hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on 📡📡📡 9 minutes ago:
I’ll agree to the left one, but only if we make superman wear the same costume. And we go back to Cavill.
- Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request 3 days ago:
My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
- Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request 3 days ago:
Fuck it. I’m living alone, I’m trying this out tomorrow.
- Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request 3 days ago:
Okay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator… so she doesn’t bother You while you’re playing Fortnite, right?
- Comment on multilevel marvel 4 days ago:
…however, this panel is from 2022.
- Comment on Was starting to run low on the essentials 5 days ago:
As an alcoholic with anxiety attacks, I miss being just an alcoholic. I used to feel joy at the sight of a bottle of whisky.
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 1 week ago:
People always say that. Like it was in every cat’s nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it’s the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.
- Comment on I don't even remember his name 1 week ago:
…he’s racist now.
- Comment on Punk rock 1 week ago:
I don’t know much about punk, but shouldn’t The Clash be up there?
- Comment on Good point 1 week ago:
Seems appropriate seeing that people kill more cows than sharks.
- Comment on Rare 2 weeks ago:
Do You normally use grape jelly for pb&j? I use raspberry.
- Comment on Checkmate, officer! 2 weeks ago:
Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Do people think, that in socialism You don’t need to earn money?
- Comment on Title 2 weeks ago:
Ok. 500 kg of dollars, 500kg of gold or 500kg of cheeseburgers. Which do You choose?
Precooked weight if that matters.
- Comment on High fashion 2 weeks ago:
That would be for the goth crowd. Or emos, but I don’t think they’re still around.
- Comment on High fashion 2 weeks ago:
It looks kinda nice. I mean, if it didn’t immediately make you think of squirting semen on someone’s chest.
- Comment on 'Rise of the Silver Surfer' is a heartwarming story of four seniors who find love online...and become a quadruple 3 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t that be The Silver Swinger?
- Comment on 🗿 3 weeks ago:
I’m imagining that scene from Futurama where the horn players are getting whipped by the Egyptian guards.
- Comment on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced - CD PROJEKT 3 weeks ago:
That’s why I’m not worried about the price, but the playability. Worse case scenario, I’ll have to replay a bit of the game. It’ll be a little fun seeing the game with some decent graphics for a change.
- Comment on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced - CD PROJEKT 3 weeks ago:
I hope it will be playable on a new game. I’ve finished the game on a Switch then sold the cart and gave away the console. I’m using a pc for all my gaming now.
- Comment on borger 3 weeks ago:
The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn’t even need to be waterproof.
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 3 weeks ago:
They have luxury expeditions with private chefs, hot tubs and massages. Kinda misses the point in my opinion.
For those interested, hers is a video on the subject I recently watched:
- Comment on Nah, mi español no es muy bueno 4 weeks ago:
Silent, because they don’t understand the question because they don’t speak English?
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 4 weeks ago:
If You replace the characters with Rick Astley, the meme will be immortal.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Not in my country. I just give blood, get free chocolate and a day off work, that’s all that matters to me.
- Comment on Nothing to see here 4 weeks ago:
It would be funnier without the red circle and the comment.
- Comment on Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should 4 weeks ago:
I’ve eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn’t twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It’s the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.
- Comment on Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, I know, that’s why a midget with a piano moved in with me.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
If I win the lottery, I’ll buy the full version of winrar just to show off.
- Comment on All in one 4 weeks ago:
This reminds me of the time I shared a house with 3 other guys. Once in a while I made everyone “chip in” for “dish soap”. By “dish soap” I meant one detergent we used to clean everything from dishes to the toilet. And by “chip in” I mean pouring a bit of everyone’s shower gel and shampoo into one bottle and mixing.