HugeNerd
@HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
I am a huge asocial nerd that lives in a hovel surrounded by vintage computers.
- Comment on tidy 11 hours ago:
I prefer this one
Yes she had it pointing backwards… then flipped it around. Still cracks me up thinking about it.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 1 day ago:
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 2 days ago:
Weird, my cum tastes like bleach. My nut sweat, however…
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 3 days ago:
Piss in your pasta water, you’re about to throw away the water anyway.
- Comment on Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better. 6 days ago:
It was the first time I saw any, it was some brand I never heard of as well but it was on special. I guess it’s not that bad, the flavor and texture was fine. My main use case for milk, animal or otherwise, is foaming it up for coffee. I haven’t tried that yet.
- Comment on Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better. 1 week ago:
I just tried pistachio milk. Eh
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 week ago:
I know, I mean, everything’s in my head, that’s where I keep my brain.
- Comment on LA is proposing a subway system for Dodger Stadium. This will allow people to commute from the stadium parking area to the stadium 1 week ago:
All so massively unhealthy sedentary blobs can go hoot and holler at drug-enhanced millionaires playing a poor child’s pastime while enriching the billionaire owners by buying 25$ hot dogs made of factory farmed animals huddled ten to the square foot.
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 week ago:
Sounds like that’s all in your head. Did you see that on the internet?
(My imitation of a doctor. Pretty good huh?)
- Comment on Their name is Spike. 1 week ago:
Latchkum!
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 week ago:
Doctors are useless assholes nowadays, more interested in yapping about themselves than anything remotely useful.
I’d rather have a drunk North Korean veterinarian who lost his license and doesn’t understand a word of English address my issues than any of the psychotic freaks Canada is cranking out lately.
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 week ago:
FOOSH?
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 1 week ago:
But… how is “you” supposed to see that?
- Comment on Mr Incognito 1 week ago:
I have a folder for that
- Comment on Hello 911, it's me again 2 weeks ago:
One man, one bottle video in 3… 2… 1…
- Comment on Can't wait. 2 weeks ago:
Well, one is a compound noun and the other is a trademark that became a common word.
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 2 weeks ago:
That’s a very complex thought process. Let me unveil the real reason:
“whoah that’s cool”
That’s it. If someone made a pan-nuclear LED with the same brightness as the surface of an entire white dwarf, people would buy it. That’s where the thinking ends. Where the light ends up, other people, etc… Who cares?
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes it’s a piercingly bright red taillight. It’s noon in summer you fucknozzle, WE SEE YOU. We don’t need to see you three time zones over. I wish I was physically capable of exerting great violence upon people because that’s where we are as a society.
The mindset of these people aggravates me, they’re in the same category as door hoggers: people who smack themselves in the way of bus, metro, or elevator exits… let people off first!
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 2 weeks ago:
And bikes. The cyclists who in broad summer cloudless noon daylight still find the need to strap a quasar to their handlebars baffles me. I feel like buying the brightest array of LEDs and walking around with a backpack filled with batteries and just clobbering these fucking idiots right in the retinas.
- Comment on Another redundant app 2 weeks ago:
As you wish…
- Comment on Modern times require modern solutions 3 weeks ago:
Not that easy to remove, you think a methhead can muster the concentration to remove the fibers one by one, then pull on the bail?
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 3 weeks ago:
Fun!
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 3 weeks ago:
WTH? That reads like the first kind of LLM, the random sentence generator with a small database of words.
- Comment on Must have apps 4 weeks ago:
Directory Opus
Like on the Amiga?
- Comment on Perfect crime 4 weeks ago:
Gun barrels are mass produced and are all the same… That “science” is a lot like lie detectors, mostly bunk.
nist.gov/…/how-good-match-it-putting-statistics-f…
“But bullets and cartridge cases that are fired from different guns might have similar markings, especially if the guns were consecutively manufactured. This raises the possibility of a false positive match, which can have serious consequences for the accused.”
That’s double speak for “we manufacture the evidence to fit.”
Do they ever fire from a control group? Show me the “striations” on a dozen guns of the same age and use.
- Comment on New mrbeast video is dark 4 weeks ago:
You pay taxes in the US, you’ve already paid for the random death of people.
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 4 weeks ago:
It gets quite hot but only makes nitrocellulose (aka guncotton) reliably with unbleached cotton, which you rarely find in clothes.
- Comment on They're somehow always baffled that their cakes are melting 4 weeks ago:
cuz it’s a circus?
- Comment on It's about the *option* 4 weeks ago:
Any car is no longer practical in a high energy cost world.
Now, a mule OTOH
- Comment on It's about the *option* 4 weeks ago:
I think a JLTV or Unicorn Stadium Super Truck is where the smart post-collapse money goes.
