hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Since everyone "liked" the four horsemen of the dogpocalypse, don't forget to Do the Dew Relish©™®! 2 days ago:
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
- Comment on go lower 4 days ago:
I already did. Would not recommend.
- Comment on Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!) 6 days ago:
Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?
- Comment on Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!) 6 days ago:
And being cool is her game.
- Comment on Anon needs viewers 1 week ago:
I don’t know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.
- Comment on Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!) 1 week ago:
I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.
- Comment on Obama 1 week ago:
At least his not wearing a tan suit in this.
- Comment on Anon starts asking questions 1 week ago:
This pretty accurately describes conservatives.
- Comment on Anon starts asking questions 1 week ago:
Tide comes in, tide comes out, You can’t explain that.
- Comment on And you get to avoid traffic! 1 week ago:
I don’t mind it. Less work and more pay. But I am sleeping at the weirdest times.
- Comment on All employees of Annapurna Interactive (Stray, Outer Wilds) resign en masse after requesting to stay independent and owner said No. 2 weeks ago:
So can they now just get together and open a new studio and work the same as if nothing changed?
- Comment on pisspost 2 weeks ago:
The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.
- Comment on pisspost 2 weeks ago:
That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.
- Comment on I just want to make cookies :( 2 weeks ago:
At least an oz is easily measurable. It’s worse, when they tell You to add a cup of something.
- Comment on Thank you! 2 weeks ago:
Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It’s just coffee with milk.
- Comment on I've been busy lately 3 weeks ago:
And jail time is the price of the art.
- Comment on A Cool Guide about 12 myths that movies made us believe 3 weeks ago:
It would also depend on the type and size of the lock and where You shoot it.
- Comment on Cool sound of an ancient string instrument (Hurdy-gurdy) 4 weeks ago:
It’s cool and all, but it’s no Shenanigan: youtu.be/ORO1FcEqBV8
- Comment on Anon watches Family Guy 5 weeks ago:
Thank goodness Brian was a costume.
- Comment on Healthcare 5 weeks ago:
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
- Comment on *cartoon sneaking sound* 5 weeks ago:
The last march of the ents.
- Comment on Perspective 5 weeks ago:
The realist: This is piss.
- Comment on . . . 1 month ago:
I always thought, the crust is why they give a dipping sauce with pizza. At least that’s the reason I make garlic sauce when I make pizza.
- Comment on Can't beat the classics 1 month ago:
Sweet mother of blessed acceleration don’t fail me now.
- Comment on Colorblindness check! 1 month ago:
The circles have Roman numerals. A is 1, B is 2, C is 2 again and D is 1 plus a hidden Saddam Hussein.
- Comment on Screenshot 1 month ago:
Hold a mirror to the laptop camera.
- Comment on It takes different personalities 1 month ago:
Don’t know what You do, but my job is the same situation, plus I get a 25% bonus for doing night shift.
- Comment on It takes different personalities 1 month ago:
Just started night shifts recently. The management is gone so nobody gets in my business. Everybody knows that the night shift is difficult so they expect less of me. Nobody expects me to come in on weekends. I make 25 percent more than the day shift.
- Comment on Anon wants to play a game 1 month ago:
Couch, lube, a Barry White album.
- Comment on Let them know what they are missing! 1 month ago:
I know it’s fake, but couldn’t she at least choose a nicer font?