Where’s us weirdos that like to eat 1-3 at a time by one sticking to our tongue like a frog
It's too hot to think of why or how
Submitted 5 hours ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 hours ago
Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
colournoun@beehaw.org 1 hour ago
ATHF!
Zorque@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Present!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
They forgot the 3rd mode. When all the popped kernals are gone, and all you have left are the unpopped kernals that you still eat anyways.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 48 minutes ago
I never expect my standards to sink so low and yet they always do.
dingus@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
My parents used to warn me that I might end up cracking a tooth on the kernels. I still eat them anyway. Probably gonna regret that one day lol.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 hours ago
The secret third phase is scraping the last few kernels across the butter/salt film on the bottom of the bowl.
dmention7@midwest.social 2 hours ago
What’s the phase where the popcorn is gone, so you drag your finger through the salt/butter residue, then lick it off like an animal?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 hour ago
The secret 3½ stage?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 hour ago
I’m a fist-stuffing guy. There is also no popcorn left by the time the previews are over. 😔
davidgro@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I just start with the second mode.
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 hour ago
Yeah phase 1 is optional, some of us only wish that we were that sophistumicashiated as all that!
MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It starts when the popcorn begins to cool enough that both it’s safe to ram mouthfuls and it’s a race against the clock to finish before it becomes cold.
30p87@feddit.org 5 hours ago
I’ve never done the second.
late_night@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
It’s OK to admit it, this is a safe zone
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Eh, the messiness is wholly dependent on the person. Me? I can get fistfulls in my mouth without dropping a single kernel or breaking any pieces off (that fall away, anyways). The mess comes from forgetting my fingers are fucked over with salty butter…
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Honestly depends on how drunk I am
Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Same as for chips
CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Popcorn + spoon is the way. Clean hands plus high throughput.
Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
What the fuck
SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Probably eat french fries with a fork as well you psychopath.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Chopsticks, unironically. Better than having salt all over your hands.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Popcorn is great and all, but having some piece of popcorn stuck in your throat…
bus_factor@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Luxury! How about getting a piece of a kernel shell stuck between a tooth and the gum, and taking three days to get it out?
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.
JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org 28 minutes ago
Tangential, but anyone passing by this comment and doesn’t like popcorn after working at a theater?
Whenever I see a bowl of popcorn it reminds me of that smell of popcorn and coke mixed together in a garbage can. It’s not so bad that I don’t eat it at all. But if I do, I have very little.