Anon is strong

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• DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s one way to pick up ladies

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A real pickup autist

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    • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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    • M137@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn that’s good!

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is the most romantic and sexy thing that can happen to a woman

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  • tmyakal@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Tbf, if she’s really mirroring OP’s attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that’s on her

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    … I’ve known autistic women who would massively unironically agree with that, and others for whom it would be nearly the worst thing that could possibly ever happen.

    Either way… unintentional power move by way of autism.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not being ironic, women love that stuff. I don’t mind it myself.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?

    By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      King Kong

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Impossible: write a green text without making it about a ‘girl’

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The last one i read was about anon getting raped by his sisters fiancee

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    • colderr@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Now that’s the sort of creative greentext I like!

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  • Dearth@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One of my favorites is a dnd character backstory of a tough guy with a stuffed tarasque

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• cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fake: Anon does not go outside
  Gay: Anon did not pick up a girl, but had hot gay sex instead.

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• Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.

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  • Gawdl3y@pawb.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve always heard it referred to as “treestumping”.

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    • Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Never heard that one before. Why tree stumping?

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    An impasse

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    • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A true ope moment

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It was for the best.

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• BlonksClown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A real lore enthusiast would know that should be choccy milk?

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