I think it’s the clitoris?
Could an American please prove me wrong?
Submitted 2 years ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
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Jordar@lemmy.world 2 years ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ha easy! That’s Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 2 years ago
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes
Brutticus@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Hail hail Genovia! A land I didn’t maaake up!
Brutticus@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The princess is Mia Thermopolis
ch00f@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Famous for their pears
Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I’ve been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yugothesenuts got em
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yougoslobmynuts HA
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.
DMBFFF@lemmy.world 2 years ago
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.
Something_something@lemmy.world 2 years ago
U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
DMBFFF@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Few have talked about the Irafi miracle:
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I’m about 60% sure that’s not real.
Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET
it isnt
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So New Zealand then? Got it!
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
That’s the fucking Feywild, bro. Those borders aren’t going to stay where they’re at. France needs to look out.
Archer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Makes me think of The Fractured Europe series
aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Sprance, duh!
nl4real@lemmy.world 2 years ago
France, I’m so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
0ops@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Oh that’s easy. Connecticut
Gobbel2000@programming.dev 2 years ago
Monaco got stung by a wasp.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.
This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”
Rolando@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald’s there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 years ago
McDonald’s at sea is just as good (if not better) than land McDonald’s.
norimee@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Okay, fair point. Then tell me what is in the red circle, without looking it up. Image
Note, that I only added a red circle and an arrow and no additional country.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
It’s only a country in the vaguist sense. It’s a historical artifact. Charlemagne’s last gasp. It’s beyond funny that they have a vote in the UN, despite being effectively a tax haven and ski resort.
It’s such a bizarre thing that Macron is a prince there.
A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Easy, Andorra. Do Europeans not play with Seterra?
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Doh, I thought it was Liechtenstein. I rember three small things from my kids geography quizes… Monaco, Vatican city, and Liechtenstein. So in my mind it had to be one of them. Lol.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
that’s the holy roman empire
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Exactly.
You can tell this by it not being holy, not Roman, or an empire.
dan00@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s a Russian enclave, but I don’t know what it’s called without looking it up. I’ll be the first to say “Oooooh right” when someone does post the name.
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 years ago
Akshually it’s a Russian exclave. That means it’s disconnected from the main part of Russia. An enclave is like Vatican city which is totally surrounded by Italy. 🤓🤓
overcast5348@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I said “Oooooh right” before you. What now, buddy?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
New Prussia
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 years ago
occupied prussia?
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I cheated and looked up a map of Europe, and that country is named “Russia”. Haha!
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
So, pre WWII that was more-or-less East Prussia. Does anybody know how Russian it is these days, in terms of language and culture? Is there any remaining hint of Prussianness vs Russianness? I would think that having no land route connecting it to the rest of Moscow might result in it having its own identity. But, I don’t know enough about its history to know if any of the people there feel a connection to the pre-WWII identity.
OTOH, sometimes you get the opposite effect, like people in the Falkland Islands feeling even stronger connections to Britain than a lot of the people actually living in the British Isles.
Also, since it’s the home of the Black Sea fleet, I imagine that means a lot of Russians in the navy moving there, which would tend to exert a strong Russian cultural influence on the area.
wieson@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well all inhabitants were pretty much thrown out or fled to Germany in fear of persecution. Then Stalin filled it up with ethnic Russians.
They do have their own identity afaik, but it stems more from the connections they made with the neighbours: Lithuania and Poland.
I don’t know how deep it goes, but Kaliningraders were more against the war as it inconvenienced them in doing their shopping in Lithuania.
Btw it’s only half of East Prussia, the southern half was given to Poland.
Cagi@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world’s largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Bavarium for making donut filling right?
DonGirses@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sounds ripe for liberation
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I’ve played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn’t exist
Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s probably from a mod.
8000gnat@reddthat.com 2 years ago
can’talonia
CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Basque at deez nuts
yjr4df0708@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Greater Morocco
it’s a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s where they race Monte Carlo Rally. Than they flood it when the race is over.
activ8r@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
This genuinely got me. I’m from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke… I’m not a smart woman.
errer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As an American, would you like it to be a country?
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That map isn’t America therefore none of it exists
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 years ago
That would be France’s Testicles.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Atlantis was here all along.
grue@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Greater Catalonia.
kspatlas@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was
nibble4bits@lemm.ee 2 years ago
That’s Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
pythonoob@programming.dev 2 years ago
Sprance. Duh
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
genfood@feddit.org 2 years ago
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
is there oil?
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 2 years ago
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No oil? No tacos? No point…
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
now scan an obese person
toofpic@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Don’t catch you slippin’ now