HugeNerd
@HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
I am a huge asocial nerd that lives in a hovel surrounded by vintage computers.
- Comment on Ska ftw 1 day ago:
It all sounds so dated now… I used to listen to all this stuff.
- Comment on How to reduce the crime rate to 0 1 day ago:
Instead, tell them it’s banned. That’ll stop them in their tracks.
- Comment on How about the digestive system? 2 days ago:
Great now I need a new folder.
- Comment on Ashmelissaleigh 5 days ago:
Qué?
- Comment on It's the truth! 1 week ago:
Well ya got me, you want your hook back?
- Comment on It's the truth! 1 week ago:
You’re thinking of bell peppers, not onions, they are distinct cultivars.
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 1 week ago:
Who’s forcing you to flush!?
- Comment on Whatever happened to the days when shit just...worked? 2 weeks ago:
Because software is cool so let’s just add more stuff!!
- Comment on Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon 2 weeks ago:
Or hit up the thrift stores. Eventually you’ll find something. I have to go because it’s the best place to buy fat man clothes.
- Comment on "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!" 2 weeks ago:
I picture you walking your tame giant isopod hunting for beach bananas…
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 3 weeks ago:
Let’s spell like one first. What a ditz (if this is real.)
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 3 weeks ago:
Boreball?
- Comment on Well, it’s funny if you can read Egyptian signs! 3 weeks ago:
heh heh hheeeh hehe heh ho ho ho hee hee hee! That’s pretty much how I react to my own stupid jokes, I can’t believe how dumb they are too!
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 3 weeks ago:
How about “pauseball”? I’ve rarely seen a more boring “spectacle” than a bunch of roided men in tights smash into each other for 3 seconds then watching fat middle-aged men with oversize headsets chew gum for 10 minutes after.
- Comment on Well, it’s funny if you can read Egyptian signs! 3 weeks ago:
It says “is that a pussy too”?
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 3 weeks ago:
Handegg.
- Comment on My Religion 3 weeks ago:
What about the landlords? Are they also universally followed?
- Comment on Behold and despair! 3 weeks ago:
There’s a simple solution
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 3 weeks ago:
My toilet picked a fine time to update the flapper valve driver, I’ve got a surprise swirl with a peak above the water and a blood clot on top that really needs to go before company shows up.
- Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads. 3 weeks ago:
Will they shows ads for basic LG fridges?
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
It looks more fun their way TBH
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 3 weeks ago:
Leave it to whatever your condition is to think that my reply was literally claiming that the meme was literally claiming there’s a hell.
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 3 weeks ago:
Well, tomorrow morning, commuting hell will be sitting next to me. I don’t know what those samosas had in them but I sound like a WWII machine gun nest and smell like aisle 3 at the spice store.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 weeks ago:
The first elephant’s expression is like “I know it’s in there you asshole, I saw you sit on the watermelon”
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 4 weeks ago:
I don’t think anyone with an engineering degree would believe there’s a hell. Neither should you.
- Comment on Anon asks out a girl 4 weeks ago:
Yeah but you’re not getting skinnier bitch
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 weeks ago:
I could in high school. Tasted like bleach IIRC. Worst gym class ever.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 weeks ago:
And Lemmy users in this thread Image
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 4 weeks ago:
Like the TARDIS Time Rotor, just a pleasant up and down stroking motion as Billie Piper trips and falls onto you…
