MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on It's basic science 3 days ago:
I’m no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.
- Comment on Tf is a ternary diagram 4 days ago:
What about her friend, Sandy Cheeks?
- Comment on Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues? 5 days ago:
Is it /s though? I feel like that’s the reason.
- Comment on 🤏🤏🤏 6 days ago:
Step 1: don’t go on the ocean.
- Comment on Is it a bad idea to learn Russian because of everything? 1 week ago:
You guys need to Finnish with these puns.
- Comment on Can't stop till brimstone 1 week ago:
Carthago delenda est!
- Comment on Can't stop till brimstone 1 week ago:
Maybe they mean they’re at the brimstone till to buy some brimstone.
Or, maybe they’re a brimstone farmer and need to till the land specifically for brimstone.
We’ll just never know…
- Comment on The Warbussy 1 week ago:
I’m not a bird-person, but please tell me these are Tits? Then it could be a calendar of Tits 'n ass.
- Comment on Barn Spiders 1 week ago:
You okay Poland? That’s some depressing kids stories.
- Comment on Why do you hate AI? 1 week ago:
They’re what you should do after peeing.
- Comment on If WW3 breaks out, who is going to be on which side? 1 week ago:
Pho around and find out.
- Comment on Powerbar 1 week ago:
Absolute madlad.
- Comment on Latitudes 1 week ago:
More than 4 colours? In this economy?
- Comment on Relationship Goals 3 weeks ago:
I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.
- Comment on rofl, even. 3 weeks ago:
Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.
- Comment on rofl, even. 3 weeks ago:
Rome was an incel, and thus, never got any dates.
- Comment on Relationship Goals 3 weeks ago:
So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 3 weeks ago:
Surprise teeth.
- Comment on geological contingency plan 3 weeks ago:
Holy smokes, it works!
- Comment on geological contingency plan 3 weeks ago:
A wild student loan appears!
MajorMajormajormajor used baseball bat!
It’s not very effective…
MajorMajormajormajor has fainted from the effort.
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 4 weeks ago:
The indistinguishability of dark events from photon responses supports this explanation because rhodopsin is at the input of the transduction chain. On the other hand, processes such as the spontaneous release of neurotransmitters cannot be completely ruled out.
- Comment on NEW TOAD ALERT 5 weeks ago:
Toadlet sounds like the evolved form insult of toad.
“That guy is such a toadlet, gives me the creeps.”
- Comment on same, honestly 1 month ago:
Why would a bear have an anal probe? I feel like there’s easier ways to get one even if they did.
- Comment on what in the actual fuck 1 month ago:
Roosters have one horn at least.
- Comment on Everyone has a phase 1 month ago:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Yes, hello Physicists, how do I put someone else’s comment in the collider?
- Comment on snail lyfe 1 month ago:
If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 1 month ago:
- Comment on How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue? 1 month ago:
On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?
- Comment on Helpful guide 1 month ago:
Oh right, Ted.