MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Instead of everyone leaving NATO, could everyone else just kick the US out? 1 hour ago:
Cries in Canadian
- Comment on Sad Ganymede noises 3 days ago:
Yes. Everyone knows the order goes:
Sun, Sun sized Mercury that laughs at all the little planets, Venus, etc.
- Comment on Anon thinks about wheat 4 days ago:
Mmm, shiny rice.
- Comment on Is ice heavier than water? 6 days ago:
“You done clucked up, boy!” - Chicken St.Peter
- Comment on Is ice heavier than water? 6 days ago:
So here’s a question for you? What weighs more, a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?
- Comment on Evidence 1 week ago:
The irony is that boomers have been alive long enough to remember how different the climate used to be. They’ll remark how it never snows as much as it used to, or how there are more storms, fires, droughts, etc. Yet they refuse to see that climate change is what is causing this change.
- Comment on Shout out to the NYE shift at all the Emergency Departments around the world. 1 week ago:
Yargh, why be pirates angry all the time? It be havin’ to wipe with yar hook hand that does it.
- Comment on you're doing ReSeArCh rong!! 1 week ago:
Okay, but what are electrolytes?
- Comment on Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high? 2 weeks ago:
If you get two 1/2 kilos of weed, it’ll last twice as long as one 1/2 kilo. That way you can smoke more!
- Comment on Niche species 2 weeks ago:
Niches get species
- Comment on How long until we can start shorting years to 2 numbers again? 2 weeks ago:
My favourite year was 201, a lot happened.
- Comment on It's basic science 3 weeks ago:
I’m no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.
- Comment on Tf is a ternary diagram 3 weeks ago:
What about her friend, Sandy Cheeks?
- Comment on Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues? 3 weeks ago:
Is it /s though? I feel like that’s the reason.
- Comment on 🤏🤏🤏 3 weeks ago:
Step 1: don’t go on the ocean.
- Comment on Is it a bad idea to learn Russian because of everything? 3 weeks ago:
You guys need to Finnish with these puns.
- Comment on Can't stop till brimstone 3 weeks ago:
Carthago delenda est!
- Comment on Can't stop till brimstone 3 weeks ago:
Maybe they mean they’re at the brimstone till to buy some brimstone.
Or, maybe they’re a brimstone farmer and need to till the land specifically for brimstone.
We’ll just never know…
- Comment on The Warbussy 3 weeks ago:
I’m not a bird-person, but please tell me these are Tits? Then it could be a calendar of Tits 'n ass.
- Comment on Barn Spiders 3 weeks ago:
You okay Poland? That’s some depressing kids stories.
- Comment on Why do you hate AI? 4 weeks ago:
They’re what you should do after peeing.
- Comment on If WW3 breaks out, who is going to be on which side? 4 weeks ago:
Pho around and find out.
- Comment on Powerbar 4 weeks ago:
Absolute madlad.
- Comment on Latitudes 4 weeks ago:
More than 4 colours? In this economy?
- Comment on Relationship Goals 1 month ago:
I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.
- Comment on rofl, even. 1 month ago:
Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.
- Comment on rofl, even. 1 month ago:
Rome was an incel, and thus, never got any dates.
- Comment on Relationship Goals 1 month ago:
So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 1 month ago:
Surprise teeth.
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 month ago:
Holy smokes, it works!