HugeNerd
@HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
I am a huge asocial nerd that lives in a hovel surrounded by vintage computers.
- Comment on It's always been women in STEM. 18 hours ago:
Well, to be fair, it wasn’t the world’s oldest university when she built it.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 day ago:
It’s gay if you’re watching me do it, f-boy.
- Comment on How has there not yet been a leak of the Epstein files? Surely there is someone with access to them that could have been subject to worldwide pressure to let something out. 1 day ago:
Doesn’t stop you from spinning your personal soap opera and being the central character in it…
- Comment on 🔥Leaked copy of the Epstein Files🔥 1 day ago:
When can I buy cheap real estate in North Carolina? Just collapse already!!!
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 day ago:
Really? He seems like such a nice guy?
- Comment on Christmas goatseings 1 day ago:
I thought it was the ship in Xevious?
- Comment on Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina 1 day ago:
(pssst: it’s sarcasm. I am very impressed by own cleverness and I enjoy making up weird scenarios that I believe they believe. I blame MAD Magazine for my condition.)
- Comment on Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina 1 day ago:
LOL you’re going to make me believe a Russian can afford, or even know how to use, a cell phone!? Pull my other nut. How she managed to swim to Argentina is impressive however.
I bet it’s far more likely she was caught trying to spawn Russian eggs in Argentina to steal their elections and natural resources.
- Comment on Even if you develop the worst type of dementia imaginable, please find a way to always remember the events of 11/13/25. 3 days ago:
- Comment on The existence of billionaires is a policy failure 3 days ago:
Um, no.
- Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 3 days ago:
Fascinating, do carry on.
- Comment on Well that showed them 3 days ago:
The “dominate” one.
- Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 3 days ago:
Uh isn’t it spelled Ruzzkie? And you do realize you’re just as much in a self-reinforcing fact-free conspiracy theory as any anti-vaxxer or UFO fan?
You are fascinating.
- Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 3 days ago:
You people are fascinating to me. Please continue. It’s like a mental health decline clinic.
- Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 4 days ago:
Unacceptable revisionism. We all know it’s Russia. Russia here, Russia there, Russia everywhere, under the table, under the bad, behind the dryer, in the dishwasher.
Everything except home-grown causes.
- Comment on Not impressed 4 days ago:
More people need to be told to their face that they’re imbeciles.
- Comment on Not impressed 4 days ago:
The problem isn’t teachers, it’s that religion is a severe mental illness.
- Comment on forbidden dots 5 days ago:
They’ll get dreamsickle anemia!!
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 5 days ago:
Throughout history mankind has suffered the burden of stupid fridges. We need to celebrate this momentous breakthrough.
- Comment on How do you beat post-work floppiness? 6 days ago:
Welcome to life after your 20s.
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 1 week ago:
Even in German it wouldn’t be that much?
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 1 week ago:
What’s With The Camel Case?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Who are you, Robert Z’Dar?
- Comment on The height of sophistication: the 1994 McDonald's manager collection 1 week ago:
That pic is from 31 years ago, you’d smell Geritol and Metamucil now.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
octopi = 25.1327412287183
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 1 week ago:
- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 1 week ago:
the brain can’t process the visual information correctly
I’d say not seeing a 3D image that isn’t there is working correctly. Hallucinating a 3D image out of splotches is not processing correctly.
- Comment on grindr dump (in post body) 1 week ago:
Wood shed? Bus stop? Library?
- Comment on This is inssein 2 weeks ago:
…in the membrein?
- Comment on sushi delivery 2 weeks ago:
Sir, a pizza is round.
