This is the most romantic and sexy thing that can happen to a woman
Anon is strong
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tmyakal@infosec.pub 1 month ago
It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Tbf, if she’s really mirroring OP’s attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that’s on her
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
… I’ve known autistic women who would massively unironically agree with that, and others for whom it would be nearly the worst thing that could possibly ever happen.
Either way… unintentional power move by way of autism.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not being ironic, women love that stuff. I don’t mind it myself.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?
By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Impossible: write a green text without making it about a ‘girl’
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
The last one i read was about anon getting raped by his sisters fiancee
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Now that’s the sort of creative greentext I like!
colderr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What
Dearth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One of my favorites is a dnd character backstory of a tough guy with a stuffed tarasque
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 month ago
Fake: Anon does not go outside
Gay: Anon did not pick up a girl, but had hot gay sex instead.Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.
Gawdl3y@pawb.social 1 month ago
I’ve always heard it referred to as “treestumping”.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Never heard that one before. Why tree stumping?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
It was for the best.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s one way to pick up ladies
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A real pickup autist
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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M137@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Damn that’s good!