matelt
@matelt@feddit.uk
Noot noot!
- Comment on Does he think he is The King? 1 week ago:
That and I bet he smells of stale tobacco and beer. His aftershave is probably called Moquette de Wetherspoons.
- Comment on When you're cooking and it does its thing. 2 weeks ago:
Unpopular -slash-borderline-psychopatic opinion: there should be onion grilled in butter scented candles on the market.
I would buy it in a heartbeat. I’ve seen garlic bread candles on Etsy after all!
- Comment on why 4 weeks ago:
Cousiiiiiinnnnn ❤️
On va éviter le sujet des synonymes familiers du mot enfant en français de France hein, clin d’oeil bourrage du coude
- Comment on why 4 weeks ago:
Well it’s on a thread about how ridiculous French is
- Comment on why 4 weeks ago:
La règle trente-trois, I see. Considered me enlightened!
- Comment on why 4 weeks ago:
Nah pal it’s le Nutella. Don’t ask me why cause I don’t know. The word ending in ‘a’ isn’t a valid argument because you don’t drink une Fanta do you? Or do you?
- Comment on why 4 weeks ago:
Buuuut cars are a men thing aren’t they? And yet it’s la voiture… Curious…
- Comment on Propain 1 month ago:
Bwaaaah!
- Comment on The Legend of Beavis 2 months ago:
Hehehehe hehehe hehehehehehehe boioioioiong
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 2 months ago:
I’ve seen one of their comments, I thought it was a fun novelty. It’d be even more fun if someone decided to write in the phonetic alphabet!
- Comment on Wasted wind - So far in 2025, Britain has wasted £1.1bn switching off wind turbines and paying gas plants to switch on. 2 months ago:
Octopus gives me an hour of 2 of ‘free’ energy (they look at my average consumption during that time and everything I use on top of that is refunded) when it’s windy. It should be more mainstream!
- Comment on Barclays boss urges UK ministers to limit public sector pay rises 3 months ago:
Yes but you get what you pay for you greedy little piggy. The public sector is constantly asked to do more with less. The media is quick at decrying the pitiful pay increases but are equally quick at pointing the finger when something goes wrong, be it passports backlogs or flooding events. In other words, you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
I should know, I’m a monkey.
- Comment on Life Hacks 4 months ago:
It’s something Steven Brule would recommend.
For your health!
- Comment on Under-22s in England should get free bus travel to access work and training, MPs say 4 months ago:
Absolutely, it would improve traffic more than just slapping a 3rd lane onto a ring road dual carriageway.
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 5 months ago:
There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
- Comment on I was laughing too hard to think of a title. 5 months ago:
RIP John Redcorn, we miss you sug
- Comment on Canadian creator Peter Liepa - The story of how Boulder Dash was created 5 months ago:
Superb interview! I had boulder dash on the nes as a kid, I loved playing it but never made it past the 2nd world
- Comment on What quintessentially British images should go on the new banknotes? Our panel has some ideas 5 months ago:
I think they should hire Jim’ll Paint It for the job
- Comment on Fart kontrol 5 months ago:
I will never not laugh at this
- Comment on They’re Tiny. They’re Slow. And People Are Obsessed. | In an era of supersized pickups and SUVs, Kei cars and trucks bring a (very) little piece of Japan to the United States. 6 months ago:
There was a kei car/truck community on Lemmy but it closed because their instance shut down.
All hail the mighty Honda N-Box
- Comment on Not how you ride a horse 7 months ago:
Thank you for your hard work!
- Comment on Drought conditions already hitting UK crop production, farmers say 7 months ago:
There was a massive drought a couple of years ago and it took a long time to recover, I think we barely managed to get back to normal, so it’s very concerning it’s happening again.
Hopefully we learnt some lessons from the previous one about abstraction and emergency licencing. Time will tell.
- Comment on Singer Rick Astley dead at age 59 8 months ago:
Daaaaaamn that is good!
- Comment on Infrastructure construction in Britain is defective. The most budget UK tramway is more expensive than the most costly french tramway 9 months ago:
Woohoo Besançon number one!
- Comment on Singer Rick Astley dead at age 59 9 months ago:
I clicked on the link and got this sinking feeling
My husband said it was embarrassing that I fell for it and he’s ashamed. Thanks.