ThatWeirdGuy1001

@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two Epic Games directors step down after US Department of Justice investigate games companies under antitrust laws⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see how that’s not considered admission of guilt like a suspect fleeing the state/country is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Premlak!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Premlak!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why else do you think the dispensers scream so loud?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Premlak!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Premlak!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And in your dryness he finds comfort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Premlak!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Premlak!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And in the dryness find peace.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I committed the classic blunder: opening the front page of reddit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, every time I open the app it constantly shows a notification saying my account has been permanently banned. I can’t look at my profile or any settings but can still view any sub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Then what happened?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Believe it or not the average person doesn’t like the idea of spending the rest of their lives in prison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I committed the classic blunder: opening the front page of reddit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact. Even if your account is permanently deleted you can still view everything on reddit.

  I know this because I pretty much use reddit just for porn anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ewww⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ewww⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah that’s why you wash things.

  Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to retain your sanity while married⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but then you still have to paint it again because she doesn’t like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they were meaning they cut out the ass grab but left in the cock straddling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eastern EU

  Yeah that would be why. I live in the states.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My town has 3 subways and they’re all terrible anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is a shitpost but I’ll never pass an opportunity to shit on subway.

  It’s the shit quality ingredients and how they keep changing everything.

  I use to eat subway all the time. Then they changed the only fuckin sauce I ever got, then removed it completely. I was fine with other sauces but then they started fucking with them too. This along with the ever increasing drop in overall quality of ingredients I can’t even eat half a 6" without feeling sick.

  Signed - Someone who used to fucking love subway ranting about how it’s been completely ruined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My guy Americans don’t even call countries by there proper names they sure as hell don’t call foods by the proper name

  (Never knew it had a different name but thanks I love learning new things)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you have 2!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Heh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  CocoNUT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The beatings will continue until morale improves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. Avocados for all whether they need then or not. Good day sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s funny because I’ve always said “Avocado? How bout I avocadon’t.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The ones I am forced to deal with at work are pathetic compared to this. Just a soggy mushy mess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those damn millennials and their toast. If only they’d just eat the avocados by themselves everything would be fine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The avocados will continue until morale improves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Too late! No backsies!