hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like the doors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Jon Lord use a Hammond organ? One of the best sounding instruments ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d prefer this house:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like the doors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate this post, as I hate the Doors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's learn some words in the Finnish language⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  There used to be a Polish ad which went like: “Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!” “If You feel offended, learn English”. If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You’ll say “You fucking dick!” In Polish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's learn some words in the Finnish language⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Kant (pronounced like “cunt”) means “edge” in Polish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it wrong that I want one?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I could think of a few worse ones. Like “Thích Quảng Đức sitting in Lotus position Ari humidifier”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it wrong that I want one?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What does the titan do? Bath bomb? Pressure sensor? Maybe a coin bank? You smash it when it’s full.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as the machine isn’t an Okuma, I’m in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am always prepared to move into this version of life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Frozen depression pizza from the microwave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Try moving the children away. But then it probably won’t turn on at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎵 We are the lazy generation 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than “Burnout”, “Burnouts”, “Burnout 3” and “Burnout Resurrection”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think You’ve only ever heard of a self checkout, not really seen one in real life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Self checkouts have no downsides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pineapple is crunchy. That’s why it fits on pizza. In my opinion at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never eaten kiwi, so I don’t know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least it works⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would recognize the second guy from the sketch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I was shocked when I learned about that. I’m a millennial. I was under the impression, that since we were so far ahead of our parents concerning tech, the next generation will all be hackers. A friend of mine works in high school teaching IT. He told me, that today’s teenagers don’t know how to download a file from the internet. And when they do, they still don’t know where it is on the computer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh how the turn tables.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨am I cooked chat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do You know what Your grandmas ash tastes like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have a right to feel smug⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wonder why are they associated with Germany. Aren’t they the standard in most of central Europe? We’ve had them in Poland since the 90s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have a right to feel smug⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was my thought when I was living in Denmark. Why would You have windows that open horizontally to the outside in a country where it rains almost every day, when You can have these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep Guide⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no way i would fall asleep like this. I’m a, sleep on the side, hugging a pillow person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How long do we have till they discover reinforced concrete.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you recognize this guy playing video games?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s playing “Custer’s Revenge”. Too raunchy to show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young boys and porn - 1940 version⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Red Hot Mamma”. So MILFs were already a thing in the 1940s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The smile isn’t creepy enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ibuprofen⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure these are Spice Girls but I don’t get the ibuprofen part.