yermaw
@yermaw@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on BDSM 3 hours ago:
Grande papa. Hue hue hue
- Comment on And what was wrong with my old widget? 15 hours ago:
Also mine wont let me update because I need to update to the latest widget to update the widget.
Multi-Billion-dollar global tech companies pulling shit I’d have been ashamed to turn into my schoolteacher.
- Comment on The kid couldn't commit to the role 18 hours ago:
Stanislavski would be disgusted
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 20 hours ago:
The comic feels like a preemptive “no u”
- Comment on Don't let your dreams be dreams! 2 days ago:
For as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a middle manager
- Comment on Xbox is closing Ninja Theory, and Double Fine and Compulsion may not be far behind 2 days ago:
Playtime is over. The time for feeding the beast is now.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 2 days ago:
I mean, what kind of perverted? Its a pretty wide circle. I’m pretty deep into it but most anything outside my circle is a no no.
In that wide circle includes shitting on eachothers feet for instance.
- Comment on Having a bad day? 3 days ago:
“Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up the mattress”
- Comment on NO BITCHES? 3 days ago:
I get called sexist for this, but I think this is basically the reason catfish scams work so easily on older women. When a man comes out of nowhere acting interested in you its just normal. Been a bit rare lately, but it doesnt immediately invoke suspicion.
When i get a message on any platform from a woman, especially unprompted, I immediately ignore it. So often now to the point that they’re as invisible as popup ads.
- Comment on Don’t forget to regularly check your eyes! 3 days ago:
Bringing a Holy Hand Grenade to a slap fight
- Comment on Motherfucker trying to 100% life 4 days ago:
To be fair, in a lot of games there are evil missions. I struggled to blow up megaton in fallout 3, but I wanted that cheevo soooo…
- Comment on 🙄🙄🙄 4 days ago:
I got mocked a few times as a kid for waiting until I see the cars stop at the red light before crossing. “Mate you can go, the lights red, they HAVE TO stop!”
No pal. They’re supposed to stop. Doesn’t mean shit until i see it happen
- Comment on yes 4 days ago:
kidnapped
I think its supposed to be mental asylum. Although knowing OP, kidnap fetish scenario is exactly on brand so you might be right.
- Comment on yes 4 days ago:
That guy just does that. The weird symbol youre seeing is pronounced “th”.
Its trippy and weird seeing it, but its harmless fun so whatever
- Comment on back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶 5 days ago:
Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?
- Comment on Superman is a meanie 5 days ago:
Nazis - train theres gotta be a joke in there somewhere
- Comment on I don't know about that one 5 days ago:
Ask your doctor if shitpostax is right for you
- Comment on I think they finally got it 6 days ago:
When people talk about the dangers of TikTok and YouTube Shorts, they never mention the pleasure of it. If it didnt feel good to watch, we wouldn’t do it, were not stupid.
Least were not that fucking stupid.
- Comment on I hope they'll make it more contagious 6 days ago:
Just make the cheque out to “the little gay fellas n that”
- Comment on Scary indeed. 1 week ago:
Its 100% nostalgia. Unless they change quite a lot of how the game actually works, the game kinda sucks now.
It was beyond incredible for its time, and has earned its spot in the all-time hall of fame, but you won’t be able to get kids of today to actually enjoy it.
- Comment on Maybe they are drawn towards the confidence this process makes them feel? 1 week ago:
My dad had about 5 women on the go at once, then one eventually nagged him into making a facebook account. He didnt realise how public it was, and they all found out about eachother overnight.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I absolutely can’t relate. It rubs right up against my lazy, happy vibe. There is so much work and stress and planning surrounding it, before you even get to paying for it.
- Comment on Explain! 1 week ago:
Such a wholesome take on that meme
- Comment on Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better. 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
If this rubs on my laptop
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Pretty much. If you’re incredibly savvy, paranoid and careful you could get some clean devices and stay anonymous, but that’s really advanced stuff.
The moment you check your emails, or contact more than 0 known associates with it they can start narrowing down who you are based on the profiles they have on basically every person.
For the average person to go off-grid you’re gonna wanna give up basically all tech.
- Comment on How can I earn 100$ (before tax) in 24 hours? 1 week ago:
They should be paying me to post this shit
- Comment on Email came out of nowhere 1 week ago:
Andy really narrows it down
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
How the hell did all this human form get on my incorporeal essence?
Thanks mom.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Have 2 kids. Double it and pass it on.
Wait 4 kids because you need 2 people to make baby.
