yermaw
@yermaw@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Even chickens have more mobility than I do these days 10 hours ago:
Its quite concerning that I couldn’t immediately tell. Granted, I dont have much experience watching birds get quadcopter rides to compare it to but still
- Comment on Even chickens have more mobility than I do these days 11 hours ago:
How long until that un/lucky thing gets its neck sliced by the blades?
- Comment on I can't find a single decent bedtime story online. 90% of the articles are AI slop. 11 hours ago:
Every website ive found for bedtime stories has been bullshit. Ads loading in the middle popping the screen around, popup ads that take you to another page completely whether you like it or not, asking you about cookies again like 4 times.
Just fuck off, modern Internet. Fuck right off.
- Comment on what's a good answer to placate the c-suite if you're accused of lacking motivation and being unfriendly? 19 hours ago:
Depends what job its for. I really really struggle saying im passionate about sweeping floors, or that scrubbing toilets has been a dream of mine since I was a nipper.
I would assume anyone telling me that is bullshitting.
- Comment on PVP 23 hours ago:
Remember, blob guy, its not your fault that you didnt win the game - its that little fucking bitch ass noon piece of shit that thinks running a dotspec abso on mid against aoe spamza raid with 2 speefo, and youre totally justified in wishing awful diseases on their whole family.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Im going to have to save this post and study it again when ive got more attention span. I fucking love it when numbers get weird. Thanks a lot!
- Comment on Trivago 2 days ago:
- Comment on Spokesperson 2 days ago:
He did a half decent cover of sweet home alabama? I think?
- Comment on Updates to Xbox Game Pass: Introducing Essential, Premium, and Ultimate Plans - Xbox Wire [prices going up] 3 days ago:
Some have even left while they still have early access plastered all over it. When you load them they say "this is a work in progress and doesnt necessarily reflect the finished product.
I think “cool. I’ll play that when its finished because its a good concept” then its leaving gamepass.
Fuck you im not paying to be a beta tester. You should be paying me if anything.
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 3 days ago:
Idk, my wife pays for it so I use it. Easier to use the family subscription then continue sailing the seas. If the price gets too much I’ll take the helm back as captain of entertainment.
- Comment on What's the most offensive word I can use that isn't a slur? 3 days ago:
You could go full British. “You absolute/complete/total (any noun)”
You absolute sponge.
You complete brick.
You total signpost.
Its all in the delivery. Say it with enough malice and anything is an insult.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 4 days ago:
Im hoping so. We don’t have the receipts to show them. Were just grandpa’s who yearn for the good old days and we just dont get it.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 4 days ago:
I really cant wait for this generation of kids to grow up and start dealing with bills and shit. The moment they learn the true value of money this whole trend of buying lootboxes and packing players will die on its arse so fast.
I just hope theres some fly on the wall footage of the boards faces when they realise.
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your first idea for a group costume 4 days ago:
Such a fun idea. I want to do it. Now I just need 3 friends…
- Comment on What's your test for people? 4 days ago:
Wait do people really just stack them with all the cutlery scattered throughout the tower?
- Comment on 1919 (correctly) 6 days ago:
We decided that ringtone were bullshit exactly when we had the option to have any sound imaginable for free.
- Comment on How much grams? 6 days ago:
How does one get started getting paid to talk about videos that other people make?
- Comment on [Whitelight] You Don't Hate Remasters Enough 6 days ago:
Crepuscular bats around
- Comment on [Whitelight] You Don't Hate Remasters Enough 6 days ago:
Didn’t watch the video, because cba, but remasters have their place if theyre warranted. PS1/N64 era games for instance. Maybe PS2/Xbox.
360/PS3 onwards do not need it.
- Comment on Unite! 1 week ago:
Up syndrome
- Comment on The Video-Game Industry Has a Problem: There Are Too Many Games 1 week ago:
Oh well, ill just stick to forums to find out about quality games.
Tap for spoiler
Surprise, dickbag! Its all guerilla marketing!
- Comment on Om nom nom 1 week ago:
Open your Tylenol lucky box to find if you’ll get the card counting superpower
- Comment on Without fail 1 week ago:
Me : “Oh alright! I finally got a chance to play a real online competitive game! This is gonna be so fun!”
My team mate, 5 minutes later : “Uninstall the game before killing yourself because I just sent a swat team to [my actual address]”
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 1 week ago:
Its one of those articles where you have stats that give you strokes.
I think it means 56% of born agains, and 51% of born onetimes
- Comment on How do I keep a 9 year old from constantly licking erasers and putting them in his mouth 1 week ago:
That only works for so long. My mom got special nail varnish from the doctors that was supposed to stop me chewing my nails. Properly vile rotten stuff.
I ended up developing a taste for it.
- Comment on Palfarm Trailer - Palworld Spin-Off Game 1 week ago:
Pal of Duty coming 2028
- Comment on It's depressing, man 1 week ago:
I sometimes see from the other side. I’m pretty impressed that even the most stupid of us (mental disorders notwithstanding) can still get dressed, work basic electronics, understand road traffic well enough not to die immediately etc.
Compared to every other animal on the planet we’renot doing too bad.
- Comment on sticker 1 week ago:
Also, legend has it, they’re generally the people we absolutely need in society. I heard a lot of surgeons end up as furriest, which kind of makes sense.
Those suits are fucking expensive. Basically nobody on minimum wage is spending their money on that.
- Comment on transformation 1 week ago:
Goatees all around
- Comment on We're all going home early today 1 week ago:
FIRE(D) GUY
