Anon did philosophy

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• exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I’m always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don’t care about boob size.

  Personally, I’m like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: “I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”

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  • matelt@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.

    Sincerely,

    Matelt

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??

      Eww!

      But brb, I’m embarking on an … unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.

    There’s nothing wrong with them, but, idk there’s a certain point where they just look broken.

    “Too small” is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven’t actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I’m sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I’m not even sure that wouldn’t be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve seen plenty. Go to the beach or lake and you’ll see a variety of sizes, and sometimes the bikini just doesn’t have anything to hold.

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      From my experience, cis women with breasts on the smaller side of sizes generally have more sensitive nipples and areolas. Their breasts give more sexual pleasure for them compared to those with breasts on the other end of the size spectrum.
      Of course, this isn’t true for everyone, but it’s something I’ve noticed and that I get more certain about the more women I’m with as it keeps proving to be a good rule to follow.
      I definitely don’t put it down as absolute truth, though. I’m certain some other people have experienced the opposite or seen no general correlation.
      Women with larger breasts that do get sexual pleasure from them have more often wanted and needed harder and/or more intense play, which makes some sense, IMO. And just to be clear, I’m not saying or think that any of this is better than the other. While I do have my preference, both in size and what kind of play it is, it’s obviously always up to them about what and how. I don’t think I’ve ever seen, in person or online, a cis woman with really big breasts climax from just nipple play, while I’ve seen two in person and many online with smaller breasts who have/do. Maybe it’s, at least partly, because the nerves are concentrated in smaller areas and that the breasts experience less force and just get handled more carefully in some ways? A bit like how it is with circumcision and glans (penis tip) sensitivity for men, again in general and not an absolute.

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  • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.

    Look up the largest breast record holder.

    That’s too fucking big.

    I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.

    Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that

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    • twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean I would still try sleeping with a woman with problematically huge breasts, just out of curiosity

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    • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One person’s too big is another person’s “I don’t mind if they’re bigger”

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Large breasts are hypnotic in a way that smaller breasts aren’t, and I don’t deny that I’m attracted to them, but I’m not necessarily more attracted to them even though I am more likely to stare.

    I also have a thing for the athletic flat-chested look. I had such a huge crush on my friend who was competitive long-distance runner.

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  • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Quality over quantity

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    • parody@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I read some study that claimed men had more of a symmetry than size preference, but that‘s just my memory from years ago

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Huh, I tend to feel bad for their mid to lower back in 5 to 10 years.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why do you wait so long to feel bad for them?

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  • AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I’m surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I’m at motorboating distance from a partner’s boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.

    I don’t know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it’s impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it’s a case of all the women I’ve slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don’t think that’s the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.

    Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I’m realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I’m sleeping with someone, I’ve made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren’t able to do that, I probably wouldn’t get to the point of seeing them naked.

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well said. But why do you always find the god damn philosophical life advice in, like, a greentext shitpost comment section?

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  • neshura@bookwyr.me ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like most people say they don't care about boob size but really want to say they don't care about boob size, so long as they are within the "normal" range of "not nearly nothing" and "not a planet yet"

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  • Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The obsession about breasts is mostly American thing. Here in Europe it’s all about butts.

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    • ccm29@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I live in Germany and can confidently say that’s absolutely not true. It’s also a weird thing to try and attach to Americans specifically?

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eh, A cups on a Pixar mom are better than the best breasts in the world on a stick figure. They’re just kinda… there? Sure they look nice, but they don’t really summon a force in me.

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• JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I legitimately love this stupid analogy.

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Works for penises too.

    A penis made of pennies

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does it work for ass pennies?

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    • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My penis is made of rai stones. You can look but don’t touch.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The best tits are the ones someone decides to share with you.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      <3

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• romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That is true imo. Don’t want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok but what if evil not as in racist cat-kicker way but as in hot DC humanoid way?

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There is a reason “don’t stick your dick in crazy” is a thing, though.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.

  Anon Replies: “These bills are fake”

  The philosopher shrugs: “My analogies aren’t perfect”

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  • StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Monopoly money

    Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The farther east you go the more enlightened as well

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  • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, monopoly money does have value technically, it’s just that it would be a ton of bills

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How many monopoly bills would it take for a gas station to fill up my 7 gallon tank?

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• brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    BITCH: Boobs In Tight Clothes Hypnotize

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• flandish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “tits is tits.” - Flandish

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• BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  $100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days

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  • bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Even though they’re mostly zinc now?

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    • Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can sell them to Ea-nasir.

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apparently the calculator i used refers only to pre-1982 pennies. But those are still plentiful and can be found without issue

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  • Pat@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    However, you’re not legally allowed to smelt pennies into scrap. So, the point still stands.

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• twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine

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  • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Without me, my breasts are nothing, without my breasts, I am nothing.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, without your breasts, you have value. Don’t let cancer destroy your self-image.

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  • AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A friend was taking the piss out of NFTs once and I, not knowing what an NFT was at the time, misheard them as saying “non-fungible titties”. We, all of us being very gay, found this hilarious because our experience of seeing breasts had shown us that breasts are indeed non-fungible.

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• moakley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth, but so far my record is still 1.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?

    Because I squeezed my gf’s teddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.

    Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn’t mind 👍

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    so you would take the coins

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    • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I could fit so many coins in my mouth.

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I bet i could fit a $100 bill in my mouth.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My impression is that breast size matters primarily for competing with other women. It’s like muscle size for men.

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know my man, personally I like me some extra large milkers

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You should definitely know your man.

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  • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With big tits, you can also star in a eugenics-toting commercial like Sydney Sweeney

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    • npdean@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She doesn’t have that big breasts

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• MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The bills have greater value because you can carry more of them in less space and the savings in space can be used to pick up other objects.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Combine both with gold coins or, even more valuable, rhodium bars.

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• steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: Anon is literate/erudite

  Gay: Anon has to ask what he is supposed to find attractive in the opposite sex

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People ask guys if they’re into tits or ass.

  My answer has always been the same.

  Legs.

  Fit legs?

  You’re not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn’t.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If someone asked me, I’d say tits. But that’s all tits. I don’t discriminate.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Respectable answer.

      ...but lets test your lack of discrimination.

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      Porque no los tres? Eh?

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  • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Clicked your link and was saying “it’s gotta be… It’s gotta be… It’s gotta be” over and over while my dogshit phone loaded YouTube. Genuinely fist pumped when it did. What a tuuuuune!!!

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some of us Millenials do unironically appreciate the greats of Boomer era music, hehe.

      I threw ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’ into another comment about … I think one of the inciting comments included the phrase ‘massive milkers’ at some point, hahaha.

      I honestly wonder what would happen if you played a Gen Z or A ‘the Lemon Song’ for the first time rofl.

      But yeah I hadn’t realized ZZ had remastered Legs in 08 apparently, it does sound more detailed than what I remember from a cd version in the 90s.

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins…

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon realized they didn’t have the required $100 consulting fee either in bills or in coins, so no obvious conclusions can be drawn from the conversation.

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• beeng@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cleavage looks like a bum, so the age old question is… Ass. Or both.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So y’all want boobs filled with pennies??
  (Or nutsack, or both - whatever floats your enlightenment.)

  I guess the sound would add a whole new level of fun.

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• systemglitch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like boobies.

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• jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s another version I’ve seen of this where some commenters don’t understand and are arguing about it which is pretty entertaining

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• ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Size doesn’t matter!

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