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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I sometimes remember this, but then I get to the store and a cheesecake is $17 and I suddenly remember I don’t actually need it that bad

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I am a slut for cheesecake

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    • eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh my goooooood……

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  • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Unfortunately I need to be gluten free.

    Which makes it a $35 cheesecake thats also smaller. Fuck you shoprite, and fuck you gastrointestinal system in my body.

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    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I know the pain. Reminds me of my last road trip, where the best hot food option available was a pizza place that charged an extra $4 for a chickpea crust. $19 for a tiny, shittier pizza. No, thanks. Doritos and soda FTL.

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    • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m not gluten free, bur I hate cheesecake. Just add sugar to old cream cheese with no crust. Problem solved.

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s way too much for cheesecake, who’s your cake guy?

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  • protist@retrofed.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The main ingredient in cheesecake is cream cheese, and you need like 2 lbs (32 oz) for an average cake, so that’s immediately like $9 before all other ingredients

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    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      yeah my mom makes cheesecakes to sell and never goes under 30 bucks. but i can guarantee it will be the best cheesecake of your life, and that is independantly verified

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      At LiDL or Aldi an 8 oz. brick of cream cheese is like $1.50, so a little less. What blows my mind is that a 16 oz. plastic tub of cream cheese is like $8 at most places. Like, why the fuck does the plastic tub make it 5X as expensive?

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  • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Key lime pie is our benchmark, a new brand will appear for $7.99 or something, and then 3 weeks later they hike the price up to $14. I am not eating a $14 key lime pie from Kroger. Fuck right off with that.

    It’s funny tho how junk food like pies, cakes, and especially CANDY have taken such an inflationary hike - it’s definitely got me eating better, and I am kind of glad for it (and we prove yet again that excise taxes work towards public health, these ones were just done for profit instead of funding waterways or clean air or some shit).

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My local grocery store’s bakeshop sometimes puts up an 8-inch boston cream cake for only $12. I don’t know why it’s so cheap (a similar sized chocolate cake is $18-$22), but I can’t stop myself from buying it when it’s available. I can’t believe a cake that good costs just $12.

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  • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Cake mix is $5.

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Idk, depends how good it is. In today’s market, ≤$2/serving is actually pretty good even for middling handmade baked goods. One slice at a restaurant would be 3 times that, on the low end, the high end could be the whole $17 or more. But also, yeah, no one needs cheesecake lol.

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  • theedqueen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can freeze leftover cheesecake.

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Leftover cheesecake is my new favorite oxymoron.

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    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I can attest that you cannot freeze leftover cheesecake simply because there never is any left over

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    • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve never heard of this kind of cheesecake

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  xkcd.com/418/

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  • OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There really is one for everything huh

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• Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Then you do it, and your body punishes you for it this time, instead of your parents.

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  • snowsuit2654@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I remember one time as a young adult eating a cake for dinner, paired with a large beer.

    I think realized that perhaps there are reasons why my parents didn’t let me do such things 😆

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    • Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, your body will only accept so much sugar before everything gets out of whack

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But can you consume the cake without suffering consequences?

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The consequence is that there won’t be any cake left, right?

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  • TheSambassador@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The me with cake in me is a better me than the me without cake in me. There is no suffering from cake.

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah but you see I bike there, which means that it is healthy! Fitness is my passion.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I run often, and unfortunately it’s a lot harder to stay thin as I’m pushing 40 than it was when I was pushing 20. And by stay thin I mean stay average.

    Kurzgesagt had a good video on exercise that basically talked about how, if you exercise regularly, your body basically doesn’t burn the calories the same. If you’re a couch potato and then you start to exercise, you will get a benefit, but then there’s diminishing returns from continuing to exercise, to the point your body now says “hey, this is my new normal,” and essentially burns the same calories whether you’re on the couch or exercising. There’s a lot more nuance to it in the video.

    It seems we’re all doomed to just get old.

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• Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can do it without a car.

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As an adult I’ve had enough stomach aches, and gained enough belly fat, and developed enough of a palette, to viscerally dislike eating lots of cake.

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  • quarkquasar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The child in me screams for cake

    The stomach in my adult body screams for pepto

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    • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What’s pepto?

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  • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yep, if I really want cake I’ll pay the ridiculous price for a single slice. Yes it’s expensive, but it’s cheaper than buying a whole cake, and I know after that one piece I won’t want anymore for a long time.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    i just take breaks in my cake eating binge to binge tacos. get enough protein in there and you’re fine.

