matelt
@matelt@feddit.uk
Noot noot!
- Comment on Journalists forced to flee homes after Tommy Robinson shared images of where they lived online, court told 12 hours ago:
He’s not even worthy of being a toe-rag 🤮
- Comment on Cursed Seinfeld Episode 6 days ago:
Do not forget the legendary Wayne Knight!
- Comment on BWAAAHH! 1 week ago:
Diminished glutes and a narrow urethra, Hank wasn’t dealt the best hand in life I tell you hwat
- Comment on Why do East Asian men barely get thick facial hair? 2 weeks ago:
Thank you for the clarification! That’s one of the few desirable mutations 😓
- Comment on Why do East Asian men barely get thick facial hair? 2 weeks ago:
They also have funky other differences like dry ear wax, non-stinky sweat, they turn bright red when drinking alcohol and a lot of them have blue-ish birthmarks.
It’s fascinating what genes can do! Just like sneezing when looking at a bright light or having the coriander=soap gene.
- Comment on Energy bills in Great Britain forecast to jump by £276 a year from January 2 weeks ago:
I guess if you can afford a house and 7k in upgrades this increase isn’t probably have a significant impact on your finances. Good for you though, this is the way to go with renewables getting better and better.
- Comment on Leaving your engine running in Wales could cost you £150 2 weeks ago:
I hate idling cars with a burning passion because the noise is bloody annoying. My neighbour had the worst irritating habit of spending at least an hour chatting in her car with the engine running from 11pm to well over midnight. Right under my bedroom window. Drove me absolutely mad (pun kind of intended).
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 3 weeks ago:
I know a quote from the regular human bartender Jackie Daytona when I see one!
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 3 weeks ago:
Alright well let’s squeeze in good old Flight of the Conchords while we’re at it!
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 3 weeks ago:
Not enough Matt Berry, Kayvan Novak, Natasia Demetriou or Mark Proksch imo.
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 3 weeks ago:
Excuse me there’s a mistake What We Do In The Shadows should be at the top of list thank you.
- Comment on ‘Ghost patient’ policy wrongly removing at-risk people from GP lists, doctors say 3 weeks ago:
I don’t get the bit about patients on repeat prescription marked as inactive, they have to request those prescriptions, thus interacting with the practice in one way or the other (app or phone call). I have to make a request every 4 weeks to get mine, unless some people are on a 6-monthly repeat?
- Comment on Landlords quitting “in droves” since Renters’ Rights Act 4 weeks ago:
music to my ears!
- Comment on Firebombs thrown at supercars outside Birmingham wedding venue 1 month ago:
‘sort of operation’ I wrote, I’m aware that supercars aren’t SUVs but they are yet another egregious, offensive wealth display like huge SUVs are. So ya know, eat the rich and all that jazz.
- Comment on Firebombs thrown at supercars outside Birmingham wedding venue 1 month ago:
I hope no one was hurt and that it’s kind of a ‘slashing-tires-of-huge-SUVs’ sort of operation.
- Comment on Retail sales in Great Britain fall despite heatwave increasing food and drink demand 1 month ago:
Nononono you fool, we just need to increase the amount of adverts everywhere, make them more colourful, loud and invasive! (/s just in case)
- Comment on This is who you are now. 1 month ago:
Waaaaaaaah!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Thank you, I didn’t know that. I just bought one 🚮
- Comment on I have no idea what range eggs are but they were free so I walked out of the store with them. 2 months ago:
Just make sure you do the float test before eating them because it looks like they’re past their best before date by a few years.
- Comment on Jeremy Clarkson shares worrying Diddly Squat update after UK heatwave 2 months ago:
Oh no Anyway.jpg
- Comment on Absolutely true 2 months ago:
Mh-mh
- Comment on More than half of England officially in drought - Environment Agency 2 months ago:
Dammit we did so well to recover from last year’s drought and here we go again :(
- Comment on Blow to NHS as Royal Mail raises prices for bulk users by a third 2 months ago:
Exactly, you’re spot on. We decided in the end it was not the best use of our members’ money so we pivoted to self-serve, but it does highlight the unfair monopoly that Royal Mail has on letters.
- Comment on Blow to NHS as Royal Mail raises prices for bulk users by a third 2 months ago:
Yeah true, when their systems aren’t malfunctioning (they sent me the same letter 4 times in error when my local trust moved to a new system, despite having opted in for paperless correspondence, but that’s another can of worms).
I meant letters in general though, could Joe Public use any of those 3rd parties if they want to send, say, a few large letters? I recently tried to do a diy grassroot campaign with my union, we wanted to send badges to our members but the cost of stamps was prohibitively high and we could not find any 3rd party that would do it for us. And we didn’t want to open a business account for what’s likely to be a one off.
- Comment on Gran sells home to pay back £115k she stole from Norfolk charity 2 months ago:
The truth comes from the font of knowledge herself - thank you grandma.
- Comment on Gran sells home to pay back £115k she stole from Norfolk charity 2 months ago:
What, having great grand kids or stealing money? Both sound like a lot of faff I don’t have that kind of energy 😂
- Comment on Gran sells home to pay back £115k she stole from Norfolk charity 2 months ago:
Why do they insist on telling us she’s a great-grandma, is that supposed to elicit sympathy for her? She’s a person who used her position of treasurer to steal money, full stop, the fact that she reproduced does not bear any weight in the story.
Anyway that is such a shitty thing to do, but thankfully the vast majority of treasurers across the country are trustworthy and manage their funds well.
- Comment on Blow to NHS as Royal Mail raises prices for bulk users by a third 2 months ago:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but there isn’t alternative for sending letters is it? So essentially they have us by the balls.
- Comment on No rent control for you 2 months ago:
A thousand times yes, housing is a right, not a money-making vehicle.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
In the words of Nelson Muntz, HA HA