Anon has a guardian angel

Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Obviously a true story but I cant find an ounce of hetero in there

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OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago
anon prolapsed up to the blockage point. The damage was internal.

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state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Sounds like someone needs more fiber and has a bleeding ulcer.

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- slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago
  More likely it’s anal fissure
  
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snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Anon almost dies from food poisoning

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