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• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One time I was promised cake if I just did a series of tests on a prototype, though the tests seemed more like they were testing my problem solving skills rather than the prototype itself.

  Anyways, the cake was great, so delicious and moist.

  It was overall a very rewarding experience that I recommend everyone sign up for.

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is a lie

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  • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I actually installed it this week to give it another go, this timing is golden haha

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m trying to nudge my daughter into playing it, but I guess I shared too many other interesting looking games with the family. A Game About Digging A Hole caught her eye first lol.

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  • white_nrdy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Are you a lab mouse?

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Aperture Science doesn’t test on animals, all tests are ethically done on humans, of which I am one who is definitely still alive after finishing all the tests and full of cake.

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• CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tried this once while watching Matilda when I got to that scene. Paused it and went to the store and bought a gallon of milk, then stopped by portillos and got a chocolate cake.

  Later that night I had big regrets

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is a dangerous realization for some.

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  • protist@retrofed.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pouring one out for all the folks out there who have to get in a car to go to a bakery

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah! I get baked at home!

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nice try cake making industry.

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As an adult, I can’t stand cake and refuse to eat it no matter whose birthday or wedding or whatever it is, and I don’t care who I piss off.

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Of all the opinions I’ve ever heard, this is certainly one of them.

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    • Darkmuch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I can kind of get it when overly generous people bring in food and want everyone to eat and join in the good vibes. Some can be rather pushy. But definitely too extreme.

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  • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why would I be pissed that you don’t eat cake? That’s more cake for me.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I hate this about growing up. Once you can do the thing, you no longer wanna. :(

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• kyub@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As a kid, you have the time but not the money. As an adult, you have the money but not the time.

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    or the metabolism

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s the metabolism one.

      I could consume 4000 kcal most days as a teenager without putting on weight. That is no longer the case and adjusting has been difficult. I’d need to go under 2000 to lose weight.

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I use the example in the meme a lot. As adults we’re in a post-scarcity mindset. If you tell a kid you can eat chocolate ice cream for 3 meals a day and don’t do it because you don’t want to (because you know you shouldn’t), it would blow their minds. You’re growing up when you get access to things and stop thinking “if you can” and start thinking “if you should”.

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    • gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      for me it’s not that i think that i shouldn’t, but i can’t. i just cannot ingest that much sugar at once, i get really bad feelings from that!

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I started feeling like an adult when I stopped doing things just because my mother had told me not to.

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• modestmeme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Forgetting is sometimes a survival instinct

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• mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  what’s the relevance of the car. who is selling cakes in their car? do they eat the cake in the car? is this an american thing?

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  • Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    option C)

    Instead of “I will do such-n-such”, they have to say “I will get in my car and do such-n-such”

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can also bake one.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    On top of probably tasting better, it’s also more fun.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I something want to do this but then I realize I can make a better cake myself.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When I was kid, I loved bananas, but my mom wouldn’t buy them because she felt they were too expensive, so bananas became even more rare and precious to me.

  I grew up, got my own place, and did my own grocery shopping. I remember walking through the grocery store, and passing the bananas, thing they were too expensive, but I noticed they were 69 cents a pound. That didn’t seem so much, so I weighed a few, and it was less that 2 pounds. I could buy a bunch of bananas for $1.50! That wasn’t so much!

  So I bought the bananas. That was many years ago, and I still buy bananas almost every shopping trip. That preciousness still exists though. Whenever I eat a banana, it feels like I’m eating a candy car.

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Did you grow up in East Germany? xD

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• TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I had a patient who almost died from acute pancreatitis after eating 3 pounds of fudge in one sitting. So your pancreas may not stop you from buying or eating the cake, it can definitely stop you from doing it twice.

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You could make one too.

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Except the beetus demon.

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• darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The death of innocence is reaching the point where you could do that, but it wouldn’t even make you happy because of health reasons.

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• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Every time I see this meme, I get sad that there’s nobody selling cake in my car. But also glad, because why would they be in there?

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I buy myself a 8 inch cake one day a year. My birthday.

  I’m in my 40s. But I love cake. But cake not great for health.

  1 cake is acceptable.

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bypass that drama and eat the icing straight from the jar.

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is one of the best parts of adulthood. And drinking out of the milk carton. Often these things go together. 😉

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Huh …. Then I remember all those cakes I made as a kid with my moms help were so much better than crap from a grocery, but I no longer have time or practice to fonthst

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You can choose and afternoon of tweaking and twitching on the couch and the habits of early onset diabetes.

  It will take you years of disciplined exercise to reverse the effects!

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• jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A good cake is like $60. Who got money for that?

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