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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Borderlands 4 boss tells players "please get a refund from Steam if you aren't happy" as Randy Pitchford continues his very public crashout over the FPS's performance woes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I disagree. Don’t buy it to begin with lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They just couldn't say the word⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad I wasn’t the only one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh, right...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Saw an ad for shelf stable food that gave this vibe. They ended by explaining what and how to use a QR code. Definitely have a target audience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, libtards!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No this wasn’t a school shooting! This was targeted. The horror!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shape up.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Talk about magic bullet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Green owl recruits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Speak up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably a makeup table

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 416 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look its green Mario!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tech CEOs Praise Donald Trump at White House Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And I’ll have you know he does not have a small tiny micro penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Balance of Terror⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You usually gotta pay extra for that kind of thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My thoughts exactly. Flying unlocked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you share⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doctor, I don’t feel a ring on that finger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, I’m kind of on a budget

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Left there before the wave of layoffs hit. Love where I’m at now. Don’t settle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing both sides, so I always come out on top!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Framework is teasing a ‘big’ update for August 26th — could it be Framework 16?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guessing another desktop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were an elf once

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deranged ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crab people, crab people, walk like crab, talk like people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squarrels⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Daddy, I want a squirral

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They made his car "cease & desist"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why they said sane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did you decide what you generally wanted to do with your life?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like legos, so now I’m an engineer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US fill in the area in the Pacific to connect Alaska, Hawaii, and the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a scientist trying to do just that. Lex something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you i'm closing my eyes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  North vs south polar bear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you turn the Chicago Bulls logo upside down, it looks like a robot is doing a crab.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How much did you smoke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Works for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Consider you’ll be able to resell it in new condition

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK now I understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually gotta pay more for that kind of thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can all the milk replacements bubble if you blow thru a straw in it like a child?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. The bubble size distribution depends on the surface tension, so you might see different sizes. However, I have only conducted tests with water and semen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for work? Need a job with good pay and benefits? Have any sense of ethics? ICE is hiring and has low standards. Sign up for ICE and be the most incompetent agent in history.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be a great ICE agent. Sorry, what was your name? Melania? Drumpf? Pack it up!