A four inch hole has a surface area of 12.57 square inches and one seven inches across has a surface area of 38.48 square inches and this means you can three of them pass through your ass at the same time without risking damage to your sphincter.
Two full raccoons y'all
Submitted 1 month ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Too much time determining if you could. Not enough time asking if you should.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Came here for the math.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah but I’m sure prep time and speed is a factor.
If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it’s definitely gonna cause some damage
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
I’m sure three or four raccoons could sprint out of my ass no problem but it’s not exactly a normal one.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Almost two racoons so far
cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s gotta be circumference cause ain’t no way that diameter is correct.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can’t be. That’d be a diameter of only 2.228 inches. That’s half a raccoon. Way too small.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Cherish your innocent eyes, the internet can be a nasty place.
phar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is actually a legitimate anatomy question, so here’s the straightforward answer.
The anal canal is quite elastic thanks to its muscular sphincters and surrounding tissue. In terms of practical limits:
Resting vs. maximum opening. At rest, the anus is essentially closed. The two sphincters (internal and external) can voluntarily and involuntarily relax, and the tissue can dilate considerably. During normal defecation, the diameter passing comfortably is typically around 2–3 cm. With gradual, deliberate stretching and lubrication, significantly larger diameters are possible without injury — which is why certain medical procedures work the way they do.
Medical context gives us good benchmarks. Anal exams routinely accommodate an adult finger (~2 cm), and colonoscopes are roughly 1.3 cm in diameter. In surgical and emergency settings, the anus can dilate to accept much larger objects — which is also why accidental foreign-body retention happens, something ER departments deal with regularly.
Practical and safety considerations:
- The internal sphincter is not under voluntary control; forcing things past resistance before it relaxes is what causes tears (fissures), which are painful and slow to heal
- Gradual, patient dilation with lubrication lets the muscles relax naturally
- Anything rigid or sharp poses real perforation risk to the rectum, which has thin walls and a curved anatomy
- Over-aggressive stretching can, in extreme cases, contribute to sphincter weakness or incontinence over time
The rectum itself is angled and connected to the sigmoid colon, so “how far” lengthwise is limited by that curve — objects pushed past it tend to lodge or cause damage, which is why ER retrieval is sometimes needed.
If you have a specific context in mind (medical, curiosity, or practical safety), I can go into more detail on that angle.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why are you just posting AI generated output
phar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To see what it might actually say about anal stretching and posting it so anyone who was curious doesn’t have to go do it themselves? For science
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This one rectums.
sartalon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hardly know 'em!
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Lol, “in surgical emergency settings”… and your mom’s bedroom. Well, lots of places really. Humans have anal Sex in a lot of settings.
So, like, posting an AI answer that clearly ignores part of the relevant real life data seems even worse to me than posting one that is nominally correct. Did you even read this yourself?
phar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t tell if you’re trying to goad me or if you’re an actual idiot. I guess either way kudos for the shitposting
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Why, thank you for the raccoon stuffing safety tips!
Off I go to find a raccoon.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Almost
This is where people get into trouble.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They also forget to take into account not every raccoon gets along with every other raccoon. Ever had two raccoons fighting each other whole stuck side by side in your anus?! Not a great time
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t define what is or isn’t a great time for me thank you
Leather@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Raccoons with boxing gloves.
DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Anything but the metric system.
FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
7 in - 17.5cm
4in - 10cm
Approx
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
Tiral@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
They can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 month ago
If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I guarantee that you can sell that hole.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
No raccoons required.
ILikeStupidMemes@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sly cooper in my pooper
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
#anythingbutmetric
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
racooneter?
metercoon?
I don’t feel comfortable using wither of those words.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I have to know what they define as “taking damage” because there’s possibility for tearing even with a fraction of that size.
gastroglizzy@piefed.social 1 month ago
Small numbers begin appearing out of thin air. A red bar drains slowly.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Almost as unsettling as having 37 open tabs. Like, I’ve been there before, and it’s never turned out well 😆
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My tabs counter usually just makes this face :o
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Mine’s constantly showing ∞.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
My tab counter addon has no issues displaying numbers like 194
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
You mean 438 open tabs?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The key to doing this is to put the raccoons in serially. You just can’t put them in at the same time.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
*without training
iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
with the power of god and anime on my side I could easily fit two racoon’s up my ass.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.
Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
17.8cm…
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
GrantUsEyes@piefed.zip 1 month ago
"There was talk of gerbils,"
Iykyk
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
A-COCKAROOOOO!
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
37 tabs? They must have researched this thoroughly.
killea@lemmy.world 1 month ago
On the way through the parking lot?
phar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey! Get back here!
myyass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Perfect post for my user name.
q@piefed.social 1 month ago
Do I have to put them in like batteries with one head first and one tail first. Then realize it doesn’t work and take them out and reverse it?
Ghosts_Are_Real@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Is this with our without lube?
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Thanks Gork
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I always thought you can stretch to 12 inches, and the raccoon can squees into 6?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Unrelated question. Can you fit two racoons into a mason jar?
NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
HOW MANY P I C K L E S
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gherkins, or dill.
Don’t get me started on coconuts.
arotrios@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“I’m in.”
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msage@programming.dev 1 month ago
It has just the most adorable face