hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'll probably never see a Grand Theft Auto set in a futuristic city like GTA 2 because the team "hated it": "People didn’t connect with the game or its city"⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked GTA2. Probably because it was the only one I played. I would love to play it today, but the tank controls are too horrible. Does anybody know of an analogue controller mod or something like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Am here. Just a few more hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta Catch 'Em All⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve played a few Pokémon games but don’t know any of these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or snort powdered milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love what you do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “When You have to do what You love, You’ll start hating it”. More accurate in my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Positivity 😇⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So to make a nuclear bomb, all we need are some atoms and mushrooms. Got it, will try later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ideal Beach Body⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think, that being able to towel of ones own back is pretty important in a beach body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This bedroom game is weird⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never tried it but it sounds like fun⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did that once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And do not, under any circumstances, take a job that involves night shifts. This shit should be illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A secret cord⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a cable like that in my high school physics classroom. It connected 2 sockets in the wall above the blackboard. I don’t know if it had a use, it might have been a joke but nobody ever thought to ask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know Swahili was that progressive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try Polish. Our verbs and adjectives are also gendered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does the “I am a passenger” button do? Seems like it would work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did something happen to UKs internet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin wants in on the action⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cute, that You think, there is even a slightest chance, Trump hasn’t yet sucked putting dick. I’m pretty sure, that’s a regularly scheduled appointment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I’m coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make him buy You beer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I hate it”. Does this count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In these deeply divided times, it's good to see someone trying to spread unity and tolerance.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They did wear bandages over their ears because trump had one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never heard any one of these names but they all fit perfectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that showed them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  With a male friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees through the lies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe that’s why they like, the discussing thing that is, black licorice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OwO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How many eyes did the snake have?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same in Poland. I personally see no difference in Coca-Cola, Pepsi, a generic brand or sugar free versions of either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye fellas, see you tomorrow.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve read this here, last time this subject came on: Can You make a grown man cry tears of joy with Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”. Yes, but only if it follows 7 “What’s New Pussycats”.