slackassassin

@slackassassin@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Xhitter policy just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t stop, people are just dicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it worth it??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Working with pretrained models implemented in FPGAs for particle identification and tracking. It’s much faster and exactly as accurate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Het Pijnstillersparadijs: Europese Zelfbeheersing vs. Amerikaanse Pillenfeest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But also, we have small bottles, too. Kirkland is the Costco brand, the place where you buy shit in bulk.

  It’s like showing some natural peanut butter from the grocery store vs. a tub of jif from Sam’s club.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today has been a learning experience.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  demogorgussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, at band camp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I not be an adorable junkie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just joking about how newyorkers are notoriously, flippantly, pRoFAnE. Which is just a dumb stereotype, and like most things about the US, it’s not monolithic. Including some infuriating lack of profanity … ya cunt‽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I not be an adorable junkie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well fuck off then shit head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I not be an adorable junkie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve obviously never crossed the street in NY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protect Your Dick Data⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dumpster is obviously a dairy king.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ok, your back hurts, got it. yup. uh huh. OKAAAYY!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is not true for everyone, but I had good success with some physical life changes that really helped with sciatica.

  Stopped wearing a leather belt, stopped having anything in my back pocket, started sleeping with a pillow between my legs, and paid more attention to how I was sitting. These, along with core exercises, brought flare up from ~weekly to ~yearly.

  Just sharing my experience in the hope that maybe it’s helpful. Sciatica sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flowers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Beats, bears, Battlestar Galactica.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MSc Mansplaining⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, I typically made friends with the people I worked on projects and studied with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blocked 🚫⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Math is not an invention. It’s a discovery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Syrup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ow, my balls!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure we were literally designed to do what we’re doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This mf out here thinking they’re aren’t the result of millions of years of evolution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s how we know pee is stored in the balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every August⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seasonally affected gang. Cold bones gang.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The scientific method⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chlorine reacts with a lot more than piss and you should be far more concerned if you don’t smell it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AROOOOO!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  CRANK THAT HOG AROOOOO!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ironing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On the other hand, wear whatever the fuck you want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mom's doctor be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right. People defending a shit post as both the truth and just a shit post is wild.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Objectivity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, agree. But I learned from this thread that the full pic of the femboy is apparently riding a dildo which kinda fits with the masturbatory dialog, and now I’m not sure what it’s trying to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL we have a cricket team⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Americans don’t love sports’ is certainly a take.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨non vegan pizza time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Naw, they’re fine. Processed food is fine, too. Everything in moderation and a side salad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Images leak of Valve's next game, and it's an Overwatch-style hero shooter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Genetics hated that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's confuse Americans!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hence, euroafrica.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's confuse Americans!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bagged milk is not exclusive to, nor ubiquitous in, the continents either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subscribe for more Treat Tips⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I’ll take it a step further and say it’s gross. Way too sweet, and it has an over processed funkyness to it.