hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on I can fix her 10 hours ago:
Psych ward is always best enjoyed together. Good for You.
- Comment on what 1 day ago:
Ironically, the bid was for a gun which the buyer wanted to shoot himself with.
- Comment on My dog and I watching TV. If your initial reaction was different you have a filthy mind 2 days ago:
NGL, he got me, I wanna fuck that dog.
- Comment on Yikes 5 days ago:
That competition had one winner. It was this guy.
- Comment on The Mayor of Calgary, Canada, just received this letter 5 days ago:
Ather way around.
- Comment on Flashbacks 6 days ago:
A new meaning for “Good Morning Vietnam”.
- Comment on Sometimes it be like that 6 days ago:
I must find this exact sheep and hug it.
- Comment on His name is 6 days ago:
Sharkasso.
- Comment on Don't let it be you 6 days ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 1 week ago:
In Poland, we have this abomination:
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To make it worse, it stands looking upon a cheap supermarket and the sheet metal crown used to hide a cellphone tower. They removed it after they realized, that Jesus’ head is being used to transmit porn.
- Comment on Such a welcoming community 1 week ago:
Just get a boi-ning after pill
- Comment on Every poster needs a shitter 1 week ago:
Considering the placement of that bowl, I’m not sitting on that.
- Comment on Jeans 1 week ago:
Lamme get my jondom.
- Comment on Jeans 1 week ago:
One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.
- Comment on Jeans 1 week ago:
Who said it’s a she?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
My finger slipped, and I upvoted that.
- Comment on Amazing Grace 1 week ago:
I wonder how will they react, given that Robert E. lee didn’t want statues.
- Comment on Who's up for some hotdickle? 2 weeks ago:
This reminded me of The Snickle. I googled The Snickle. Too many people have tried to actually make ant taste The Snickle.
- Comment on Can confirm 2 weeks ago:
I sleep hugging a pillow. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m more comfortable that way or it’s because I just need to hug something.
- Comment on The White House is paving over the Rose Garden with concrete. People are outraged 2 weeks ago:
I really doubt his ass isn’t covered in shit.
- Comment on What the fuck 3 weeks ago:
It looks like from the comments, but I’m not seeing it.
- Comment on What the fuck 3 weeks ago:
COVID.
- Comment on Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but there is more than one.
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 3 weeks ago:
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 3 weeks ago:
Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I’m almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 3 weeks ago:
I have a 2002 Skoda. I don’t care about new noise. New smells, however…
- Comment on It's the dream 3 weeks ago:
So that’s another theory. I heard that the first version was “girls are fat and they have big titties”.
- Comment on It's the dream 3 weeks ago:
This reminds me of the Guns and Roses requirements for paradise. “Women are attractive, and the grass is the same colour as everywhere”. And nobody really cares about the grass.
- Comment on Alternatively 3 weeks ago:
Do You think he has 2 dicks?
- Comment on Peak male form 4 weeks ago:
Well now I have a new insecurity because I can’t grow a mustache.
