Airbuddy 🦛

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Researcher: “Well, you see, when hippos run very fast, there are moments when their four limbs are in the air, it’s as if-”

  Journalist: “HIPPOPOTAMOS CAN FLY!!! THE FUCKING HIPPOS FLY!!! A HIPPO JUST HIT THE PENTAGON!”

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ok Georgie boy, you’ve trained for this. Sit and wait for your handler. Just sit and wait for your handler.

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  • ElJefe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And it is now the penta gone!

    Ok I’ll see myself out…

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  • goddard_guryon@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• MagicShel@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  #Yo dawg.

  #I heard you like comments.

  #So I prefix every line with a hashtag so I can comment my comment while I comment.

  exit 1

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  • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The user just wanted their post to…

    …”take off”.

    😎YYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    just Tumblr Brain things

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  • loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    main.cpp:1:2: error: invalid preprocessing directive #Yo
        1 | #Yo dawg.
          |  ^~
    main.cpp:3:2: error: invalid preprocessing directive #I
        3 | #I heard you like comments.
          |  ^
    main.cpp:5:2: error: invalid preprocessing directive #So
        5 | #So I prefix every line with a hashtag so I can comment my comment while I comment.
          |  ^~
    main.cpp:7:1: error: ‘exit’ does not name a type
        7 | exit 1
          | ^~~~
    main.cpp:1:1: note: ‘exit’ is defined in header ‘’; did you forget to ‘#include ’?
      +++ |+#include <cstdlib>
        1 | #Yo dawg.
    

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    • MagicShel@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sorry, mate. I dropped this.

      #!/usr/bin/env bash

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is it even considered running if that doesn’t happen?

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why would it not be?

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    • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      race walking ?

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  hover cat

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• BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One thing I learned from Kerbal space program is that anything flies with enough boosters

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• lenuup@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I am very certain that most animals can get airborne, even for prolonged periods of time,when reaching high enough speed. The trick lies in accelerating them to sufficient speed. Landing and deceleration can also pose a problem.

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  • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I mean, if you’re just yeeting animals off a cliff, then they can all “fly”.

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    • lenuup@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The OP said “get airborne”. Controlled flight was not part of the discussion.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  horsesandus.com/the-4-basic-horse-gaits-explained…

  Neat breakdown of walk vs trot vs canter vs gallop, for horses.

  …org.in/…/hippos-dont-fly-but-the-massive-animals…

  Non-nonsensical headline and brief summary of hipoos gaits: evidently they have been observed reaching a trot, which does include moments where two feet are coming up, and two down, thus for that brief moment, the hippo is ‘suspended’ or… “”“airborne”“”.

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  • ftbd@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When I woke up this morning, I didn’t anticipate I’d be spending 15 minutes reading about how horses walk, but it was well worth that time!

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Happy to help put a little getty-up in your get-along, haha!

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah they can fly when they poop and propeller-spin their tails.

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• LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s why I sleep with a hippo net around my bed

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• AppearanceBoring9229@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fun fact: if a hippo runs fast enough they can travel trough time

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• judgyweevil@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I know it’s a comment, but they didn’t have to comment every line

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  • NoPanko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s a screenshot of Tumblr tags, very common on tumblr to hide whole essays in tags

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    • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sure, but that doesn’t excuse or exclude it from being frustrating, annoying, and just generally unpleasant.

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• gens@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ahctually it’s not running unless all feet are off the ground at some point.

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  • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Only for bipedals. Quadrupedal animals can well keep a leg on the ground at all times even when moving at speed. To borrow from another comment here: Would you call a stampeding elephant “walking”?

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fly, my pretties! Fly!

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just to chase flying pigs.

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• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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