hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Same, I don't get this sport at all ha ha! 5 hours ago:
I present to You, Turkish Oil Wrestling:
- Comment on Encouragement 11 hours ago:
This reminds me of the old joke:
A guy buys cigarettes, looks at the package and reads “Smoking causes impotence”. He hands them back and says “Gimme the ones that with cancer”.
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 2 days ago:
For those unaware, an expat is an immigrant, but white.
- Comment on Damn things are a SCAM! 4 days ago:
That’s what the toy is for. Shove it up your ass.
- Comment on Always so loud 😒 4 days ago:
You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.
- Comment on PSA 5 days ago:
Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?
- Comment on One of my favorite songs from 1970 5 days ago:
These times whitey doesn’t even make it to the moon. He only reached the lower orbit.
- Comment on Seriously tho, who eats just 9 chips lik wtf kind of serving is that fritolay???!! 😂 5 days ago:
I was going to write something else, but You are right. This makes no sense.
- Comment on Age check 5 days ago:
And he wasn’t even fucking satan.
- Comment on Age check 5 days ago:
Him being her boss is the scandal part. It’s about power imbalance. There is no such thing as “consent” in this situation.
- Comment on Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head 6 days ago:
I’m more puzzled by the “twink” guy.
- Comment on Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head 6 days ago:
Wow, this show really went places. I’ve only ever seen like the first half of season one.
- Comment on it would be a better look 1 week ago:
What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?
- Comment on Llama 1 week ago:
Select the square that doesn’t contain a horse.
- Comment on You packing heat? 1 week ago:
If You leave the car in the sun, that’ll stay warm.
- Comment on I saw this and now you have to see it to! 1 week ago:
He’s got legs like Crablante.
- Comment on Just reheating my pizza 1 week ago:
You can. It literally says so in the wiki article. You shouldn’t, obviously, but you shouldn’t even try to cook fish in the dishwasher in the first place. But if You are willing to try it, go for the full experience. As we say in Poland “If You said A, say B…”
- Comment on A good tool? 2 weeks ago:
What do You mean “was”? Don’t we still use it for that?
- Comment on Just reheating my pizza 2 weeks ago:
I don’t mind the iron. But the hair dryer seems unhygienic. And I’ve eaten canned beans warmed up by being left in a car in the sun for an afternoon.
- Comment on Just reheating my pizza 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon is sick fuck 2 weeks ago:
Float the idea of an orgy.
- Comment on Checkmate Atheists! 2 weeks ago:
Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher’s the other one is Reagan’s. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?
- Comment on Shook 2 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure, that people were shocked when they found out Liberace was gay.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
As It was said in Some More News: Being a trad wife influencer is a job. You are earning an income by pretending to not have a job.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
All glory to the crypto toad.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Not a far off question, considering that, the only time the bible mentions abortion is how to do it.
- Comment on Indeed 2 weeks ago:
The face that woke up a thousand furryies.
- Comment on Very versatile 3 weeks ago:
That’s one too many.
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 3 weeks ago:
Where do I order this printed on a red baseball hat.
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 3 weeks ago:
The White Trash House.
