Viking_Hippie
@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 2 hours ago:
Community colleges = anus logo
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 2 hours ago:
Of course! Roman eagles be hungy 😄
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 3 hours ago:
Nope. Other than all having a bird, they don’t have anything in common. The designs are wildly different, the first two aren’t holding weapons but rather representations of the sun, and I’m not sure WHAT the Roman one is holding, but it doesn’t look like any recognizable weapon.
Not to mention that the regimes referenced were wildly different in most ways and rivals where overlap happened. This is “the Illuminati controls everything” level bullshit.
My nuts are nice and responsive btw, thank you very much 😄
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 4 hours ago:
TIL that empire = eagle logo
- Comment on You can tell my parents really loved me 2 days ago:
Because they had their official status as badass Mexicans revoked in the intervening time.
Not because of the kid, just some light insurance fraud 🤷
- Comment on Shower thoughts 3 days ago:
Holy unnecessary NSFW tag, Batman!
The only case in which TEXT isn’t safe for work is if your boss us reading it off the screen, in which case being on Lemmy at all would probably get you in trouble.
Unless that text gets you so damn horny that you can’t contain yourself and start lustily grunting like a gorilla or screeching like a baboon or otherwise reveal your arousal so that your boss and/or coworkers notice.
If the words “coochie juice” is enough to elicit such a reaction from you, a missing NSFW tag is the LEAST of your problems.
- Comment on Shower thoughts 3 days ago:
Start a business, somehow?
- Comment on Basic courtesy 3 days ago:
you cancel all that goodwill out when you give the cashier The Look
What, you DON’T tip cashiers by handing out late 80s hit singles? Weird…
- Comment on Leonardo DiCaprio To Star In 'Devil In White City' For Martin Scorsese 3 days ago:
Scorsese casting DiCaprio in a movie?? Surely not!
- Comment on What’s gone wrong with James Bond? No star, no script, no plan 3 days ago:
- Comment on The IT Crowd: Jen has been transported 4 days ago:
😘👌
- Comment on Career day 1 week ago:
Alternative subtitle: “helping your child understand the inequities of domestic servitude "
- Comment on Career day 1 week ago:
she actually believes she’s doing it right, she’s just too British.
A tale as old as time
- Comment on Yeah, tunafan9000?? 1 week ago:
Required to, even.
- Comment on The Periodic Table according to astronomers 1 week ago:
it can potentially go on to “burn” things that you would normally consider already burnt to hell and gone, and a practical consequence of that is that it’ll start roaring reactions with things like bricks and asbestos tile.
Yeah, that’s a big fat nope from me 😬
- Comment on The Periodic Table according to astronomers 1 week ago:
Fluorine fires have entered the chat.
Oh shit, someone call the fluorine fire department to save the chat!
- Comment on I *need* to learn how seahorses mate at 3am 1 week ago:
The same way they mate at 2am: vigorously
They get tired by 4am, though.
- Comment on Wake up, people 1 week ago:
I think mine might.*
I have it set to play music, but if I let it go on for too long, it reverts to a super annoying tonal alarm out of pique. Most mornings I have an hour or two before that happens, but apparently it’s less patient sometimes and it’ll do it much earlier…
*I don’t LITERALLY think so
- Comment on The USA was always broken 1 week ago:
That’s why to this day, all the imperialism comes from the South!
- Comment on The Oligarchs Who Came to Regret Supporting Hitler | They helped him in pursuit of profit. Many ended up in concentration camps. 1 week ago:
You shouldn’t pay too much attention to Ilovethebomb. They have nothing but low quality bait and garbage takes in my experience 🤷
- Comment on I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand 1 week ago:
phablets
Is what Pharrell calls his daily meds
- Comment on Czechs welcome 1 week ago:
Same. They probably got some complaints and/or smartass remarks to necessitate it 😁
- Comment on Aerodynamic Improvements 1 week ago:
The metro transit authority ISN’T the deep state?! 😮
- Comment on Aerodynamic Improvements 1 week ago:
If it’s a legitimate Noreaster, the New York deep state has a way of shutting the whole thing down.
- Comment on Aerodynamic Improvements 1 week ago:
Those aren’t real
- Comment on uninvited 2 weeks ago:
Wanted to see if it was pre-plugs? 🤷
- Comment on Ah shit here we go again. 2 weeks ago:
Posting this on the 6th is very relatable to me 😁
- Comment on The more you know! 2 weeks ago:
Running a Bethesda game
- Comment on No good excuse to still be on Xitter 2 weeks ago:
A few of them will, but we don’t talk about those…
- Comment on At least Biff wasn't allowed to appoint Supreme Court justices 3 weeks ago:
Might not be the darkest timeline, but it’s DEFINITELY the most bizarre one. Plenty dark too, though 😮💨
