MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Touchy 1 day ago:
Stop! I can only get so erect.
- Comment on Clamish 1 day ago:
In the black speak it roughly translate to:
Oooooooooohhhh…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense, be something you wish.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Comment on If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras? 1 day ago:
Snake?!
Snaaaaaake!!!
- Comment on Le Penguini 3 days ago:
Bear without penguins and bear with penguins? I’m no bearologist but I don’t think that’s right.
- Comment on Le Penguini 3 days ago:
Arctic actually means land without penguins, and Antarctic means land with penguins.
- Comment on Where is he going, chat? 3 days ago:
A study on the effectiveness of cat paratroopers in modern battles by Hugh Mann.
- Comment on I should call her. 5 days ago:
Here’s a photo of the tardigrade in action:
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 1 week ago:
Since NotRobert did not plan ahead, they starve this winter.
Game over.
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 1 week ago:
Neat, you’re one of those people my math textbooks warn me about.
NotRobert has a 1200 sq ft house
If each potato they grow takes up 1 cubic foot of area, how many potatoes can NotRobert grow?
- Comment on Spyhoppin' 2 weeks ago:
…yes.
- Comment on Spyhoppin' 2 weeks ago:
Big, if true.
- Comment on poaceae 4 weeks ago:
What?
- Comment on Dik Piks 4 weeks ago:
Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.
- Comment on holee shiet 4 weeks ago:
1950s general with itchy trigger finger and extra nuclear bombs:
“Hold me beer!”
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 4 weeks ago:
Okay, the chance to become a deranged santa-esque madman with pigmy T-rexes instead of reindeer is too good to pass up. Sign me up for 8!
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 4 weeks ago:
How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming “America!”, then?
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 4 weeks ago:
Why do they always only have one massive entrance to each enclosure? Why is it large enough for the Dinosaur to walk out of? Why don’t they have two doors in series, airlock style?
- Comment on english snaccs 4 weeks ago:
Nah, bro still has a goose egg from his last apple.
- Comment on hell yea, brother 1 month ago:
Evolution: hold my beer.
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 2 months ago:
Thanks, it looked weird to me, but that makes sense if it’s not clay lol.
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 2 months ago:
Why does that clay look …suspicious?
- Comment on Fabulous through the ages 2 months ago:
More like Humposaurus.
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 2 months ago:
Unfortunately, the machine only gives you the reverse of what you type into it.
- Comment on originality 2 months ago:
Shit, here we go again.
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 2 months ago:
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 2 months ago:
Extra Deleted
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Bro, it’s not gay if you’re under the Milky way.
- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 2 months ago:
If they’re in series the pressure will increase, if they’re in parallel the flow would increase. Just have a pacemaker organ connected to both to time the pumps. You could reduce blood pressure but increase the amount of blood flowing, therefore less wear and tear on the hearts, arteries, organs, etc.
- Comment on Airbuddy 🦛 2 months ago:
- Comment on Is their any evolutionary benefit to the sneezing reflex when looking at a bright light source, or is it just an evolutionary glitch with no purpose? 2 months ago:
No! I will burn out my retina and there’s nothing you and big sunglass can do to convince me otherwise!
