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Physicists vs Normal People

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • obinice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brake*

    Sorry, just bugged me ><

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      depends on if you’re being followed by a cyber truck too closely, or not.

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    • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Likewise

      NGL I stole this meme and was stoo lazy to fix it

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      • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Too*

        (You asked for this. Asked for it!)

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    • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’d be surprised how many “normal” people don’t know the difference

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      • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Peek and peak upsets me all the time too! “Duel world” is another one. While we’re at it, people who pronounce melee as Me Lee. It should sound like May Lay.

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      • FinalRemix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, it’s easy. If you don’t use the brake, the car could break.

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  • imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Far left pedal is the clutch, not a second “break”

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, that’s the anti-theft device.

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      • Creat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Only works in America though

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      • marius@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, it’s just a foot rest

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    • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m on mobile and could be wrong, but this picture looks like it’s an automatic and that’s a foot rest, not a clutch (nearly all Fords have a large plate like that in that spot to rest your left foot)

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      • imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ahh you know I think you’re right

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    • Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That looks like a dead pedal (foot rest), not a clutch pedal. Normally only the gas pedal has a full pedal face on it. A clutch pedal normally looks like a brake pedal.

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    • SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you use it wrong enough then “break” becomes the proper spelling.

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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brake.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Petrol. Gas isn’t even a gas.

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      • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Rich, from the kind of person who thinks there’s an F in “lieutenant.”

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      • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        *Gasoline or diesel. Petroleum has to be refined first before use in a car.

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      • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gasoline not petroleum.

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      • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Gas” doesnt refer to its state of matter, it’s short for gasoline.

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      • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ok, then how about the directional circle, solid pedal, and liquid pedal?

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      • Eagle0110@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But it was originally derived from coal gas back in the 3rd quarter of the 19th century, when the first internal combustion engine for transportation application was being developed.

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    • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cookie-Chocolate-Bar

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    • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Though probably not intended, my head canon is that OP is referring to how often people misspell it.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forgot to label Earth as accelerator

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    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not to mention the driver’s hands and feet!

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  • Brosplosion@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it an accelerator? Or is it a jerk pedal? Technically the gas pedal controls the change in acceleration, right?

    I definitely have friends

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Technically the gas pedal controls the change in acceleration, right?

      Technically it controls the amount of air and/or fuel delivered to the engine (in a gas engine, the pedal directly controls airflow; in a diesel engine it directly controls fuel flow)

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      • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A valve controller, yes

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    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Acceleration in physics terms just means a change in velocity. Velocity is speed in a given direction. The steering wheel, gas pedal, and break pedal all accelerate the vehicle.

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      • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Acceleration in physics terms just means a change in velocity. Velocity is speed in a given direction

        They definitely know that, given that they know that change in acceleration is called jerk

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Increasing speed -> acceleration Decreasing speed -> negative acceleration Changing direction -> Vector acceleration(change in velocity)

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    • arcane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, if there is constant pressure on the accelerator, there is a constant acceleration on the car.

      The jerk comes with the rate of change of pressure on the pedal (e.g. if you stomp on it)

      That would make the driver the jerk 🤔

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So normal people don’t have an education? It is brake, how do you people keep making this mistake?

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    • Ronno@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s an Alfa, “Break” might be the correct terminology /s

      Joke of course, I love Alfa’s!

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    • Polderviking@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Likely something to do with English being a secondary language to the vast majority of the world.

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      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Afaik native speakers make such mistakes more often, since they learned far more of the language by hearing than by reading

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, I think you answered your own question 😅

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can you fucking learn homonyms if you’re going to make an entire ass meme about something?

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    • TheRealKuni@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I learned something today.

      I was taught in my younger days that “homonyms” were words that were spelled the same but pronounced differently, and “homophones” were words that were pronounced the same but spelled differently. “Break” and “brake” would then be homophones.

      But it turns out “homonym” is the broader category including “homophones,” “homographs,” and words where both are true (same spelling and pronunciation, but different meanings). So homophones are homonyms.

      TheMoreYouKnow.gif

      P.S. Though Wikipedia says a more technical definition would limit “homonym” to, specifically, the third category, words that are spelled and pronounced the same but with different meanings. They give examples of “stalk” (part of a plant) and “stalk” (follow/harass a person), or “skate” (glide on ice) and “skate” (a type of fish).

      P.P.S. This reminds me of the autoantonym (a word that is its own opposite) “cleave,” which can mean “to adhere firmly and closely or loyally and unwaveringly” or “to split or sever (something), especially along a natural line or grain.“ I don’t know if “cleave” is technically a homonym, or if these are simply two definitions for the same word, and I don’t know who would decide that. But it’s still a fun word.

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Knowing is half the battle…

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      • callyral@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        autoantonym (a word that is its own opposite) “cleave,”

        There’s also “literally”, although I’m not sure if it’s considered an auto-antonym.

