Flocklesscrow

@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like the man on his left reading the shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowboy faun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ and ‘Citadel’ Hit Syndication for the First Time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Spot on.

  Not to mention, they’re syndicating shows that have all of the budget allocated to visual “dazzle,” and almost nothing for the quality of writing/plot. Which means even if people watch once, they’re not going to return to watch again and again.

  Amazon refuses to understand, or is incapable of understanding, that stories are what drive human engagement, not flashy visuals. A well-written show of stick figures could out perform most of their dreck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You nailed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you build it, they might come⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Narrator: they did in fact enshittify it later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The safe word is “pop tart”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tracy Morgan, Daniel Radcliffe Comedy From ’30 Rock’ Team Ordered to Series at NBC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps a Honkey Grandma Be Trippin prequel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys and beans and...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the answer, right here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those cracks are called skin fissures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polar bears⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could take the one on the fake boulder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polar bears⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Polar bears have black skin. Polar bears are black bears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A person born in 2015 is 20 years old⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It has been an extremely long year already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May the 4th be with you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Defenestration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog for Scale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The car was alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A completely useful compulsion I have.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or bowing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waiting for ManGodo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I decrease acne after shaving my face?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough. I had the opposite, where foils caused irritation (even my Braun Series 7), but my Philips Norelco 9500 has been the superior shaver, all around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I decrease acne after shaving my face?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Foils are good, but the rotary style electric shavers create the least irritation. I use one, and would recommend it. It also comes with a little cleaner base that keeps the heads disinfected and clean of hair particles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suggested someone add an icon of torches and pitchforks to an email they were sending to company to complain.

  Banned for inciting violence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh for sure. It bothers me to see people holding cutlery like it’s their first day on Earth.

  Tines down for holding meat to be sliced is when the palm gets in on the action. But that’s a whole different hand from the usual forking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you using your palm to use a utensil? It should be all fingers, somewhat like holding a pencil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put 5’s head on 2’s body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨floats away in disgust⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do we know that’s Helium and not He-Man’s origin story?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Academic email signatures⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That picture of Ruffalo looks like they told him to pose for a tintype from the 1800s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Predator: Badlands Teaser Trailer (2025)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet Predators have a really hard time eating PB&J sandwiches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has his way⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No no, I think you captured it perfectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You better listen to him⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just Jenny, the girl with the green ribbon.