Viking_Hippie
@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on We'd all be a lot happier if we understood this core truth 2 days ago:
Solution: next time you go outside, keep the top of your head at ground level at all times so it’s further from the sun.
- Comment on We'd all be a lot happier if we understood this core truth 2 days ago:
Ok, I’ll imbibe the liquid, but the sun is out where the PEOPLE are!
- Comment on There's no wrong way to stroke it 2 days ago:
Claims like that and the actions following from them is why I’m currently in litigation with the Dunkin’ franchise of Tightsqueeze, Virginia.
It doesn’t help that they also insist that “mole blood is basically coffee”…
- Comment on Helpful guide 3 days ago:
Sounds like your Gen X friends are lying about their age 😉
- Comment on Helpful guide 3 days ago:
Speaking as an elder millennial who knows many other millennials who in turn know a lot more millennials, I have no idea where you got “most of us”.
You’re doing exactly what you’re accusing OP of, except you’re wrong and they’re not.
- Comment on Don't kink shame Oklahoma City. 4 days ago:
Sorry, it tends to do that when I get excited…
- Comment on More like a bacterial infection imo 5 days ago:
Not to mention that the Irish people had to sell all of their produce for very little money to their English landlords, who would then graciously offer to sell it back for a lot more than any Irish farmer could afford.
And just in case you ask “why not cut out the middleman and survive penniless on your own produce?”, remember how I said that the English were also their landlords?
Turns out that landlords were even MORE happy to throw poor people out for being unable to pay than they are nowadays and being homeless in mid 1800s Ireland wasn’t very survivable.
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 6 days ago:
“Timmy want a lootbox?”
- Comment on Good job 1 week ago:
Mmm translucent ass… Homer Simpson drooling noise
- Comment on originality 1 week ago:
Dammit, beat me by 5 minutes! I tip my hat to you, good sir/madam/other 👌🎩
- Comment on originality 1 week ago:
Oops! I really should be 💯 on it by now since it’s been one of favorite facts for several years 😄
Anyways, thanks for the correction, I’ll go ahead and edit it 😁
- Comment on originality 1 week ago:
Lunar’s the loony, I’M the hippie!
Would you say that she’s the very model of a modern Major General, or would that be going too far?
- Comment on originality 1 week ago:
Ursa Major means "the great bear“, though. Being named after something that’s named bear counts in my book as well as those of all but the worst pedants.
The absence of bears in Antarctica is a coincidence.
That’s what the secretly hyper-intelligent penguins who scared away the polar bears WANT you to think!
- Comment on originality 1 week ago:
See also: Eurasian Brown Bear (Ursus arctos arctos)
Ursus is Greek for bear and arctos is Latin for…bear.
It’s the bear bear bear!
Bonus fun fact: Arctic means “the place with bears” and Antarctic means “the place without bears”
- Comment on Mammal 1 week ago:
It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔
- Comment on Mammal 1 week ago:
That’s literally its raison d’être, though, so you can’t really blame it any more than you can blame a mountain for being tall 🤷
- Comment on Mammal 1 week ago:
Nah, pretty sure that seeds come from good pirates 🤷
- Comment on Mammal 1 week ago:
Former member of Atomic Kitten and Sugababes Heidi Range!
- Comment on straight sluggin 1 week ago:
- Comment on Pull to enter, you say? 1 week ago:
The button not working
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- Comment on How do you do, fellow kids? 2 weeks ago:
But you can call him The Fediverse Dude
- Comment on Shed Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
🎵 I’m in love with this shed, aren’t you? 🎵
- Comment on Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States 2 weeks ago:
Sorta like this?
- Comment on Living a lie 2 weeks ago:
Ok, this is one case where the reaction at the end actually improves it significantly!
I can vividly picture Dekubunny saying exactly that as they stare at their phone 😂
- Comment on Time sure flies. I remember pausing my N64 to watch the news coverage. 2 weeks ago:
I was so shocked that I accidentally refused Eddie Quicksilver’s demand for a 30 foot inflatable hamster and he quit the band!
- Comment on (゜O゜; 2 weeks ago:
Fisheus
- Comment on I feel attacked 2 weeks ago:
True 😁
- Comment on I feel attacked 2 weeks ago:
My closest one would be running. I started doing 5 minutes a day on an old exercise bike where the computer and thus the resistance motor didn’t work in september, gradually adding more time as I got into better shape.
It was when I got a new one that actually works in mid January that I REALLY got going, though, and I’ve put in 90 hours for a total of 3813 km (2369 miles) since then.
For context, that’s more than the straight line distance between Washington DC and Los Angeles or almost the distance between London, England and Gao, Mali.
As far as mid life crises go, that along with eating a lot better ain’t so bad 😁
