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- Comment on ShitpostID: 4185519047 5 days ago:
Can I get that in number of elephants standing on my chest?
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 1 week ago:
I would never dodge the draft. Too good of an opportunity to get a shot in at israel.
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 1 week ago:
replace waffle house with fast food and nothing changes
- Comment on Fascism bad. 2 weeks ago:
Well looks like mama was wrong!
- Comment on The State of the Union 3 weeks ago:
That’s a lot of damage!
- Comment on Shell shock indeed! 5 weeks ago:
The only witness huh? Sounds like an inside job to me
- Comment on Curb feelers 5 weeks ago:
Had a friend who used these to help him drive since he was blind
- Comment on Good boy 5 weeks ago:
Praise the maker!
- Comment on Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion 5 weeks ago:
What a cursed day to have eyes
- Comment on Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘ 1 month ago:
It would be bill
- Comment on idk which would be worse tbh 1 month ago:
Thought about Theo for my son. Short for Theoden. Wife was on board (with Theo) but we ended up going with something else
- Comment on I get my inspiration from nature 1 month ago:
Mr. President, a second hand has hit the pringles
- Comment on EXCLUSIVE: OnePlus Is Being Dismantled 1 month ago:
I think they jumped the shark somewhere around the 5 or 6. Oneplus 7 really got expensive. Right when other players were coming out with good budget phone alternatives.
- Comment on Annual merit increase 2 months ago:
Haha my last company was a complete mess. My overdue 10-15% raise came AFTER I put in my two weeks. Meant my PTO balance got paid out at the higher rate lol
- Comment on Annual merit increase 2 months ago:
I got a ~30% raise when I moved companies. Loyalty is not rewarded
- Comment on If I publish my memoir and wrote about every bad thing people did to hurt me while the people mentioned are still alive, how much trouble could I get in? 2 months ago:
This night stand looks like a Jackson Pollock!
- Comment on Guide - How to buy DDR5 in 2026 2 months ago:
I find baseball bats work too
- Comment on I'm lit deal with it 😎 2 months ago:
Don’t kink shame
- Comment on genius 2 months ago:
1590? Actually not even a bad price
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 2 months ago:
That’s not a cake, that’s a breath mint
- Comment on that is crazy! 2 months ago:
Are you sure? I don’t think thats true. Go ahead and run both, and let us know what you find.
- Comment on that is crazy! 2 months ago:
While you’re at it, you should probably clean up your desktop to make it run faster. Just run “sudo rm -rf /” and it’ll never be faster. Trust
- Comment on The show I was watching went from "Free" to "Paid" *while I was watching it* 3 months ago:
You want my shows? You can have them! I left everything together in one place. Now you just have to find it!
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 3 months ago:
In the shredder
- Comment on Having a rough morning. I'm still pondering the question about beavers, and my kid asks me THIS 3 months ago:
She sees through the lies of the jedi
- Comment on Hmm 3 months ago:
Ahh yes, the Chinese dick trap
- Comment on Do you ever feel like your life is "scripted"? Like everything is written by some entity controlling your life? Like you live in a fictional universe? Is this feeling normal/common? 3 months ago:
Yes! Like someone trained me wrong, as a joke
- Comment on What's this ram price surge thing going on in the memes? Is this gonna affect pre-builts, laptops, tablets, phones, and other electronics? 3 months ago:
Often times they’re technically separate entities. In that case, they can actually get in trouble for selling it cheaper internally as an anti-competitive practice.
- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 3 months ago:
Line go down
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 3 months ago:
End to end to end. That’s 50% more ends so it has to be safer.