hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on How You Doin? 16 hours ago:
Ever talked to someone from Ireland?
- Comment on Creating new wage slaves is child abuse 1 day ago:
“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.”
- Comment on *trumpets blare* 4 days ago:
This terrifies me. It would be even worse than the Reggae Realm.
- Comment on Idioms 5 days ago:
“When You’re born a whore You won’t die a canary.”
- Comment on Idioms 5 days ago:
Must be regional. I’m Polish and haven’t heard the first one.
- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 6 days ago:
You don’t need to artificially generate an image like this. Just get these three into a room and wave a 100 bucks above their heads. They’ll react this way. They aren’t aware, that they don’t need more money. They just want more. It’s the only thing they live for.
- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 1 week ago:
In the picture, Trump is late to the meeting. And Vladimir isn’t known for his patience.
- Comment on Old photos in real life 1 week ago:
I’m out of the loop, can someone explain?
- Comment on Free Him! 1 week ago:
All good until You accidentally push the “smoothie” button.
- Comment on A book doesn't have to be long to be good 1 week ago:
Fuck, I got as far as “she”.
- Comment on This queue for the new swasticar 2 weeks ago:
“To serve and protect… the rich”.
- Comment on Anon is smarter than a genius 2 weeks ago:
They would have to explain to Joe what a “shower” is and why people do it.
- Comment on Anon is smarter than a genius 2 weeks ago:
I shudder thinking about the bullshit these two would spill being together on Joe Rogan.
- Comment on Anon is smarter than a genius 2 weeks ago:
Imagine how insufferable he would be today.
- Comment on TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google 2 weeks ago:
Is it weird, that I knew what a waffle stomp is before reading the post? Have I done too much internet?
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 2 weeks ago:
He looks like Charlie Kirk.
- Comment on Michael Sheen buys £1m worth of people's debts 3 weeks ago:
John Oliver did the same thing a few years ago in his show.
- Comment on Controversial question 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on You guys have to end it 3 weeks ago:
Only just noticed Your username. For a moment I thought You were serious.
- Comment on You guys have to end it 3 weeks ago:
What the fuck is a “classically trained driver”?
- Comment on You guys have to end it 3 weeks ago:
You guys do realize this is supposed to be a parody of boomer bullshit arguments right?
- Comment on Would you rather be trapped in Groundhog Day or the Truman show? 3 weeks ago:
Rules are rules. The post said “Groundhog day” and I know the rules of Groundhog day.
- Comment on Would you rather be trapped in Groundhog Day or the Truman show? 3 weeks ago:
Groundhog day. Unlimited time for everything. Absolute freedom from consequences. And a possible way out when You get bored.
- Comment on Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. 3 weeks ago:
Fuck that. Starting tomorrow, I’m drinking even more. I don’t wanna live to my 40s if it’s gonna get even worse. Got almost 3 years to completely destroy myself and I’m sure as hell gonna try.
- Comment on 1987 4 weeks ago:
Most of that looks like it already passed through a person once.
- Comment on Anon experiences freedom 4 weeks ago:
Soon You’ll have to go back to borrowing porn magz from Your friends.
- Comment on wyd in this situation 4 weeks ago:
Tap green. Twice.
- Comment on Heh 5 weeks ago:
Image This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.
- Comment on I knew it 5 weeks ago:
I don’t think that’s where Trump usually kisses Musk.
- Comment on I knew it 5 weeks ago:
This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.
