This is the most romantic and sexy thing that can happen to a woman
Anon is strong
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tmyakal@infosec.pub 2 months ago
It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Tbf, if she’s really mirroring OP’s attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that’s on her
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
… I’ve known autistic women who would massively unironically agree with that, and others for whom it would be nearly the worst thing that could possibly ever happen.
Either way… unintentional power move by way of autism.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not being ironic, women love that stuff. I don’t mind it myself.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?
By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Impossible: write a green text without making it about a ‘girl’
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The last one i read was about anon getting raped by his sisters fiancee
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Now that’s the sort of creative greentext I like!
colderr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What
Dearth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One of my favorites is a dnd character backstory of a tough guy with a stuffed tarasque
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 months ago
Fake: Anon does not go outside
Gay: Anon did not pick up a girl, but had hot gay sex instead.Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.
Gawdl3y@pawb.social 2 months ago
I’ve always heard it referred to as “treestumping”.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Never heard that one before. Why tree stumping?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
It was for the best.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s one way to pick up ladies
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A real pickup autist
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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M137@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Damn that’s good!