First of all, rude

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  WHERE. is the shitpost?!

  We seriousposting in shitpost now. Wait does that make it auto-shitpost?

  OP where is the shit in ur post huh

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We’re the shitpost. It’s us.

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    • phar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We are the shitposts we made along the way

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Answer or I’ll have to report you to the authorities ‼️‼️‼️

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My recent mental health is the shit in this shitpost.

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  • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lemmy shitpost

    Looks inside

    Regular post

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    • federalofph@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank me later 

      https://www.urlw.com/tvkmYS

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everyone knows it’s illegal to say any post is not a shitpost. Literally every post is a shitpost!!! /s

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• pech@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  5615

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Should be check boxes instead of radio buttons

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nope. The opposite. Everyone in the world is incompetent and if I want to have something done right I need to do it myself, therefore requiring very little from my environment: low maintenance.

  (Exaggerated for dramatic effect)

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah.

    Uuuuuuuugh, yes, this exactly.

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    • federalofph@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank me later 

      https://www.urlw.com/tvkmYS

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No I’m low maintenance because the maintenance costs more than the value.

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• csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a fellow burden to the world: that's the fawning reaction at work

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kind of wish we could live for free without leaving a trace. No one’s resources consumed, no one bothered.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s the dream

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    • gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      without leaving a trace.

      in that case you need to revert to mollusc, otherwise you’re gonna leave a skeleton.

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  JFC we’re supposed to laugh here I thought, not cry?

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• Caption_Mo@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I shouldn’t even be around.

  I don’t know which is worse: that there is no sense of self anymore, or that I have to put on masks to pretend there is.

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• bold_omi@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Accurate. Downvoted because this isn’t a shitpost.

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Downvoted because I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

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  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually think OP added sufficient material outside of the post to turn something serious into a shitpost

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    • federalofph@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank me later 

      https://www.urlw.com/tvkmYS

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some of us don’t need insults to feel guilty for existing you know? I didn’t have a job for the longest time, so I took nearly nothing.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You deserve more.

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• verdigris@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t understand lots of this sort of therapy-speak. Is the suggestion that everyone just loudly insists upon their every whim? Obviously there are extremes of this that cause people to silence and repress serious discomfort that ends up either coming out explosively or slowly eroding one’s sense of self-worth, but to some degree this is just living in a society, sweetheart.

  /shitpost

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  • SarahValentine@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is the suggestion that everyone just loudly insists upon their every whim?

    No.

    Obviously there are extremes of this that cause people to silence and repress serious discomfort that ends up either coming out explosively or slowly eroding one’s sense of self-worth, but

    No buts. That’s just it right there.

    this is just living in a society, sweetheart.

    We should improve society somewhat.

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  • Elting@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best to second guess anything that is inviting you to indulge in self-pity I think.

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    • SarahValentine@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s the idea. The “therapy-speak” here is just the term “internalized” which means the shit other people put on you is now being echoed from within your own mind. Don’t listen to them! Go do the thing anyway! Courage isn’t the absence of fear, it’s going forward in the face of it.

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  • Aralakh@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol

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• KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Low maintenance. I dislike most people, I dislike going out, I dislike buying stuff I can do myself. All I want is to to be by myself and read it peace. I do like kids and talking tho, so just going to uni or watching over young family members is enough for me.

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• DahGangalang@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ¿Por que no los dos?

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aye. Sniff. 🙃

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• Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or are you high maintenance and in such profound denial that you’re adamant you’re truly low maintenance?

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• myyass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m high maintenance. Like an old car. You’ll have to work to get my ass up to do anything. I won’t ask you for anything though. Sitting here is just fine.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m low maintenance because it’s a pain in the arse when others are involved.

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• GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh boy, another meme to show my therapist. Dammit.

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  • federalofph@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank me later 

    https://www.urlw.com/tvkmYS

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nope, just can’t be bothered to care any more.

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• SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah, it’s worse. I’m your maintenance and barely self-sufficient at all. No wonders.

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• Stolas@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It does make weeding people out of your life easier though.

  When you ask for very little from your friend circle or your relationships it’s a lot easier to see if people make an effort or not.

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• Lonewanderer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I resonate with this, but on the other hand I feel like we live in such a self-centered time. If my cup is overflowing, why not dismiss trivial wants to pour into the cups of others? It provides far more enduring satisfaction from my experience.

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  • federalofph@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank me later 

    https://www.urlw.com/tvkmYS

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• tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whats the difference?

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• dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes

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  • federalofph@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank me later 

    https://www.urlw.com/tvkmYS

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• Henryterd@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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