cordlesslamp
@cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
- Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? 2 days ago:
Got food poisoning from an undercooked egg last week. Literally became a human fountain on BOTH ENDS, at the SAME TIME!!Thanks God it’s not salmonella even though it dragged me halfway to hell. If salmonella is worse than that, I wouldn’t wish it for my worst enemies.
- Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? 3 days ago:
Depends on where you live, that could literally kill you. Salmonella are no joke.
- Comment on Which one? 4 days ago:
Big talk for someone in throwing distance.
- Comment on That's Life 4 days ago:
False. Girl’s thighs are immune to cold and ice damage.
I’ve seen girls wearing the thickest coat known to man and the biggest fur boots but with no pants and just a leggings and mini skirt.
- Comment on Soup 5 days ago:
if we’re at the point that we can revive a frozen corpse, I think we can retrieve a floating capsule orbiting earth.
- Comment on Soup 5 days ago:
There is currently no way to do it on a budget.>
Launch the capsule into space in an orbit around earth that’s always obscure from the sun?
Not a “budget” option but definitely a hell lot cheaper in the long run (decades, or even centuries).
- Comment on Stop right there 6 days ago:
Same thing for Earth, it can only be at one place at anytime, creating a huge window for any asteroid to missed earth. And when it missed, it must loop around and orbit the sun, multiple times, increasing the chance of it got caught in Jupiter’s gravitational well, which is a pretty massive distance.
Orbital mechanic is crazy and make no sense for a peasant like me. You would think hitting the sun is the easiest thing but It’s actually really hard to launch something into the sun. And would require an enormous energy to do so.
Ever wonder why don’t we just launch our nuclear waste into the sun? I thought so too and do some Google search about it. It was an interesting read.
- Comment on Experiments 1 week ago:
It’s just a phase.
- Comment on Glorious Victory 1 week ago:
“we’re still learning What’s best for PC players”
Translation: We’re trying multiple predatory methods to see how far we can push PC players and figure out what we can get away with, compared to all the shit shows we successfully pulled off on our own platform.
- Comment on I made a porn scroller, AMA. 1 week ago:
This is great, and free.
So… what’s the catch?
- Comment on Maybe hot take: as a handheld, the regular switch is an awful handheld 1 week ago:
Hey, is it too late to buy a couple of n3dsxl in 2024? Is it unusable now as all online services are shut down? Can you still find game cartridges to buy?
I just want something simple to play co-op game with the wife and kids on camping trip or on-the-go sometimes. Last month I dug out my old DSLite from the attic and it’s still boot. My candy-crush-4-life wife love the Mario kart and couldn’t stop playing LOL. But we can’t justify to buy 2-4 Switch.
Because fuck Nintendo and their predatory anti consumer business model.
- Comment on Why do mobile games suck nowadays? 1 week ago:
I beg to differ. Angry Bird, cut the rope, where’s my water, Space RPG, FRUIT Ninja, and a whole lot more, are classic mobile games in the beginning. They’re sometimes simple, yes, but at least there’s efforts in it to try to be original.
Nowadays, it’s all Freemium p2w cash grab.
- Comment on Anyone else? 1 week ago:
The more I hate a character, the more respect and admiration I have for the actor/actress. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with people who can’t differentiate between fiction and reality.
- Comment on party poopers 1 week ago:
False. Really hot glass would glow red, and sometimes cold glass would have condensation depending on the humidity.
- Comment on The miracle of childbirth 2 weeks ago:
Evolution, WHY!!?
- Comment on Evolution isn't linear. 2 weeks ago:
when I was little, my neighbor had this tiny chicken that acted like a guard dog. It would chase and attack anything that comes near the front gate. All the neighbor kids are traumatized by that little fucker, including me. That’s why I have an eternal fear of chicken, even now as a 6"2’ male adult.
- Comment on After 10,000+ hours grinding, MapleStory's first level 300 player slams the brakes at 299.99 to rant about the MMO and then quit, all on a dev-promoted stream 2 weeks ago:
do you have 10000 hours to spare?
- Comment on So close. Once again missed the mark by a mere 1%. I was at 68% at this time last year. 3 weeks ago:
You can try again at 4:20 June 9th (AM & PM so you got double chances)
- Comment on Progress! 4 weeks ago:
But now they got a plan to kill you which they has planned on for 1000 years.
- Comment on Am I the only one who's "shorts" feed is all basically softcore porn? 4 weeks ago:
Never touch the YT homepage. Always went straight to Subscription tab and watch stuff you subscribe to or search for the stuff you want to watch yourself.
- Comment on tremendous 4 weeks ago:
IT’S LIKE MAGIC!
Then they probably got punished for practicing witchcraft and dark arts.
- Comment on Discord Shuts Down Servers for Switch Emulators Suyu & Sudachi; Disables Lead Developers Account As Well 4 weeks ago:
Datcord?
- Comment on tremendous 4 weeks ago:
Is that really from a book that used to teach children? Holy fuckin hell. No wonder America got shittier every day.
- Comment on $70 titles are doomed to go “the way of the dodo” says Saber Interactive CEO 4 weeks ago:
Just stop spending millions in making games photorealistic where it doesn’t need to.
- Comment on don't tell iceland 4 weeks ago:
Rat milk, I guarantee you no one has ever tasted that.
- Comment on basic logic 4 weeks ago:
I saw this meme pop up every single time around an eclipse in the last decade or so. Except for the Llama, that’s new.
- Comment on Anon watches LOTR 4 weeks ago:
and good screenplay.
- Comment on gaming 5 weeks ago:
I don’t remember how or when I got Wallpaper Engine in my Steam library. Should I be worries?
- Comment on Anon buys an air fryer 1 month ago:
Would you share the model name please? I’m looking for something like that.
- Comment on Think of it as an opportunity 1 month ago:
He’s just practicing magic.