matelt
@matelt@feddit.uk
Noot noot!
- Comment on I loved doing this as a kid 1 day ago:
I used to do that but I’ve noticed as I’m growing old, my phosphenes (those shiny squiggly things you see when you rub your eyes) aren’t as colourful and fun as they used to be :(
- Comment on O hi 1 day ago:
I did naht hit her!
- Comment on O hi 1 day ago:
Anyway, how is your sex life?
- Comment on Making public transport fully accessible ‘could boost UK economy by £176bn’ 4 days ago:
It would be nice to make public transport accessible just because it’s the right thing to do, not to try and extract money out of disabled people…
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I can’t think of an example right now but I absolutely cannot watch French films with English subtitles and vice versa because I spend too much time raging at inaccuracies. Or I get caught thinking about how I would translate something myself and I quite literally lose the plot.
I get that translation cannot always be 100% accurate to account for cultural differences for example, but sometimes it’s just plain wrong.
- Comment on Royal Family to get a 94% surge in taxpayer-funded income whilst 'it's subjects' must expect less 1 week ago:
I’m not (and never will be) a subject yet the taxes I pay go towards the monarchy. How I wish there was a way to opt out!
- Comment on Hospitals in England declare critical incidents as machines and IT fail in heat 2 weeks ago:
It’s no wonder, my 8 year old PC’s PSU blew up last month when we had those 2 hot days, I can’t imagine the state of their equipment.
- Comment on Where would you out your life savings at on this one? 2 weeks ago:
Just a cacophony of echoing 'bwaaaah’s, I tell you hwat.
- Comment on Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition 2 weeks ago:
I do a reverse hot water bottle, just pop a half-filled hot water bottle (or just any plastic bottle) in the freezer, it’s delightful to hold or use as a pillow.
- Comment on British Charlie Kirk wannabe beaten up debating people in Manchester 3 weeks ago:
It warms the cockles of my heart!
- Comment on porch of geese 3 weeks ago:
The Euskera guys bring the popcorn…
- Comment on Ninja! 🥷 💨 4 weeks ago:
Sha-sha-shaaaaa
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Instagram does the same. Makes me glad I quit.
- Comment on City of eternal winter? (Stable winter weather year-round) 1 month ago:
Longyearbyen in Svalbard, but you’d also have to deal with 6 months of permanent daylight and 6 months of night. Oh and the polar bears!
- Comment on Polanski calls for workplace temperature cap as Labour dithers 1 month ago:
Seeing that heatwaves are becoming more and more commonplace, it makes sense. I mean I’m an office worker and I felt like death was at the door Monday and Tuesday when it was really hot, so I cannot imagine what someone with, say, a construction job has to endure.
We can’t rely on bosses to do the right thing and send people home when it’s too hot, we need something in the law.
- Comment on Fact. 1 month ago:
Now you’ve gone and done it, I’m laughing and screaming
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 2 months ago:
my my my, what a cunning linguist!
- Comment on Game developer calls Bafta nomination 'massive honour' 2 months ago:
Oh wow I’m so glad, I really enjoy their games, especially the radio DJs with Sir Nigel Bickleworth being number one of course.
- Comment on Rhythm Heaven Groove launches July 2 2 months ago:
Woohoo I love that franchise!
- Comment on important announcement 3 months ago:
Meow.
- Comment on More of a Jersey cotton kinda guy. 3 months ago:
Me, I’m partial for a good pair of lenin trousers in the summer.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 4 months ago:
👏 thank 👏 you 👏
- Comment on Most Reform UK members believe non-white British citizens should be forced or encouraged to leave, poll finds 4 months ago:
We need to bring back shame, those racist broken condom residues have become too empowered because we let them spew their verbal diarrhoea all over the place. Urgh.
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 4 months ago:
He’s a talented actor, no doubt. Although he was pretty crap at crying. Gillian Anderson was better at sad emotions.
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 4 months ago:
Exactly!
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 4 months ago:
Mulder was 100% a selfish whiny little shithead, I really felt for Scully especially when she was going through all sorts of painful stuff.
- Comment on GPs to get £3,000 bonus to maximise weight loss drug prescriptions 4 months ago:
I don’t know, on one hand it seems like a no-brainer, I’m on Mounjaro myself(and it doesn’t really work all that well for me, but that’s another story) and GLP1 agonists in general are a true miracle drug. HOWEVER! On the other hand it seems disingenuous to only incentivise the most expensive drug in the category - my pharmacist once grumbled that ordering my Mounjaro was very costly to them. I’d rather see the cheaper (and European!) options prioritised as it might be less of a strain on the already overstretched NHS.
- Comment on Male Masked Trogon 4 months ago:
What a handsome gentlebird!
- Comment on UK floods have devastated lives in 2026. Victims warn flooding is a threat to millions of Brits 4 months ago:
the Environment Agency has scaled back its flood protection plans and is “struggling to maintain” existing defences
Duh, austerity has consequences! Government bodies are constantly told to do more for less, something has to give!
Oh but the bloated civil service is bad and we need to put an end to the gravy train, they say. Enjoy the poo water in your houses then. You get what you pay for.
- Comment on Pick wisely 4 months ago:
Why do I have to pick though, they’re all good bois