MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can cartilage be replaced? And if not, Why can't they just inject something like silicone into a joint?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have some extras lying around if you want. They’re only slightly decomposed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn snobbish animals living in gated communities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One man’s infestation is another man’s colonisation.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the Grim Reaper hold a scythe? Was he or she farming or something when they became the grim reaper?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  reap souls.

  That’s grim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And forgot it when waking up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, bad math aside they’re left with √=√ which is true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard/fast would a baseball have to go to completely pass through a pitcher? Like leave a hole through flesh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It definitely stretches the definition of “a baseball”, but, on the otherhand that does make it easier to penetrate with smaller projectile. Hrm…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard/fast would a baseball have to go to completely pass through a pitcher? Like leave a hole through flesh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  True, but also, go big or go home. We’re already talking about murdering someone by accelerating a baseball through their body. Might as well make their body turn into a fine mist, same jailtime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard/fast would a baseball have to go to completely pass through a pitcher? Like leave a hole through flesh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not physicist, but I’d imagine the force required to propel the ball to that speed would also disintegrate the ball itself?

  The shape of the ball would exert the force over a relatively large area compared to a bullet, and the ball material is much weaker than metal objects that would blow through people (is cannonballs).

  So the force required would increase due to larger surface area, but then the ball would break apart from said force. The solution is a metal baseball propelled by a railgun.

  Now to just find victims test subjects to trial it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard/fast would a baseball have to go to completely pass through a pitcher? Like leave a hole through flesh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered “hit by pitch”, and would be eligible to advance to first base.

  This is gold!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the Bahamas an expensive place to visit?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If some tourist puts a greasy 50 cent bill in your gstring as your dancing, you’re going to want to wash that bad boy. Just simple hygiene, really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more impressed that they filmed a movie 10 million years after all the other dinosaurs went extinct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if I just started replying to everytthing, even accusations, with "maybe..." like in some old Zen Buddhist koan?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With my dying breath, I curse zoidberg!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Looks like a zaney character on a sitcom.

  Wooooaaaah!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this you?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a website that can tell you the new names to I guess "classify" people? Like the R word, or the N word or skin color or nationaility? For ex. Is African American still acceptable and so forth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s for a church, honey. Next!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨take a deep underwater breath⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are so many new programming languages being developed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Psst, that was Beethoven who went blind. Mozart made the fart songs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which movie have you seen where an actor started as an extra prior to becoming famous?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold on to your butts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hypothetically if I found a suitcase of money by the side of the road, is there a legal way to claim it on my taxes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Great show, had me rooting for him till they revealed it happened to him before. He’s either the unluckiest bastard around, or dumb enough to try the same thing twice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hypothetically if I found a suitcase of money by the side of the road, is there a legal way to claim it on my taxes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus, you could maybe get away with it once. The problem is when they try to do it again. How many bags of money are they finding on the ground? How many highly insured spouses are falling down the stairs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urine Luck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can ya feel it, Mr Krebs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seagirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bisithual

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, that’s the rough life. I’ll take the twice a week definition instead please, Trebek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t the name imply only two?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I, too, have been too excited to post to bother reading the comments. Happens to everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Conan the barbarian paraphrasing ghengis khan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!