hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on national anthem 2 days ago:
IMO the best first episode of any series ever.
- Comment on top o the morbin to ya 2 days ago:
Be careful with these memes or they’ll fucking release it for a 3rd time.
- Comment on Can anyone confirm accuracy? 3 days ago:
This does not explain anything.
- Comment on yes 5 days ago:
- Comment on Anon comes up with a dating strategy 1 week ago:
After losing weight You will not look as if You’ve never had that weight.
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 1 week ago:
I googled him, and he is a bit grayer than it looks in this picture. But besides that the picture seems accurate. I have friends in their 30’s that have more gray hair.
- Comment on Generational warfare 1 week ago:
From what I’ve seen, the internet has a firm stance on what to do with step moms.
- Comment on Impossible 1 week ago:
Don’t You use the same light for turning and braking?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
In case anybody is wondering about this answer, here’s Sly Stallone talking about Dolph:
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I don’t get it. It’s the most basic shirt possible. Every shop has them.
- Comment on Reality dawns 2 weeks ago:
“I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.” - Gunnery Sergeant L. Hartman
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 2 weeks ago:
So maybe a brown couch?
- Comment on I just wanted a new recliner 2 weeks ago:
I think, that while it’s still on the body, it’s called skin. When You make a couch out of it it’s leather. Where hide comes in, I have no idea. But in Poland we use the same word for skin, leather and vegetable peels.
- Comment on I just wanted a new recliner 2 weeks ago:
I think it’s a normal hand. It just blends in with his shoulder.
- Comment on I just wanted a new recliner 2 weeks ago:
There isn’t even that much leather in the picture. But a lot of skin.
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 2 weeks ago:
And why didn’t they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 2 weeks ago:
And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
- Comment on More 2 weeks ago:
What makes it funny for me is that their mascot is Tony the Tiger. The furry legend, Tony the Tiger.
- Comment on More 2 weeks ago:
Kellogg’s Frosted Face.
- Comment on Police have finally released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool. 2 weeks ago:
If he ever grows a mustache, it won’t look like this. We all know what type of mustache he will have.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yes, but that’s only one of his flaws.
- Comment on Flock of scissors 2 weeks ago:
A quartet of scissors.
- Comment on Upgrade 2 weeks ago:
Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was 16.
- Comment on Men against bush 2 weeks ago:
We’re talking George W., Kate, the band or genitalia?
- Comment on 📡📡📡 2 weeks ago:
I’ll agree to the left one, but only if we make superman wear the same costume. And we go back to Cavill.
- Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request 3 weeks ago:
My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
- Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request 3 weeks ago:
Fuck it. I’m living alone, I’m trying this out tomorrow.
- Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request 3 weeks ago:
Okay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator… so she doesn’t bother You while you’re playing Fortnite, right?
- Comment on multilevel marvel 3 weeks ago:
…however, this panel is from 2022.
- Comment on Was starting to run low on the essentials 3 weeks ago:
As an alcoholic with anxiety attacks, I miss being just an alcoholic. I used to feel joy at the sight of a bottle of whisky.
