I think it’s the clitoris?
Could an American please prove me wrong?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
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Jordar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ha easy! That’s Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes
Brutticus@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Hail hail Genovia! A land I didn’t maaake up!
Brutticus@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
The princess is Mia Thermopolis
ch00f@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Famous for their pears
Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I’ve been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yugothesenuts got em
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yougoslobmynuts HA
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.
DMBFFF@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.
Something_something@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
DMBFFF@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Few have talked about the Irafi miracle:
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I’m about 60% sure that’s not real.
Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET
it isnt
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So New Zealand then? Got it!
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That’s the fucking Feywild, bro. Those borders aren’t going to stay where they’re at. France needs to look out.
Archer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Makes me think of The Fractured Europe series
aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
nl4real@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
France, I’m so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sprance, duh!
0ops@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Oh that’s easy. Connecticut
Gobbel2000@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Monaco got stung by a wasp.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.
This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”
Rolando@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald’s there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
McDonald’s at sea is just as good (if not better) than land McDonald’s.
norimee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay, fair point. Then tell me what is in the red circle, without looking it up. Image
Note, that I only added a red circle and an arrow and no additional country.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It’s only a country in the vaguist sense. It’s a historical artifact. Charlemagne’s last gasp. It’s beyond funny that they have a vote in the UN, despite being effectively a tax haven and ski resort.
It’s such a bizarre thing that Macron is a prince there.
A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Easy, Andorra. Do Europeans not play with Seterra?
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Doh, I thought it was Liechtenstein. I rember three small things from my kids geography quizes… Monaco, Vatican city, and Liechtenstein. So in my mind it had to be one of them. Lol.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
that’s the holy roman empire
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Exactly.
You can tell this by it not being holy, not Roman, or an empire.
dan00@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
It’s a Russian enclave, but I don’t know what it’s called without looking it up. I’ll be the first to say “Oooooh right” when someone does post the name.
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 weeks ago
Akshually it’s a Russian exclave. That means it’s disconnected from the main part of Russia. An enclave is like Vatican city which is totally surrounded by Italy. 🤓🤓
overcast5348@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I said “Oooooh right” before you. What now, buddy?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
New Prussia
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
occupied prussia?
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I cheated and looked up a map of Europe, and that country is named “Russia”. Haha!
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
So, pre WWII that was more-or-less East Prussia. Does anybody know how Russian it is these days, in terms of language and culture? Is there any remaining hint of Prussianness vs Russianness? I would think that having no land route connecting it to the rest of Moscow might result in it having its own identity. But, I don’t know enough about its history to know if any of the people there feel a connection to the pre-WWII identity.
OTOH, sometimes you get the opposite effect, like people in the Falkland Islands feeling even stronger connections to Britain than a lot of the people actually living in the British Isles.
Also, since it’s the home of the Black Sea fleet, I imagine that means a lot of Russians in the navy moving there, which would tend to exert a strong Russian cultural influence on the area.
wieson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well all inhabitants were pretty much thrown out or fled to Germany in fear of persecution. Then Stalin filled it up with ethnic Russians.
They do have their own identity afaik, but it stems more from the connections they made with the neighbours: Lithuania and Poland.
I don’t know how deep it goes, but Kaliningraders were more against the war as it inconvenienced them in doing their shopping in Lithuania.
Btw it’s only half of East Prussia, the southern half was given to Poland.
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’ve played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn’t exist
Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s probably from a mod.
Cagi@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world’s largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Bavarium for making donut filling right?
DonGirses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sounds ripe for liberation
8000gnat@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
can’talonia
CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Basque at deez nuts
yjr4df0708@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Greater Morocco
it’s a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s where they race Monte Carlo Rally. Than they flood it when the race is over.
activ8r@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This genuinely got me. I’m from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke… I’m not a smart woman.
errer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As an American, would you like it to be a country?
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That map isn’t America therefore none of it exists
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
That would be France’s Testicles.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Atlantis was here all along.
grue@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Greater Catalonia.
WatTyler@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Shush, that’s the secret European country only rich people know about…
kspatlas@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was
nibble4bits@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
That’s Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
pythonoob@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Sprance. Duh
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
genfood@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
is there oil?
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No oil? No tacos? No point…
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
now scan an obese person
toofpic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Don’t catch you slippin’ now