Viking_Hippie
@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Anon is a comedian 2 hours ago:
It’s something, alright.
- Comment on Sorry, guys, it's just not happening 21 hours ago:
Why not save some time and combine the two?
- Comment on Sorry, guys, it's just not happening 21 hours ago:
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)
- Comment on Turtle Songs 1 day ago:
Request denied. Scooter suck big floppy donkey dick and that’s just a fact. 🤷
- Comment on At 1% 1 day ago:
wall outlet › USB-A › Micro USB › USB-C › THC
You convert electricity into tetrahydrocannabinol, the principal psychoactive constituent of cannabis?
Neat!
- Comment on Turtle Songs 1 day ago:
About three fiddy
- Comment on Turtle Songs 1 day ago:
By far one of their worst songs IMO
That’s really not saying much, though.
“Queen’s worst song” is kinda like “Maersk’s smallest container ship”, “Trump’s best fitting suit”, or “Scooter’s best song” 😉
- Comment on I can't believe I just spent time making this. 1 day ago:
There’s such double standards when it comes to pets!
If a dog shits outside, it gets praise.
If I shit outside, I’m told that I’m no longer on the company softball team.When a cat or dog snores, everyone (including me) thinks it’s adorable.
When I snore, people start yelling and telling me that I’ve failed my driving test again. - Comment on Update 2 days ago:
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 2 days ago:
if I were a crooked President, I’d have extorted $50 billion form the Saudis on Inauguration Day 2016
It’s not as much or as fast, but he HAS enriched himself by several billion dollars. In fact, the majority of his wealth is now in meme coins specifically created to skirt campaign finance rules.
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 2 days ago:
Yeah, that’s almost certainly a significant to decisive part of the reason why the US bid was accepted over the other applications: the bribes and the president basically being the American Infantino.
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 2 days ago:
Or Uganda. Or if you’re REALLY unlucky, Mississippi.
- Comment on soda 2 days ago:
Improved version:
- Comment on 2 days ago:
The only solution is to move to Marseille and start a patisserie.
It’s the only way you’re ever going to be able to use any electronic devices again.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
I think it’s in etc 🤷
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Yeah, the first mistake everyone makes when camping is deciding to go camping.
- Comment on 💩. 2 days ago:
Your MOM’S AI generated.
- Comment on 💩. 2 days ago:
Used to be a 6 or 7, 5 at my best days. Then I stopped drinking and improved my diet and now it’s all 3s and 4s, baby! 💪😎
- Comment on 💩. 2 days ago:
Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being “none” in both cases.
- Comment on Everyday and every way I keep getting better and better 2 days ago:
Because BJ Nomnom spends all of his time and money on bjs and nomnom.
- Comment on And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons 3 days ago:
Unless you work for DOGE, that is. Then you can just delete entire departments and be praised for it.
- Comment on Asking for a chocaholic friend 4 days ago:
Splendid!
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your fourth idea for a group costume 5 days ago:
“Hundreds of killer rabbits” is some s tier link text 😄
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your fourth idea for a group costume 5 days ago:
- Comment on Asking for a chocaholic friend 5 days ago:
Speaking of solids, how’s your poop?
- Comment on Asking for a chocaholic friend 5 days ago:
See also: spending said wealth on public education.
- Comment on Asking for a chocaholic friend 5 days ago:
Affirmative.
- Comment on Asking for a chocaholic friend 5 days ago:
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- Comment on moist rodent 6 days ago:
Yeah, there’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. That line is several hundred potential dildos before the Mace of Molag Bal from Skyrim 😁
