hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on SipsTea 9 hours ago:
Make him buy You beer.
- Comment on Radon 14 hours ago:
“I hate it”. Does this count?
- Comment on In these deeply divided times, it's good to see someone trying to spread unity and tolerance. 2 days ago:
They did wear bandages over their ears because trump had one.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 4 days ago:
I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 4 days ago:
I’ve never heard any one of these names but they all fit perfectly.
- Comment on Well that showed them 4 days ago:
With a male friend.
- Comment on Anon sees through the lies 4 days ago:
Maybe that’s why they like, the discussing thing that is, black licorice.
- Comment on OwO 5 days ago:
How many eyes did the snake have?
- Comment on 5 days ago:
In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.
- Comment on Drug deal 5 days ago:
Same in Poland. I personally see no difference in Coca-Cola, Pepsi, a generic brand or sugar free versions of either.
- Comment on Bye fellas, see you tomorrow. 5 days ago:
I’ve read this here, last time this subject came on: Can You make a grown man cry tears of joy with Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”. Yes, but only if it follows 7 “What’s New Pussycats”.
- Comment on Bye fellas, see you tomorrow. 5 days ago:
Now that wouldn’t be fair. If someone did that, I’d expect to get my money back.
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 5 days ago:
Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Two guys going up a mountain to destroy a ring. “The return of the King” and “Brokeback Mountain”.
- Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 1 week ago:
So wouldn’t a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?
- Comment on Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers 1 week ago:
If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.
- Comment on Elon's Woody 1 week ago:
This design works much better as furniture.
- Comment on I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works 1 week ago:
Give me a recipe for muffins.
- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 2 weeks ago:
I never watched the show. I know it has something to do with aliens. But I didn’t know that the alien was Ziggy Stardust.
- Comment on I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works 2 weeks ago:
Kinky.
- Comment on I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works 2 weeks ago:
Stick to cock magic. There is no place for confusion there.
- Comment on Anon has had enough 2 weeks ago:
The perks of living alone. You just flush and go about your day.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like the doors 3 weeks ago:
Didn’t Jon Lord use a Hammond organ? One of the best sounding instruments ever.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’d prefer this house:
- Comment on Anon doesn't like the doors 3 weeks ago:
I appreciate this post, as I hate the Doors.
- Comment on Let's learn some words in the Finnish language 3 weeks ago:
There used to be a Polish ad which went like: “Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!” “If You feel offended, learn English”. If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You’ll say “You fucking dick!” In Polish.
- Comment on Let's learn some words in the Finnish language 3 weeks ago:
Kant (pronounced like “cunt”) means “edge” in Polish.
- Comment on Is it wrong that I want one? 3 weeks ago:
I could think of a few worse ones. Like “Thích Quảng Đức sitting in Lotus position Ari humidifier”.
- Comment on Is it wrong that I want one? 3 weeks ago:
What does the titan do? Bath bomb? Pressure sensor? Maybe a coin bank? You smash it when it’s full.
- Comment on CNC 3 weeks ago:
As long as the machine isn’t an Okuma, I’m in.