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@tourist@lemmy.world
- Comment on Modern Windows in a nutshell 2 weeks ago:
Lets say they don’t use private data for training
(Continue reading when you’re done laughing):
Eventually, victims eventually run out of “free” storage.
The humble corporation will do a bunch of psychologically unethical tricks to basically hypnotize users into forking over those three digits at the back of the family credit card.
Now the victim’s data is effectively held ransom. Keep paying or lose it.
But they won’t stop paying. They paid for a year’s plan at a discount and the peaceful megacorp conveniently hit autorenew for them at checkout.
12 months roll around and oopsie, they already have the money. They could go through the refund process, but they’ve got shit on their plate, might as well keep it for another year.
I could keep rambling, but on Lemmy, I’m probably preaching to the choir about the first verse of genesis.
- Comment on Modern Windows in a nutshell 2 weeks ago:
Then Windows tried to push their cloud backup on me… twice
This is major boundary respect by Microsoft’s standards
- Comment on How does one join a terror group? Like example ISIS , do people go to a secret website sign up and get provided flags, bomb parts, or whatever? Or is it just a person saying what they did was for ISIS 3 weeks ago:
More likely that the director would get radicalised into installing Arch Linux
- Comment on Begun the kernel wars have 3 weeks ago:
Does anti-cheat even work?
kernel or no
- Comment on Iron 4 weeks ago:
But isn’t too much birth control bad for your health?
- Comment on Very normal very reasonable 5 weeks ago:
waiting for the first birds-as-a-DB startup to get a billion dollars in VC funding
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 5 weeks ago:
The prosecutor is gonna bust the fattest nut of his life during discovery if he reads the defendant’s credit card statements
- Comment on Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 month ago:
Place your bets for the final game
I’m going with Roblox
(no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)
- Comment on Enough 1 month ago:
fuck that
my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway
- Comment on ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050 1 month ago:
I’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort
That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees
- Comment on choice 1 month ago:
now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 1 month ago:
Real life: yes
Game: harsh
Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 1 month ago:
wtf
If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 1 month ago:
I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for
- Comment on For people who want to play their favorite games but are unable to, what are you currently doing? 2 months ago:
I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.
Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced
- Comment on Microsoft layoffs are reportedly underway, with ZeniMax and King employees losing their jobs 2 months ago:
people just don’t want to work anymore
NO
THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO
BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES
AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB
AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO
RANDOM.CHOICE()
THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTSTHEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)
Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.
- Comment on I'll be doing their dad sooner then 5 years 2 months ago:
I genuinely don’t know how to answer this question
“I really don’t know, man. 5 years ago I did not see myself having lived through a global pandemic, be clinically institutionalized twice and have fucking AIs argue with me on the internet. You might as well ask me to describe the 5th spatial dimension.”
- Comment on Imagine going to the hospital for help… and the CIA secretly gives you LSD instead. 2 months ago:
The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.
That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it’s a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.
- Comment on EA CEO Andrew Wilson got a nice pay bump last year, while the company's workers earned less on average 2 months ago:
Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom
- Comment on Maybe its for the best stranger. I say weird shit. 2 months ago:
It’s nothing personal
I’m not comfortable around anyone
- Comment on Sign me up 2 months ago:
I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that’s what it takes
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 2 months ago:
DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS
- Comment on no way right 2 months ago:
I’m declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don’t like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it’s too much sauce and you can’t do that
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 2 months ago:
emergency perc purity ring
- Comment on wtf i love capitalism now 2 months ago:
pay the gay unaway
- Comment on Suggestion 2 months ago:
the feds confiscated my laptop because I kept sending them extremist laughables
- Comment on Basically 2 months ago:
100 year old artifact
- Comment on It's the dream 2 months ago:
do not put your pets in an air fryer
they will not live longer
but then again I haven’t actually tested it, so maybe
- Comment on Nuclear family 2 months ago:
Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn’t recognise him
- Comment on Cool shirt? 2 months ago:
I’d respect it