Flocklesscrow

@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could have any vision-related superpower, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  zoom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could have any vision-related superpower, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Infinite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enjoy youth while you can⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The boots theory of high school classmates?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is very Boomers thinking everyone is still a 16 year old Millennial.

  Boomer brains stuck in 1998, and it shows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moth devouring his lamp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is awesome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put sex on the floor. Less squeaky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hat.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Lando Calrissian of crabs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never do this obviously ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boo this slow town driver

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a Mentos commercial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd be screaming too lmao⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just need more pressure. Like 120 psi micropippet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhh...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Elephant circling?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2025 be vibin'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Minnie Driver eyebrow waggling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I owe you everything⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or using their child as their proxy of emotional manipulation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What grass starvation does to the perma-online⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Reddit spillover effect is noticable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Faculty, any day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Core

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Human gestation is 10 months

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh, chill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. Well, I can explain it to you, but I can’t comprehend it for you.

  You believe that you are right, and can’t, or won’t consider that you could be applying an overly rigid perspective to a problem that requires a great deal of flexibility. Moreover, you seem fixated on punishing those who “break rules.” That’s simply not a very effective way to affect change across human society.

  Best of luck to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh, chill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The “normalization of speeding” is because human beings didn’t evolve to travel at the speeds available to anyone with a driver’s license. In other words, you’re asking for a revision of human nature, which is simply not a practical solution. What would be practical is a system of public transportation that makes individual cars moot, or at least less of an intrinsic necessity, but in the US, there are moneyed interests who will fanatically push back on any alternate options. Car makers, insurance companies, bars and restaurants, and even the “healthcare” industry all profit from people having to own a car and use said car to navigate living in this country. You’d need to provide a broad and low-cost alternative, while dismantling those entrenched interests to make a new paradigm stick.

  So, in the meantime, it sounds like your driving habits are stick-in-the-mud and you likely create impediments to the flow of traffic, as others adapt around your unwillingness to modify behaviors to the situation. The fact that you see yourself as some kind of shining example of driving purity and hope that other drivers get into an accident as some weird punitive recourse means is really troubling. Maybe you should talk to a professional about your moralistic judgementalism and anger issues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh, chill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. Drive by the flow of traffic.

  Unobservant people who are “following the rule” in dynamic situations usually create more danger than people adapting to the situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like the man on his left reading the shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowboy faun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ and ‘Citadel’ Hit Syndication for the First Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Spot on.

  Not to mention, they’re syndicating shows that have all of the budget allocated to visual “dazzle,” and almost nothing for the quality of writing/plot. Which means even if people watch once, they’re not going to return to watch again and again.

  Amazon refuses to understand, or is incapable of understanding, that stories are what drive human engagement, not flashy visuals. A well-written show of stick figures could out perform most of their dreck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You nailed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you build it, they might come⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Narrator: they did in fact enshittify it later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The safe word is “pop tart”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tracy Morgan, Daniel Radcliffe Comedy From ’30 Rock’ Team Ordered to Series at NBC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps a Honkey Grandma Be Trippin prequel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys and beans and...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the answer, right here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those cracks are called skin fissures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polar bears⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I could take the one on the fake boulder