snoons

@snoons@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrate, brothers and sisters!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If God had wanted us to have nearly unlimited clean energy, He would have placed a fusion reactor into the sky.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ACKSHUALLY we’re going to put special solar panels inside the reactor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5 but mostly because I like looking at pretty jwst pictures when I die in a video game. Technically it’s for my music player and monitoring torrents…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now gith…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine is Mr. Torgue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  trying not to have a twink bod

  many people will be sad to hear this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine is Mr. Torgue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Waltuh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine is Mr. Torgue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  EEEEXXPPLLOOOOSSIOONSS???!?!!!?

  WEEEEOOO-WEEOOO -WEEEOOOOOOO!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[REDACTED]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ptepedophileyl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon harrasses a coworker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It was probably the prolonged eye contact while moving the cursor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨94.3° F⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thermal Exhaust Port

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean honestly im shocked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i think ur just copepod

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean honestly im shocked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  waltuh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I respect the environment.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they have a licence plate and bumper stickers that tell other people how environmentally friendly they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reality checks your fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  slap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Threose or fourose?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the alpha carbon isn’t a real carbon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland and Greenland⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddamn Vikings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think there's an imposter amongus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This except there’s like 12 of them, in a circle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think there's an imposter amongus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Go cite yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grim Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  checkmate atheists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon solves mental health⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Green texts are a form of self reflection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons Offer Valuble Input.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they’re premade stairs and someone didn’t check the measurements or just didn’t gaf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons Offer Valuble Input.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best I can do is stack up all the (bits of) corpses and box it in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  mfw no suddam hussein

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a girl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No wonder she’s single.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheetahs are apparently super chill as long as they’re not hungry, otherwise they’ll eat you so they can be super chill again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summoning the Beast of Big Pharma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, it’s standard pharmacological research procedure after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahead of her time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a halloween party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl

  Gay: Touches some guys balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  can i play m̶͔̠͙͛̌̌̀͛̀̾̔̑̍̓͝͝ͅà̷̡̡̧̪̦̘͓̟͉̝͇̫͆̑̒͊̃̈́́͒̌͋͂̌͆̆̚r̴̢̤̂̽̓̀̀̊̀̐̕͡b̶̢̧̻̲͖̬͖̠̮͓͕̓̾̋̽̑́͘l̵̙̹̰̘̳̭̈́̐͆̒͌́̉e̴̢̙͉̥͇̤̹͎̽̂̈̃̇́̌̐̄̕͘͟͜͝͡ͅş̴̩̹͈̼̯̲̦̼̎̓̾͋̓͛̚͝ too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

  Douglas Adams, The Hitchikern Guide to the Galaxy