hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reading the Bible purely as fiction is quite entertaining⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Whack off material.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they are like any other gummy candy, they’ll puff up and absorb a decent amount of alcohol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Water or did You mean vodka?

  Source: am pole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wokeness ended, check mate leftists ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if the post is real, but I want someone to point it out to the guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cant Decide 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just adjusted my way of thinking. Before it was “this video is staged, until proven otherwise”, now it’s “this video is AI, until proven otherwise”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve made that mistake a couple times. I’ve just washed the mug in the dishwasher until all the prints peeled off and it became a normal mug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we have a community for creative insults.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cube me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant this scene:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cube me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure it also happened in Tom and Jerry. And kinda in T2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rules of the pirate code⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Fuck You with a fucking anchor, Your’e all cunts so fuck You all”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'll probably never see a Grand Theft Auto set in a futuristic city like GTA 2 because the team "hated it": "People didn’t connect with the game or its city"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked GTA2. Probably because it was the only one I played. I would love to play it today, but the tank controls are too horrible. Does anybody know of an analogue controller mod or something like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Am here. Just a few more hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta Catch 'Em All⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve played a few Pokémon games but don’t know any of these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or snort powdered milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love what you do⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “When You have to do what You love, You’ll start hating it”. More accurate in my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Positivity 😇⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So to make a nuclear bomb, all we need are some atoms and mushrooms. Got it, will try later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ideal Beach Body⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think, that being able to towel of ones own back is pretty important in a beach body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This bedroom game is weird⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never tried it but it sounds like fun⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did that once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And do not, under any circumstances, take a job that involves night shifts. This shit should be illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A secret cord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a cable like that in my high school physics classroom. It connected 2 sockets in the wall above the blackboard. I don’t know if it had a use, it might have been a joke but nobody ever thought to ask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know Swahili was that progressive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try Polish. Our verbs and adjectives are also gendered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What does the “I am a passenger” button do? Seems like it would work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did something happen to UKs internet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin wants in on the action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cute, that You think, there is even a slightest chance, Trump hasn’t yet sucked putting dick. I’m pretty sure, that’s a regularly scheduled appointment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I’m coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.