GalacticGrapefruit
@GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is looking for a router 2 days ago:
A tinfoil hat is a portable solution.
- Comment on The Odds Are Good When The Goods Are Odd 5 days ago:
Actually, his cult has shrunk. By a lot. It’s been some popcorn-munching fun as a cult survivor.
… well, in a disaster-movie way, and I hate living in the disaster movie. But nodding and going, “Yep. Yep, you found out your life is a lie. Aaaand there’re the tears, the mental breakdown. Just let it all out, honey.”
- Comment on Scrooge would definitely be on that list. 1 week ago:
Epstein would have dangled treasure maps to some long lost ancient artifact guarded by terrible curses and venomous snakes.
Scrooge has a weakness, and it’s in almost every episode.
- Comment on Do chickens get seasick? 1 week ago:
Poor lil guy. :(
- Comment on Do chickens get seasick? 1 week ago:
Apparently, according to someone else here, chickens don’t get motion sick as easily, so they likely don’t suffer from the same kind of seasickness as mammals.
- Comment on Do chickens get seasick? 1 week ago:
I’d like to give you an answer.
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 31 comments
- Comment on Move over powered milk, it onion time 1 week ago:
That’s a century egg? I thought it was an eyeball from a cow or a squid or something.
- Comment on Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity? 1 week ago:
They’re Mormons.
That, and they use “area” as a term internally to refer to how they organize ecclesiastical settlement hierarchy. The “Area 70” is basically the same as the local presiding bishop of a diocese.
- Comment on *elk bugle* 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, nature-worshippers tend to keep clean campsites.
- Comment on *elk bugle* 2 weeks ago:
Man, I miss hanging out with pagans. They’re a fun crowd.
- Comment on *elk bugle* 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but now the local pagans and witches are getting drunk, high, and they’re building little shrines to this creature.
- Comment on First of all, rude 2 weeks ago:
Oh boy, another meme to show my therapist. Dammit.
- Comment on I suffer tragedy every night 2 weeks ago:
The visceral sense of dread and helpless rage I just felt is your fault.
Okay, it’s the cat’s fault, but also your fault.
- Comment on Lynburg City Council Meeting 3 weeks ago:
Get his ass!! 🙌🙌🙌
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 4 weeks ago:
Basically, someone who hasn’t quite realized they’re not entirely cis yet. “I thought everyone had dreams of being a boy/girl.” “I don’t get all that upset when I’m mistaken for a guy/girl on the phone.” “I don’t really feel comfortable hanging out with other guys/girls. It feels boring.”
Stuff like that. Other trans people can (usually) spot an egg a mile away. But like everything else in queerness, it’s never cut-and-dry, black-and-white, easily defined. They could always just be comfortable enough in their birth-assigned gender to not give a shit, and that’s valid.
It’s considered rude to assign this trait to someone you know personally, and the topic is only broached if the person in question chooses to be vulnerable and ask you specific questions about gender. Otherwise, they are (as always) your friend first, and treating them with care and respect always comes first.
- Comment on I neither confirm or deny that I just procrastinated away from jobs to draw my rendition of 'myth of sisyphus' laundry edition 4 weeks ago:
I need this as a framed print to put on the door of the laundry room.
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 4 weeks ago:
Very 🥚
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 4 weeks ago:
Or has egg vibes, and has been preemptively adopted by her soon-to-be girl gang.
- Comment on Silver lining 4 weeks ago:
I adore Krita. Gimp is useful for exporting more esoteric file formats, but Krita does the heavy lifting in my artwork.
- Comment on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 4 weeks ago:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
- Comment on Day 815 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 4 weeks ago:
Fighting the Pokémon League with a Bayleef and a Dratini? Good luck, my guy
- Comment on RIP 🚽 5 weeks ago:
I think it sounds metal as fuck.
- Comment on 10 reasons why we should move Israel to Utah 5 weeks ago:
My ex-Mormon ass, cackling at how fitting this would be. Mormons are such Zion-boos, they even name their landmarks the same.
Of course, I think that the Dine-Bikeyah and their relations would be pretty pissed at dealing with even more violent colonizers showing up on their doorstep.
- Comment on epic_prank.gif 5 weeks ago:
Got me again, you sly dog. 😂
- Comment on If this survey is any indication, Audacity wants to add generative AI because of course they do 5 weeks ago:
I was just about to ask. Thank you so much.
- Comment on Name me country which has better food than England 5 weeks ago:
My esteemed fellow, that was, in fact, the meme.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
- There is no lock on the bathroom door.
- The shadows don’t match the light fixture’s position
- No reflection of the photographer in the metal finish on the hygiene disposal bin.
- Comment on The gpg.fail aftermath: On responsible disclosure, GPG, and the state of security in 2026 1 month ago:
Wearing a dog collar for a highly technical live presentation of a critical security feature requires a degree of personal confidence I can only admire.
- Comment on This woman has nothing better to do 1 month ago:
6/10 Assessment.
Could have said ‘don’t quite land on their feet’ in order to reply to a pun with a pun.