MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨adhesive tape to the buttocks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physicists vs Normal People⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s the anti-theft device.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The earth is a mitochondrion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Forbidden dust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The earth is a mitochondrion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm, delicious Mars dust on my fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you suddenly disappear and ditch everyone in your life without them noticing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try, Jeffrey Dahmer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cosmology (2025-03-12)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doctor doctor? Strange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrong again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I have a theoretical degree in physics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do spiders poop ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First spider with sticky poop:

  Oh god it’s everywhere!

  Hey wait a minute…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨itsa me!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to subscribe to more skeeter facts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Nightshade Family⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tomaytos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I consider myself bi or should I just say straight if I want to date women but just can’t find any that attract me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing gayer than a vagina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if all undersea cables got severed worldwide simultaneously?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try, Putin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta approves bonuses of up to 200% of company executives' salaries as it trims stock awards for employees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh, gotcha, thanks. Not the leaches I had in mind, but funny that they said that regardless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nature is fucking narly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll just file this information away under “nightmare fuel”, thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta approves bonuses of up to 200% of company executives' salaries as it trims stock awards for employees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, what? I missed that, do you have a link?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuked from orbit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schrödinger's Cat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My surety about this joke is in a superposition of sure/not sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mitosis⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re literally killing op, stop! Leave op alone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking one for the team...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what’s life like as a poo scientist? How’s the pay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you would have space to explore and options to build. Being stuck in any video game for eternity is going to be hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely want to be in a large open world game like GTA or skyrim so you have room to explore for the rest of eternity. A mmorpg would be a grind like real life, so it would feel familiar, but at least you could have magic. I think the answer depends on if you’re a NPC or the main character in the game. NPC?

  I still would probably pick Minecraft and spend eternity building working computers in the world, so I could play other games as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dolphins are considered very intelligent, along with chimps, and they both eat other animals. Hell, dolphins will bite a fish in half and use the head to jerk off with. That’s not to say they can’t feel empathy for other creatures, but can we tell? Have we observed it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just as God Eru intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From personal experience there is interest to pay on sleep debt unfortunately. You can’t pay it off all in one night either, it takes a couple good sleeps to fully recover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a true hobbit should be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fck yea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The chosen one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the weirdest argument you’ve overheard?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I have an open backdoor policy” - op’s neighbour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎵 🎶 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Much easier to catch a rock, they’re very slow compared to most animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is the actual name of this type of „logic”?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dogs are dangerous though, that’s the thing. Cuteness overload is a real and serious condition! It’s the silent killer.