hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Heh 7 hours ago:
Image This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.
- Comment on I knew it 10 hours ago:
I don’t think that’s where Trump usually kisses Musk.
- Comment on I knew it 10 hours ago:
This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.
- Comment on Current chain of command 13 hours ago:
Who?
- Comment on George Carlin - rooting for the comet! 2 days ago:
That’s why Carlin is my favourite comedian. I agree with him on a lot of things. I’ve never even seen this interview, and I always say that humanity is overdue for a hard reset. A comet or something to wipe us all out, and start over. I was rooting for the Corona virus.
- Comment on Anon sets up a prank at school 1 week ago:
I don’t get the “thin white line across” part. Could someone explain?
- Comment on What happened to Pez? 1 week ago:
Saw them at Christmas in Denmark. I haven’t seen them in almost 30 years, so I was tempted to buy them, but I still remember the candy being bad so I passed.
- Comment on I mean I would totally give it a try 1 week ago:
The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.
- Comment on Anon describes the micro-celeb pipeline 1 week ago:
As if OP wouldn’t do that if he could.
- Comment on History tells us what happens when the bread and circus stops 1 week ago:
So in two years then? Wanna set up a meeting place now?
- Comment on made a sticky 1 week ago:
The good ol’ argument: You don’t like capitalism? Be a cave man. XD And yes, I am working night shifts. I get to do less and get paid 20% more than the day shift.
- Comment on made a sticky 1 week ago:
I’m gonna put in minimum effort regardless of pay. It’s capitalism. I’m being forced to work so I don’t die. I don’t want to work. But since I have to, I will do the bare minimum.
- Comment on know the chain of command 1 week ago:
The pecking order goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo’s stool, Kami, then Popo.
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 2 weeks ago:
When I was in high school, my mate didn’t even have a phone. We just knew that Friday at 7pm we met at the standard spot and went to grab a beer. We didn’t even make plans before, it was just how it was.
- Comment on Eat that ramen 2 weeks ago:
Shitty? Those were the best times, it’s all downhill from there.
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 2 weeks ago:
This is needlessly complicated. All I need is a beer emoji and I would be at the guys house with a six pack in 15 minutes.
- Comment on Select a tip 2 weeks ago:
30% is “soso” but a 100% is only “Thank You”? In this case the 100% should be “Walk over to the other side of the register so the boss can blow You”.
- Comment on Popeye the Slayer Man (2025, dir Robert Michael Ryan) 2 weeks ago:
And that’s not even the only shitty horror flick they are making based on this character who recently entered public domain: m.imdb.com/title/tt33362807/?ref_=tt_mlt_tt_i_1
- Comment on Popeye the Slayer Man (2025, dir Robert Michael Ryan) 2 weeks ago:
Everything You need to know about this movie is that it exists.
- Comment on I got the money saved in my mansions safe. 3 weeks ago:
When Your living paycheck to paycheck, it’s the same.
- Comment on Anon is a time bomb 3 weeks ago:
“OP had sex”. OP is full of shit.
- Comment on Speaks to me tho, sigh 3 weeks ago:
That’s exactly the way I feel recently. I just couldn’t find the words.
- Comment on Localisation 3 weeks ago:
And Pumped Up Kicks doesn’t even show up.
- Comment on Not enough cake 3 weeks ago:
I would like to refer You to B Dylan Hollis. The guy has made cakes out of canned beans, avocados and tomato soup. They supposedly came out delicious.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
If I had to guess, od say he just finished shitting in the woods.
- Comment on [Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year. 3 weeks ago:
Adds a Hitler mustache to Musk’s photos.
- Comment on [Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year. 3 weeks ago:
With all this AI shit going around recently, can we make a browser extension that does that automatically?
- Comment on While shitposting at work as well 3 weeks ago:
Shiting? That’s old. Now I jerk off at work.
- Comment on Career options 4 weeks ago:
You don’t have to tell me.
- Comment on Career options 4 weeks ago:
Both. I chose the wrong field for me. And instead of switching I just finished. Wasted 5 years of my life. Haven’t touched the field in 13 years.
