MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuked from orbit⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schrödinger's Cat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My surety about this joke is in a superposition of sure/not sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mitosis⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re literally killing op, stop! Leave op alone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking one for the team...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So what’s life like as a poo scientist? How’s the pay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you would have space to explore and options to build. Being stuck in any video game for eternity is going to be hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely want to be in a large open world game like GTA or skyrim so you have room to explore for the rest of eternity. A mmorpg would be a grind like real life, so it would feel familiar, but at least you could have magic. I think the answer depends on if you’re a NPC or the main character in the game. NPC?

  I still would probably pick Minecraft and spend eternity building working computers in the world, so I could play other games as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dolphins are considered very intelligent, along with chimps, and they both eat other animals. Hell, dolphins will bite a fish in half and use the head to jerk off with. That’s not to say they can’t feel empathy for other creatures, but can we tell? Have we observed it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just as God Eru intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From personal experience there is interest to pay on sleep debt unfortunately. You can’t pay it off all in one night either, it takes a couple good sleeps to fully recover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a true hobbit should be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fck yea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The chosen one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the weirdest argument you’ve overheard?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I have an open backdoor policy” - op’s neighbour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎵 🎶 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Much easier to catch a rock, they’re very slow compared to most animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is the actual name of this type of „logic”?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dogs are dangerous though, that’s the thing. Cuteness overload is a real and serious condition! It’s the silent killer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone planning on doing anything about trump creating a concentration camp at guantanamo bay?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the presidential campaign, when Trump said he would help out the average person, yet he filled his cabinet with nazi billionaires. I mean, what are we to believe, a criminal is held accountable, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"reading"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my secret Cap, I’m always zoning out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Multiverse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Precisely! Only then will you achieve super saiyan!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Multiverse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only a little? There’s your problem!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤡🤡🤡⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have more than one is it called anemtwo? Anemfew?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh lawd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨blast from the past⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When life hit shuffle during character creation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this imply mayo from another source isn’t nutritious? Is canned mayo worse?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nom nom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re theoretically hired!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in the return of the king movie, when Pippin looks in the palantir, why does gandalf ask him if it was minas tirith that he saw?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus, there aren’t that many cities in middle earth in this time period. It’s much easier when it’s 1 of 5? cities to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you consider Taylor Swift to be of the working class and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to know, but I’m not surprised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you consider Taylor Swift to be of the working class and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Taylor Swift net wealth: 1.6 billion.

  Ah yes, working class.

  Look, I get she works hard performing, and likely started off with nothing but I feel once you hit a certain income level you can’t be considered working class. Working class people don’t have private jets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mitochondria⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey! I resemble that remark!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all a little bit mathy.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Math, not even once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨alpha⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks Milo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨alpha⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But, but… Ape together strong?