Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity?

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• CackNClap@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Apart from that hand placement which could be nothing, these types of ads use too many pretty young ladies for it not to be a choice. Plus “Missionaries in your area”? Come on, there’s no way a whole PR team could miss that!

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  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    They’re Mormons.

    That, and they use “area” as a term internally to refer to how they organize ecclesiastical settlement hierarchy. The “Area 70” is basically the same as the local presiding bishop of a diocese.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      You shouldn’t call people morons that’s rude

      Oh wait you said mormons, that’s even worse of an insult!

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• Barley_Man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No I honestly can’t see a single reason why it would be sexually suggestive. The clothing is modest by modern standards, you can’t see any real definition of the shape of her body under her shirt and nothing about the face, the pose or the background says anything sexual to me at all. Honestly if you see this image as sexual I’m afraid that you think every picture of a young attractive woman is sexual.

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  • otter@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I thought this post was going to be about the “missionaries in your area”, as a reference to the “hot singles in your area” ads

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  • LitRomney@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How can you not see that it looks like she is fingering herself?

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    • Barley_Man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That did not even occur to me. Probably because you can’t even tell where her raspberry dungeon is supposed to be located. I see a torso on top of a brown load bearing column.

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t blame you, I had the exact same thought. They look so dam soft and squishy, and that green colour is such a good pairing with the polished wood. I’d sit on those pews all day, goddamn.

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  • decolo@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    imagine the decades of Christian farts entombed in those cushions

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Turquoise, you uncultured brute!

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that’s clearly teal

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• makeshift0546@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Oh pretty ladies on screen. They must secretly want the D.

  Jesus Christ, rub one out and move on.

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• randomdeadguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As we all know, sexual thoughts are UNNATURAL and IMMORAL and YOU are the ONLY one having this PROBLEM. PENISES and BOOBLES and VAGINAS exist only to be CUT OFF so you can be CLOSER WITH CHRIST

  WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING I USED CAPS /s

  Yeah that’s an attractive model used for an ad. If you don’t fantasize about them then the marketing department is monetarily screwed fucked. Product is irrelevant. Funny post tho

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• lauha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Hot Christians in your area”

  Would you like me to come talk with you about “Jesus Christ”

  “OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD”

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  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Hot missionary in your area. Are you ready for a second coming?”

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• rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  finding someone sexy is not what makes one a bad person, acting inappropriately is

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Same thoughts I had.

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