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- Comment on Well now I want to 18 hours ago:
serve chicken roasted alongside a coffee mug full of Nyquil like an adult
(add salt to taste)
- Comment on Shutting down a piracy site 3 days ago:
in south africa piracy is also technically illegal
but I only heard of one case of someone being prosecuted
someone was filesharing a locally produced film and the director sued
that was over a decade ago, and there might have been other cases where people were prosecuted for digital piracy since
but uh… someone I know… has been rawdogging torrents for years, no VPN, no fancy router settings or whatever
zero complaints from Hollywood nor ISPs
I doubt the police service will bother doing anything about it anytime soon
“Okay, today we could either monitor the TCP traffic of some guy downloading terabytes of copyrighted adult films… or we could go stop a gang shootout and do some state brutality to innocent citizens on the way back…”
“…last one to the squad car has to use that old R4 with the fucked barrel!”
- Comment on Time for a bit of medical education 1 week ago:
Life hack: use more than one, at the same time, arbitrarily, whenever you feel like it, unprescribed
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please don’t actually do that
- Comment on This is the first day of Illuminati new year 1 week ago:
my phone says it’s the 19th
even if you’re on baker island, it’s a bit late to announce this
well done OP
perfect shitpost
making me look up timezones
- Comment on The funniest thing about the Trump arcade game is how good it is 2 weeks ago:
I picked “hold hands” instead of “Destroy Epstein files” in the dialog with Melania and it hit me with a full game-over reset
- Comment on Tattoo 3 weeks ago:
I still feel like it’s kind of mean for the Sun to post this?
What if a future potential employer goes and Google’s her full name and finds it in the article saying “this person literally cannot tell the difference between left and right”
Why did they do that?
i literally don’t know, I just saw her name while looking for the photo, I can’t be arsed to read all that because I’m higher than midair kangaroo backflip pussy
- Comment on Real 3 weeks ago:
happened to me the first time I ate a whole bag of “definitely only CBD in here wink wink” gummies
- Comment on Over coming the fear of trying something new 5 weeks ago:
Is this post about cum, period blood or espresso
I’m too high to figure it out
- Comment on Just reminding everyone about what's next 5 weeks ago:
Man, if I ask one of them AI chat programs for a stained glass sex act, I’m getting an account termination warning
Did someone really sign up for a sketchy porn AI generator to make this
- Comment on Fallout: New Vegas dev says don't expect a remaster, argues Bethesda doesn't have the source code or 'the engineering knowhow' 5 weeks ago:
Todd Howard seething
- Comment on What are some drugs you think will make a comeback like qualewds or thai sticks or window pane? Does history always repeats itself apply to drugs? 1 month ago:
I’ve heard a lot of stories about bizarre adulterants, so I don’t doubt that happened, but it’s probably not commonplace.
It does sound like something an insurgent group would actually experiment with.
That being said, I’m pretty poorly informed with what happens in conflict zones north of the border.
- Comment on Big if true 🚨 1 month ago:
Arms race
- Comment on What are some drugs you think will make a comeback like qualewds or thai sticks or window pane? Does history always repeats itself apply to drugs? 1 month ago:
I live in South Africa. They call it Mandrax over here. They also call it “buttons” (singular and plural). Both formal and informal illegal drug naming systems as a whole are completely busted, but that’s another story.
I don’t have more context on production beyond that old Hamilton Morris documentary. I think at least some part of the production chain is still here.
The apartheid government’s chemical weapons program, which involved large scale manufacture of the drug, probably left some instructions lying around.
The head of that program, Wouter Basson (also known as fucking Dr. Death), somehow still has a medical license and is practicing cardiology in Cape Town.
He’ll even admit to the war crimes (which he officially denied) to patients who demonstrate a sufficient level of racism.
Meanwhile, some of the most desperate people in this country are still crushing those tablets, smoking them out of broken beer bottlenecks, and end up lying facedown in the street in the middle of the day.
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 1 month ago:
I’m particularly amazed by the PCB company.
Did they not read the schematics and ask “bro are you fucking 100% sure”?
Or is it all fully automated?
Astounding in either case.
- Comment on America 1 month ago:
One time I was on shrooms in the PMs and it was really hard to figure out what the time was. The literal digits and the concept of time itself at some point.
Otherwise, never had an issue.
Also, is 24hour time not default on most phones? Or did I do that and forget about it at some point, and it’s only me, never paying attention to the time on other people’s phones
- Comment on Yes 1 month ago:
I could not trust myself with a firearm in an enclosed space for an indefinite period of time
I’d fire the thing at the radio out of boredom and burst my eardrums
- Comment on Not even close 1 month ago:
Muddy waters here
From what I’ve gathered
- There may be photos being released soon, and her legal team is trying to preempt it by denying it.
idk how law works, but I don’t know what preempting it is meant to do
- there is supposedly a (plausibly deepfaked) image floating around the boomer side of the internet:
I haven’t seen it nor tried to find it. Last time I checked Facebook, I learned several horrific slurs for ethnic groups I did not even know existed
- Maybe, she finally caught wind of her name being mentioned alongside Epstein
I’ve met people who just check the news and/or the internet once per year, if ever
- Some other Trump administration political strategy
I’m legit not intelligent enough to understand nor recall the explanation there
Probably a legal thing. Photos/Documents may be releasing soon
If not, yeah…
Just more bizarre
Like if I announced:
“I did not rinse my unwashed genitals in the spahetti after I cooked it”
In the middle of a family dinner.
- Comment on Breaking News! 1 month ago:
Won’t that be tough considering half the photos online look like this:
- Comment on Breaking News! 1 month ago:
how do you get a 3D scan of his head
- Comment on 13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station 2 months ago:
I fucking love this thread
- Comment on GTA6 is gonna be crazy 🔥 2 months ago:
I’d rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling
“Millions-worth” in a truckload of that trash.
They’re better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
if im naked i have every reason to be tense
if someone sees my smol pp its game over don’t you understand
- Comment on Checkmate lefties!!!1!!!1! 2 months ago:
it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name
- Comment on Is creatine safe? 2 months ago:
I might be confused, but I thought creatine gives your muscles a minor"second wind" kinda thing so you can push yourself to do some extra reps? It’s not like a steroid kinda thing, I was told.
- Comment on Trending 2 months ago:
Why don’t you work there anymore
- Comment on The State of the Union 2 months ago:
Counting or not counting gang violence
- Comment on Epstein arrests: 0. Nancy Guthrie: still missing. The head of the FBI: 2 months ago:
I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old
Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again
- Comment on 💀🌈🙏🌈💀 3 months ago:
Do I really want to know?
- Comment on Harm production 3 months ago:
I think there’s a huge spike in gambling if that counts.
House always wins, my main takeaway from a few high school probability classes, a horrible first time at a casino and Fallout New Vegas probably.
So many people are desperate and throwing their money and hope at that predatory and shockingly under-regulated industry
I’d say it’s probably worse and less manageable than most central nervous system surprises available at the gas station
Hope you’re less afraid? I am high, so I could all be, like, stupidly wrong.
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 3 months ago:
I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll
