toynbee
@toynbee@lemmy.world
- Comment on What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat 1 day ago:
Big Pudding got there first.
- Comment on Anon plays DnD 4 days ago:
Seems looks a fairly plausible D&D scenario, tbh.
- Comment on Equilibrium (2002) 5 days ago:
Oh … I figured that the movie was just getting a lot of negative feedback and whatever app this is had picked up on that.
- Comment on I've bought seven of them 5 days ago:
George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”
CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)
IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.
- Comment on I've bought seven of them 5 days ago:
Lil Dicky, too.
- Comment on Stay hydrated 1 week ago:
I’ve never understood those water bottles that have motivational messages encouraging you to keep drinking water. The problem I have is keeping any liquid in my water bottle, not consuming its contents.
- Comment on epic_prank.gif 1 week ago:
I never understood the humor of “I lied to you and you believed me! GOTCHA!”
- Comment on Those rare times when another person just thrills you 1 week ago:
- Comment on Hands on the Door 1 week ago:
You are correct.
- Comment on Hands on the Door 1 week ago:
You mean “Ladybiiiiird!”
- Comment on Wait! I Can Explain 2 weeks ago:
Back in (estimating) 1997, I was playing Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 via the then-relevant MSN Online and someone posted a link in the public chat; I don’t remember what the link offered, but it was enticing enough that my ten-year-old self clicked it.
They said “someone with the IP [whatever IP I had then] clicked this!” In response I unplugged both my modem and computer so they couldn’t hack me.
It’s embarrassing to remember now, but I knew so little at the time that it seemed to make sense in the moment.
- Comment on Please!!! 2 weeks ago:
Yes. I’m sorry to had to find out this way.
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 2 weeks ago:
Listen, presumably.
- Comment on It's Tough Out Here 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on He escaped 2 weeks ago:
The bike guy seems to have watched Zombieland.
- Comment on Feelsgoodman.jpeg 3 months ago:
You could follow three 90s trend of twisting the loose end around and letting it dangle down your leg.
You could even hang an onion from the end if you were so inclined!
- Comment on Stubborn, maybe, but if it ain't broke 4 months ago:
I mostly agree with you.
- Comment on Depluralize 4 months ago:
Egg?
- Comment on 7 months ago:
That guy sounds snotty.
- Comment on Stubborn, maybe, but if it ain't broke 7 months ago:
Has your test worked out?
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That’s just plain wrong.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
You have misjudged me, but I do appreciate the response.
- Comment on "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump 7 months ago:
Sure, but presumably evidence is needed for such an accusation. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but I’ve seen no other allegations and am asking for evidence.
- Comment on A joyful reminder 7 months ago:
If they display this at his funeral, you’re gonna feel real silly.
- Comment on "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump 7 months ago:
I am specifically refraining from expressing my politics publicly, but I do have a question. Borne of curiosity, not to make any point.
Didn’t his brother die of alcoholism? I thought that’s why he doesn’t drink.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
You put “stupid” in quotes but what’s the “joke” here? “Haha, I lied to you, hilarious”? I’m glad people get joy out of this … I guess … But I’m curmudgeonly and don’t get it.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
You have not changed my feelings regarding it.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
I appreciate that my client finally shows YouTube pictures but, for those whose don’t - XcQ, link stays blue.
Never understood the appeal of that stupid “joke” anyway.
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 7 months ago:
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
