matelt
@matelt@feddit.uk
Noot noot!
- Comment on I need divine guidance, Lemmy. What is my destiny? 3 days ago:
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- Comment on Google UK Signs ‘Sweetheart Deal’ With Employer-Friendly Union 5 days ago:
We can strike if we want to We can join a trade union 'Cause your employer sucks And if a union is employer friendly well it’s no union of mine I say, we can strike if we want to
etc etc you get the gist.
- Comment on Is time up for backyard fireworks? UK ministers weigh partial ban over noise concerns 1 week ago:
Oh please, it maims people every year, kills birds, terrorises animals, I’m all for an organised display but twats who set off dynamite at 3 in the morning can do one.
- Comment on HMRC puts 200 billionaires on UK tax crackdown hitlist 1 week ago:
It goes to show the best solution is to not buy any shit. With the relentless manipulative marketing that everybody is exposed to it’s a bit hard unless you go full hermit mode I guess. Something to strive for imo
- Comment on HMRC puts 200 billionaires on UK tax crackdown hitlist 1 week ago:
Aw dammit!
- Comment on HMRC puts 200 billionaires on UK tax crackdown hitlist 1 week ago:
Well I’m doing my bit, I’ve deleted my Amazon account a few years ago. You can get the same tat from the same sellers on eBay anyway.
- Comment on COWABUNGA! 2 weeks ago:
FFS I had cornichons in my packed lunch THANK YOU FOR NOTHING.
- Comment on Journalists forced to flee homes after Tommy Robinson shared images of where they lived online, court told 2 weeks ago:
He’s not even worthy of being a toe-rag 🤮
- Comment on Cursed Seinfeld Episode 3 weeks ago:
Do not forget the legendary Wayne Knight!
- Comment on BWAAAHH! 3 weeks ago:
Diminished glutes and a narrow urethra, Hank wasn’t dealt the best hand in life I tell you hwat
- Comment on Why do East Asian men barely get thick facial hair? 4 weeks ago:
Thank you for the clarification! That’s one of the few desirable mutations 😓
- Comment on Why do East Asian men barely get thick facial hair? 5 weeks ago:
They also have funky other differences like dry ear wax, non-stinky sweat, they turn bright red when drinking alcohol and a lot of them have blue-ish birthmarks.
It’s fascinating what genes can do! Just like sneezing when looking at a bright light or having the coriander=soap gene.
- Comment on Energy bills in Great Britain forecast to jump by £276 a year from January 5 weeks ago:
I guess if you can afford a house and 7k in upgrades this increase isn’t probably have a significant impact on your finances. Good for you though, this is the way to go with renewables getting better and better.
- Comment on Leaving your engine running in Wales could cost you £150 5 weeks ago:
I hate idling cars with a burning passion because the noise is bloody annoying. My neighbour had the worst irritating habit of spending at least an hour chatting in her car with the engine running from 11pm to well over midnight. Right under my bedroom window. Drove me absolutely mad (pun kind of intended).
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 1 month ago:
I know a quote from the regular human bartender Jackie Daytona when I see one!
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 1 month ago:
Alright well let’s squeeze in good old Flight of the Conchords while we’re at it!
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 1 month ago:
Not enough Matt Berry, Kayvan Novak, Natasia Demetriou or Mark Proksch imo.
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 1 month ago:
Excuse me there’s a mistake What We Do In The Shadows should be at the top of list thank you.
- Comment on ‘Ghost patient’ policy wrongly removing at-risk people from GP lists, doctors say 1 month ago:
I don’t get the bit about patients on repeat prescription marked as inactive, they have to request those prescriptions, thus interacting with the practice in one way or the other (app or phone call). I have to make a request every 4 weeks to get mine, unless some people are on a 6-monthly repeat?
- Comment on Landlords quitting “in droves” since Renters’ Rights Act 1 month ago:
music to my ears!
- Comment on Firebombs thrown at supercars outside Birmingham wedding venue 2 months ago:
‘sort of operation’ I wrote, I’m aware that supercars aren’t SUVs but they are yet another egregious, offensive wealth display like huge SUVs are. So ya know, eat the rich and all that jazz.
- Comment on Firebombs thrown at supercars outside Birmingham wedding venue 2 months ago:
I hope no one was hurt and that it’s kind of a ‘slashing-tires-of-huge-SUVs’ sort of operation.
- Comment on Retail sales in Great Britain fall despite heatwave increasing food and drink demand 2 months ago:
Nononono you fool, we just need to increase the amount of adverts everywhere, make them more colourful, loud and invasive! (/s just in case)
- Comment on This is who you are now. 2 months ago:
Waaaaaaaah!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Thank you, I didn’t know that. I just bought one 🚮
- Comment on I have no idea what range eggs are but they were free so I walked out of the store with them. 2 months ago:
Just make sure you do the float test before eating them because it looks like they’re past their best before date by a few years.
- Comment on Jeremy Clarkson shares worrying Diddly Squat update after UK heatwave 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Absolutely true 2 months ago:
Mh-mh
- Comment on More than half of England officially in drought - Environment Agency 3 months ago:
Dammit we did so well to recover from last year’s drought and here we go again :(
- Comment on Blow to NHS as Royal Mail raises prices for bulk users by a third 3 months ago:
Exactly, you’re spot on. We decided in the end it was not the best use of our members’ money so we pivoted to self-serve, but it does highlight the unfair monopoly that Royal Mail has on letters.