I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
Anon did philosophy
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JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Works for penises too.
A penis made of pennies
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Does it work for ass pennies?
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My penis is made of rai stones. You can look but don’t touch.
romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
That is true imo. Don’t want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ok but what if evil not as in racist cat-kicker way but as in hot DC humanoid way?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
There is a reason “don’t stick your dick in crazy” is a thing, though.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The best tits are the ones someone decides to share with you.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
BITCH: Boobs In Tight Clothes Hypnotize
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.
Anon Replies: “These bills are fake”
The philosopher shrugs: “My analogies aren’t perfect”
StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 1 day ago
Monopoly money
Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well, monopoly money does have value technically, it’s just that it would be a ton of bills
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How many monopoly bills would it take for a gas station to fill up my 7 gallon tank?
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 day ago
$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days
bizzle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Even though they’re mostly zinc now?
Sergio@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You can sell them to Ea-nasir.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 day ago
Apparently the calculator i used refers only to pre-1982 pennies. But those are still plentiful and can be found without issue
flandish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“tits is tits.” - Flandish
twice_hatch@midwest.social 1 day ago
These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Without me, my breasts are nothing, without my breasts, I am nothing.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nah, without your breasts, you have value. Don’t let cancer destroy your self-image.
AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A friend was taking the piss out of NFTs once and I, not knowing what an NFT was at the time, misheard them as saying “non-fungible titties”. We, all of us being very gay, found this hilarious because our experience of seeing breasts had shown us that breasts are indeed non-fungible.
moakley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth, but so far my record is still 1.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?
Because I squeezed my gf’s teddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.
Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn’t mind 👍
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
so you would take the coins
untorquer@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I bet i could fit a $100 bill in my mouth.
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The bills have greater value because you can carry more of them in less space and the savings in space can be used to pick up other objects.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Combine both with gold coins or, even more valuable, rhodium bars.
beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
Cleavage looks like a bum, so the age old question is… Ass. Or both.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
My impression is that breast size matters primarily for competing with other women. It’s like muscle size for men.
ddplf@szmer.info 1 day ago
I don’t know my man, personally I like me some extra large milkers
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You should definitely know your man.
hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
With big tits, you can also star in a eugenics-toting commercial like Sydney Sweeney
steeznson@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fake: Anon is literate/erudite
Gay: Anon has to ask what he is supposed to find attractive in the opposite sex
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
People ask guys if they’re into tits or ass.
My answer has always been the same.
Legs.
Fit legs?
You’re not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn’t.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If someone asked me, I’d say tits. But that’s all tits. I don’t discriminate.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Clicked your link and was saying “it’s gotta be… It’s gotta be… It’s gotta be” over and over while my dogshit phone loaded YouTube. Genuinely fist pumped when it did. What a tuuuuune!!!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Some of us Millenials do unironically appreciate the greats of Boomer era music, hehe.
I threw ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’ into another comment about … I think one of the inciting comments included the phrase ‘massive milkers’ at some point, hahaha.
I honestly wonder what would happen if you played a Gen Z or A ‘the Lemon Song’ for the first time rofl.
But yeah I hadn’t realized ZZ had remastered Legs in 08 apparently, it does sound more detailed than what I remember from a cd version in the 90s.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Anon realized they didn’t have the required $100 consulting fee either in bills or in coins, so no obvious conclusions can be drawn from the conversation.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins…
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Size doesn’t matter!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
So y’all want boobs filled with pennies??
(Or nutsack, or both - whatever floats your enlightenment.)I guess the sound would add a whole new level of fun.
systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I like boobies.
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s another version I’ve seen of this where some commenters don’t understand and are arguing about it which is pretty entertaining
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I’m always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don’t care about boob size.
Personally, I’m like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: “I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”
matelt@feddit.uk 1 day ago
There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
… so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??
Eww!
But brb, I’m embarking on an … unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 day ago
I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.
There’s nothing wrong with them, but, idk there’s a certain point where they just look broken.
“Too small” is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven’t actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I’m sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I’m not even sure that wouldn’t be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’ve seen plenty. Go to the beach or lake and you’ll see a variety of sizes, and sometimes the bikini just doesn’t have anything to hold.
M137@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
From my experience, cis women with breasts on the smaller side of sizes generally have more sensitive nipples and areolas. Their breasts give more sexual pleasure for them compared to those with breasts on the other end of the size spectrum.
Of course, this isn’t true for everyone, but it’s something I’ve noticed and that I get more certain about the more women I’m with as it keeps proving to be a good rule to follow.
I definitely don’t put it down as absolute truth, though. I’m certain some other people have experienced the opposite or seen no general correlation.
Women with larger breasts that do get sexual pleasure from them have more often wanted and needed harder and/or more intense play, which makes some sense, IMO. And just to be clear, I’m not saying or think that any of this is better than the other. While I do have my preference, both in size and what kind of play it is, it’s obviously always up to them about what and how. I don’t think I’ve ever seen, in person or online, a cis woman with really big breasts climax from just nipple play, while I’ve seen two in person and many online with smaller breasts who have/do. Maybe it’s, at least partly, because the nerves are concentrated in smaller areas and that the breasts experience less force and just get handled more carefully in some ways? A bit like how it is with circumcision and glans (penis tip) sensitivity for men, again in general and not an absolute.
Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.
Look up the largest breast record holder.
That’s too fucking big.
I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.
Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that
twice_hatch@midwest.social 1 day ago
I mean I would still try sleeping with a woman with problematically huge breasts, just out of curiosity
Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One person’s too big is another person’s “I don’t mind if they’re bigger”
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Large breasts are hypnotic in a way that smaller breasts aren’t, and I don’t deny that I’m attracted to them, but I’m not necessarily more attracted to them even though I am more likely to stare.
I also have a thing for the athletic flat-chested look. I had such a huge crush on my friend who was competitive long-distance runner.
AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I’m surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I’m at motorboating distance from a partner’s boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.
I don’t know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it’s impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it’s a case of all the women I’ve slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don’t think that’s the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.
Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I’m realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I’m sleeping with someone, I’ve made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren’t able to do that, I probably wouldn’t get to the point of seeing them naked.
neshura@bookwyr.me 21 hours ago
I feel like most people say they don't care about boob size but really want to say they don't care about boob size, so long as they are within the "normal" range of "not nearly nothing" and "not a planet yet"
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 day ago
All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?
parody@lemmings.world 19 hours ago
I read some study that claimed men had more of a symmetry than size preference, but that‘s just my memory from years ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Quality over quantity
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Huh, I tend to feel bad for their mid to lower back in 5 to 10 years.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why do you wait so long to feel bad for them?
Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The obsession about breasts is mostly American thing. Here in Europe it’s all about butts.
ccm29@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I live in Germany and can confidently say that’s absolutely not true. It’s also a weird thing to try and attach to Americans specifically?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Eh, A cups on a Pixar mom are better than the best breasts in the world on a stick figure. They’re just kinda… there? Sure they look nice, but they don’t really summon a force in me.