hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on US education 2 days ago:
As a non-electrician, I’ve also felt electricity and can confirm, it is indeed not pleasant.
- Comment on Oh yes... 4 days ago:
My grandma doesn’t go to sleep that early.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 6 days ago:
And nostrils.
- Comment on Who dares disturb my liver? 1 week ago:
Probably the first, as I never heard any one of them.
- Comment on facebook marketplace 1 week ago:
Throw that NBA game in the trash and we got a deal.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 1 week ago:
I’m absolutely sure people don’t like Nickelback.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I also want a friend like that.
- Comment on I need a plumber to come clean my pipes 2 weeks ago:
Why is the “top” pipe so creepy compared to the “bottom”?
- Comment on Financially rewarding and you will always have a job 2 weeks ago:
The boomer energy is strong with this one.
- Comment on I can fix her 3 weeks ago:
Psych ward is always best enjoyed together. Good for You.
- Comment on what 3 weeks ago:
Ironically, the bid was for a gun which the buyer wanted to shoot himself with.
- Comment on My dog and I watching TV. If your initial reaction was different you have a filthy mind 3 weeks ago:
NGL, he got me, I wanna fuck that dog.
- Comment on Yikes 3 weeks ago:
That competition had one winner. It was this guy.
- Comment on The Mayor of Calgary, Canada, just received this letter 3 weeks ago:
Ather way around.
- Comment on Flashbacks 3 weeks ago:
A new meaning for “Good Morning Vietnam”.
- Comment on Sometimes it be like that 3 weeks ago:
I must find this exact sheep and hug it.
- Comment on His name is 3 weeks ago:
Sharkasso.
- Comment on Don't let it be you 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 4 weeks ago:
In Poland, we have this abomination:
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To make it worse, it stands looking upon a cheap supermarket and the sheet metal crown used to hide a cellphone tower. They removed it after they realized, that Jesus’ head is being used to transmit porn.
- Comment on Such a welcoming community 4 weeks ago:
Just get a boi-ning after pill
- Comment on Every poster needs a shitter 4 weeks ago:
Considering the placement of that bowl, I’m not sitting on that.
- Comment on Jeans 4 weeks ago:
Lamme get my jondom.
- Comment on Jeans 4 weeks ago:
One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.
- Comment on Jeans 4 weeks ago:
Who said it’s a she?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
My finger slipped, and I upvoted that.
- Comment on Amazing Grace 4 weeks ago:
I wonder how will they react, given that Robert E. lee didn’t want statues.
- Comment on Who's up for some hotdickle? 5 weeks ago:
This reminded me of The Snickle. I googled The Snickle. Too many people have tried to actually make ant taste The Snickle.
- Comment on Can confirm 5 weeks ago:
I sleep hugging a pillow. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m more comfortable that way or it’s because I just need to hug something.
- Comment on The White House is paving over the Rose Garden with concrete. People are outraged 5 weeks ago:
I really doubt his ass isn’t covered in shit.
- Comment on What the fuck 1 month ago:
It looks like from the comments, but I’m not seeing it.