yermaw

@yermaw@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6 AM Monday. Dreading whatever fresh hell awaits this week. Cranky, definitely getting a cold. Barely awake. Husband starts blasting this song that is now stuck in my head for all eternity.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it cheer you up to know you’ve got that stuck in my head too?

  You can keep the cold. Dont go computer virusing me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time posters be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Some say lemmy is shit because .ml keeps promoting bollocks, everyone else says lemmy is shit because they try to stop .ml promoting bollocks.

  Can’t win. Can’t see it being different anywhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I always assumed it was projection. They sit in their rooms writing poetry about eachother, then recite that poetry while grabbing their dicks and showing off their abs.

  Sounds pretty gay to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If I had to choose between explaining how 2 women have a baby and explaining what “pimpin’ a ho” and “187 on an undercover cop” means, I know what I’d prefer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  On some free-to-play pay-to-win MMO about 15 years ago my guild leader spent about £500 on premium items for me. Not just me, also everyone else in the guild, I reckon he was down about £10,000 all in. Kept telling him not to but he was insistent.

  I cant quite understand who exists in the Venn diagram between “has 10k spare to blow on nonsense” and “actually will do that”

  If i had that kind of money just to play with I’d be on jet skis or hot air balloons or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it realistic to hope that lemmy grows to the size of the bigger social media platforms?⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The idea that some people may have me tagged makes me a little nervous, and feel like maybe I should behave a bit more.

  Still cant help shitposting…

• Me after my toddler makes me blow up a balloon they already triedsh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If copyright on a work expired immediately after death, would be that a bad or good idea?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Separate the art from the artist with extreme prejudice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one…more..update⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I played stardew after fully getting addicted to harvest moon like a decade before it.

  I was happy but also kind of annoyed, because this is basically just harvest moon. Like its so much “harvest moon but also on xbox” that they surely must be getting sued for plagiarism or something.

  Going back to harvest moon after stardew is a challenge to say the least. Nearly every aspect has been improved upon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anons brother has some strong opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got the spirit, but its right there in like the 2nd word

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you get dragged into a conversation with the loud guy at a bar:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That actually sounds pretty amusing just from the description there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t, thats the neat part. It might be like proving God. Impossible to prove its impossible, but maybe possible to say “look see its really whoops shitshitshitturnitoffhelp”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nooo my genderinos⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Could there be a spherical object inside that tube? Just for familiarities sake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Zelda and Studio Ghibli inspire happiness and purpose⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is it. Ask basically any adult of any age and they’ll tell you things were better in the past.

  Most of it wasn’t. They were just happier then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump set a trap and the corporate media will make you believe youre the one falling for it.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Parks and Recreation voting machine bit is weirdly the best outcome you can realistically hope for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶Somewhere in the ether 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You never say anything like that to any other people at any other time?

  Fair enough. My bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶Somewhere in the ether 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Im wondering out loud how many people you’ve managed to put off things in real life by acting like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would one exit a black hole?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So what is it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lazy ASCII layout

  Proceeds to do the best possible job with the tools at hand.

  I see you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your thoughts on this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think anybody turns their phones on thinking “I wonder what halfbaked AI generated video i can watch now?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shenmue III Enhanced announced for PS5, Xbox Series, Nintendo, and PC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Im scared of playing it. 1 and 2 were incredible and then 3 just had way too much time before it came out. Nothing it could realistically be would match the hopes and expectations I’ll have attached to it.

  I might give this a try if it appears on gamepass or supercheap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So real. So very very very fucking real. Mine just turned 2 and has only just started sleeping properly. Most nights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Americans Fly Economy, They're Actually Paying for Someone Else to Fly Private⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Theyee probably right. We’d need to work out how much money their tickets are vs how much space they take up and compare that ratio to economy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches youtube⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its the same reason I hate “reality shows”. Give me reality or give me fiction. Dont try pretending its real when its not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Secures Peace Deal Where Putin Gets Ukraine During The Week While Zelenskyy Gets Weekends And Two Weeks In The Summer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Take me back to laughing at The Day Today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could go for this right now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dont we all just want to read books yearn for the mines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🇬🇧UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’ALL READY FOR TRUMPLITE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Debatable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This kettle switches off automatically when it reaches the desired temperature.

  Marketers : Is this AI?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ive been called a homophonic idiot for saying this, but people who truly believe its a choice surely must be repressed bisexuals.

  Im completely hetero, I know its not a choice because I don’t have the choice to go gay. I would have done really well as a gay too, ive had so many more men hitting on me than women. If I was bisexual, I would have the option to “go gay”, and would have been able to make that choice.