Viking_Hippie
@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Excellent rant 33 minutes ago:
they literally mate with a bunch of males, save their sperm separately in packets and then pick the ‘best’ to optimize the genetic quality
Sounds like they’ve perfected the process and us humans could learn a thing or two from them 😄
- Comment on Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens. 5 hours ago:
Nice Shaun of the Dead reference 😄👌🏼
- Comment on Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens. 5 hours ago:
They kan be pretty nasti
- Comment on Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens. 5 hours ago:
knock down a full-grown adult and cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones
Bolded the important parts.
Falling over for any reason can cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones, regardless of the instigating factor.
An adult weighing three times as much of a goose doesn’t fall over because the goose is strong. They fall over because of being startled into losing their balance, which is a feat a sparrow or a mouse could also accomplish.
- Comment on Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens. 5 hours ago:
Those fuckers can break a human leg bone or arm bone with their wing
That’s an urban myth about swans.
In reality, the bones of both swans and geese are hollow like straw and about as likely to break human bones.
- Comment on Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens. 5 hours ago:
- Comment on Mama didn't raise no quitter 2 days ago:
Luckily, tasty nonalcoholic beer now exists, so I’ll toast to that! 🍻
- Comment on someone call 911 2 days ago:
Reads pretty similarly to advice for when you’ve gotten too close to a bear 😄
- Comment on Mama didn't raise no quitter 2 days ago:
By that metric, I had to stop drinking because I was way too fucking cool all the time 😄
Coming up on 9 years in roughly a month and a half 🥳
- Comment on Weekend plans 2 days ago:
Same procedure as EVERY
yearweek, James - Comment on Hehe 2 days ago:
Depending on how loosely you define “box shaped”, arguably almost ALL carriers would fit the bill 🤷🏻
Teasing aside, maybe this will do?
- Comment on Hehe 2 days ago:
Emily when I need her to get in the carrier box: bottom pic
Emily at random times where I don’t: top pic.
Emily at all times when wicker basket:
- Comment on big thing funny 3 days ago:
Plot twist: you’re a barnacle
- Comment on Remember to seal the envelope 5 days ago:
Is that including shipping to Sweden?
- Comment on That's Valentine's day sorted, then! 6 days ago:
C’mon! Just ONE festering wound replica treat!
- Comment on Always bring an Emma 6 days ago:
Yes, but it gets snippy about the 1970s
- Comment on That's Valentine's day sorted, then! 6 days ago:
First, you need to loudly declare your intention to do so, as you would a bankruptcy
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- Comment on That's Valentine's day sorted, then! 6 days ago:
Crossposted 😁
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- Comment on Now with Limón! 6 days ago:
@remindme@mstdn.social 3 months
- Comment on Chef 1 week ago:
From the Questionable Content merch store:
- Comment on Yep 1 week ago:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
- Comment on revolutionary 1 week ago:
Finding Apple in your load?
- Comment on YouTube won't let me search for music by musician unless I remove the word "naked" from her name 1 week ago:
If you search “springbok girls”, you get about 50/50 results of them and the South Africa women’s national rugby team 😄
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- Comment on I need an adult 1 week ago:
red peppers exist.
Big if true
- Comment on I need an adult 1 week ago:
For example, the pineapple was named by a British explorer bereft of any understanding of the fruit
GORGEOUS piece of polite savaging right there! 😂
- Comment on We've All Been Here 1 week ago:
No idea why the Voyager built in translation tool thought I’d prefer my answer in Spanish, but de nada, I guess 😄 🤷🏻
