HugeNerd

@HugeNerd@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware Beans!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  cooked ones, yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thirsty much?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I will also need a rigorous study to prove Santa Claus isn’t real. Also Zeus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thirsty much?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  May I ask, since you believe in magical sky fairies, why you don’t just pray for bigger muscles?

  Is it because you know prayer achieves nothing and there is no god?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thoughts and prayers for science⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  …and?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wah wah wah whataboutism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wah wah wah citizen of country that has decades of war crimes under its belt gets upset when called out on 0.1% of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did you guys deal with the death of a parent?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Felt nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being poor is expensive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it hard to get a job in the Canadian Senate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The land before time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A map at the start, sure, I’d bet these drivers had “The Knowledge” like a London cabbie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being poor is expensive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  can’t afford to loose even $5.

  Is that what they mean when they say money’s tight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I must con(FeS₂), this sparked a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *subsistence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh everywhere. People yapping at full volume holding their phone as far away as possible while the replies are nothing but highly distorted buzzing high volume screeches. On public transit. I was wishing for the whole bus to sink in the ocean.

  I picture the moron wouldn’t even notice and continue yelling at the phone with bubbles going up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't argue with his logic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good choir though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't argue with his logic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol no one fears santa claus no matter how many words you swap. Now you want an atheist religion go look at Space Nutters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s who’s, IMO, too old to be driving anything. He should be on his city’s version of Old Age Taxis with reduced fares and local drop off points.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, you can’t disassemble here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oblivion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that just uniquely American?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? I only want 4 cubes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also too hot. Dress shirts that feel like the Boston Strangler has both his mitts around my neck, and that’s before the tie. Shirts that are 2XL wide but medium length that don’t fit my pre-human simian torso proportions. Pants that don’t conform to my pic-nic ham butt and my stumpy legs. Ridiculous suits with sewn shut pockets and buttons you can’t use and if you do you look like you’re about to turn into the Hulk. Shoes that blister and tear your skin in 10 minutes even though I can hike for 5 hours.

  I dress borderline homeless now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *whose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's that time again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you guys pay taxes to Israel in exchange for nothing now.

  Nonsense, we get free trips to the desert (god’s idea of a chosen land) to go lick rocks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America continues to fall behind the rest of the world⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  explaining distinction between what you mean by the word as opposed to other people’s meaning of the word

  I think this is the cause of the majority of disagreements. Like, in everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every fucking time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you vastly overestimate the size of grocery store’s budgets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨courier transform⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So accurate. No one knows how to package properly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows what a fireplace is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Splits are unreasonably expensive, and since there is now a compressor sitting somewhere outside and a bunch of piping, more stuff to maintain/go wrong. I remember buying my condo and seeing the split and thinking how convenient it is, but little did I realize after ten years the whole thing would need replacing. For what it cost, I could buy a new 5000 BTU unit every year and throw it out and break even after ten years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget you need the compressor installed outside too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckin' furries⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too bad none of the imaginary sky beings exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨freedom after speech⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unconventional chef