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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨late_night@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Tangential, but anyone passing by this comment and doesn’t like popcorn after working at a theater?

    Whenever I see a bowl of popcorn it reminds me of that smell of popcorn and coke mixed together in a garbage can. It’s not so bad that I don’t eat it at all. But if I do, I have very little.

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  • Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where’s us weirdos that like to eat 1-3 at a time by one sticking to our tongue like a frog

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    • Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      youtu.be/hC3w0TCG-Yo

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      • colournoun@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        ATHF!

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    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Present!

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They forgot the 3rd mode. When all the popped kernals are gone, and all you have left are the unpopped kernals that you still eat anyways.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I never expect my standards to sink so low and yet they always do.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My parents used to warn me that I might end up cracking a tooth on the kernels. I still eat them anyway. Probably gonna regret that one day lol.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The secret third phase is scraping the last few kernels across the butter/salt film on the bottom of the bowl.

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    • dmention7@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s the phase where the popcorn is gone, so you drag your finger through the salt/butter residue, then lick it off like an animal?

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      • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        The secret 3½ stage?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’m a fist-stuffing guy. There is also no popcorn left by the time the previews are over. 😔

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just start with the second mode.

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Yeah phase 1 is optional, some of us only wish that we were that sophistumicashiated as all that!

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  • MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It starts when the popcorn begins to cool enough that both it’s safe to ram mouthfuls and it’s a race against the clock to finish before it becomes cold.

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  • 30p87@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve never done the second.

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    • late_night@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s OK to admit it, this is a safe zone

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eh, the messiness is wholly dependent on the person. Me? I can get fistfulls in my mouth without dropping a single kernel or breaking any pieces off (that fall away, anyways). The mess comes from forgetting my fingers are fucked over with salty butter…

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  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honestly depends on how drunk I am

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  • Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same as for chips

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  • CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Popcorn + spoon is the way. Clean hands plus high throughput.

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    • Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What the fuck

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    • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably eat french fries with a fork as well you psychopath.

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      • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Chopsticks, unironically. Better than having salt all over your hands.

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  • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Popcorn is great and all, but having some piece of popcorn stuck in your throat…

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    • bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Luxury! How about getting a piece of a kernel shell stuck between a tooth and the gum, and taking three days to get it out?

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.

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