hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst sales technique.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst sales technique.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m too poor to join a gym.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogma at 25: How a controversial Catholic comedy became practically impossible to see⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  123movies, hdeuropix, lookmovie, there are a lot of places to watch it for free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of that episode of Scrubs, where Dr Cox was going around with a tip jar, because if a guy pouring coffee gets a tip, he should get one from the people whose lives he saved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capsaicin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alien: Romulus is getting a VHS release⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ash looked so bad. I don’t understand, why they felt the need to make him look like Ian Holm instead of just casting a loving actor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*screaming*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough Shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting. I’ve heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Flags⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok boomer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The minute they start playing ads in my country, I’m out. I’ll just start shop lifting to avoid standing in lines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok boomer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would they need to accept cash? The whole point is speed and convenience. Scan Your item, put your phone to the terminal and off You go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok boomer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re kidding, right? Are You trying to tell me, You physically walk somewhere to pay Your electricity bill? Are You also using cash to do it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok boomer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reading the comments, do people not like self checkout? Is it another one of these American things, that baffle the rest of the world? Like grocery baggers. I’m European, living in Poland and Denmark and if given the choice, I will always pick the store with self checkout. It’s simply faster. Only old people don’t use self check out, not because of boomer ideology, but because they need the cashier’s help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More trustworthy than what's currently on the road⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When they announce a self drivin Plymouth, I’m out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since everyone "liked" the four horsemen of the dogpocalypse, don't forget to Do the Dew Relish©™®!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨go lower⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I already did. Would not recommend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And being cool is her game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs viewers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least his not wearing a tan suit in this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts asking questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This pretty accurately describes conservatives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts asking questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tide comes in, tide comes out, You can’t explain that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And you get to avoid traffic!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t mind it. Less work and more pay. But I am sleeping at the weirdest times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All employees of Annapurna Interactive (Stray, Outer Wilds) resign en masse after requesting to stay independent and owner said No.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So can they now just get together and open a new studio and work the same as if nothing changed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pisspost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pisspost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want to make cookies :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least an oz is easily measurable. It’s worse, when they tell You to add a cup of something.