MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Nom nom 3 weeks ago:
You’re theoretically hired!
- Comment on in the return of the king movie, when Pippin looks in the palantir, why does gandalf ask him if it was minas tirith that he saw? 5 weeks ago:
Plus, there aren’t that many cities in middle earth in this time period. It’s much easier when it’s 1 of 5? cities to know.
- Comment on Do you consider Taylor Swift to be of the working class and why? 5 weeks ago:
Good to know, but I’m not surprised.
- Comment on Do you consider Taylor Swift to be of the working class and why? 5 weeks ago:
Taylor Swift net wealth: 1.6 billion.
Ah yes, working class.
Look, I get she works hard performing, and likely started off with nothing but I feel once you hit a certain income level you can’t be considered working class. Working class people don’t have private jets.
- Comment on Mitochondria 1 month ago:
Hey! I resemble that remark!
- Comment on It's all a little bit mathy. 1 month ago:
Math, not even once.
- Comment on alpha 1 month ago:
Thanks Milo!
- Comment on alpha 1 month ago:
But, but… Ape together strong?
- Comment on SHAME. 1 month ago:
Yeah, but what are electrolytes?
- Comment on Fashion is cyclical 1 month ago:
So I wore an salmon on my head, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an salmon on my head, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any pink salmon, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big white ones…
– Grampa Orca
- Comment on Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed? 1 month ago:
Inconceivable!
- Comment on little roombas 1 month ago:
They what? I need to threaten more
roombasmillipedes apparently. - Comment on her favourite colour is blue :) 1 month ago:
Image - This bird
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 1 month ago:
lose
cheapchimp labor. - Comment on Dentist the Menace 2 months ago:
“Hurry up, I got a hot date with early death!” - Person getting tooth extracted.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 2 months ago:
A useful skill to learn in case you need assistance.
- Comment on well, at least I wasn't the only one to wonder 2 months ago:
I can think of 731 reasons why.
- Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest? 2 months ago:
I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.
- Comment on Has Dr. Strange ever given a diagnosis mid fight? 2 months ago:
That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.
- Comment on bitey 2 months ago:
I’m no BiteForceologist but I was assume they compare muscle size, muscle attachment points, and mechanical advantage of extant creatures and then apply that data to fossils. So not 100% accurate, but not just guessing randomly.
- Comment on inflated balls 2 months ago:
- Comment on Deep fried 2 months ago:
“Oh laws, he coming.” - some birb, probably.
- Comment on GRIZZLODILE 3 months ago:
Wow, that is fun!
- Comment on reDUcTIon iS gAIn 3 months ago:
Ahh! Don’t let the secret of time travel get out!
- Comment on We lost Keanu 3 months ago:
He’s really good at sparing no expense, though.
- Comment on Since cats don't pant like dogs how do they release trapped heat? 3 months ago:
I don’t walk on all fours usually.
- Comment on Since cats don't pant like dogs how do they release trapped heat? 3 months ago:
Okay but which way would the dog (or cat) wear pants if they did?
- Comment on Platypuses 3 months ago:
What the hell?
- Comment on ocean depth 4 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Is it possible to bottle a fart while maintaining its freshness? 4 months ago:
That is evil! I love it!