popekingjoe

@popekingjoe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outsourcing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn he played that so straight. I’m really good at saying silly shit with a straight face but I don’t think I could’ve gotten through that without cracking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you truly believe that this is a human being?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I love this video so much. I’ve watched it like thirty times and I giggle at the lost look at the crowd he does. It’s so good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheers bros. Here’s hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨better than most I know in Florida⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife’s a tard. She’s a pilot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a heart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a George Carlin idea. He once proposed walling off four US states, turn them into giant prisons, and drop all the criminals with no hope of rehabilitation, pump them full of all the illicit drugs seized by the CIA and other organizations, and let them fuck and fight until they drop, and then whoever’s left?

  Shoot them in the fuckin’ head!

  Put it all on pay-per-view and you got yourself a giant money-printing event.

  It was an extremely over-the-top silly idea, but I think we can draw some inspiration from it for this, in spite of its inhumanity, y’know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey I’d crowdfund that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only some of our tax money went to firefighting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Best we can do is arresting people actively helping those few who are firefighting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too many dudes doing slam dunks on fire. I’m more of a log jam kinda guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the confusion tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fond of the idea of splitting one of the questions into two parts like “38.A” and “38.B”, and listing them as separate questions so that there are 69, but the numbering stops at 68, and then count the split question as one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the confusion tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone with more discipline than I have, that’s for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the confusion tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so desensitized to them that I didn’t even notice until you pointed it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the confusion tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I had to guess, the test has 59 questions.

• I can see the confusion tbhlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like the best thing tbh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's getting real⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maaaaan I hate when I find out news through memes. Fucking hell. Moron-in-chief for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow… Only in America…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey it’s a twofer!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I think that’s a perfectly appropriate time. Any time before noon on a weekend is just too early man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ha, ha, ha, ha, uh huh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  City’s breaking down on a camel’s back They just have to go, 'cause they don’t know wack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reads like a real world Karen complaint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We need him now more than ever. He’d happily carry our disdain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a welcoming community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *pregangante

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst spy ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel attacked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devinetly organic...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No that’s the ouroboros. You’re thinking of a grouping of cells in the body that specialize in a specific function.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gladly :3⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You smell incredible and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL about dating⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I need a raincoat, but otherwise right on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter from the POTUS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The cover is too deep for him. We all saw how he held that bible for the photo op years ago. He prolly wasn’t even aware that he was holding a book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jared⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re a much better Jared than that other guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’know I hadn’t considered this pov.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works for anything⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if I’m allergic?