Viking_Hippie
@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on hows keto working out for you 4 hours ago:
That’s right, they’re Marines.
- Comment on darkness 13 hours ago:
Big Wednesday Addams vibes 😁
- Comment on The scientific method or something idk 13 hours ago:
Yup, all 24 hours of it.
- Comment on TIL: Employers in the USA Have Stolen Over $50 Trillion From Workers Since 1975 1 day ago:
- Comment on TIL: Employers in the USA Have Stolen Over $50 Trillion From Workers Since 1975 1 day ago:
You’re right, it IS a great reaction meme template!
- Comment on Just an FYI 1 day ago:
The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷
- Comment on TIL: Employers in the USA Have Stolen Over $50 Trillion From Workers Since 1975 1 day ago:
That photographer captured Bezos’ true (lack of) soul!
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 1 day ago:
Well, hyperintelligent by the standards of daffodils, maybe 🤷
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 1 day ago:
You sure? Might be a hyperintelligent plant with delusions of animalism 🤷
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 1 day ago:
she explained she had a meltdown at how wildly dangerous that situation was and she had no idea
I probably would too in that situation, followed by immense relief that I survived it lol
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 1 day ago:
Animals are just like us in that respect!
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- Comment on Frog........right..... 2 days ago:
And certain types of bobcat!
- Comment on last chance to look at me hector 2 days ago:
Ninja Turtles 5: Ninjing With a Vengeance
- Comment on ... huh... 2 days ago:
ruined
That’s a weird way to spell “fun” 🤔
- Comment on ... huh... 2 days ago:
I am Cornholio!
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Or maybe they’re just exaggerating for comedic effect. Stranger things have been known to happen.
- Comment on Anon is a comedian 4 days ago:
As a thing that exists, I can confirm that there are indeed persons.
- Comment on Anon is a comedian 4 days ago:
It’s something, alright.
- Comment on Sorry, guys, it's just not happening 5 days ago:
Why not save some time and combine the two?
- Comment on Sorry, guys, it's just not happening 5 days ago:
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)
- Comment on Turtle Songs 5 days ago:
Request denied. Scooter suck big floppy donkey dick and that’s just a fact. 🤷
- Comment on At 1% 5 days ago:
wall outlet › USB-A › Micro USB › USB-C › THC
You convert electricity into tetrahydrocannabinol, the principal psychoactive constituent of cannabis?
Neat!
- Comment on Turtle Songs 5 days ago:
About three fiddy
- Comment on Turtle Songs 6 days ago:
By far one of their worst songs IMO
That’s really not saying much, though.
“Queen’s worst song” is kinda like “Maersk’s smallest container ship”, “Trump’s best fitting suit”, or “Scooter’s best song” 😉
- Comment on I can't believe I just spent time making this. 6 days ago:
There’s such double standards when it comes to pets!
If a dog shits outside, it gets praise.
If I shit outside, I’m told that I’m no longer on the company softball team.When a cat or dog snores, everyone (including me) thinks it’s adorable.
When I snore, people start yelling and telling me that I’ve failed my driving test again. - Comment on Update 6 days ago:
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 1 week ago:
if I were a crooked President, I’d have extorted $50 billion form the Saudis on Inauguration Day 2016
It’s not as much or as fast, but he HAS enriched himself by several billion dollars. In fact, the majority of his wealth is now in meme coins specifically created to skirt campaign finance rules.
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 1 week ago:
Yeah, that’s almost certainly a significant to decisive part of the reason why the US bid was accepted over the other applications: the bribes and the president basically being the American Infantino.
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 1 week ago:
Or Uganda. Or if you’re REALLY unlucky, Mississippi.