toynbee
@toynbee@lemmy.world
- Comment on Feelsgoodman.jpeg 21 hours ago:
You could follow three 90s trend of twisting the loose end around and letting it dangle down your leg.
You could even hang an onion from the end if you were so inclined!
- Comment on Stubborn, maybe, but if it ain't broke 3 weeks ago:
I mostly agree with you.
- Comment on Depluralize 4 weeks ago:
Egg?
- Comment on 3 months ago:
That guy sounds snotty.
- Comment on Stubborn, maybe, but if it ain't broke 3 months ago:
Has your test worked out?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That’s just plain wrong.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
You have misjudged me, but I do appreciate the response.
- Comment on "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump 3 months ago:
Sure, but presumably evidence is needed for such an accusation. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but I’ve seen no other allegations and am asking for evidence.
- Comment on A joyful reminder 3 months ago:
If they display this at his funeral, you’re gonna feel real silly.
- Comment on "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump 3 months ago:
I am specifically refraining from expressing my politics publicly, but I do have a question. Borne of curiosity, not to make any point.
Didn’t his brother die of alcoholism? I thought that’s why he doesn’t drink.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
You put “stupid” in quotes but what’s the “joke” here? “Haha, I lied to you, hilarious”? I’m glad people get joy out of this … I guess … But I’m curmudgeonly and don’t get it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
You have not changed my feelings regarding it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I appreciate that my client finally shows YouTube pictures but, for those whose don’t - XcQ, link stays blue.
Never understood the appeal of that stupid “joke” anyway.
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 3 months ago:
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 3 months ago:
And that car, though.
I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 3 months ago:
Allegedly my great (maybe great great, I don’t know) grandmother tried to murder her husband by putting rat poison in his morning coffee. I don’t know if the forensics back then would have been able to identify that, but fortunately it didn’t matter because apparently rat poison floats.
I was never told what happened to her, though.
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 3 months ago:
Sleep with him in disguise, then accuse him of sleeping with someone else. Then you’ve managed both!
- Comment on One for the ignition and one for the trunk 3 months ago:
I thought the first part was so that you could give a valet the keys to park and retrieve your car, but not easily get to your belongings.
- Comment on Administrative task management 3 months ago:
Was that employee Elvis?
- Comment on Did I discover a fake conspiracy theory? 3 months ago:
I was told the same thing literally across the country from you a decade and a half back.
- Comment on The meaning of life? 3 months ago:
- Comment on The meaning of life? 3 months ago:
Hey, I’m ~40 and this is that I do, too! Plus work.
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 3 months ago:
Thanks!
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 3 months ago:
Hopefully they don’t need to do an MRI of my spine after they operate on it - apparently for their sake, not mine.
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 3 months ago:
I think, as someone else said, things installed into the body are usually titanium and thus non ferrous. Fortunately they don’t generally cause issues with MRIs as a result.
(I only know this because when I broke my ankle, during the pre-surgery interview, I asked the surgeon about going through metal scanners at an airport.)
- Comment on No, really, I will! 3 months ago:
I am prepared for impending friendship.
I don’t recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like “hard as a rock, dumb as a brick.”
- Comment on No, really, I will! 3 months ago:
You are the only other person I’ve encountered who knows of this joke, so I now declare us friends.
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 3 months ago:
I soon expect to have screws implanted in my spine. I also have other infirmities. I hope like hell to never have screws ripped through my vertebrae by an MRI.
- Comment on The original Gremlin 3 months ago:
