tourist
@tourist@lemmy.world
- Comment on Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 week ago:
Place your bets for the final game
I’m going with Roblox
(no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)
- Comment on Enough 1 week ago:
fuck that
my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway
- Comment on ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050 1 week ago:
I’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort
That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees
- Comment on choice 2 weeks ago:
now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 2 weeks ago:
Real life: yes
Game: harsh
Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 2 weeks ago:
wtf
If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 2 weeks ago:
I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for
- Comment on For people who want to play their favorite games but are unable to, what are you currently doing? 3 weeks ago:
I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.
Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced
- Comment on Microsoft layoffs are reportedly underway, with ZeniMax and King employees losing their jobs 3 weeks ago:
people just don’t want to work anymore
NO
THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO
BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES
AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB
AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO
RANDOM.CHOICE()THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTSTHEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)
Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.
- Comment on I'll be doing their dad sooner then 5 years 3 weeks ago:
I genuinely don’t know how to answer this question
“I really don’t know, man. 5 years ago I did not see myself having lived through a global pandemic, be clinically institutionalized twice and have fucking AIs argue with me on the internet. You might as well ask me to describe the 5th spatial dimension.”
- Comment on Imagine going to the hospital for help… and the CIA secretly gives you LSD instead. 3 weeks ago:
The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.
That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it’s a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.
- Comment on EA CEO Andrew Wilson got a nice pay bump last year, while the company's workers earned less on average 4 weeks ago:
Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom
- Comment on Maybe its for the best stranger. I say weird shit. 4 weeks ago:
It’s nothing personal
I’m not comfortable around anyone
- Comment on Sign me up 4 weeks ago:
I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that’s what it takes
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 4 weeks ago:
DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS
- Comment on no way right 5 weeks ago:
I’m declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don’t like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it’s too much sauce and you can’t do that
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 5 weeks ago:
emergency perc purity ring
- Comment on wtf i love capitalism now 5 weeks ago:
pay the gay unaway
- Comment on Suggestion 5 weeks ago:
the feds confiscated my laptop because I kept sending them extremist laughables
- Comment on Basically 1 month ago:
100 year old artifact
- Comment on It's the dream 1 month ago:
do not put your pets in an air fryer
they will not live longer
but then again I haven’t actually tested it, so maybe
- Comment on Nuclear family 1 month ago:
Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn’t recognise him
- Comment on Cool shirt? 1 month ago:
I’d respect it
- Comment on Cool shirt? 1 month ago:
Every other technique I’ve used to attract goth girls has failed so I’d be willing to try this
As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it’s not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I’d wince a bit
- Comment on We don't have 1 month ago:
but what about ball sport
- Comment on We don't have 1 month ago:
Okay so let me think out loud
August is month 8
It takes 9 months for babby to formed
Okay so 9 months prior to August is…
Wait fuck does that include the first month
No wait yeah
So human mating season peaks in December
Makes sense.
In the north, it’s too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.
In the south, it’s too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.
So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport
I will take my findings to the UN
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- Comment on I've got something special for you 1 month ago:
Mr Stamina
- Comment on They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right 1 month ago:
I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.
- Comment on Avocado 1 month ago:
I imagine that’s not the best place to find a sample of clean penises
