hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bird-kake? 1 day ago:
Birds?
- Comment on wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢 1 day ago:
When You speak German to a polish person he will respond with “don’t shoot”.
- Comment on Turkey Mention 3 days ago:
I don’t want to be eaten either but I won’t care when I’m dead.
- Comment on What a nice blue and black dress. 3 days ago:
I remember, that I was able to understand people, who saw it as white and gold, but now I can’t. I just see black and blue. I don’t even know which parts are supposed to be gold.
- Comment on Giving out addiction for Halloween 4 days ago:
I’d prefer the house with one key bump per child.
- Comment on public service 1 week ago:
Change the name to LinkedX and it will die by itself.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 weeks ago:
Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written.
- Comment on bold words 3 weeks ago:
Two would be enough, “buy bitcoin”.
- Comment on Is spreading. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know, I don’t know much about hardware. A gaming laptop from 5 years ago. Still usable today, ran windows 11. I only upgraded because I flooded the keyboard and it stopped working.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 3 weeks ago:
“Drink verification can”.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 3 weeks ago:
Ever heard about his wife?
- Comment on Is spreading. 3 weeks ago:
So which one should I pick? I have a decent spare pc at the moment and was thinking about trying it out for Linux.
- Comment on Xbox Co-founder Says Microsoft is Quietly Sunsetting the Platform 3 weeks ago:
It’s not good for the consumer to have less competition on the market. But is there any legit reason to own an Xbox?
- Comment on Anon likes geography 3 weeks ago:
Polish? I polish my buddy’s knob every day.
- Comment on justgermanthigs 3 weeks ago:
You should be wondering why the German word is.
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 3 weeks ago:
The dude is serious and focused. The girl is ready to receive a load on her face. The second girl, I’m pretty sure, I saw on r/roastme.
- Comment on The State of the Union 3 weeks ago:
So that’s how Charlie Kirk would look like in pure titan form.
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 4 weeks ago:
He must have very soft hands, I’m usually chafed after 6.
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 4 weeks ago:
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
- Comment on i mean 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Taste the flavor 1 month ago:
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 month ago:
As with most things. If America does it one way, then it’s probably the wrong way.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 month ago:
So You keep Your shoes in the bedroom?
- Comment on No judgement here. Have fun with life yall 1 month ago:
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach. It’s an “Old Greg” reference:
- Comment on No judgement here. Have fun with life yall 1 month ago:
Baileys?
- Comment on No judgement here. Have fun with life yall 1 month ago:
You have to advertise how much abuse Your throat can withstand.
- Comment on No low ballers, I know what I have 1 month ago:
Remember, the best way to heat up cold pizza is in a covered pan on low heat.
- Comment on Super mario world ghost house theme. 1 month ago:
Pornhub community intro. I’m already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn’t know if I have a boner or if I got an email.
- Comment on Will they wake up before it's too late? 1 month ago:
Yeah, but unfortunately he missed :/
- Comment on Will they wake up before it's too late? 1 month ago:
What do You mean “when it’s too late”? They are at the point where almost all of the freedom fell off and there’s only fascism left. We are all screwed.
