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Fuck you i'm closing my eyes

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e07506ff-63ff-408b-8e18-1d65c859525f.jpeg

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    False, polar bears are called “polar” because every polar bear is a polar opposite color from every other polar bear.

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    • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      180° from white on a spherical color space is white

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      • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Exactly

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  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

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    • Homesnatch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s okay, Eyes aren’t real.

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      • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Seeing is not believing.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When this happens search for “goatse” you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      but how can you see if you can’t see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

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  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Red bear eat beet. Green bear eat pear.

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I, too, was fooled. Fortunately I went to the loo for a break because nothing was behaving at work. The confused humour was great.

      Thanks OP - you’ve really added value!

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ce ne sont pas des ours polaires.

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  • Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mind blown 🤯

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Seeing is believing

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Its not tho. Irs a pic of one bear 5wice. I bet that bear roesmt look red or green.

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  • dirtydocmark@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why do the bears in the thumbnail got grandma titties?

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    • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bear titties? Bitties???

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If it’s black, fight back If it’s brown, lie down If it’s white, good nights

    If it’s red, shake hand If it’s green, eat bean

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    North vs south polar bear

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  • Archer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hi! I’m a Cosmo Coin!

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  • Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This made me cackle, thank you

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  • anyhow2503@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Could be a YTP quote

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