hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROCK!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I watched that movie before I knew about Twisted Sister. Took me a while to rewire my brain to recognize the song as “I Wanna Rock”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Should I...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen fake cheese that tastes good yet. A good tip is not to try to make vegan food taste like non vegan. Just enjoy the vegan foods as they are.

  PS I’m trying the whole “give up beef” thing plus “be vegan one day of the week”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Somebody tell this person that it also made capitalism, fascism, war, disease, genocide, hunger and homelessness. The fucking blueberries don’t make up for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “…if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! I eat it! Yes I do! Even if I’m at a sidewalk cafe. In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year’s morning, during a soccer riot!” - George Carlin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then good news|

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hedonic Threadmill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am, and I really can add anything to the conversation, so thanks for the opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hedonic Threadmill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a thread mill, not a tap, the grooves are horizontal. It technically is possible to cut an external thread with a tap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back to the future⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t we give that up already? My previous phone had 4 lenses on the back but my current has 2. And I still only ever use one of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Extra Milky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pour it into this:

  m.youtube.com/shorts/3l1GlMT_6PE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't do it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we launch at seamen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paul it's Barack Obama⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, I could chill with Obama. He seems like he’s a cool guy. And then I could say “I know a guy who knows Bruce Springsteen”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An American city has been without power for 2 weeks, unacceptable.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s something Trump would tweet. Just the first sentence, without any context at 3 in the morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a major you love⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The version in stick by is “Find a job you enjoy doing, and you’ll start hating it”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The body you really want⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You tell someone “If you stick Your tongue out and pretend to shake salt on it You’ll feel a salty taste”, then they try it out and do the motion of jerking someone off and catching cum in their mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The body you really want⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They actually put that in a cartoon? And I don’t mean the sex change thing, I mean the salt shaker joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end is near⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It pokes fun at truck nuts so i find it funny. I never wear my Crocks with the band in the back so I can’t use these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end is near⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who love Crocs, and those who never tried them on. I’ve tried them on. I have 3 pairs. I will buy more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I remember correctly Schwarzenegger and DeVito were explained in the movie as a genetic experiment and a side effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it? Is it because I’m not a native speaker? Is it because I’m too old?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, You’re right,I misread, my bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how it is stated in civilized countries. This is American bullshit. You wouldn’t get a serving size on something like oil either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just introduced the Guaranteed Paid Vacation Act — a bill to guarantee at least two weeks of paid vacation to every full-time worker in America. Over 90 other members of Cong…⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have more than 20 in Poland. 26 at least. I think You can use up to 28. Plus , obviously sick days, which don’t have a limit and more than 10 holidays every year. And You can score an additional 2 every 2 months if You’re a blood donor. I’ve had a week of every 2 months this year and I’m not even through a third of my paid leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Felt cute?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because AI confused a toilet roll holder with a wall mounted lamp and gave us something in-between.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supergirl 2026 storyline⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like:

  • Nobody cares about this part

  • Lobo shows up

  • Nobody cares about this part either

  And Lobo wasn’t that cool anyways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was surprisingly funny and surprisingly positive for something to do with Americans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covering up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And we can be sure, that with his tacky taste, he would go for the leopard print.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He was trying to save the company money creamer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The top probably is. But the bottom is probably true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The list⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Please explain.