MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 2 days ago:
Just remember the 5 "D"s of dodgeball and you’ll be alright:
Dodge,
Duck,
Dip,
Dive, and uh…
Dodge!
- Comment on It seems like when I eat meat my ears ring more. Any ideas if what causes this? Not so much with hamburger but more with pork. Thoughts? 3 days ago:
Hey Lost_My_Mind, It’s your cousin, tinnitus, want to go bowling?
- Comment on thx for the diabeetus 6 days ago:
- Comment on Cold War science was somethin' else. 1 week ago:
Worth it.
- Comment on Cold War science was somethin' else. 1 week ago:
Lovatt stayed on the island and married a photographer who had photographed their research. They later moved back into the Dolphinarium and converted it into a family home.
You think she ever made her spouse dress up as a dolphin?
- Comment on 10!=10*9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2*1 1 week ago:
Okay, I tried the joke out. I said “it” out loud to my spouse and they didn’t laugh.
- Comment on A 65,000 year old neanderthal drawing from Spain's La Pasiega Cave has been reconstructed 1 week ago:
Thanks for the info. Looks terrible lol.
- Comment on A 65,000 year old neanderthal drawing from Spain's La Pasiega Cave has been reconstructed 1 week ago:
Yeah, I knew the Saddam part, I meant what it originally was. Looks like beef jerkey dipped in BBQ sauce or something.
- Comment on A 65,000 year old neanderthal drawing from Spain's La Pasiega Cave has been reconstructed 1 week ago:
What…what is that?
- Comment on Why nor???? 1 week ago:
It works well as a paperweight.
- Comment on It's literally science 1 week ago:
It allows two people to have better posture when they’re both hacking into the mainframe on the same keyboard.
- Comment on Fck it, we ball 2 weeks ago:
Hopefully in one end and out the other.
- Comment on What Lemmy/Piefed communities are YOUR personal favourites? 2 weeks ago:
Hoo wouldn’t like owls? They’re pretty superb.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Oviraptor’s dying thoughts: “I sure hope millions of years from now some weird looking mammals don’t misinterpret this final act!”
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
- Comment on One way to guarantee your paper blows people away 5 weeks ago:
“Have we tried more LSD?”
Did the CIA hire everyone from Unit 731?
- Comment on One way to guarantee your paper blows people away 5 weeks ago:
Turns out genius mathematicians, just like average people, go a little crazy when you subject them to a shitload of LSD and torture. Who would have guessed.
- Comment on Why I gave up electronics club 5 weeks ago:
The south^of Cybertron^ will rise again?
- Comment on Why I gave up electronics club 5 weeks ago:
Man, they have positrons and negatrons now? The Transformers franchise is wild.
- Comment on HD 137010 b 5 weeks ago:
Really tied the universe together, man.
- Comment on HD 137010 b 5 weeks ago:
Excelsior!
- Comment on "Capitalism rewards innovation!" 5 weeks ago:
This is the alternative meaning.
- Comment on Just vibing 5 weeks ago:
I knew it!
- Comment on Just vibing 5 weeks ago:
Newton’s cradle sounds like a kinky sex move, which is ironic since Newton was likely a virgin.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I can’t find the store though…
- Comment on HONK 1 month ago:
I’m not your HONKing pal, buddy!
- Comment on HONK 1 month ago:
It’s fine, I know a goose. They said it’s cool.
- Comment on HONK 1 month ago:
What the HONK! did you just say to me?!
- Comment on Denominator, go Mercator 1 month ago:
Greenland: I was in the pool!
- Comment on Denominator, go Mercator 1 month ago:
Slightly enlarging something that is microscopic doesn’t change much.
