MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Why are so many new programming languages being developed? 1 week ago:
Psst, that was Beethoven who went blind. Mozart made the fart songs.
- Comment on Which movie have you seen where an actor started as an extra prior to becoming famous? 1 week ago:
Hold on to your butts!
- Comment on Hypothetically if I found a suitcase of money by the side of the road, is there a legal way to claim it on my taxes? 2 weeks ago:
Great show, had me rooting for him till they revealed it happened to him before. He’s either the unluckiest bastard around, or dumb enough to try the same thing twice.
- Comment on Hypothetically if I found a suitcase of money by the side of the road, is there a legal way to claim it on my taxes? 2 weeks ago:
Plus, you could maybe get away with it once. The problem is when they try to do it again. How many bags of money are they finding on the ground? How many highly insured spouses are falling down the stairs?
- Comment on Urine Luck 2 weeks ago:
Can ya feel it, Mr Krebs?
- Comment on Seagirl 3 weeks ago:
Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.
- Comment on Growth 5 weeks ago:
Bisithual
- Comment on Growth 1 month ago:
Shit, that’s the rough life. I’ll take the twice a week definition instead please, Trebek.
- Comment on Growth 1 month ago:
Doesn’t the name imply only two?
- Comment on I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you? 1 month ago:
I, too, have been too excited to post to bother reading the comments. Happens to everyone.
- Comment on I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you? 1 month ago:
Conan the barbarian paraphrasing ghengis khan.
- Comment on I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you? 1 month ago:
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
- Comment on Why is "I was born this way" and other "genetic predisposition" defenses almost common place? I get the physical stuff like loss of limbs but not the I was born to hate, or rape, and so forth? 1 month ago:
sharpening an axe
Turns out, I’m 25% Scandinavian, and wanted to embrace my heritage, ya know? I always used to feel guilty about this, but I was just born this way.
The poor priest: oh lawd.
- Comment on Nevermind the bollocks 1 month ago:
Buddy in the lower foreground looks like he just told the best dad joke.
“Hue hue hue”
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Okay, but what if you had a second larger metal pot to put over the first pot? Like a double paned metal pot, if you will.
- Comment on Why do "assassins" or whatever always have a Copy of Catcher in The Rye on them or with them? I read the book and nothing about taking out people, well prolly catholics but that is it? 2 months ago:
The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
- Comment on ???? 2 months ago:
First rule of rodent fight club is you don’t talk about rodent fight club.
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 2 months ago:
I’m sad that I didn’t have access to random chemicals growing up. All these fun stories makes me feel like I missed out!
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 2 months ago:
It’s not a war crime if you’re not at war!
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- Comment on Green herons 2 months ago:
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 2 months ago:
That’s what I was wondering as well.
- Comment on baby blues 2 months ago:
Holy crap, that’s terrifying and so cool! Thanks for the info!
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 2 months ago:
Ah, that makes sense. Thanks, friendo!
- Comment on Fingies 2 months ago:
“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 2 months ago:
I may just be a humble penis operator, so excuse the ignorance, but don’t they make toys for this situation? Something the sheep lack?
- Comment on baby blues 2 months ago:
Lasers, how do they work?!
- Comment on baby blues 2 months ago:
What’s going on in the left photo? Does the squid have bioluminescent danglers at the front?
- Comment on baby blues 2 months ago:
Metric you filthy barbarian!
- Comment on wriggidy wrekt 2 months ago:
“Nothing personal kid, I just hate kids.”
- Comment on 2 months ago:
True, but promoting AI will make it worse. What’s the lesser of two evils in this situation?
