MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Seagirl 2 days ago:
Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.
- Comment on Growth 2 weeks ago:
Bisithual
- Comment on Growth 3 weeks ago:
Shit, that’s the rough life. I’ll take the twice a week definition instead please, Trebek.
- Comment on Growth 3 weeks ago:
Doesn’t the name imply only two?
- Comment on I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you? 3 weeks ago:
I, too, have been too excited to post to bother reading the comments. Happens to everyone.
- Comment on I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you? 3 weeks ago:
Conan the barbarian paraphrasing ghengis khan.
- Comment on I'm gonna ask the simplest complex question ever. What is happiness, to you? 3 weeks ago:
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
- Comment on Why is "I was born this way" and other "genetic predisposition" defenses almost common place? I get the physical stuff like loss of limbs but not the I was born to hate, or rape, and so forth? 4 weeks ago:
sharpening an axe
Turns out, I’m 25% Scandinavian, and wanted to embrace my heritage, ya know? I always used to feel guilty about this, but I was just born this way.
The poor priest: oh lawd.
- Comment on Nevermind the bollocks 5 weeks ago:
Buddy in the lower foreground looks like he just told the best dad joke.
“Hue hue hue”
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Okay, but what if you had a second larger metal pot to put over the first pot? Like a double paned metal pot, if you will.
- Comment on Why do "assassins" or whatever always have a Copy of Catcher in The Rye on them or with them? I read the book and nothing about taking out people, well prolly catholics but that is it? 1 month ago:
The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
- Comment on ???? 1 month ago:
First rule of rodent fight club is you don’t talk about rodent fight club.
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 1 month ago:
I’m sad that I didn’t have access to random chemicals growing up. All these fun stories makes me feel like I missed out!
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 1 month ago:
It’s not a war crime if you’re not at war!
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- Comment on Green herons 1 month ago:
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 1 month ago:
That’s what I was wondering as well.
- Comment on baby blues 1 month ago:
Holy crap, that’s terrifying and so cool! Thanks for the info!
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 1 month ago:
Ah, that makes sense. Thanks, friendo!
- Comment on Fingies 1 month ago:
“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
- Comment on Lesbian sheep 1 month ago:
I may just be a humble penis operator, so excuse the ignorance, but don’t they make toys for this situation? Something the sheep lack?
- Comment on baby blues 1 month ago:
Lasers, how do they work?!
- Comment on baby blues 1 month ago:
What’s going on in the left photo? Does the squid have bioluminescent danglers at the front?
- Comment on baby blues 1 month ago:
Metric you filthy barbarian!
- Comment on wriggidy wrekt 1 month ago:
“Nothing personal kid, I just hate kids.”
- Comment on 2 months ago:
True, but promoting AI will make it worse. What’s the lesser of two evils in this situation?
- Comment on Lincoln wrote he loved to relax while sitting on his porch and smoking that sweet help. Back in those days how potent was it? Is there anything to compare it to today? 2 months ago:
Smoking the help has a very different meaning, especially for that time perioud.
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 2 months ago:
Wow, so trees are made from potatoes, that’s wild. Mother nature, you crazy!
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 2 months ago:
What did the Jamaican priest say to the thief stealing from the church?
(In Jamaican accent) “You’re a cinna mon”
Hue hue hue
- Comment on How do I remove bird poop from cement and/or metal surfaces? 2 months ago:
Too late
- Comment on Think Bold 2 months ago:
"Felt cute, might rip throats out later " - Wolfy bois
