Mongostein

@Mongostein@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little miracles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a shirt that’s a portrait of three huskeys. I don’t understand it, but I wear it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little miracles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it disappear if you get it wet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to save money⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hotels. Tell the restaurant you left the thing with the wifi password in the room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to save money⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? They only get your for torrenting because they’re torrenting it too.

  A single download source you trust is usually fine unless you’ve got a super-narc for an ISP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‎ ‎ ‎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It just looks like the door opens inwards. You actually pull the plunger and it opens the other way go the Batgirl cave.

  It’s a dark thin bridge over a cavern though so she’s lost a lot of dates after they clogged her toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Held back no longer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t drive any more, but I’d start 18-speeds in 3rd and hit every 2nd gear on the way up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning here is a terrible idea.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh, they can practice in their room and I’ll be super proud ever time they show me progress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comic book legend Peter David dies at 68⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP. X-Factor investigations is one of my favourite comic runs ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was probably just measuring pasta⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This fucks up your dry erase markers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael Bay's "Skibidi Toilet" movie officially begins production⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not going to do well.

  The joke is already old and it’ll be another 2 years to get a movie out. It’ll be DOA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Gamers Express Concern About Borderlands 4 Potentially Costing $80, Gearbox Chief Randy Pitchford Says: ‘If You’re a Real Fan, You’ll Find a Way to Make It Happen’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I got the first 2 free with GwG (RIP) and the 3rd for $12 on sale.

  Guess I‘m not a real fan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fortnite now lets you chat with Darth Vader using generative AI speech [Eurogamer]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lol I’m not changing it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fortnite now lets you chat with Darth Vader using generative AI speech [Eurogamer]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this how they’ll use AI to write new Star Wats canon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Black Mirror: Bandersnatch’ Is Getting Pulled by Netflix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh right. I suppose you’d then need a map or something 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Black Mirror: Bandersnatch’ Is Getting Pulled by Netflix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jellyfin will match up chapter data for you :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Open World Games: yay or nay?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t have to do everything in an open world game. Just go from main mission to main mission and you’ve pretty much turned it in to a linear game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Except that it gives predators an easy way to be alone with drunk women. I wouldn’t trust Uber’s security checks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The framed picture would suggest Ernie is shorter, but his knees reach the end of the chair he’s in… 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg had a 'crazy idea' to boost Facebook's relevance: Make everyone start from scratch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody shares things any more. It’s all just reposts from shitty pages that no one actually chose to subscribe to.

  If they did this though, some people may decide to start over on Friendica 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohhhhh, I see it now.

  Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.

  Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

  So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could the theater mayhem be a stunt to get people to watch the Minecraft Movie?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this Blake Lively thing you keep mentioning?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I eat all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on what else you’re eating during the day/week/month/the rest of the time.

  I think if you skipped breakfast and lunch on both sides of gobbling that whole pizza you’d be fine calorie-intake-wise, but probably feel like shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have tried to look it up but has Trump done anything to combat Internet Piracy? Asking for a friend. Like going as far as Obama did?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I pirated his NFTs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨frenly warnin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean, A Ryan Soldier?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cathy, do the math.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My union gives me benefits that are included in my $30/month dues

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My name is Lemmy. I made the Lemmy. It was difficult to put the codebase together⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also a Motörhead song called All The Aces.

  Card-themed metal can be confusing, it’s ok :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My name is Lemmy. I made the Lemmy. It was difficult to put the codebase together⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aces High is Iron Maiden.

  Motörhead did Ace of Spades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ow ow ow ow ow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s how strapless bras work!