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@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Alfredo Linguini 1 week ago:
Mmm that’s a spicy macaroni! 🤌
- Comment on Houses in my area increases 82% in just 4 years 1 month ago:
Is a timber frame house from back then the same as one built post 1950 though? Some Q’s:
- Have materials/practices decreased in quality?
- Has there been a shift from a sense of pride in craft and duty to build well towards cutting corners and saving $?
- Has the density and properties of wood changed as we use smaller trees grown more quickly in monocultures compared to old-growth harvested lumber of pre 1900s?
- Comment on If you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71. 1 month ago:
Casualties are to be expected.
- Comment on This is not fine 2 months ago:
My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.
- Comment on Tough Shit 2 months ago:
Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.
- Comment on He's just lucky I guess 2 months ago:
At my old school we never entered someone’s rectum without consent.
- Comment on Which one is you? 2 months ago:
Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.
- Comment on tall, dark & handsome 2 months ago:
All the other male crane’s instincts: “How is she with him?”
Walnut’s instincts: “You’re weird AF, let’s roll the dice on genetic fitness.”
- Comment on Two more monkeys jumping on the couch... 2 months ago:
Called one a ra-cist, he said “Ouch!
Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,
And invite JD on over to the couch.”
- Comment on Chavtar 2 months ago:
- Comment on I was crazy once 2 months ago:
I was crazy once.
- Comment on Platypuses 2 months ago:
Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 3 months ago:
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
- Comment on I prefer shamdiarrheoa 3 months ago:
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
- Comment on In theaters Now 3 months ago:
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown off world colony, c. 2496 AD
- Comment on I'm so sorry 3 months ago:
- Comment on Should we consider Jesus a zombie? 4 months ago:
He do not feel ashamed!
- Comment on What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night? 4 months ago:
Hip deep in the Pepto
I got five on her like Ben Folds
I got more tail than that PetCo
You faker than some Sweet’N Low
Yeah, you got some silverware
But really, are you eating though?
- Comment on There are lots of different ways to make cum and they all taste pretty bad 4 months ago:
D-I-Why?
- Comment on What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night? 4 months ago:
- Comment on Pizza! Pizza! 4 months ago:
Rule #1: Cardio
- Comment on What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night? 4 months ago:
That sounds like a good way to get shot…
- Comment on Hail our true supreme leader 4 months ago:
And also how it ends.
- Comment on Just started an OnlyFans 4 months ago:
- Comment on Gabby Thomas 4 months ago:
Wait, you nerds can throw?
- Comment on Corn 🌽 4 months ago:
Wrong, the grass enslaved humanity. It was like “I hear wheat is doing well, I wanna get a hominid slave species that will protect me from pests and propagate my genetic line whilst literally clearing away all competing plants for miles.”
And corn got their slaves, and as the plant relaxed over successive generations they grew more bready and delicious because the only predator eating them was also ensuring their monocrop dominance so get fat and whatever who cares!
- Comment on Futon 4 months ago:
Dinner and a date!
- Comment on Why do we put up with this crap? 4 months ago:
So tight! Can barely afford to keep the plane in the air what with all the stock buybacks.
- Comment on 🦍 😁 ❔ 4 months ago:
More importantly, why are your teeth not retractable?
- Comment on Why do we put up with this crap? 4 months ago:
And CEO bonuses and shareholder dividends must always be high-flying.
