Flocklesscrow
@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
- Comment on For work-sore hands 6 days ago:
drinks a pint of Vaseline
- Comment on How rare is it for people to live without anger? 1 week ago:
I would say it’s the reverse for me. The older I am, the more I understand, the angrier I remain.
- Comment on We got several more inches of snow last night after getting over seven a few days ago. I went to my local newspaper's website to find out if there was anything I should know. This was their top story. 1 week ago:
“Downtown murders rise”
- Comment on Looks like a ent to me. 1 week ago:
“An ent goes on a walk with the cousins before Thanksgiving dinner”
- Comment on JeSUS 1 week ago:
Not Korean Jesus. He’s swole af. Turns water into pre-workout.
- Comment on PhD ain't no MD 2 weeks ago:
“I’m an expert in stuff most people find tedious”
- Comment on Actual shitpost 2 weeks ago:
“Meet George Jetson”
- Comment on They did the math 2 weeks ago:
That poor tree
- Comment on True love 2 weeks ago:
Money doesn’t buy taste
- Comment on Actual shitpost 2 weeks ago:
You keep your washing machine in the shower? That seems risky
- Comment on I'm seriously proud of this 2 weeks ago:
That llama from Napoleon Dynamite?
- Comment on Duh 3 weeks ago:
When the outhouse is directly next to a theme park
- Comment on Fair. 3 weeks ago:
“Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight”
- Comment on Just add human hair 3 weeks ago:
Satire or Satyr?
- Comment on So be good for goodness' sake! 3 weeks ago:
“Reindeer games”
- Comment on An anti-bullying PSA 3 weeks ago:
Santa was enabling that shit too. Get the man in red, red.
- Comment on Appreciation 3 weeks ago:
Never let some fat lady insinuate you’re greedy.
“You’re on a 3500 calorie a day subsistence diet. Get bent.”
- Comment on Appreciation 3 weeks ago:
Feelings. Use context.
- Comment on Appreciation 3 weeks ago:
Yep, social contract has two sides. Millennials never saw the “generosity” that Boomers experienced through the 70s-80s-90s, as the entire landscape began shifting in the early 2000s as “globalism” meant cheaper labor for capitalists, along with depressed wages for domestic workers.
Employees don’t owe their employers anything beyond their contracted work, because doing more has never amounted to anything other than more workload.
- Comment on Anon sees happy people 3 weeks ago:
“Gimme some forehead baby”
- Comment on Anon gives a piracy history lesson 3 weeks ago:
This is spot on.
- Comment on After a disastrous opening, The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim heads to digital on Dec 27th 4 weeks ago:
Content as Product
- Comment on Anon wipes his ass 4 weeks ago:
Bumbling buffoonery is his niche. He’s not a leading man, action hero, regardless of how many roles they shoehorn him into.
- Comment on Anon wipes his ass 4 weeks ago:
This was when Chris Pratt was at his peak.
- Comment on Anon tries to help 4 weeks ago:
Parato principle works here too. It’s like 20% are decent, 60% sit on the fence depending on context, and 20% are always awful.
These ratios are more strictly 20/80 the older the sample sets, ie roughly 80% of people over 65 are toxic, in most cases, even when their behavior hurts themselves.
- Comment on Anon tries to help 4 weeks ago:
Me too. Only took 20 years past high school
- Comment on Any relations experts? 4 weeks ago:
15 years later
“Hey, the closet shitter is here! Man, remember that time you shit in my closet?”
- Comment on Literally 4 weeks ago:
One of the commonalities of trauma is sharing those traumatic experiences with others and then seeing them look aghast.
- Comment on Any relations experts? 4 weeks ago:
“Hey don’t worry about shitting in the closet; I’ll scoop it up later.”
- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 4 weeks ago:
lol, ok.