snoons

@snoons@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I respect the environment.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they have a licence plate and bumper stickers that tell other people how environmentally friendly they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reality checks your fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  slap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Threose or fourose?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the alpha carbon isn’t a real carbon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland and Greenland⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddamn Vikings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think there's an imposter amongus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This except there’s like 12 of them, in a circle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think there's an imposter amongus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Go cite yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grim Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  checkmate atheists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon solves mental health⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Green texts are a form of self reflection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons Offer Valuble Input.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they’re premade stairs and someone didn’t check the measurements or just didn’t gaf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons Offer Valuble Input.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Best I can do is stack up all the (bits of) corpses and box it in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mfw no suddam hussein

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a girl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No wonder she’s single.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheetahs are apparently super chill as long as they’re not hungry, otherwise they’ll eat you so they can be super chill again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summoning the Beast of Big Pharma⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, it’s standard pharmacological research procedure after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahead of her time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a halloween party⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl

  Gay: Touches some guys balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  can i play m̶͔̠͙͛̌̌̀͛̀̾̔̑̍̓͝͝ͅà̷̡̡̧̪̦̘͓̟͉̝͇̫͆̑̒͊̃̈́́͒̌͋͂̌͆̆̚r̴̢̤̂̽̓̀̀̊̀̐̕͡b̶̢̧̻̲͖̬͖̠̮͓͕̓̾̋̽̑́͘l̵̙̹̰̘̳̭̈́̐͆̒͌́̉e̴̢̙͉̥͇̤̹͎̽̂̈̃̇́̌̐̄̕͘͟͜͝͡ͅş̴̩̹͈̼̯̲̦̼̎̓̾͋̓͛̚͝ too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

  Douglas Adams, The Hitchikern Guide to the Galaxy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you know, that the melting temperature of dry granite at ambient pressure is 1250 to 1260 Celsius; however, that temperature is significantly reduced in the presence of water, putting it down to 650 degrees Celsius at just a few kilobars of pressure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has had enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep all my bathroom stuff in my room because none of the people I’ve ever lived with have thought it worth their time to put down the lid when they flush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has had enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot the most important step:

  0. Wash your roommates hairy ass grease off the seat.

  Usually why I stand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sushi delivery⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally, it’s safe if you take care of the pan; however, if you ever get it above a certain temperature the coating will break down and that’s when there’s risk. Also as you said, how much forever chemicals are released into the environment during it’s production, and might I also add that those bits that go in and out are also in the environment forever.

  I suspect no one wants to hear about cast iron pans anymore lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hate myself and i want to die lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Save the Wooly Mammoth before it’s too late!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll strap you to a giant linear actuator and pump you full of viagra.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Consensual Numerical Control?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re right… I was just imagining him coming in with a flamethrower in one the last episode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TFW the antagonist in The Smurfs was right all along.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨return 2 krebs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No! Not again, I’ve already learned it three times already! 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy weevil wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful guide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Written ironically by an alien astronaut.