HugeNerd
@HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
I am a huge asocial nerd that lives in a hovel surrounded by vintage computers.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 1 day ago:
Let’s spell like one first. What a ditz (if this is real.)
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 day ago:
Boreball?
- Comment on Well, it’s funny if you can read Egyptian signs! 2 days ago:
heh heh hheeeh hehe heh ho ho ho hee hee hee! That’s pretty much how I react to my own stupid jokes, I can’t believe how dumb they are too!
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 days ago:
How about “pauseball”? I’ve rarely seen a more boring “spectacle” than a bunch of roided men in tights smash into each other for 3 seconds then watching fat middle-aged men with oversize headsets chew gum for 10 minutes after.
- Comment on Well, it’s funny if you can read Egyptian signs! 2 days ago:
It says “is that a pussy too”?
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 days ago:
Handegg.
- Comment on My Religion 3 days ago:
What about the landlords? Are they also universally followed?
- Comment on Behold and despair! 4 days ago:
There’s a simple solution
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 5 days ago:
My toilet picked a fine time to update the flapper valve driver, I’ve got a surprise swirl with a peak above the water and a blood clot on top that really needs to go before company shows up.
- Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads. 5 days ago:
Will they shows ads for basic LG fridges?
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 6 days ago:
It looks more fun their way TBH
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 6 days ago:
Leave it to whatever your condition is to think that my reply was literally claiming that the meme was literally claiming there’s a hell.
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 1 week ago:
Well, tomorrow morning, commuting hell will be sitting next to me. I don’t know what those samosas had in them but I sound like a WWII machine gun nest and smell like aisle 3 at the spice store.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 1 week ago:
The first elephant’s expression is like “I know it’s in there you asshole, I saw you sit on the watermelon”
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 1 week ago:
I don’t think anyone with an engineering degree would believe there’s a hell. Neither should you.
- Comment on Anon asks out a girl 1 week ago:
Yeah but you’re not getting skinnier bitch
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 1 week ago:
I could in high school. Tasted like bleach IIRC. Worst gym class ever.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 1 week ago:
And Lemmy users in this thread Image
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
Like the TARDIS Time Rotor, just a pleasant up and down stroking motion as Billie Piper trips and falls onto you…
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
The pistons drive the fusion, or so they think… General Fusion.
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 1 week ago:
If my cat was that size, I might actually die from the farts in my face in the morning (like now), the signal he uses to say he’s hungry.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 week ago:
Oh dear, are you a Lamarckian? My apologies.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 week ago:
Plenty of female scumbags out there, look at Kirk’s wife, you think those offspring aren’t going to have some tendencies?
When you’re done growing up and stop calling people misogynists, you’ll see what a great species we are and end up hating everyone. It will happen, unless you’ve had a brain injury.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 week ago:
Imagine not knowing how reproduction works.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 week ago:
They should also close their legs. There’s a reason these genetics thrive.
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 1 week ago:
At about 10 I start questioning things. You’ll either forget what the tab was about so it wasn’t important, and if it is important, well, you found it somehow in the first place, you’ll find it again.
“Close tabs to the right” and we’re done.
- Comment on Feeding my family alone is expensive. I can't afford to feed all of y'all. 1 week ago:
They’ll eat Campbell’s and be happy.
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 1 week ago:
Met any chimps? And about that stamina thing…
afan.ottenheimer.com/…/myth_of_persistent_hunting
yeah. We’re scum. We’re just violent++.
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 1 week ago:
By far the most dangerous predator on Earth is humans, we eat each other, anything that moves, kill for fun, build machines to do it for us, design what we eat to be easier to kill, and have you dealt with women? We’re a scary bunch.
- Comment on Stretch marks 1 week ago:
Usually on women… I’ve seen more tranny porn than Deric Poston
