hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 13 hours ago:
I have a 2002 Skoda. I don’t care about new noise. New smells, however…
- Comment on It's the dream 4 days ago:
So that’s another theory. I heard that the first version was “girls are fat and they have big titties”.
- Comment on It's the dream 5 days ago:
This reminds me of the Guns and Roses requirements for paradise. “Women are attractive, and the grass is the same colour as everywhere”. And nobody really cares about the grass.
- Comment on Alternatively 5 days ago:
Do You think he has 2 dicks?
- Comment on Peak male form 6 days ago:
Well now I have a new insecurity because I can’t grow a mustache.
- Comment on So it begins... 1 week ago:
The guy is a bit too thin to be musk.
- Comment on After all why not 1 week ago:
So we’re trying to replace Ed Sheeran with a moth?
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 1 week ago:
Dude, for the future. I don’t have anything against Linux. I will probably switch myself in a couple of months. But if You want people to know about it, don’t be a jackass. Don’t be pretentious. You fucking asshole.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
Windows, I ain’t buying apple shit. So what?
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
What?
- Comment on Dredd Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
Dude, common.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
The operating system is already there when I buy the device.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
Ok, I don’t have a 3d printer. Yet.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure I’m also done with USB sticks.
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 2 weeks ago:
Some conservative is gonna see this and start a “Boycot Aperture Science” campaign.
- Comment on Zed Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
Somebody do a Judge Dredd Sheeran. I’m too lazy.
- Comment on Seanut Putter Jandwich 2 weeks ago:
What they didn’t show You is that it’s filled with onions.
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 2 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t it get warm from the body heat?
- Comment on Console war, console war never changes 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, and fuck the studios for it. It’s not like the money is going to the people who are actually working on the games. It goes to the CEOs. So fuck them. There are enough games in the world I haven’t played to last me a lifetime. I will not be buying anything new. But I will be sailing the high seas.
- Comment on Console war, console war never changes 2 weeks ago:
I loved my Switch. I’m not even considering buying a Switch 2. I’ll just stick to pc gaming.
- Comment on Every morning 3 weeks ago:
Bonus if you’re working night shifts and the alarm goes off at 21:00. I hate my job.
- Comment on Toilet Time 3 weeks ago:
I have a picture of Batman shitting that says Bat-room.
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 3 weeks ago:
2000 dollar T-shirt.
- Comment on I am indeed old 3 weeks ago:
I watch YouTube shorts. On my pc, when I get home. Because grayjay doesn’t show shorts.
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 4 weeks ago:
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles
- Comment on Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way? 4 weeks ago:
Yes, my family uses it to store spatulas.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 5 weeks ago:
No, just the back, so I didn’t step on them.
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 5 weeks ago:
No, actually I was bored.
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 5 weeks ago:
And what if they had a “vibrate” function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.
