matelt
@matelt@feddit.uk
Noot noot!
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 3 days ago:
👏 thank 👏 you 👏
- Comment on Most Reform UK members believe non-white British citizens should be forced or encouraged to leave, poll finds 5 days ago:
We need to bring back shame, those racist broken condom residues have become too empowered because we let them spew their verbal diarrhoea all over the place. Urgh.
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 1 week ago:
He’s a talented actor, no doubt. Although he was pretty crap at crying. Gillian Anderson was better at sad emotions.
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 1 week ago:
Exactly!
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 1 week ago:
Mulder was 100% a selfish whiny little shithead, I really felt for Scully especially when she was going through all sorts of painful stuff.
- Comment on GPs to get £3,000 bonus to maximise weight loss drug prescriptions 1 week ago:
I don’t know, on one hand it seems like a no-brainer, I’m on Mounjaro myself(and it doesn’t really work all that well for me, but that’s another story) and GLP1 agonists in general are a true miracle drug. HOWEVER! On the other hand it seems disingenuous to only incentivise the most expensive drug in the category - my pharmacist once grumbled that ordering my Mounjaro was very costly to them. I’d rather see the cheaper (and European!) options prioritised as it might be less of a strain on the already overstretched NHS.
- Comment on Male Masked Trogon 2 weeks ago:
What a handsome gentlebird!
- Comment on UK floods have devastated lives in 2026. Victims warn flooding is a threat to millions of Brits 2 weeks ago:
the Environment Agency has scaled back its flood protection plans and is “struggling to maintain” existing defences
Duh, austerity has consequences! Government bodies are constantly told to do more for less, something has to give!
Oh but the bloated civil service is bad and we need to put an end to the gravy train, they say. Enjoy the poo water in your houses then. You get what you pay for.
- Comment on Pick wisely 4 weeks ago:
Why do I have to pick though, they’re all good bois
- Comment on Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘ 4 weeks ago:
Bwaaaah!
- Comment on New implant for heart failure patients to be rolled out across the NHS 4 weeks ago:
Oh wow that’s good news! Hopefully not as painful as a pacemaker implant 😬
- Comment on do most people really like the taste and smell of eggs? 4 weeks ago:
I absolutely D E T E S T eggs. I abhor the smell, taste, feel, no matter what state it is in, it’makes me gag just thinking about it. Ever since I got weaned on solid foods according to my mum. It just makes me gag. I tried to like them, I really did, but the thought of eggs going past my lips makes me almost scared. I’m fine with eggs when you cannot taste them, like in baked goods like muffins or pancakes. Quiches are borderline, there needs to be a lot of ham and cream to mask the taste and texture of eggs.
I’ve gotten slightly more tolerant to smell as I grow older, I’m even able to cook fried eggs for the husband. Although I have no idea if I’m doing it right or not I refuse to taste test it.
I’m so envious of people who say they eat lots of eggs because they’re versatile and it’s a cheap source of protein, alas it’s not for me.
- Comment on Does he think he is The King? 2 months ago:
That and I bet he smells of stale tobacco and beer. His aftershave is probably called Moquette de Wetherspoons.
- Comment on When you're cooking and it does its thing. 2 months ago:
Unpopular -slash-borderline-psychopatic opinion: there should be onion grilled in butter scented candles on the market.
I would buy it in a heartbeat. I’ve seen garlic bread candles on Etsy after all!
- Comment on why 2 months ago:
Cousiiiiiinnnnn ❤️
On va éviter le sujet des synonymes familiers du mot enfant en français de France hein, clin d’oeil bourrage du coude
- Comment on why 2 months ago:
Well it’s on a thread about how ridiculous French is
- Comment on why 2 months ago:
La règle trente-trois, I see. Considered me enlightened!
- Comment on why 2 months ago:
Nah pal it’s le Nutella. Don’t ask me why cause I don’t know. The word ending in ‘a’ isn’t a valid argument because you don’t drink une Fanta do you? Or do you?
- Comment on why 2 months ago:
Buuuut cars are a men thing aren’t they? And yet it’s la voiture… Curious…
- Comment on Propain 3 months ago:
Bwaaaah!
- Comment on The Legend of Beavis 4 months ago:
Hehehehe hehehe hehehehehehehe boioioioiong
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 4 months ago:
I’ve seen one of their comments, I thought it was a fun novelty. It’d be even more fun if someone decided to write in the phonetic alphabet!
- Comment on Wasted wind - So far in 2025, Britain has wasted £1.1bn switching off wind turbines and paying gas plants to switch on. 4 months ago:
Octopus gives me an hour of 2 of ‘free’ energy (they look at my average consumption during that time and everything I use on top of that is refunded) when it’s windy. It should be more mainstream!
- Comment on Barclays boss urges UK ministers to limit public sector pay rises 5 months ago:
Yes but you get what you pay for you greedy little piggy. The public sector is constantly asked to do more with less. The media is quick at decrying the pitiful pay increases but are equally quick at pointing the finger when something goes wrong, be it passports backlogs or flooding events. In other words, you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
I should know, I’m a monkey.
- Comment on Life Hacks 6 months ago:
It’s something Steven Brule would recommend.
For your health!
- Comment on Under-22s in England should get free bus travel to access work and training, MPs say 6 months ago:
Absolutely, it would improve traffic more than just slapping a 3rd lane onto a ring road dual carriageway.
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 7 months ago:
There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
- Comment on I was laughing too hard to think of a title. 7 months ago:
RIP John Redcorn, we miss you sug
- Comment on Canadian creator Peter Liepa - The story of how Boulder Dash was created 7 months ago:
Superb interview! I had boulder dash on the nes as a kid, I loved playing it but never made it past the 2nd world
- Comment on What quintessentially British images should go on the new banknotes? Our panel has some ideas 8 months ago:
I think they should hire Jim’ll Paint It for the job