hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Travel fare 3 days ago:
No, it’s true. I just traveled to the market. Brought with me souvenirs in the form of bread, cheese and a head of lettuce.
- Comment on i made cinnamon rolls :3 3 days ago:
Still warm.
- Comment on And now, let us join Pete Hegsfield in prayer 5 days ago:
And now, a reading from the book of OPM: " If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate".
- Comment on cleaning 5 days ago:
It would be more fun if it was a condom.
- Comment on How does one trigger mitosis in M&Ms? 5 days ago:
It started when they took away her sexy boots.
- Comment on You can do it 1 week ago:
Darth Maul:
- Comment on Fancy pants 1 week ago:
A gentrified hotdog.
- Comment on Imperial system slander 3 weeks ago:
So instead of “imperial” we start calling it “foot fetish”. Got it.
- Comment on Innovation 3 weeks ago:
A perfect solution to a non existing problem.
- Comment on Innovation 3 weeks ago:
Looks uncomfortable. I wouldn’t want to wear a glove all the time.
- Comment on had my 1st ever 3some last night & woke up feeling reborn. it was amazing😩 3 weeks ago:
Thank You, but I prefer my coffee discussing. I’m talking generic brand, instant, black, bitter and scalding hot. Just wakes me up better.
- Comment on Man on a mission 3 weeks ago:
From this article:
bossip.com/…/talented-twin-teen-ginger-hoes-poppe…
It would seem it is what they did.
- Comment on I knew this all seemed a bit fishy 3 weeks ago:
Skin colour is too natural.
- Comment on What they took from us 3 weeks ago:
Is anybody else of the opinion, that only Power Rangers are unwatchable now? The rest holds up.
- Comment on Teenis 3 weeks ago:
Johnson?
- Comment on My Country music collection 3 weeks ago:
Your country collection should consist of 2 songs. Jolene and Take Me Home, Country Roads. No need for anything else. And the second one is optional.
- Comment on There was a time when men were not judged on how big their muscles were 4 weeks ago:
I think he shat his diaper.
- Comment on Anon gets scammed 4 weeks ago:
Isn’t Spotify so cheap, that there’s no point in using the free version? I’m using Tidal and it is, in fact, so cheap that there is no point in using the free version.
- Comment on America 4 weeks ago:
Like the old truth “America does everything the wrong way”. 24h is superior, metric is superior, dd.mm.yyyy format is superior, etc…
- Comment on Interesting park sculpture 4 weeks ago:
There is no way this can be interpreted any other way, right?
- Comment on I hate what the Internet has done to us 4 weeks ago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2LJ3ZCHQA
It’s a YouTube video about the subject, not the actual video.
- Comment on Back to the Epstein Files! 4 weeks ago:
Too vague, that could refer to most US presidents. “Idiot criminal president?”. That makes You think of Bush. “Orange idiot criminal president”.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I would just plant a bunch of walnuts.
- Comment on Get in y'all 5 weeks ago:
How come the name isn’t registered yet?
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Right wing interior design:
- Comment on The way this egg peels in infuriating 5 weeks ago:
What I’m doing is after boiling, I pour out the water and shake the eggs around in the pot so all the shells break. Then I cover them with cold water and leave for a couple of minutes. The water is supposed to seep through the cracks under the shell but it doesn’t work every time.
- Comment on The way this egg peels in infuriating 5 weeks ago:
Mildly infuriating? I would toss the whole egg half way through.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
“Who I am, is not important. The Important part, is that You are in MY realm now. You will not like, what comes next.”
- Comment on Basic geography 1 month ago:
If You count Hudson Bay, then Canada has the most fun.
- Comment on Good things still happen in this world, if you know where to look. 1 month ago:
How come nobody commented with that Austin Powers clip yet? Fine, I’ll do it myself.
