MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Relationship Goals 3 days ago:
I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.
- Comment on rofl, even. 3 days ago:
Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.
- Comment on rofl, even. 3 days ago:
Rome was an incel, and thus, never got any dates.
- Comment on Relationship Goals 3 days ago:
So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 5 days ago:
Surprise teeth.
- Comment on geological contingency plan 6 days ago:
Holy smokes, it works!
- Comment on geological contingency plan 6 days ago:
A wild student loan appears!
MajorMajormajormajor used baseball bat!
It’s not very effective…
MajorMajormajormajor has fainted from the effort.
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 1 week ago:
The indistinguishability of dark events from photon responses supports this explanation because rhodopsin is at the input of the transduction chain. On the other hand, processes such as the spontaneous release of neurotransmitters cannot be completely ruled out.
- Comment on NEW TOAD ALERT 2 weeks ago:
Toadlet sounds like the evolved form insult of toad.
“That guy is such a toadlet, gives me the creeps.”
- Comment on same, honestly 3 weeks ago:
Why would a bear have an anal probe? I feel like there’s easier ways to get one even if they did.
- Comment on what in the actual fuck 3 weeks ago:
Roosters have one horn at least.
- Comment on Everyone has a phase 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Yes, hello Physicists, how do I put someone else’s comment in the collider?
- Comment on snail lyfe 5 weeks ago:
If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue? 5 weeks ago:
On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?
- Comment on Helpful guide 5 weeks ago:
Oh right, Ted.
- Comment on make like a tree ii 1 month ago:
Any port in a storm.
- Comment on it's that time 1 month ago:
Wow, I’ve never seen a spider-skeleton-ologist in the wild before!
- Comment on Reddit's AI Suggests Users Try Heroin 1 month ago:
Okay, I will.
- Comment on wax on 1 month ago:
I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 1 month ago:
That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.
- Comment on OSHA says 1 month ago:
And OSHA said
Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.
- Comment on Remember: You are loved. 1 month ago:
Didn’t you read your Dino bible? Jesusaurus died for our petroleum based sins!
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 1 month ago:
Born in an inescapable coffin.
Ah, so real life then.
- Comment on moonshine 2 months ago:
You know what? I’m leaving it.
- Comment on moonshine 2 months ago:
That’s what happens when you meme before tea.
- Comment on moonshine 2 months ago:
You could say it
takes sunglasses off
Rocks
- Comment on moonshine 2 months ago:
Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.
- Comment on Somebody call a doctor! 2 months ago:
What am I, a toastologist?
