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@tourist@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate lefties!!!1!!!1!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is creatine safe?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I might be confused, but I thought creatine gives your muscles a minor"second wind" kinda thing so you can push yourself to do some extra reps? It’s not like a steroid kinda thing, I was told.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trending⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t you work there anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The State of the Union⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Counting or not counting gang violence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epstein arrests: 0. Nancy Guthrie: still missing. The head of the FBI:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

  Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💀🌈🙏🌈💀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I really want to know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harm production⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think there’s a huge spike in gambling if that counts.

  House always wins, my main takeaway from a few high school probability classes, a horrible first time at a casino and Fallout New Vegas probably.

  So many people are desperate and throwing their money and hope at that predatory and shockingly under-regulated industry

  I’d say it’s probably worse and less manageable than most central nervous system surprises available at the gas station

  Hope you’re less afraid? I am high, so I could all be, like, stupidly wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming market melts down after Google reveals new AI game design tool — Project Genie crashes stocks. (A.K.A . Investors panic because they don't understand what "real" videogames are)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The people running that site must be extremely overworked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is

  Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do drug dogs ever get addicted when working or during training?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bomb sniffing dogs don’t become explosive after a few successful shifts, for similar reasons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe op was doing it a lot

  and/or the litter was plutonium or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deeper babe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “honest to god that’s as far as I can go”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨handling strays⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “fucker stole my lighter”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have an idea ☝️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to retroactively do what I did and cripple your attention span to a point where if you see any piece of text longer than a few sentences, your brain just automatically skips past it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devastated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanted to see my recommendations :{

  Not rooted, or flashing a custom ROM, so I can’t delete the play store.

  Also, my bank app wasn’t installing properly from Aurora. I don’t remember what the exact issue was, but it was too much of a hassle to figure out (or change banks)

  But that second profile idea is smart

  I should have done that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devastated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  organic recommendations:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s awful. I’m sorry the local resources available to you are horrific. I’m sorry I sound like a fucking robot. I’m treading lightly. I’m not an expert. I don’t know what you or people reading this may be going through.

  If the crisis line is going to send a psychopath with a gun to your home, do not ring that line.

  There are international resources available that don’t dispatch armed units to your exact location. I haven’t used any of them, so I can’t vouch for them.

  There is no one size fits all solution for a crisis. As I understand it, the main goal is just to get the person in crisis talking to another human being. Apparently that helps a lot.

  It doesn’t have to be a crisis line. It could just be someone who might care.

  Please go well, friend. I truly hope you have brighter days ahead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on how serious you are:

  Choose weed instead

  Or the crisis line. You probably already know where to find it. Help is available. You do not have to suffer alone. I love you homie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To access the verification can in your fridge, you could order another 6 pack of verification cans on sale at $partner© at $current_price + $arbitrary_markup $current_price

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  man, imagine getting blackout the first time and it ends up in the NYT

  so fucked up what they did to this homie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give the people what they want ... Hairy Baals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  News crew pronounced it that way on purpose with a straight face.

  Pure dedication. How many takes did they need for that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong, although I feel like the implication in this context was slightly more antagonistic.

  i.e. “It’s only a matter of time before she leaves your sorry ass”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s not accusing televangelist fraudsters, war criminals, or deceptive, charismatic, powerful world leaders that threaten religious freedom.

  Isn’t that him and his entire social circle?

  if you asked a random person off the street:

  hi which one of these people do you think is most likely the Antichrist:

  1. Greta Thunberg (Climate Activist)
  2. Eliezer Yudkowsky (AI researcher)
  3. Peter Thiel (Chairman of Palantir)

  I’m going to guess most people will pick option 3.

  I didn’t even know who Eliezer was, I just skimmed his Wikipedia page.

  I’m an atheist, but hearing about a billionaire defense contractor who goes on rants about the antichrist makes me think “hmm maybe this dude is the Antichrist”.

  It just reminds me too much of those super anti-paedophilia guys who make anti-paedophilia their entire personality and then turn out to have terabytes of CSAM on their laptop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are they hoping to find there? 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a colleague from overseas looking to visit Soweto

  I said something to the effect of “Brother why would you do that, don’t you have a family?”

  But apparently there are legitimate tour programmes that go in there now. Super safe for visitors. I had no clue.

  I mean, you still basically get robbed by the tour company, but if you’re used to dollars or euros, you probably won’t even notice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it

  Fat ass in the tall grass

  Asshole in the grasshole

  etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't verify the headline.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  SHIT BRO LOOK OUT

  A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE

  THEY’RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Year? In this economy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you make a good point

  where do I sign

  I have a really bad credit score

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Year? In this economy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995

  idk I’m not sure

  tbf I took a quick glance through some other years and they all had major tragedies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET THAT BREAD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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