apfelwoiSchoppen

@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨questions about sex toys: would it be a bad idea to fully insert a vibrating egg in my bum?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The addage Without a base, without a trace is important to remember y’all!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guess I'm just a cubicle monkey now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean I certainly don’t want to fight in wars if those are the options, cubicles it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are so many issues with this comment. Judgy and naïve in the best interpretation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t threaten me with a good time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This seat reservation doesn't reserve any seats⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the clarification!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This seat reservation doesn't reserve any seats⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fairly common in Germany. Trains can be so full often times that people are standing butt to belly in the aisles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tokyo government to introduce four-day workweek for its employees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re too balls to do it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny how uniting this is somehow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, fuck the capitalist in every industry squeezing our healthcare options tighter each year for investor profit. Fuck the capitalists that keep us all from having unions. Fuck the capitalists that force so many of us into two or three jobs to survive. Fuck the capitalists for making people decide between food and medication. Fuck the capitalists that require “dependable transportation” but destabilize public transit so it takes two hours to go 5 miles. Fuck the capitalists that invest in war rather than social welfare.

  It isn’t funny, persay, it is past fucking time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨None of this would be necessary if you had just let me sit inside⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maggie O’Connell must be shitting her pants in the cockpit.

  This is a reference that only people over 45 will likely get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK counter-terrorism unit demands Steam withdraw controversial shooter from sale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Streisand Effect in practice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “The downside is that the mug is also 180°C now.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your favorite vehicle in GTA:SA?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bicycle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with Bluesky App?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He went to Nostr.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with Bluesky App?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dorsey has nothing to do with the Bluesky anymore. theverge.com/…/jack-dorsey-gone-bluesky-board

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with Bluesky App?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The VC money will require recoup on investment at some point. It might feel good now, but enshittification comes for them all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Orange Dickhead dies before taking his oath again will sucession still be applicable? Like Vance the new pres and Johnson the new VP?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they would vote for Vance in that case, which is technically successional.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do the majority of women still take their partner's last name?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly, this is a strange concept to get hung up on. In China and North and South Korea, a woman in a stereotypical heterosexual marriage keeps her name and the children get the father’s name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Orange Dickhead dies before taking his oath again will sucession still be applicable? Like Vance the new pres and Johnson the new VP?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which again, is inevitable. Good luck getting the Supreme Court to rule against the Republicans. The ticket was on the ballot, not the individual candidate for President.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do the majority of women still take their partner's last name?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This conversation is so white and western culture centric. Many cultures have different norms. Centering on this as there normal route globally is strange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Orange Dickhead dies before taking his oath again will sucession still be applicable? Like Vance the new pres and Johnson the new VP?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. The ticket got elected, not just orange turdsicle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mythology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then all the popes throughout history definitely put their dicks in anything and everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mythology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Accurate summary of Catholicism too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They are not. Education is at your fingertips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Such patronizing comments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stalker 2: Heart of Chornobyl - Smoking Barrels Gameplay Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The development company is Ukrainian, I’m sure they agree with you but are working with some tighter constraints than typical for game development. Please give them some slack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable News Weighs In On What Went Wrong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And once again, the establishment “left” in the DNC shifts to the right to gobble more corporate dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stanley Cup Accessories Are Wild⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There is only one Stanley Cup. (OK maybe three)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2024 so far and we still have 2 months to go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The next few days might add a whole extra bucket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft made me sign in on their Xbox Accessories app to update the firmware on my controller⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Enshittify!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gandalf failed to consider incest, half my ancestors are related baby⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It is for this reason that I have struggled with the linear path genealogy that many folks take.