MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OSHA says⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And OSHA said

  Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember: You are loved.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t you read your Dino bible? Jesusaurus died for our petroleum based sins!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Born in an inescapable coffin.

  Ah, so real life then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what? I’m leaving it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what happens when you meme before tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could say it

  takes sunglasses off

  Rocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody call a doctor!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I, a toastologist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody call a doctor!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 75% sure toast is real, I’m having some now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.

  Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

  Lord: No, do you?

  Officers: grumbles you’re free to go.

  Carriage pulls away

  Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to hell I say⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I’m all out of tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditto⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this is Diglett’s older sibling, Digcinqo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It’s Wednesday, my dudes.”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you just have this image locked and loaded in case someone asked that question?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The universe thinks you're gay.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The universe knows I’m Fabulous!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a reference to this character from Catch-22. Unless this is my turn to be wooshed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You ever realize that a guy is the flaired base to his penis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You IT people sure are a contentious bunch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pleistocene-lookin ass rhino⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s an ass-rhino?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨here there be lions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve gone too far!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Biogeography of Lions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Biogeography of Lions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the question marks for Italy, France, and Spain. Here there be dragons lions. Over there? Fuck knows if they had lions or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨𝘕𝘌𝘙𝘝𝘖𝘜𝘚⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t remember reading this animorph book as a kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solar panels in space could cut Europe's renewable energy needs by 80%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, science is amazing. I thought dropping a microwave from space would just cause it to burn up on reentry. I wonder if certain brands work better than others?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨0°mg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s bullshit you have to pay for what should have been a free update. Greedy devs at it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Side effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Big, if true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Side effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And pass up a free meal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  1d4 bludgeoning with 1d6 poison on a crit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll remember that the next time I need to pickup a platypus!