matelt
@matelt@feddit.uk
Noot noot!
- Comment on City of eternal winter? (Stable winter weather year-round) 3 days ago:
Longyearbyen in Svalbard, but you’d also have to deal with 6 months of permanent daylight and 6 months of night. Oh and the polar bears!
- Comment on Polanski calls for workplace temperature cap as Labour dithers 3 days ago:
Seeing that heatwaves are becoming more and more commonplace, it makes sense. I mean I’m an office worker and I felt like death was at the door Monday and Tuesday when it was really hot, so I cannot imagine what someone with, say, a construction job has to endure.
We can’t rely on bosses to do the right thing and send people home when it’s too hot, we need something in the law.
- Comment on Fact. 1 week ago:
Now you’ve gone and done it, I’m laughing and screaming
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 5 weeks ago:
my my my, what a cunning linguist!
- Comment on Game developer calls Bafta nomination 'massive honour' 5 weeks ago:
Oh wow I’m so glad, I really enjoy their games, especially the radio DJs with Sir Nigel Bickleworth being number one of course.
- Comment on Rhythm Heaven Groove launches July 2 1 month ago:
Woohoo I love that franchise!
- Comment on important announcement 2 months ago:
Meow.
- Comment on More of a Jersey cotton kinda guy. 2 months ago:
Me, I’m partial for a good pair of lenin trousers in the summer.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 months ago:
👏 thank 👏 you 👏
- Comment on Most Reform UK members believe non-white British citizens should be forced or encouraged to leave, poll finds 2 months ago:
We need to bring back shame, those racist broken condom residues have become too empowered because we let them spew their verbal diarrhoea all over the place. Urgh.
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 2 months ago:
He’s a talented actor, no doubt. Although he was pretty crap at crying. Gillian Anderson was better at sad emotions.
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 2 months ago:
Exactly!
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 2 months ago:
Mulder was 100% a selfish whiny little shithead, I really felt for Scully especially when she was going through all sorts of painful stuff.
- Comment on GPs to get £3,000 bonus to maximise weight loss drug prescriptions 2 months ago:
I don’t know, on one hand it seems like a no-brainer, I’m on Mounjaro myself(and it doesn’t really work all that well for me, but that’s another story) and GLP1 agonists in general are a true miracle drug. HOWEVER! On the other hand it seems disingenuous to only incentivise the most expensive drug in the category - my pharmacist once grumbled that ordering my Mounjaro was very costly to them. I’d rather see the cheaper (and European!) options prioritised as it might be less of a strain on the already overstretched NHS.
- Comment on Male Masked Trogon 3 months ago:
What a handsome gentlebird!
- Comment on UK floods have devastated lives in 2026. Victims warn flooding is a threat to millions of Brits 3 months ago:
the Environment Agency has scaled back its flood protection plans and is “struggling to maintain” existing defences
Duh, austerity has consequences! Government bodies are constantly told to do more for less, something has to give!
Oh but the bloated civil service is bad and we need to put an end to the gravy train, they say. Enjoy the poo water in your houses then. You get what you pay for.
- Comment on Pick wisely 3 months ago:
Why do I have to pick though, they’re all good bois
- Comment on Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘ 3 months ago:
Bwaaaah!
- Comment on New implant for heart failure patients to be rolled out across the NHS 3 months ago:
Oh wow that’s good news! Hopefully not as painful as a pacemaker implant 😬
- Comment on do most people really like the taste and smell of eggs? 3 months ago:
I absolutely D E T E S T eggs. I abhor the smell, taste, feel, no matter what state it is in, it’makes me gag just thinking about it. Ever since I got weaned on solid foods according to my mum. It just makes me gag. I tried to like them, I really did, but the thought of eggs going past my lips makes me almost scared. I’m fine with eggs when you cannot taste them, like in baked goods like muffins or pancakes. Quiches are borderline, there needs to be a lot of ham and cream to mask the taste and texture of eggs.
I’ve gotten slightly more tolerant to smell as I grow older, I’m even able to cook fried eggs for the husband. Although I have no idea if I’m doing it right or not I refuse to taste test it.
I’m so envious of people who say they eat lots of eggs because they’re versatile and it’s a cheap source of protein, alas it’s not for me.
- Comment on Does he think he is The King? 5 months ago:
That and I bet he smells of stale tobacco and beer. His aftershave is probably called Moquette de Wetherspoons.
- Comment on When you're cooking and it does its thing. 5 months ago:
Unpopular -slash-borderline-psychopatic opinion: there should be onion grilled in butter scented candles on the market.
I would buy it in a heartbeat. I’ve seen garlic bread candles on Etsy after all!
- Comment on why 5 months ago:
Cousiiiiiinnnnn ❤️
On va éviter le sujet des synonymes familiers du mot enfant en français de France hein, clin d’oeil bourrage du coude
- Comment on why 5 months ago:
Well it’s on a thread about how ridiculous French is
- Comment on why 5 months ago:
La règle trente-trois, I see. Considered me enlightened!
- Comment on why 5 months ago:
Nah pal it’s le Nutella. Don’t ask me why cause I don’t know. The word ending in ‘a’ isn’t a valid argument because you don’t drink une Fanta do you? Or do you?
- Comment on why 5 months ago:
Buuuut cars are a men thing aren’t they? And yet it’s la voiture… Curious…
- Comment on Propain 6 months ago:
Bwaaaah!
- Comment on The Legend of Beavis 6 months ago:
Hehehehe hehehe hehehehehehehe boioioioiong
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 7 months ago:
I’ve seen one of their comments, I thought it was a fun novelty. It’d be even more fun if someone decided to write in the phonetic alphabet!