ThatWeirdGuy1001
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm completely serious in all my posts and comments 6 days ago:
This reminds me of a rebuttal to a joke I’ve heard a lot of women make.
Child - “Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?”
Mom - “I just wanted a back rub”
Dad - “All I wanted was a blowjob”
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 2 weeks ago:
A little ironic considering
- Comment on Funny Insults 2 weeks ago:
Never said it was consensual
- Comment on Anon misses flash 3 weeks ago:
I honestly miss those flash games. Like I’d spend hours upon hours scrolling through websites like bored.com playing all kinds of games. I could play any game in any genre and have a great time.
I miss those times. Maybe I miss them because they remind me of my youth but they were amazing either way.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Okay but like I like blowjobs and it makes me not want to go down on a girl if she won’t reciprocate. I deal with it because I like eating pussy but it’s definitely on my mind when it’s my turn and she doesn’t want to reciprocate.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
The fact that infants dying is the highest by far just shows how cruel nature is without modern medicine and birthing practices
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
I think it’s like ruptured organs like an appendix bursting or something like that
- Comment on Kyle's ultimate weapon. 3 weeks ago:
It smells like regret and sadness
- Comment on Kyle's ultimate weapon. 3 weeks ago:
It’s a special American variant 😉
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- Comment on 💀🌈🙏🌈💀 5 weeks ago:
Yeah this is what I’ve always thought.
I believe I’m straight but if a guy presented feminine enough I’d be attracted to them. Only problem is I don’t like penises but if you can hide it I’m all in
- Comment on Tune a fish 1 month ago:
I’ve never heard an American call it tuna fish. I’ve only ever heard Bri*ish people call it that.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Is that better than senpai?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
- Comment on Every job that I was ever trained to do and every job when I trained others was like this 1 month ago:
I’m currently dealing with the opposite and it’d actually quite frustrating.
One of the products we sell are chicken wraps and my trainer acts like if I don’t assemble the wrap the exact same way in the exact same order every time the world will end.
- Comment on Sometimes being tight is not a good thing 1 month ago:
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
- Comment on I’m outta my depth 2 months ago:
But she had a weird laugh
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 2 months ago:
You can clean cooking pans and pots by heating them up and then pouring water on them. As the water boils it pulls all the stuck particles off with little to no scrubbing.
You can also make a nice sauce if you use wine or some kind of stock.
- Comment on Lawks 2 months ago:
Except commenting on a platform like Lemmy doesn’t do anything for the post. Only upvoting does. So self censorship is completely pointless and just straight up fucking dumb.
- Comment on Lawks 2 months ago:
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 2 months ago:
I don’t have any statistical data or anything but in my experience of watching porn (which admittedly is way too high) there’s an obscene amount of those two categories.
It’s anecdotal evidence I’ll admit but it’s very prevalent in the porn industry.
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 2 months ago:
Have you seen a porn site home page? You’ll see some pretty messed up shit right off the rip.
On top of that two of the most popular porn genres are cheating and rape.
And don’t even get me started on animated porn. That’s a whole different beast with horrors you can barely imagine.
- Comment on The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle 2 months ago:
Commenting doesn’t bump the post up the feed. Only upvoting does.
- Comment on conditional soap 2 months ago:
I wanna see a girl use guy shampoo and tell us if it works better
- Comment on The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle 2 months ago:
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
- Comment on Is ice heavier than water? 2 months ago:
I blame the fact I just woke up for not thinking about the difference in density 😅 I was just filling up my water bottle with ice cubes and thought about how ice expands and my brain went “bigger must mean heavier”
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 40 comments
- Comment on I love science 2 months ago:
What a beautifully fitting name for it
- Comment on I love science 2 months ago:
Math is the language of the universe. Unfortunately I’m dyslexic.
I can understand complicated molecular interactions but throw numbers in my face and I’m the dumbest person in the room.
- Comment on I'm there! 2 months ago:
Honestly we need more adult only recreational areas in general.
As a grown ass man I’d love to play on a playground or at an arcade without other parents looking at me like I’m shopping for a kid to steal