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Love this

    ~ physicist

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  • mmddmm@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, one of them is the “don’t accelerate” pedal you use to switch gears.

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    • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re applying acceleration to the gear switcher

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      • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just like I’m applying acceleration to your mom

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think that car has a dead pedal, otherwise that is the fattest clutch pedal I have seen by a longshot.

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      • stelelor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It could be the handbrake (well, footbrake). If that’s the case, it’s unusually close to the other pedals.

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      • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Exactly my thinking, looks like a dead pedal not a clutch.

        I’ve never seen a clutch bigger than the brake pedal.

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  • credo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay student, now turn the accelerator and feather the accelerator as you accelerate into the curve, then press the accelerator to accelerate your acceleration out the curve.

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    • Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To jerk your acceleration*

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  • something_random_tho@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is the window my frame of reference?

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Break Gas? Never heard that expression before. I always thought it was “break wind”. 😆💨

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  • ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Accelerate… Decelerate” — Simon Phoenix

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  • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t get it

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am not smart but this is what I get from this meme.

      It’s a play on how physics describes acceleration. In physics acceleration is just about speeding up but any change in velocity.

      So:

      • Gas = Positive acceleration
      • brake = negative acceleration
      • steering = velocity takes speed and direction, so acceleration.
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      • Crikeste@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Overcook fish? Believe it or not, acceleration.

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    • spicystraw@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Acceleration is change in velocity. When you press gas or break you can feel positive or negative Acceleration. When you turn the wheel you will feel Acceleration sideways.

      Another analogy is force. F=ma. You feel a force if you accelerate, break or turn the wheel, so all three induce Acceleration as defined in physics.

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      • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Breaking doesn’t cause acceleration, it just causes damage.

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      • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So something slowing down is acceleration?

        I still don’t get it. Surely the definition of acceleration is a lot more than just a change in velocity.

        But I’m just a dumb ass so don’t listen to me.

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      • psud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Brake, not break

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In common usage, “accelerate” means “go faster”.

      In physics “accelerate” means “change of velocity over time”. It doesn’t just mean that the velocity increases, just that it changes.

      In common usage “velocity” is the same thing as “speed”.

      In physics “velocity” is “speed in a specific direction”. So, “80 km/h” isn’t a complete velocity statement. “80 km/h going west” is.

      So, a car going at a speed of 80 km/h has a velocity of 80 km/h in the forward direction. Pressing the accelerator causes an acceleration in the forward direction, increasing the speed/velocity. Pressing the brake causes an acceleration in the backward direction, decreasing the speed/velocity. Turning the wheel causes an acceleration in the left/right direction. In this case, the speed might not change, but the velocity changes because the direction of travel changes.

      If you imagine blowing on an air hockey puck it’s a bit easier to understand. There’s a fundamental rule in Physics that F = m × a, force is equal to mass times acceleration. Or, force divided by mass equals acceleration. If you blow on an air hockey puck, you exert a force on it, causing it to accelerate. If the air hockey puck is moving away from you, blowing on it will cause a forward acceleration increasing its velocity. If you blow on it as it’s coming towards you, you cause an acceleration backwards, decreasing its velocity. If you blow on it as it’s passing by you, you accelerate it sideways. In every case the same F=m × a equation applies, but sometimes the speed gets bigger, sometimes it gets smaller. The trickier one to calculate is when the force causes the direction of travel to change. Then instead of just needing an “x” variable you need “x” and “y”, or if you’re talking about velocity, vx and vy.

      So, in a car, the accelerator increases the engine output which causes a force on the tires that results in a forward acceleration. The brake pedal causes the brakes to exert a force on the tires which results in a backwards acceleration. The steering wheel causes the tires to exert a force on the car accelerating it left or right.

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      • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        TIL that deaccelerate isn’t even a word. My phone is like, wtf is that?

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *BMW drivers

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, with Alfas half of those accelerators probably don’t work!

      (Actually jk, afaik this is only an old-timey joke now)

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  • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Physicians: “It’s all vector addition and differatials?”
    Mathematicians: “Always has been.”

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  • umbraroze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s this Finnish joke that doesn’t translate well, about a physicist who got pulled over by police. “Uh, I guess I accelerated a bit.”

    Tap for spoiler

    (A particle accelerator is a machine that accelerates little bits. Do you get it now?)

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You wouldn’t be able to press a gas with your foot though.

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    • b34k@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can imagine a scenario where you a gas is encased in a volume that you can reduce by stepping on it with your foot, thus pressurizing it.

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    • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Depends on what you mean by “press” really

      Moving your foot through a gas will displace the gas, and their will be a (albiet small) pressure difference around the foot as it moves through the gas. An increase on the side in direction of movement, a decrease on the opposite side of direction of movement, and some vortices on the sides.

      Basically a very poorly designed wing.

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    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gasoline is a liquid.

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      • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Only under certain conditions.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any change in velocity, amirite?

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