hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And do not, under any circumstances, take a job that involves night shifts. This shit should be illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A secret cord⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a cable like that in my high school physics classroom. It connected 2 sockets in the wall above the blackboard. I don’t know if it had a use, it might have been a joke but nobody ever thought to ask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know Swahili was that progressive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Try Polish. Our verbs and adjectives are also gendered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What does the “I am a passenger” button do? Seems like it would work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did something happen to UKs internet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin wants in on the action⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cute, that You think, there is even a slightest chance, Trump hasn’t yet sucked putting dick. I’m pretty sure, that’s a regularly scheduled appointment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I’m coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make him buy You beer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I hate it”. Does this count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In these deeply divided times, it's good to see someone trying to spread unity and tolerance.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They did wear bandages over their ears because trump had one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never heard any one of these names but they all fit perfectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that showed them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With a male friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees through the lies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe that’s why they like, the discussing thing that is, black licorice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OwO⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many eyes did the snake have?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same in Poland. I personally see no difference in Coca-Cola, Pepsi, a generic brand or sugar free versions of either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye fellas, see you tomorrow.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve read this here, last time this subject came on: Can You make a grown man cry tears of joy with Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”. Yes, but only if it follows 7 “What’s New Pussycats”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye fellas, see you tomorrow.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that wouldn’t be fair. If someone did that, I’d expect to get my money back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Two guys going up a mountain to destroy a ring. “The return of the King” and “Brokeback Mountain”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Men Who Stare at Goats⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So wouldn’t a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon's Woody⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This design works much better as furniture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me a recipe for muffins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X-Files '90s promo shoot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never watched the show. I know it has something to do with aliens. But I didn’t know that the alien was Ziggy Stardust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stick to cock magic. There is no place for confusion there.