As an old school club kid and raver, it was pretty rare to just know right off the bat when a pill would fucking kill you.
Biggest, most beautiful pill.
Submitted 1 month ago by HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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eurodyne@piefed.world 1 month ago
Spiv@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rule of thumb: don’t put anything Trump-related into your body
Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Like, not even joking. Who the hell hands you a DJT candy? Does anyone think that person wants you to have a fun time?
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It must be ironic to trip on something like that.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Ravers, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and they’re crying and they’re saying ”thank you mister president for this yuge pill,” and everybody know it it the biggest most powerful pill. Bigger than Obama Hussein, bigger than lazy sleepy Joe’s pills. My pill-my pill, it might kill you if you eat it, it might make you see things that aren’t there or say things that aren’t true. My lovely beautiful sexually attractive daughter, she took this pill and she saw god. I asked if it was god with a big G god like we all know and love and she said no, it was Tezcatlipoca the great jag-u-ar god of the Mexicans. And they’re communists and criminals down there in Mexican. They don’t eat my pills. My pills they are made from pure gold that we got from Argentina. Where all the best gold comes from. And I hear all the time how great my pills are. They make you see Mexican god. They make you my beautiful daughter. Very attractive my daughter and a bit tooo old now to be dating…”
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Blatantly fake. There’s no way Trump knows who Tezcatlipoca is, much less how to pronounce it in a sentence well enough for anyone to actually understand him
wieson@feddit.org 1 month ago
Tess-cat, the poker
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
LMAO.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
LOL, it has “NL” on it. Was this sourced from the Dutch (who are known to be prolific MDMA bootleggers)?
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
The first to put the alert on it was the Dutch authorities and we’re found in the Nederlands is pretty probably that they were produced there
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
fake, no red pills in maga world
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, it is Fox.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 month ago
suppository use only
/s
BeUnique@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Nice of them to make a line to break it in half. That wasn’t a common thing in my day.
DupaCycki@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sounds like somebody is illegally smuggling drugs to the US. When does the military bomb him?
tourist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Sing with me: spoon full of sugar…
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looks like a Flintstones vitamin.
Which I wager trump has been in more childrens mouths than those vitamins ever were.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
10 million strong. And thrusting.
switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you’re dumb enough to buy them, I say go for it. What’s the worst that could happen?
(That’s not the worst that could happen. In fact, one could say it would be an improvement.)
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Here’s a pic explanation on why this batch of pills are dangerous and should be avoided
youtube.com/shorts/sGgjd_5YhmQ
Tldw: they have PMMA instead of MDMA. PMMA have the same effects that MDMA, but is stronger and toxic, and in top of that is take hours (instead of the 45/60 min) to take effect so people re dose thinking that the extasis pill was weak.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but, fuck em! Now I don’t use drugs, and never have used this drug, but I feel like if you see an image of trump, and your reaction is “I want that inside of me”, then you kind of deserve disasterous results.
It’s kind of like finding a yellow and black colored snake, and thinking you should pick it up. Sometimes idiots die doing idiot things. I have empathy for 99% of people in most situations. The 1% are when the warning signs are there, and they ignore them.
How are you going to feel sorry for these dipshits who essentially are too stubborn to live?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’ve purchased ecstasy that had Tesla logos, and I hate Elon Musk. Pretty sure Tesla didn’t personally benefit from that transaction, so I didn’t give it much thought beyond noticing the novelty.
If my dealer had told me “Trump heads are fire, yo”, I probably would have tried one of those.
Buying pills is a very non-political act, even when they look like Trump. The only thing that really matters are whether or not they are cut with uppers or downers to match your preference. If someone ends up in the hospital due to a Trump head pill, it says absolutely nothing about their political affiliation.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Bad take. Nobody is buying pills because they like the press. Presses are useful for this exactly motive and they are just as many presses that can be created. Nobody deserves to die because they wanted to party with something that is statistically safer that alcohol, but has to live in dark unregulated markets because governments are stupid and the alcohol and police lobby are stronger that the scientist and doctors that study drugs and alcohol abuse
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Personally I would have relished the thought of trumps severed head dissolving in my stomach or crushing it up into powder to shove up my ass. If you think I should die because of this act, then fuck you.
huquad@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Ahh different PMMA than the plastic I burn in my lab. Thought I had stumbled on a gold mine