MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Getting a bit crowded in there. 1 day ago:
I don’t remember this Animorphs cover.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 1 day ago:
Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding
- Comment on ancestors 4 days ago:
Failed you have. Into exile, you must go.
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 4 days ago:
Eru damn tangential elves flying off into space.
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 6 days ago:
Whale whale whale, what do we have here? - deep ocean crabs
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 6 days ago:
Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect hole in his head?
- Comment on If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be? 1 week ago:
I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.
- Comment on How do you pronounce "centaur" and why? 2 weeks ago:
Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.
- Comment on American and British English spelling and pronunciations 2 weeks ago:
Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom? Heathens!
- Comment on adhesive tape to the buttocks 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Physicists vs Normal People 4 weeks ago:
No, that’s the anti-theft device.
- Comment on The earth is a mitochondrion 4 weeks ago:
Forbidden dust.
- Comment on The earth is a mitochondrion 4 weeks ago:
Mmm, delicious Mars dust on my fingers.
- Comment on How would you suddenly disappear and ditch everyone in your life without them noticing? 4 weeks ago:
Nice try, Jeffrey Dahmer.
- Comment on Cosmology (2025-03-12) 4 weeks ago:
Doctor doctor? Strange.
- Comment on wrong again 5 weeks ago:
Well, I have a theoretical degree in physics.
- Comment on Do spiders poop ? 5 weeks ago:
First spider with sticky poop:
Oh god it’s everywhere!
Hey wait a minute…
- Comment on itsa me! 5 weeks ago:
I’d like to subscribe to more skeeter facts.
- Comment on The Nightshade Family 1 month ago:
Tomaytos.
- Comment on Can I consider myself bi or should I just say straight if I want to date women but just can’t find any that attract me? 1 month ago:
Nothing gayer than a vagina.
- Comment on Meow 1 month ago:
Source?
- Comment on What would happen if all undersea cables got severed worldwide simultaneously? 1 month ago:
Nice try, Putin.
- Comment on Meta approves bonuses of up to 200% of company executives' salaries as it trims stock awards for employees 1 month ago:
Ahh, gotcha, thanks. Not the leaches I had in mind, but funny that they said that regardless.
- Comment on nature is fucking narly 1 month ago:
I’ll just file this information away under “nightmare fuel”, thanks!
- Comment on Meta approves bonuses of up to 200% of company executives' salaries as it trims stock awards for employees 1 month ago:
Wait, what? I missed that, do you have a link?
- Comment on nuked from orbit 1 month ago:
What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?
- Comment on Schrödinger's Cat 1 month ago:
My surety about this joke is in a superposition of sure/not sure.
- Comment on Mitosis 1 month ago:
You’re literally killing op, stop! Leave op alone!
- Comment on Taking one for the team... 1 month ago:
So what’s life like as a poo scientist? How’s the pay?
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 2 months ago:
At least you would have space to explore and options to build. Being stuck in any video game for eternity is going to be hell.
