Mongostein
@Mongostein@lemmy.ca
- Comment on If you had a shirt made for you with QR codes, what would yours say when scanned? 1 day ago:
“Whatever you’re eating, gimme some”
- Comment on You know this is gonna happen. 1 week ago:
“Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”
- Comment on DNAddy 2 weeks ago:
I’m shocked to learn that this isn’t a joke about Greek mythology I didn’t get.
- Comment on I only date virgins 2 weeks ago:
No no, that’s the microplastics that make you shoot airsoft pellets
- Comment on Block your ads 3 weeks ago:
To….?
- Comment on Block your ads 3 weeks ago:
How does one do this?
- Comment on Future 5 weeks ago:
I just set a timer. As for knowing how much energy it uses: How much can you change once you know? You only get a few options on the machine to make any difference. Knowing this stuff is useful before you buy it, not after.
- Comment on Work 5 weeks ago:
Fast paced = a lot of mistakes are made and management does everything they can to avoid responsibility
- Comment on Dead inside 1 month ago:
This is brilliant! You can put it on either side of the door, then when someone says it’s incorrect you just tell them they read it wrong.
- Comment on The 22 Richest Men in the World Have More Wealth than All the Women in Africa 1 month ago:
A reach for a new way to say what we all already know?
- Comment on The Art of the Deal 2 months ago:
You take the billion bucks, fold the company, start a new company, and build more windmills!
- Comment on Exclusive Update On The ‘Star Trek: Year One’ Series Pitch And Status Of The ‘Strange New Worlds’ Sets 2 months ago:
I do enjoy Strange New Worlds. It’s almost what I want out of NuTrek, I just wish it was a new crew on a new ship. Keep the cast, I have no problem with them, I just don’t like that NuTrek is 82% based on nostalgia
- Comment on Exclusive Update On The ‘Star Trek: Year One’ Series Pitch And Status Of The ‘Strange New Worlds’ Sets 2 months ago:
Oh for fuck’s sake. Can we end the prequel train already?
- Comment on Xbox as a platform is officially dead 2 months ago:
I never upgraded from the Xbox One and haven’t one felt like I’ve missed anything this entire generation.
My next console will be either a steam deck or just a living room PC running Linux.
It’s not in the budget right now though, so it depends what’s available when I decide to pull the trigger
- Comment on 3 months ago:
That face says, “I know it’s a stupid hat, but I’m rich. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 months ago:
It’s the best when you’re baked too. It really helps with the dry mouth
- Comment on The obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoids 3 months ago:
A stray pube
- Comment on HD 137010 b 3 months ago:
With their work ethic they’ll be fine!
- Comment on Anyone? 3 months ago:
I think you misunderstood. The email said noods. You’re supposed to send them noodles!
- Comment on Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass? 3 months ago:
Fuck off, I don’t want to have to vacuum my phone.
- Comment on I was there... 4 months ago:
I had a cell phone and ditched my landline in 2003. Those weren’t listed. Gotta go back 3 more years! (For me anyway)
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 4 months ago:
Is this is psy-op to make leftists looks bad? Holy shit.
- Comment on How do I feel comfortable/safe going outside by myself after being so used to have parent(s) be with me outside most of my life? 4 months ago:
Also a good idea. Even wear headphones (with nothing on, or something on low) so you can ignore people and they won’t know you’re just being rude. ;)
- Comment on How do I feel comfortable/safe going outside by myself after being so used to have parent(s) be with me outside most of my life? 4 months ago:
Try riding a bike?
You’re moving faster and people don’t expect you to stop and talk or anything. The bike ride is reason enough to be outside, so you don’t have to feel that awkwardness of being somewhere without a purpose.
- Comment on The social battery is at -69% 5 months ago:
Ok, I’ll bite.
The joke is that we know percentages don’t work that way. Pretty simple.
- Comment on The social battery is at -69% 5 months ago:
Congratulations. Everyone understood the joke but you.
- Comment on Is there a point we can track down when we stopped caring about doctors, nurses, teacher, etc? And thought it was a great idea to pay atheletes millions and screw everyone else? 5 months ago:
In the CFL (Canadian Football League) the players don’t make more than $100,000/yr generally, and the good ones get scooped up to the NFL.
- Comment on Na Na Na Na Na Na 5 months ago:
Thanks I hate it
- Comment on Na Na Na Na Na Na 5 months ago:
Oh right, maybe it goes “last pissmas”
- Comment on Na Na Na Na Na Na 5 months ago:
Around me it’s been “last Christmas I gave you a fart…” by many different artists