hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Every morning 1 day ago:
Bonus if you’re working night shifts and the alarm goes off at 21:00. I hate my job.
- Comment on Toilet Time 1 day ago:
I have a picture of Batman shitting that says Bat-room.
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 2 days ago:
2000 dollar T-shirt.
- Comment on I am indeed old 6 days ago:
I watch YouTube shorts. On my pc, when I get home. Because grayjay doesn’t show shorts.
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 1 week ago:
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 1 week ago:
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles
- Comment on Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way? 1 week ago:
Yes, my family uses it to store spatulas.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 2 weeks ago:
No, just the back, so I didn’t step on them.
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 2 weeks ago:
No, actually I was bored.
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 2 weeks ago:
And what if they had a “vibrate” function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.
- Comment on Me too 2 weeks ago:
Do banners count? That would be a banner for an upcoming show for a band I like. If not, then a road sign like this:
nadrogi.pl/…/Znak-drogowy-A-17---uwaga-dzieci---f…
And then I remake the larger figure to look like a priest, and called this sign “warning, pedos ahead”.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 2 weeks ago:
Well these days we have the stretchy ones. Originally I disliked them, as not real jeans, butI started to like them as soon as I got fat.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 2 weeks ago:
I really liked this cut, and would like them to come back. I used safety pins to keep the ends off the ground.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 2 weeks ago:
These were the most regular in the 2010s. They are a bin narrower in the knees, and looser at the bottom. People liked to wear them longer, so that they wrinkled at the bottom.
- Comment on Me too 2 weeks ago:
As someone who stole many signs in his life, go for it.
- Comment on Uncultured 2 weeks ago:
Skówka in Polish.
- Comment on Thats fair 2 weeks ago:
I already have a big cock. So I would choose a bigger cock.
- Comment on Chrono Trigger writer is "starting to contemplate" a remake after all 2 weeks ago:
I’m not sure, how the situation looks currently, but more than a remake, we need Chrono Trigger to be available to play. CT aged extremely well and is still a blast to play.
- Comment on Resistance is futile 3 weeks ago:
That’s not how you deal with a printer. This is:
- Comment on This is a photo of irony. 3 weeks ago:
If You have problem with understanding what irony is, just think of Alanis’ Morissettes “Ironic”. The lyrics list examples of irony, while none of them actually are ironic, which makes the whole song a great example of irony.
- Comment on no way 4 weeks ago:
Would You prefer Man Juice?
- Comment on Squint your eyes 👀 4 weeks ago:
Jebać PiS?
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
Depends on where You live. In Denmark, I’m working around in a winter jacket. In Poland I would rock a T-shirt today.
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
Is that Shatner? I never noticed.
- Comment on Satire, I think 4 weeks ago:
Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.
- Comment on Satire, I think 4 weeks ago:
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 4 weeks ago:
I finally went wireless a week ago. I realized their advantage when the cable on my headphones broke for a millionth time.
- Comment on Fucking wankers 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on At last we know all his answers 4 weeks ago:
And we will call them Memys. You know, like Emmys, but with two letters switched. There should probably go a statuette with it, like the Emmy statuette but with the figure holding a well known meme. First that comes to mind is the doge dog, but that has been soiled. Got any ideas on that?
- Comment on Airplane 2025 (2025, dir Adrian Avila) 4 weeks ago:
The Naked Gun trailer looks good. This looks like one of The National Lampoon movies from the 2000s.
