P00ptart
@P00ptart@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 21 hours ago:
“if you push this button, someone you… Did you just push the button?” Me: *looking them in the eye while I slowly push it again. “At least let me tell you what it does, if you push the button, someone you don’t know will die…” Me: *pushes button again. “SOMEONE WILL DIE AND YOU GET A MILLION DOLLARS!” “7,999,999,997 more to go, then”
(What’s it up to now 8.2bill or so? I figure me and the people I know, plus about 200 million other people could get along well enough… Fuck, better knock another 180million or so off)
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto 6 release date has been announced, but the game has been delayed to 2026 | VGC 5 days ago:
I can’t see that being an issue with GTA. It’s far too big to fuck up like that, which is why there’s a delay.
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto 6 release date has been announced, but the game has been delayed to 2026 | VGC 5 days ago:
How can you say that when they haven’t made a game in a decade? Its like saying the beetles are culturally irrelevant. GTA continues to influence other games and is relevant to society even if they never made another game. I think fortnite is a dumb capitalist nothing game but I can’t deny it’s relevance.
- Comment on Yay for kitties 1 week ago:
In my experience, this just means “prepare for a savage attack from my back claws while I bite you”
- Comment on BONE COLLECTOR 1 week ago:
Good. Creepy little bastards. /s
- Comment on Banananananananana 1 week ago:
So he’s a twofer?
- Comment on Monty Python and the Holy Grail at 50: a hilarious comic peak 1 week ago:
I can’t even watch it now. I’ve seen the movie countless times, haven’t watched the ending in probably 20 years. It’s just straight up better if you cut it off like the sopranos lol
- Comment on Monty Python and the Holy Grail at 50: a hilarious comic peak 1 week ago:
Till the ending anyways…
One of the best movies ever made, tainted by the single stupidest ending. Such a shame.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 1 week ago:
Exactly, that’s the fun part. Would it get worse, or swing the other way, having kids talk like uppity old money aristocrats?
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 1 week ago:
I would teach London children the most obnoxious brain rot slang from today as a laugh.
- Comment on We sure do like our Fungi 2 weeks ago:
Or spiritual successor to goat simulator.
- Comment on Neutronium would like a word. 2 weeks ago:
Last package of the da… Yo wtf?!?
- Comment on Neutronium would like a word. 2 weeks ago:
Just toss a few teaspoons of black hole in there.
- Comment on Stretchable Battery Can Survive Even Extreme Torture 2 weeks ago:
falls apart within 5 minutes of talking to my mother
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 2 weeks ago:
I HATE that about having big feet, I’m on my feet all day and it doesn’t matter if I go up one or down, my feet are going to hurt, just in different ways.
- Comment on women are the devil 2 weeks ago:
I get that. I used to follow (not believe) conspiracy theories because it’s so fantastical that I read them as like, life fanfic.
But these people don’t share my type of interest in it. They’re more like Christians pushing their beliefs.
The reality is that we’re all just human. None better than the rest. But the thing is no individual or even group can say they 100% now how the full functions of the economic machine we’ve built even work. Let alone geopolitics or the myriad of other functions of the global society. We’re all on a ship with no captain or crew, and while we try to get the smartest people in the right positions to figure it out and get us moving the right direction, it doesn’t always work when we succeed and definitely not when we fail.
- Comment on Astronomers Detect a Signature of Life on a Distant Planet 3 weeks ago:
Well that’s out of the question. We don’t have nearly that much time left as a society capable of making such grandiose things happen.
- Comment on DJI’s new drone speaker lets cops yell at you from the sky 3 weeks ago:
I mean, this has been a trope in movies for so long that we all knew in the back of our heads that this day was coming.
- Comment on ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Has the Most Words Per Minute of Any TV Show, Study Finds 3 weeks ago:
Suits would crush Brooklyn 99 if they didn’t have so many long, drawn out shots of dramatic looks.
- Comment on Scott Jennings Stomps on Dem Fantasy an Illegal Alien Deported to El Salvador Will Return a U.S. Citizen 3 weeks ago:
Reading that headline gave me IBS.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 3 weeks ago:
Spelling? I’m not worried about spelling when it’s been acceptable to murder grammar in public for 20 years.
- Comment on Germany to create ‘super–high-tech ministry’ for research, technology, and aerospace 3 weeks ago:
So German DARPA?
- Comment on Surely this is the radical islam people are so concerned about 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 4 weeks ago:
Sure the cult does, but the dictatorship the left doesn’t fizzle out.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 4 weeks ago:
No it absolutely is not. The Mario movie was done with love for the game. This was written buy a guy who’s only understanding of the game is a 30 minute conversation with his enthusiastic nephew. I have never once left a theater feeling more “meh” in my life.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 4 weeks ago:
Really? I don’t get it. I chuckled a couple times at Momoa, but otherwise it felt like listening to a kid describe the game for 2 hrs. Like “HEY HEY HEY! We got Jack black to do his shtick to hide the fact that we didn’t use any writers!”
- Comment on Mobile drone lighting system uses 288 LEDs to turn night into day 4 weeks ago:
Cause ya know, flares haven’t existed for over a hundred years or anything.
- Comment on Brain waves become spoken words in AI breakthrough for paralysis 5 weeks ago:
“Thoughts become evidence for police states”
- Comment on 'Joker,' 'Matrix' producer files for bankruptcy protection amid Warner Bros. fight 5 weeks ago:
Good. Between the matrix and joker, both have been useful for the far right to recruit.
- Comment on Should I withdraw/stop putting into my 401k? 5 weeks ago:
Buy the dip now, sure. But this isn’t the dip, it’s a Continental shelf and you’re about to lose a fuck ton of money.
