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• Heikki@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This design negates the overflow hole. The hole needs to be lower, or it needs to be made for people with smaller hogs

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  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It is itself an overflow hole, of sorts.

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    • Heikki@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No one wants to clean potentially pissy water from the bathroom floor. It’s bad enough I have to clean my piss dribbles off the floor now

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  • Ninpuukamui@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This design is stupid because the whole thing could be lower. The water is gonna escape at the new hole heigh anyway.

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Saves water, unironically. But now you’re touchin’ wrists with everyone’s dicks.

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  • baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Even better their underball taint sweat

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  • Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If only there was a sink nearby so you could wash your hands immediately…

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Was expecting to somehow see Saddam hiding in the sink.

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  • ThermoNuclearDesertEagle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Far better tis in the sink to piss

  Than in the piss to sink

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  • Ninpuukamui@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A rose for you my good sir, for today poetry has been elevated to heights never seen before.

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• Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In all seriousness, you’d have to clean it very frequently to keep the smell under control. Don’t ask how I know.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well you clean it every time you use it when you wash your hands.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Everyone knows after you pee in a sink you gotta wash a bunch of water down after. At least I hope they do.

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    • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nope. Bleach. Gotta use bleach.

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    how do you know

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    • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That roommate didn’t last long.

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  • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and talk people can wash hands is impossible

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• AdrenochromeBandit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is a good idea but for cleaning, not peeing. Like a bidet but only for dudes

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  • absentbird@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s a good point. A little tip-rinse after going is just good hygiene.

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• raoul@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But…you need to lower the overflow hole 😨

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Add more for target practise

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    not if you line things up right

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  this is actually the wrong design.
  what we need are urinals but with a faucet on top. you go and then you wash your hands into the urinal.

  same concept but designed for different sized people.

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  • Louisoix@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You mean like Japanese toilets?

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I searched “Japanese urinal” with safesearch off.
      This was a mistake.

      Anyway, among all these disgusting images I do not see a urinal with a faucet on top, so no.

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    • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh we don’t talk about those. My toilet paper works just fine…

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  From a distance, this looks like a guy getting a blowjob from ET.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When you can’t just phone home…

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Rule 34

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fit it ON the rim for weight support.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nothing like a good rimjob.

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This reminds me of my old phone. I downloaded a podcast on it that had a shock-opener and for some reason was always “the next thing” the sound/music player wanted to play. So many times, by accidental touch inputs or clicking the headphone button, or the like, my phone would randomly scream: "WHO DOESN’T LIKE TO PEE IN THE SINK!?!?!”

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• geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t sink in the piss

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  For the ladies, its just a regular sink and you sit backwards into it

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What about just a nice hole in the wall with very smooth surfaces. You get Johnny in there, you do your thing, then press the flush button to feel a torrential amount of water just decimate the living piss out of whatever is left off your scrotum? Or you know, gentle flush that cleans you.

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s called gloryhole.

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    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I see, 😀 but where’s the glory! 😮? Something just keeps poking my eye from the other side!

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.

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• sasquash@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I had a discussion with friends and realized to my surprise that everyone urinates in the washbasin on the train. They said it was more hygienic. Which is even kind of true, because no man sits down on the train anyway…

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.

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  • Ninpuukamui@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s dirty.

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• Mobiledecay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Go ahead take a drink out of it. Don’t be afraid. 🤤🤤🤤

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  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.

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• BigWumbo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wish my college dorm room had one of these bad boys….

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