tourist

@tourist@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be prepared⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Highlighted

  implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour

  it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years

  but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me

  Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Man's Sky 10th anniversary Cosmos update is here, and that means orbital bases, space station ownership - and yes, you can finally fly to the sun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  when last did you play it?

  I played it while high earlier this year and managed to kinda figure it out because the tutorials were helpful enough

  granted

  I just wanted to build shit and kill shit, so I picked one of the easier game mode options

  I think you can sidestep the more difficult survival/crafting mechanics if you want

  that’s if my memory holds up

  I might have been playing donkey kong or some shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On disobeying instructions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I already have an upset stomach

  can I sell the new one it gives me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know how to rhyme ‘apply clamp to testicles and suspend’

  too many syllables

  idk how to write haikus either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And again after every unique command added to your shell history

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I am fighting for my life in here”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biggest, most beautiful pill.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  im so sorry lila

  but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this

  you did not stand a chance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage

  best way to catch em

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Enough Hate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are sticking experimental grey market peptides into their veins, eating Adderall like tic tacs and are prone to take part in a whole list of other dangerous activities.

  So, probably not too long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh

  I meant to say I crave cocaine when I drink

  smoking thing was a tangent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, except with cocaine.

  I still smoke sometimes. Like, one pack a month (at most). I actually prefer those guerilla-marketed nicotine lip pouches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I shouldn't have stopped being enveloped by the peat bog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yo I checked the sky and the moon ain’t there holy shit I thought you were joking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨Breaking news: new DLC in the works!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in my very late 20s

  I googled it and have no fucking clue dude

  these anime things make no sense

  unless you mean the CEO of sex part

  Yeah that’s just an actor people decided to start calling the CEO of sex. Like sex is a videogame with numbered releases controlled and maintained by a single corporate corporate executive with direct development access.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry about it. Your English is probably fine.

  I’m high and also kinda struggled to understand it

  I think this is the first time I’ve seen the word “libertinage”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨welp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  do his ladybugs fry too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*inhales* 🖕🙂‍↕️🖕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, I can give you a government ID

  it won’t be real or it won’t be mine

  good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs

  it takes months to get an actual government ID issued

  if I have to wait that long,

  I’m using a different website

  dickhead

  spoiler

  @not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone how do I make that cool word art

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#StopPayingGames⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Should I feel bad for assuming any company’s name that ends in “group” probably do some heinous shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I was high.

  Apologies. No hostility was intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I legit thought this was about George W Bush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brand new sentence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So-called “alpha-male” couldn’t walk in a straight line after some dental-grade anaesthetic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ответьте на мой призыв⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Third language as you can tell, I hope.

  I did this for my personal diary when I was in the psych ward

  Except RTL, some nonsense words as sentence padding, and random roman alphabet characters here and there where appropriate

  Took forever to write a few paragraphs, because I had to pre-memorize cyrillic going in and immediately write a-b in a random middle page once checked in.

  Also took forever to read back to myself.

  I really needed to be in that psych ward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Map of all AI data center in Europe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  how many were built in 1837

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope they'll make it more contagious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”

  “Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To quote a movie: Why is it when a person in the military dies we feel some sympathy for, but if someone killed a mayor or senator everyone loses their minds?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah loose minds can get lost if you drive over too many speed bumps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha AF⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does this sound plausible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha AF⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The “on average”-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well now I want to⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  serve chicken roasted alongside a coffee mug full of Nyquil like an adult

  (add salt to taste)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shutting down a piracy site⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  in south africa piracy is also technically illegal

  but I only heard of one case of someone being prosecuted

  someone was filesharing a locally produced film and the director sued

  that was over a decade ago, and there might have been other cases where people were prosecuted for digital piracy since

  but uh… someone I know… has been rawdogging torrents for years, no VPN, no fancy router settings or whatever

  zero complaints from Hollywood nor ISPs

  I doubt the police service will bother doing anything about it anytime soon

  “Okay, today we could either monitor the TCP traffic of some guy downloading terabytes of copyrighted adult films… or we could go stop a gang shootout and do some state brutality to innocent citizens on the way back…”

  “…last one to the squad car has to use that old R4 with the fucked barrel!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time for a bit of medical education⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Life hack: use more than one, at the same time, arbitrarily, whenever you feel like it, unprescribed

  .

  please don’t actually do that