popekingjoe

@popekingjoe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important Announcement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some might call it a moral imperative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I detect no errors of logic here⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the bar is in hell and we’re limbo dancing with Satan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man this one is just way too real. A former boss of mine even gave it a name: “The Joe Sigh”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Steve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These are my kinda birbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice slipping on ice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would hit to the Benny hill theme song.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a great idea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s one bird in their head that’s half alive just bouncing around like the DVD logo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who has passed about a dozen over my lifetime… I wish you may never have to go through it. I’d rather have the catheters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful when choosing your profession⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. Yeah this tracks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon catches a glimpse of his own mortality⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do that.

  Don’t give me hope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A belated Christmas gift to R6 Siege!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chaotic good hackers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or vans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On dasher!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm close enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is perfectly reasonable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My friends and me with magic the gathering

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Jolly Rancher Watermelon is pretty good too. Hawaiian Punch red as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for a better future for ur children⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank the gods for that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't compasses have just two Cardinal directions (North, East, -North, -East)?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  East and weast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yep, that one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always said he’s the most closeted gay man on the planet. I’ve never seen a man as insecure as he is about his masculinity.

  Not that I think that gay men are less masculine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes me think of the George Carlin joke “Ya ever notice how all the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place?! Funny how that works out.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bondi's Latest Press Briefing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet Bubba knows. Someone get Bill on the phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, hey, in my defense, I was unaware of the horse possibility when I made this comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mostly do agree with that sentiment, but I do reserve a little bit of “this could have happened” because of a few different events:

  1. A jokey one: the way he dances. Looking like he’s haphazardly jerking two guys off.
  2. A more serious reason: all the absolute batshit insane, entirely unnormal things surrounding this administration.
  3. A very odd reason: Trump starting a campaign speech talking about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
  4. A reason I don’t know how exactly to categorize: His extreme adoration for strong, dictatorial men.

  For now, I’ll reserve judgement and continue to enjoy the memes and jokes at his expense. They do be amusing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have all done THIS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every single day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some emails were recently released from the Epstein files that seem to suggest that Donald may have sucked Bill Clinton’s dick.

  I honestly don’t know what to think about it, but the memes have been pretty fire imo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy fuck this one made me laugh out loud fr.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump's Big Beautiful Bill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a creepy old white dude, last I checked.