hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Stuck 4 days ago:
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
- Comment on Mammals Suck 1 week ago:
Anybody interested in hOrnitology?
- Comment on Tip of My Joystick: a new Lemmy community for finding a game whose name you can't remember 1 week ago:
Tipofmypenis was for finding porn.
- Comment on Appers 1 week ago:
Try “Put Your hands in the air, like You just don’t care”. That’ll be on an appropriate level.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
“It’s just a jump to the left And then a step to the right With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it’s the pelvic thrust, That really drives you insane”
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 1 week ago:
I just overcame the gravitational pull of the entire planet with my dick.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 1 week ago:
I wish some woman would estronenize me.
- Comment on Call it an excuse. I call it therapy 2 weeks ago:
Also when everything goes alright.
- Comment on Official poster for "Rust" 2 weeks ago:
This movie needs no marketing. Everybody knows about it.
- Comment on How You Doin? 2 weeks ago:
Ever talked to someone from Ireland?
- Comment on Creating new wage slaves is child abuse 3 weeks ago:
“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.”
- Comment on *trumpets blare* 3 weeks ago:
This terrifies me. It would be even worse than the Reggae Realm.
- Comment on Idioms 3 weeks ago:
“When You’re born a whore You won’t die a canary.”
- Comment on Idioms 3 weeks ago:
Must be regional. I’m Polish and haven’t heard the first one.
- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 3 weeks ago:
You don’t need to artificially generate an image like this. Just get these three into a room and wave a 100 bucks above their heads. They’ll react this way. They aren’t aware, that they don’t need more money. They just want more. It’s the only thing they live for.
- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 3 weeks ago:
In the picture, Trump is late to the meeting. And Vladimir isn’t known for his patience.
- Comment on Old photos in real life 4 weeks ago:
I’m out of the loop, can someone explain?
- Comment on Free Him! 4 weeks ago:
All good until You accidentally push the “smoothie” button.
- Comment on A book doesn't have to be long to be good 4 weeks ago:
Fuck, I got as far as “she”.
- Comment on This queue for the new swasticar 5 weeks ago:
“To serve and protect… the rich”.
- Comment on Anon is smarter than a genius 5 weeks ago:
They would have to explain to Joe what a “shower” is and why people do it.
- Comment on Anon is smarter than a genius 5 weeks ago:
I shudder thinking about the bullshit these two would spill being together on Joe Rogan.
- Comment on Anon is smarter than a genius 5 weeks ago:
Imagine how insufferable he would be today.
- Comment on TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google 5 weeks ago:
Is it weird, that I knew what a waffle stomp is before reading the post? Have I done too much internet?
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 5 weeks ago:
He looks like Charlie Kirk.
- Comment on Michael Sheen buys £1m worth of people's debts 1 month ago:
John Oliver did the same thing a few years ago in his show.
- Comment on Controversial question 1 month ago:
- Comment on You guys have to end it 1 month ago:
Only just noticed Your username. For a moment I thought You were serious.
- Comment on You guys have to end it 1 month ago:
What the fuck is a “classically trained driver”?
- Comment on You guys have to end it 1 month ago:
You guys do realize this is supposed to be a parody of boomer bullshit arguments right?
