snoons

@snoons@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a girl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No wonder she’s single.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheetahs are apparently super chill as long as they’re not hungry, otherwise they’ll eat you so they can be super chill again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summoning the Beast of Big Pharma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, it’s standard pharmacological research procedure after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahead of her time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a halloween party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl

  Gay: Touches some guys balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  can i play m̶͔̠͙͛̌̌̀͛̀̾̔̑̍̓͝͝ͅà̷̡̡̧̪̦̘͓̟͉̝͇̫͆̑̒͊̃̈́́͒̌͋͂̌͆̆̚r̴̢̤̂̽̓̀̀̊̀̐̕͡b̶̢̧̻̲͖̬͖̠̮͓͕̓̾̋̽̑́͘l̵̙̹̰̘̳̭̈́̐͆̒͌́̉e̴̢̙͉̥͇̤̹͎̽̂̈̃̇́̌̐̄̕͘͟͜͝͡ͅş̴̩̹͈̼̯̲̦̼̎̓̾͋̓͛̚͝ too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

  Douglas Adams, The Hitchikern Guide to the Galaxy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't like this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you know, that the melting temperature of dry granite at ambient pressure is 1250 to 1260 Celsius; however, that temperature is significantly reduced in the presence of water, putting it down to 650 degrees Celsius at just a few kilobars of pressure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has had enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep all my bathroom stuff in my room because none of the people I’ve ever lived with have thought it worth their time to put down the lid when they flush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has had enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot the most important step:

  0. Wash your roommates hairy ass grease off the seat.

  Usually why I stand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sushi delivery⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally, it’s safe if you take care of the pan; however, if you ever get it above a certain temperature the coating will break down and that’s when there’s risk. Also as you said, how much forever chemicals are released into the environment during it’s production, and might I also add that those bits that go in and out are also in the environment forever.

  I suspect no one wants to hear about cast iron pans anymore lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hate myself and i want to die lol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Save the Wooly Mammoth before it’s too late!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll strap you to a giant linear actuator and pump you full of viagra.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Consensual Numerical Control?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re right… I was just imagining him coming in with a flamethrower in one the last episode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TFW the antagonist in The Smurfs was right all along.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨return 2 krebs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No! Not again, I’ve already learned it three times already! 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy weevil wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful guide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Written ironically by an alien astronaut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon’s DNS problem knocked out half the web, likely costing billions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Kek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'This is definitely my last TwitchCon': High-profile streamer Emiru was assaulted at the event, even as streamers have been sounding the alarm about stalkers and harassment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like where thone numbers are going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses GOG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Final Fantasy Tactics Remaster has fucking denuvo in it? What the fuck? Does it have multiplayer or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"loops", the Fediverse Alternative for TikTok-style Short Videos, is now federating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew. Gross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  EEXXPLOSSIIOONSS??!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autumn Walks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The chlorophylls are the first to be disposed of and by the time they came for the beta-carotene no one was left to light harvest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US | Mint Mobile launches 5G home internet service — 415 Mbps MINTernet plans start as low as $30 per month for unlimited data⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Too bad Canadas government is in bed with the telecom monopoly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DirecTV screensavers will show AI-generated ads with your face in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of out of touch self centred asshole thinks people will like this…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays DOOM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh I loved that. I member we rushed in with our max lvl characters and obliterating everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart in-asphalt fabric provides live reports from within roads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay cool, but will this eventually break down and cause more pollution on top of toxins leeching from the asphalt?