  I’m going with Roblox

  (no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck that

  my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort

  That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real life: yes

  Game: harsh

  Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wtf

  If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For people who want to play their favorite games but are unable to, what are you currently doing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

  Shit dude, that’s rough
  If I may ask, what happened?

  Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft layoffs are reportedly underway, with ZeniMax and King employees losing their jobs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  people just don’t want to work anymore

  NO

  THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

  BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

  AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

  AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

  THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

  Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll be doing their dad sooner then 5 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I genuinely don’t know how to answer this question

  “I really don’t know, man. 5 years ago I did not see myself having lived through a global pandemic, be clinically institutionalized twice and have fucking AIs argue with me on the internet. You might as well ask me to describe the 5th spatial dimension.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine going to the hospital for help… and the CIA secretly gives you LSD instead.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.

  That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it’s a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO Andrew Wilson got a nice pay bump last year, while the company's workers earned less on average⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe its for the best stranger. I say weird shit.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s nothing personal

  I’m not comfortable around anyone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that’s what it takes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don’t like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it’s too much sauce and you can’t do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  emergency perc purity ring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf i love capitalism now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  pay the gay unaway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the feds confiscated my laptop because I kept sending them extremist laughables

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basically⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  100 year old artifact

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the dream⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  do not put your pets in an air fryer

  they will not live longer

  but then again I haven’t actually tested it, so maybe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear family⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn’t recognise him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d respect it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every other technique I’ve used to attract goth girls has failed so I’d be willing to try this

  As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it’s not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I’d wince a bit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't have⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  but what about ball sport