hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end is near⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It pokes fun at truck nuts so i find it funny. I never wear my Crocks with the band in the back so I can’t use these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end is near⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who love Crocs, and those who never tried them on. I’ve tried them on. I have 3 pairs. I will buy more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I remember correctly Schwarzenegger and DeVito were explained in the movie as a genetic experiment and a side effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it? Is it because I’m not a native speaker? Is it because I’m too old?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, You’re right,I misread, my bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how it is stated in civilized countries. This is American bullshit. You wouldn’t get a serving size on something like oil either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just introduced the Guaranteed Paid Vacation Act — a bill to guarantee at least two weeks of paid vacation to every full-time worker in America. Over 90 other members of Cong…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We have more than 20 in Poland. 26 at least. I think You can use up to 28. Plus , obviously sick days, which don’t have a limit and more than 10 holidays every year. And You can score an additional 2 every 2 months if You’re a blood donor. I’ve had a week of every 2 months this year and I’m not even through a third of my paid leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Felt cute?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I still would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because AI confused a toilet roll holder with a wall mounted lamp and gave us something in-between.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supergirl 2026 storyline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like:

  • Nobody cares about this part

  • Lobo shows up

  • Nobody cares about this part either

  And Lobo wasn’t that cool anyways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was surprisingly funny and surprisingly positive for something to do with Americans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covering up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And we can be sure, that with his tacky taste, he would go for the leopard print.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was trying to save the company money creamer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The top probably is. But the bottom is probably true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The list⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please explain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sent this to a friend when they tell you something you dont like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are the red and blue in plural?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take it to all 2 place it goes!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poland here. We hear You. Not so long ago we used to have delays measured in hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man or Bear 🥩⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still better than well done with ketchup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did one better, I got myself a ceiling fan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  None of what You said is about efficiency, which is the subject here. Not paying corporations for bullshit is one of my goals in life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep in mind, that the explanation is wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A traditional fan also pulls air from around its blades using the same principal. A bladeless is just a gimmick it has no actual benefits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spherical Bastard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d end up with an ear full of dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vegeta⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate the joke, but damn, that’s a bad drawing of Vegeta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refer to the chart⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Muppet centipede? Human centimuppet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My prayers to Jesus worked⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But Your car needs to be at least 20 years old for this to happen. Used to happen a lot when I was driving a 1989 VW Golf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨national anthem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  IMO the best first episode of any series ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨top o the morbin to ya⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Be careful with these memes or they’ll fucking release it for a 3rd time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm accuracy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This does not explain anything.