MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Om nom nom 28 minutes ago:
You know what millipedes taste like?
- Comment on MEGA PENGUIN 34 minutes ago:
Wenk wenk wenk!
- Comment on crustacean 40 minutes ago:
CRAB
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 2 days ago:
Why, the kneepit of course!
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 2 days ago:
No officer, it’s “hi, how are you?”
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 3 weeks ago:
They eat even tinier frogs.
- Comment on Could wastewater plant simply heat up water past 500C to decompose all chemicals and output clean water? 3 weeks ago:
fire’s always cool in my book.
I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.
- Comment on Space Dreams 4 weeks ago:
Eyy bby, want some planetary star transits?
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 4 weeks ago:
Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.
- Comment on 🤙 hang ten 🤙 4 weeks ago:
Watch out, that stuff can die your clothes.
- Comment on froot loops 4 weeks ago:
I always dreamed of being an or perhaps a berry!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.
- Comment on space weather 1 month ago:
The sun hides at night, duh.
- Comment on Getting a bit crowded in there. 1 month ago:
I don’t remember this Animorphs cover.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 1 month ago:
Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding
- Comment on ancestors 1 month ago:
Failed you have. Into exile, you must go.
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 1 month ago:
Eru damn tangential elves flying off into space.
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 1 month ago:
Whale whale whale, what do we have here? - deep ocean crabs
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect hole in his head?
- Comment on If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be? 1 month ago:
I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.
- Comment on How do you pronounce "centaur" and why? 1 month ago:
Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.
- Comment on American and British English spelling and pronunciations 1 month ago:
Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom? Heathens!
- Comment on adhesive tape to the buttocks 2 months ago:
- Comment on Physicists vs Normal People 2 months ago:
No, that’s the anti-theft device.
- Comment on The earth is a mitochondrion 2 months ago:
Forbidden dust.
- Comment on The earth is a mitochondrion 2 months ago:
Mmm, delicious Mars dust on my fingers.
- Comment on How would you suddenly disappear and ditch everyone in your life without them noticing? 2 months ago:
Nice try, Jeffrey Dahmer.
- Comment on Cosmology (2025-03-12) 2 months ago:
Doctor doctor? Strange.
- Comment on wrong again 2 months ago:
Well, I have a theoretical degree in physics.
- Comment on Do spiders poop ? 2 months ago:
First spider with sticky poop:
Oh god it’s everywhere!
Hey wait a minute…
