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@tourist@lemmy.world
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 14 hours ago:
I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it
Fat ass in the tall grass
Asshole in the grasshole
etc.
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 1 week ago:
SHIT BRO LOOK OUT
A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE
THEY’RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER
- Comment on New Year? In this economy? 2 weeks ago:
you make a good point
where do I sign
I have a really bad credit score
- Comment on New Year? In this economy? 2 weeks ago:
idk I’m not sure
tbf I took a quick glance through some other years and they all had major tragedies
- Comment on GET THAT BREAD 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Time to update your bingo cards 3 weeks ago:
Unfortunately
🙉
these had not yet been infected
RFK’s health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now
- Comment on I like to fit a full portion of hot garbage in there too 4 weeks ago:
Or in a more immature reading, cialis
- Comment on Fallout 4: Anniversary Edition - Reveal Trailer 4 weeks ago:
imagine if by dumb luck, since the re-releases are so violently frequent, both games converge into a state where the mods are compatible with each other
Or the games just straight up bleed into one another
Preston Garvey shows up at the throat of the world to mark another settlement on your map
Feral ghouls no longer groan but instead start talking about their cousins taking arrows in the sweetroll
- Comment on Holy moly 4 weeks ago:
Ive watched better call Saul and breaking bad, so I bet I can translate this:
The masculine grandma robbed the sex couch
- Comment on Hide modal for 2 weeks 5 weeks ago:
I didn’t mean to imply that smaller companies should have free reign oops
Or are you saying that those hosters are generally less predatory?
I’m shit at language, I’m shit at my job, I legit don’t know
- Comment on Hide modal for 2 weeks 5 weeks ago:
I’ve been on an AWS project for about a month now
And, my god, there is so much to be infuriated by.
My first revelation was that there is no payment killswitch. E.g. if I spend more than X dollars, stop all my services and don’t charge me anymore. Nope sorry can’t do that
You can set “Budget alerts” but holy fuck, the emails do not arrive anywhere near reasonably on time
$0.40 per secret stored, billed monthly. Imagine the keys for every lock in your apartment showing up as charges on your rent invoice.
With every managed service, it feels like the setup menus are just a game of minesweeper, where if you don’t know any better, you might accidentally cost your organization $500 per hour and not know until the next day when the pa
Maybe it’s just because I’m new to it, but apparently, this kind of shit is rampant among most cloud providers.
Biggest companies in the world still need to pickpocket their customers and that’s somehow okay
- Comment on some days i cant even 5 weeks ago:
leafblowers suck
they literally do the opposite u idot 😤😡
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 1 month ago:
I haven’t played Scrabble in forever but won’t that cost 3 precious 'e’s?
last time I played it was pre-high school but I recall my strategy was to be greedy with vowels
I don’t think I won though
- Comment on Is there any way of trying Battlefield 6 without buying it or paying £17 for a 1 month EA Play Pro subscription? 1 month ago:
Call me cheap
homie that game is $70
You’re not cheap, you’re literally trying not to get robbed
You can buy a few dozen really good indie games for a fraction of that price
That urge to buy and play it ASAP is marketing doing its job.
Easier said than done, but if you really hate EA, your only choice is to eat the FOMO.
Otherwise, you’re feeding the beast.
Disclaimer: I’m high
- Comment on The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein 1 month ago:
No one ever addresses the basketball careers in this saga
Bravo Onion
- Comment on If A.I. is so fast and efficient, and CEOs are paid so much, why not replace CEOs with A.I.? 1 month ago:
Kick me in the brain stem if I’m on the wrong track, but I feel like it’s by design
In general,
Everyone hates public officials taking bribes
Everyone hates streaming services raising their subscription fees
Everyone hates advertisements
Everyone hates big pharma charging $1000 for a cancer treatment pill that costs 0.1c to manufacture
The throughline is obvious, but I feel most people just take a neutral or dismissive (and sometimes aggressive) stance if you bring it up.
It’s that cognitive dissonance that feels engineered.
I don’t know how to fix that. Admittedly, I still need to do more reading.
- Comment on Real easy 1 month ago:
“Stain” - Sealing paint
Person - Seal (Singer) - Comment on New phonetic alphabet just dropped 1 month ago:
X for Xorg
- Comment on nostalgia 1 month ago:
there is more than one photo
I meant to imply this using the word “story”. I’m shit at communication, sorry :(
This is part of what I specifically found amusing:
spoiler
I wasn’t even thinking about the pre-folding aspect. I like logistics stuff, so that’s cool to learn. Thanks!
- Comment on Know Thy Enemy! 1 month ago:
not really trolling, more shitposting
I truly apologise if I made your mood worse
- Comment on Know Thy Enemy! 1 month ago:
Was he not both of those things?
Ardent Nazi: Literally a Nazi general
Bad General: Literally lost the war
- Comment on nostalgia 1 month ago:
(NSFW at times)
I don’t know what I expected, but it certainly wasn’t that many people with their bare ass cheeks out.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not gratuitous, but enough to feel like some kind of pattern. Just people with their butts hanging out.
Anyways, this little story was my favourite: Image
- Comment on Hobbies 1 month ago:
gym
taking grey market steroids and lecturing visibly more athletic gym members on form and technique
Knowledge
believing hallucinations from chatgpt and buying meme cryptocurrency
investing in mentors
buying a $1000 online course that teaches basic repackaged self-help
business
stealing the surplus labour value of workers
- Comment on cleansing 2 months ago:
This, but with piss, basically
- Comment on High fashion 2 months ago:
how big is the flag
- Comment on Modern Windows in a nutshell 2 months ago:
Lets say they don’t use private data for training
(Continue reading when you’re done laughing):
Eventually, victims eventually run out of “free” storage.
The humble corporation will do a bunch of psychologically unethical tricks to basically hypnotize users into forking over those three digits at the back of the family credit card.
Now the victim’s data is effectively held ransom. Keep paying or lose it.
But they won’t stop paying. They paid for a year’s plan at a discount and the peaceful megacorp conveniently hit autorenew for them at checkout.
12 months roll around and oopsie, they already have the money. They could go through the refund process, but they’ve got shit on their plate, might as well keep it for another year.
I could keep rambling, but on Lemmy, I’m probably preaching to the choir about the first verse of genesis.
- Comment on Modern Windows in a nutshell 2 months ago:
Then Windows tried to push their cloud backup on me… twice
This is major boundary respect by Microsoft’s standards
- Comment on How does one join a terror group? Like example ISIS , do people go to a secret website sign up and get provided flags, bomb parts, or whatever? Or is it just a person saying what they did was for ISIS 3 months ago:
More likely that the director would get radicalised into installing Arch Linux
- Comment on Begun the kernel wars have 3 months ago:
Does anti-cheat even work?
kernel or no
- Comment on Iron 3 months ago:
But isn’t too much birth control bad for your health?
