MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on to hell I say 2 days ago:
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
- Comment on Know your place 3 days ago:
I’m here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I’m all out of tea.
- Comment on Ditto 1 week ago:
I think this is Diglett’s older sibling, Digcinqo.
- Comment on “It’s Wednesday, my dudes.” 1 week ago:
Did you just have this image locked and loaded in case someone asked that question?
- Comment on The universe thinks you're gay. 2 weeks ago:
The universe knows I’m Fabulous!
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 weeks ago:
It’s a reference to this character from Catch-22. Unless this is my turn to be wooshed.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 weeks ago:
You ever realize that a guy is the flaired base to his penis?
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 weeks ago:
You IT people sure are a contentious bunch.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 weeks ago:
You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.
- Comment on pleistocene-lookin ass rhino 2 weeks ago:
What’s an ass-rhino?
- Comment on here there be lions 3 weeks ago:
You’ve gone too far!
- Comment on The Biogeography of Lions 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on The Biogeography of Lions 3 weeks ago:
I love the question marks for Italy, France, and Spain. Here there be
dragonslions. Over there? Fuck knows if they had lions or not. - Comment on 𝘕𝘌𝘙𝘝𝘖𝘜𝘚 3 weeks ago:
I don’t remember reading this animorph book as a kid.
- Comment on Solar panels in space could cut Europe's renewable energy needs by 80% 3 weeks ago:
Wow, science is amazing. I thought dropping a microwave from space would just cause it to burn up on reentry. I wonder if certain brands work better than others?
- Comment on 0°mg 4 weeks ago:
It’s bullshit you have to pay for what should have been a free update. Greedy devs at it again.
- Comment on Side effect 4 weeks ago:
Big, if true.
- Comment on Side effect 4 weeks ago:
And pass up a free meal?
- Comment on 🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨 4 weeks ago:
1d4 bludgeoning with 1d6 poison on a crit.
- Comment on 🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨 4 weeks ago:
I’ll remember that the next time I need to pickup a platypus!
- Comment on Touchy 4 weeks ago:
Stop! I can only get so erect.
- Comment on Clamish 4 weeks ago:
In the black speak it roughly translate to:
Oooooooooohhhh…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense, be something you wish.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Comment on If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras? 4 weeks ago:
Snake?!
Snaaaaaake!!!
- Comment on Le Penguini 5 weeks ago:
Bear without penguins and bear with penguins? I’m no bearologist but I don’t think that’s right.
- Comment on Le Penguini 5 weeks ago:
Arctic actually means land without penguins, and Antarctic means land with penguins.
- Comment on Where is he going, chat? 5 weeks ago:
A study on the effectiveness of cat paratroopers in modern battles by Hugh Mann.
- Comment on I should call her. 5 weeks ago:
Here’s a photo of the tardigrade in action:
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 5 weeks ago:
Since NotRobert did not plan ahead, they starve this winter.
Game over.
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 5 weeks ago:
Neat, you’re one of those people my math textbooks warn me about.
NotRobert has a 1200 sq ft house
If each potato they grow takes up 1 cubic foot of area, how many potatoes can NotRobert grow?
- Comment on Spyhoppin' 1 month ago:
…yes.
