I think it’s the clitoris?
Could an American please prove me wrong?
Submitted 8 months ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
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Jordar@lemmy.world 8 months ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
ccunning@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ha easy! That’s Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 8 months ago
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭
Randelung@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes
Brutticus@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Hail hail Genovia! A land I didn’t maaake up!
Brutticus@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The princess is Mia Thermopolis
ch00f@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Famous for their pears
Vinny_93@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I’ve been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yugothesenuts got em
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yougoslobmynuts HA
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.
DMBFFF@lemmy.world 8 months ago
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.
ccunning@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.
Something_something@lemmy.world 8 months ago
U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
DMBFFF@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Few have talked about the Irafi miracle:
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I’m about 60% sure that’s not real.
Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET
it isnt
Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So New Zealand then? Got it!
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
That’s the fucking Feywild, bro. Those borders aren’t going to stay where they’re at. France needs to look out.
Archer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Makes me think of The Fractured Europe series
aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Sprance, duh!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Oh I thought it was Frain
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Guys, guys, it’s clearly Fronaco!
nl4real@lemmy.world 8 months ago
France, I’m so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
0ops@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Oh that’s easy. Connecticut
Gobbel2000@programming.dev 8 months ago
Monaco got stung by a wasp.
AA5B@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.
This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”
Rolando@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald’s there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 8 months ago
McDonald’s at sea is just as good (if not better) than land McDonald’s.
norimee@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Okay, fair point. Then tell me what is in the red circle, without looking it up. Image
Note, that I only added a red circle and an arrow and no additional country.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
It’s only a country in the vaguist sense. It’s a historical artifact. Charlemagne’s last gasp. It’s beyond funny that they have a vote in the UN, despite being effectively a tax haven and ski resort.
It’s such a bizarre thing that Macron is a prince there.
A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Easy, Andorra. Do Europeans not play with Seterra?
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Doh, I thought it was Liechtenstein. I rember three small things from my kids geography quizes… Monaco, Vatican city, and Liechtenstein. So in my mind it had to be one of them. Lol.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
that’s the holy roman empire
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Exactly.
You can tell this by it not being holy, not Roman, or an empire.
dan00@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It’s a Russian enclave, but I don’t know what it’s called without looking it up. I’ll be the first to say “Oooooh right” when someone does post the name.
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 8 months ago
Akshually it’s a Russian exclave. That means it’s disconnected from the main part of Russia. An enclave is like Vatican city which is totally surrounded by Italy. 🤓🤓
overcast5348@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I said “Oooooh right” before you. What now, buddy?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
New Prussia
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 8 months ago
occupied prussia?
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I cheated and looked up a map of Europe, and that country is named “Russia”. Haha!
merc@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
So, pre WWII that was more-or-less East Prussia. Does anybody know how Russian it is these days, in terms of language and culture? Is there any remaining hint of Prussianness vs Russianness? I would think that having no land route connecting it to the rest of Moscow might result in it having its own identity. But, I don’t know enough about its history to know if any of the people there feel a connection to the pre-WWII identity.
OTOH, sometimes you get the opposite effect, like people in the Falkland Islands feeling even stronger connections to Britain than a lot of the people actually living in the British Isles.
Also, since it’s the home of the Black Sea fleet, I imagine that means a lot of Russians in the navy moving there, which would tend to exert a strong Russian cultural influence on the area.
wieson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well all inhabitants were pretty much thrown out or fled to Germany in fear of persecution. Then Stalin filled it up with ethnic Russians.
They do have their own identity afaik, but it stems more from the connections they made with the neighbours: Lithuania and Poland.
I don’t know how deep it goes, but Kaliningraders were more against the war as it inconvenienced them in doing their shopping in Lithuania.
Btw it’s only half of East Prussia, the southern half was given to Poland.
Cagi@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world’s largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Bavarium for making donut filling right?
DonGirses@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sounds ripe for liberation
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
I’ve played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn’t exist
Chocrates@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s probably from a mod.
8000gnat@reddthat.com 8 months ago
can’talonia
CptEnder@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Basque at deez nuts
yjr4df0708@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Greater Morocco
it’s a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s where they race Monte Carlo Rally. Than they flood it when the race is over.
activ8r@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This genuinely got me. I’m from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke… I’m not a smart woman.
errer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen
nexguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
As an American, would you like it to be a country?
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That map isn’t America therefore none of it exists
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 months ago
That would be France’s Testicles.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Atlantis was here all along.
grue@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Greater Catalonia.
WatTyler@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Shush, that’s the secret European country only rich people know about…
kspatlas@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was
nibble4bits@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That’s Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
pythonoob@programming.dev 8 months ago
Sprance. Duh
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
genfood@feddit.org 8 months ago
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 8 months ago
is there oil?
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 8 months ago
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No oil? No tacos? No point…
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
now scan an obese person
toofpic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Don’t catch you slippin’ now