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@tourist@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hobbies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  gym

  taking grey market steroids and lecturing visibly more athletic gym members on form and technique

  Knowledge

  believing hallucinations from chatgpt and buying meme cryptocurrency

  investing in mentors

  buying a $1000 online course that teaches basic repackaged self-help

  business

  stealing the surplus labour value of workers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cleansing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  This, but with piss, basically

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High fashion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  how big is the flag

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern Windows in a nutshell⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lets say they don’t use private data for training

  (Continue reading when you’re done laughing):

  Eventually, victims eventually run out of “free” storage.

  The humble corporation will do a bunch of psychologically unethical tricks to basically hypnotize users into forking over those three digits at the back of the family credit card.

  Now the victim’s data is effectively held ransom. Keep paying or lose it.

  But they won’t stop paying. They paid for a year’s plan at a discount and the peaceful megacorp conveniently hit autorenew for them at checkout.

  12 months roll around and oopsie, they already have the money. They could go through the refund process, but they’ve got shit on their plate, might as well keep it for another year.

  I could keep rambling, but on Lemmy, I’m probably preaching to the choir about the first verse of genesis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern Windows in a nutshell⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then Windows tried to push their cloud backup on me… twice

  This is major boundary respect by Microsoft’s standards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does one join a terror group? Like example ISIS , do people go to a secret website sign up and get provided flags, bomb parts, or whatever? Or is it just a person saying what they did was for ISIS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More likely that the director would get radicalised into installing Arch Linux

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Begun the kernel wars have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anti-cheat even work?

  kernel or no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iron⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But isn’t too much birth control bad for your health?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very normal very reasonable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  waiting for the first birds-as-a-DB startup to get a billion dollars in VC funding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And nothing of value was lost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The prosecutor is gonna bust the fattest nut of his life during discovery if he reads the defendant’s credit card statements

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Place your bets for the final game

  I’m going with Roblox

  (no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck that

  my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort

  That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Real life: yes

  Game: harsh

  Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  wtf

  If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For people who want to play their favorite games but are unable to, what are you currently doing?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

  Shit dude, that’s rough
  If I may ask, what happened?

  Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft layoffs are reportedly underway, with ZeniMax and King employees losing their jobs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  people just don’t want to work anymore

  NO

  THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

  BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

  AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

  AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

  THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

  Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll be doing their dad sooner then 5 years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I genuinely don’t know how to answer this question

  “I really don’t know, man. 5 years ago I did not see myself having lived through a global pandemic, be clinically institutionalized twice and have fucking AIs argue with me on the internet. You might as well ask me to describe the 5th spatial dimension.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine going to the hospital for help… and the CIA secretly gives you LSD instead.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.

  That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it’s a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO Andrew Wilson got a nice pay bump last year, while the company's workers earned less on average⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe its for the best stranger. I say weird shit.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s nothing personal

  I’m not comfortable around anyone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that’s what it takes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don’t like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it’s too much sauce and you can’t do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  emergency perc purity ring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf i love capitalism now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  pay the gay unaway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the feds confiscated my laptop because I kept sending them extremist laughables

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basically⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  100 year old artifact