MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Dentist the Menace 22 hours ago:
“Hurry up, I got a hot date with early death!” - Person getting tooth extracted.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 2 days ago:
A useful skill to learn in case you need assistance.
- Comment on well, at least I wasn't the only one to wonder 5 days ago:
I can think of 731 reasons why.
- Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest? 2 weeks ago:
I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.
- Comment on Has Dr. Strange ever given a diagnosis mid fight? 3 weeks ago:
That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.
- Comment on bitey 3 weeks ago:
I’m no BiteForceologist but I was assume they compare muscle size, muscle attachment points, and mechanical advantage of extant creatures and then apply that data to fossils. So not 100% accurate, but not just guessing randomly.
- Comment on inflated balls 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Deep fried 4 weeks ago:
“Oh laws, he coming.” - some birb, probably.
- Comment on GRIZZLODILE 5 weeks ago:
Wow, that is fun!
- Comment on reDUcTIon iS gAIn 1 month ago:
Ahh! Don’t let the secret of time travel get out!
- Comment on We lost Keanu 1 month ago:
He’s really good at sparing no expense, though.
- Comment on Since cats don't pant like dogs how do they release trapped heat? 1 month ago:
I don’t walk on all fours usually.
- Comment on Since cats don't pant like dogs how do they release trapped heat? 1 month ago:
Okay but which way would the dog (or cat) wear pants if they did?
- Comment on Platypuses 2 months ago:
What the hell?
- Comment on ocean depth 2 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Is it possible to bottle a fart while maintaining its freshness? 2 months ago:
That is evil! I love it!
- Comment on Thoracic Aortic Aneurysm 2 months ago:
They be putting Saddam Hussein in everything these days!
- Comment on For the Lizadies out there! 2 months ago:
Life, uh, finds a way.
- Comment on Physical Examination of the Shoulder 2 months ago:
Why is Ronald McDonald pretending to be a doctor?
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
Bread goes in, brain comes out. You can’t explain that!
- Comment on as far as we know anyway 3 months ago:
May or may not cause gonorrhea.
- Comment on Sharks 3 months ago:
We’re all sharks on this blessed day.
- Comment on Normal 3 months ago:
Will I turn into a dog after using dog shampoo though? That looks like one happy dog on the bottle.
- Comment on Boopable 3 months ago:
How many myths?
About tree fiddy.
- Comment on Sea Sneks 3 months ago:
First panel has some serious don’t dead open inside vibes. I thought I was having a stroke reading it.
- Comment on Dragonflies 3 months ago:
Poor, poor gorillas, they never stood a chance.
- Comment on Could President Biden fully legalize cannabis before he leaves office? 3 months ago:
Supreme court watching that episode: write that down!
- Comment on Could President Biden fully legalize cannabis before he leaves office? 3 months ago:
You’ve been pardoned
puts sunglasses on
From your life!
- Comment on Mushroom Guides 3 months ago:
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am at electrical work!
- Comment on Fastest animal 3 months ago:
No, it was clearly not cool, hence the vaporization.
