Peggy: Bobby, honey, um… What do you know about sexual relations?
Bobby: I don’t know, nothing much, I’m a little worried about being a slut.
Absolutely true
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djdarren@piefed.social 5 days ago
ashenone@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
I started rewatching King of the Hill a few days ago and this scene had me full on belly laughing
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 days ago
That’s not happiness; that’s confusion caused by a gas leak. Get out of the MegaloMart!
TIEPilot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I changed it up and bought a flamethrower. No not that wimpy Elon version. I bought an XL18, fucker throws out 135 feet of napalm.
That made me happy like my .500 magnum.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Happiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.
0ops@piefed.zip 5 days ago
But also fire
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 5 days ago
‘Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I’m way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.’
TIEPilot@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Modern problems need modern solutions.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The premise of this advice is such bullshit! I recognised that I had a whole lot of love to give and no one to give it to so I went out and got into a relationship. It definitely made me happier and we’re 8 years in at this point.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I tell my single friends it pretty much balances out. Being in a relationship (albeit a healthy one) definitely makes you happier, but it comes at a constant price of compromises.
Loving someone and being loved is great, but i do miss playing online games with my microphone on until I pass out in my underwear covered in doritos dust.
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Why would a relationship be in the way of that? My partner would have zero issues with me doing that, as long as it doesn’t become a concerning pattern
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 5 days ago
After 25 years of marriage (no kids), I can say that, if you make the right choices, you can have both lol. We both played WOW for a decade or two off and on, and still game, just less passing out, less online, and less Doritos… Because age.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Yes. Relationships always require ongoing compromise. No two people are identical in their desires or needs.
For some people the benefits of a relationship offset the need for compromise, for others they don’t.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
you said it made you happier, not that it took you from unhappy to happy
it’s an important distinction
redsand@infosec.pub 5 days ago
But have you tried the CharKing Imperial?
impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
I have the sneaking suspicion that this is true. My life is pretty great, until I remember I’ve never been in a relationship and I get sad for the rest of the day.
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I’ve recently discovered that true happiness comes from espresso.
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 days ago
If I ever figure out how to be happy single I’m not ruining it by getting into a relationship
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Never tell anyone they need to be in a relationship to be happy, because you are happy in your relationship.
I should think that would be obvious.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
I was definitely happy while using my propane forge. Can confirm.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Just watched those new seasons, man they went way harder than they had any right to!
dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Propane bobane
TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 6 days ago
“I tell ya hwhat”
bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 5 days ago
Emotional rollercoaster
viertesauge@feddit.org 6 days ago
Yep!
TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 6 days ago
Yep.
matelt@feddit.uk 5 days ago
Mh-mh