hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on High fashion 6 hours ago:
That would be for the goth crowd. Or emos, but I don’t think they’re still around.
- Comment on High fashion 9 hours ago:
It looks kinda nice. I mean, if it didn’t immediately make you think of squirting semen on someone’s chest.
- Comment on 'Rise of the Silver Surfer' is a heartwarming story of four seniors who find love online...and become a quadruple 1 day ago:
Wouldn’t that be The Silver Swinger?
- Comment on 🗿 3 days ago:
I’m imagining that scene from Futurama where the horn players are getting whipped by the Egyptian guards.
- Comment on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced - CD PROJEKT 5 days ago:
That’s why I’m not worried about the price, but the playability. Worse case scenario, I’ll have to replay a bit of the game. It’ll be a little fun seeing the game with some decent graphics for a change.
- Comment on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced - CD PROJEKT 6 days ago:
I hope it will be playable on a new game. I’ve finished the game on a Switch then sold the cart and gave away the console. I’m using a pc for all my gaming now.
- Comment on borger 6 days ago:
The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn’t even need to be waterproof.
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 1 week ago:
They have luxury expeditions with private chefs, hot tubs and massages. Kinda misses the point in my opinion.
For those interested, hers is a video on the subject I recently watched:
- Comment on Nah, mi español no es muy bueno 1 week ago:
Silent, because they don’t understand the question because they don’t speak English?
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 1 week ago:
If You replace the characters with Rick Astley, the meme will be immortal.
- Comment on Anon gets laid 1 week ago:
Not in my country. I just give blood, get free chocolate and a day off work, that’s all that matters to me.
- Comment on Nothing to see here 1 week ago:
It would be funnier without the red circle and the comment.
- Comment on Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should 1 week ago:
I’ve eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn’t twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It’s the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.
- Comment on Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I know, that’s why a midget with a piano moved in with me.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
If I win the lottery, I’ll buy the full version of winrar just to show off.
- Comment on All in one 2 weeks ago:
This reminds me of the time I shared a house with 3 other guys. Once in a while I made everyone “chip in” for “dish soap”. By “dish soap” I meant one detergent we used to clean everything from dishes to the toilet. And by “chip in” I mean pouring a bit of everyone’s shower gel and shampoo into one bottle and mixing.
- Comment on All in one 2 weeks ago:
Well… hair. It’s about hair. Men who have short hair don’t need to take care of it much, because they’ll cut it off before it gets damaged. I’m a dude with long hair so I use shampoo for my kind of hair. But the only 2 things on my shower shelf are the shampoo and a bar of soap.
- Comment on Same fr 2 weeks ago:
While in reality, they’re the same person.
- Comment on The ultimate commuting strategy 2 weeks ago:
What about “grinded”?
- Comment on Language barrier 2 weeks ago:
Forehead nose cheekbones chin.>
Yes, most people have those.
- Comment on Language barrier 2 weeks ago:
What are You talking about?
- Comment on Language barrier 2 weeks ago:
Still would fit better in a Game of thrones episode.
- Comment on Can you smell it? 2 weeks ago:
I had one from before the orange caps. And the magazine was metal.
- Comment on Woke up to this from my friend 2 weeks ago:
Will the final season also be so bad?
- Comment on It do be like that tho 2 weeks ago:
Do You have a source for these pictures? I remember something about tricking people into thinking it was the lady on the left, but don’t remember the full story.
- Comment on Travel fare 3 weeks ago:
No, it’s true. I just traveled to the market. Brought with me souvenirs in the form of bread, cheese and a head of lettuce.
- Comment on i made cinnamon rolls :3 3 weeks ago:
Still warm.
- Comment on And now, let us join Pete Hegsfield in prayer 3 weeks ago:
And now, a reading from the book of OPM: " If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate".
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
It would be more fun if it was a condom.
- Comment on How does one trigger mitosis in M&Ms? 3 weeks ago:
It started when they took away her sexy boots.