Flocklesscrow
@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
- Comment on If you could have any vision-related superpower, what would it be? 1 week ago:
zoom?
- Comment on If you could have any vision-related superpower, what would it be? 1 week ago:
Infinite
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 1 week ago:
The boots theory of high school classmates?
- Comment on A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers. 1 week ago:
This is very Boomers thinking everyone is still a 16 year old Millennial.
Boomer brains stuck in 1998, and it shows.
- Comment on Moth devouring his lamp 1 week ago:
This is awesome
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Put sex on the floor. Less squeaky
- Comment on Hat. 2 weeks ago:
The Lando Calrissian of crabs
- Comment on I'd never do this obviously 2 weeks ago:
Boo this slow town driver
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 3 weeks ago:
That’s a Mentos commercial
- Comment on I'd be screaming too lmao 3 weeks ago:
Just need more pressure. Like 120 psi micropippet
- Comment on Uhh... 3 weeks ago:
Elephant circling?
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 3 weeks ago:
Minnie Driver eyebrow waggling
- Comment on I owe you everything 4 weeks ago:
Or using their child as their proxy of emotional manipulation.
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 4 weeks ago:
The Reddit spillover effect is noticable
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 5 weeks ago:
The Core
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 5 weeks ago:
Human gestation is 10 months
- Comment on Bruh, chill 5 weeks ago:
Hmm. Well, I can explain it to you, but I can’t comprehend it for you.
You believe that you are right, and can’t, or won’t consider that you could be applying an overly rigid perspective to a problem that requires a great deal of flexibility. Moreover, you seem fixated on punishing those who “break rules.” That’s simply not a very effective way to affect change across human society.
Best of luck to you.
- Comment on Bruh, chill 5 weeks ago:
The “normalization of speeding” is because human beings didn’t evolve to travel at the speeds available to anyone with a driver’s license. In other words, you’re asking for a revision of human nature, which is simply not a practical solution. What would be practical is a system of public transportation that makes individual cars moot, or at least less of an intrinsic necessity, but in the US, there are moneyed interests who will fanatically push back on any alternate options. Car makers, insurance companies, bars and restaurants, and even the “healthcare” industry all profit from people having to own a car and use said car to navigate living in this country. You’d need to provide a broad and low-cost alternative, while dismantling those entrenched interests to make a new paradigm stick.
So, in the meantime, it sounds like your driving habits are stick-in-the-mud and you likely create impediments to the flow of traffic, as others adapt around your unwillingness to modify behaviors to the situation. The fact that you see yourself as some kind of shining example of driving purity and hope that other drivers get into an accident as some weird punitive recourse means is really troubling. Maybe you should talk to a professional about your moralistic judgementalism and anger issues.
- Comment on Bruh, chill 5 weeks ago:
Nah. Drive by the flow of traffic.
Unobservant people who are “following the rule” in dynamic situations usually create more danger than people adapting to the situation.
- Comment on I like the man on his left reading the shirt 1 month ago:
Cowboy faun
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 1 month ago:
Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.
- Comment on ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ and ‘Citadel’ Hit Syndication for the First Time 1 month ago:
Spot on.
Not to mention, they’re syndicating shows that have all of the budget allocated to visual “dazzle,” and almost nothing for the quality of writing/plot. Which means even if people watch once, they’re not going to return to watch again and again.
Amazon refuses to understand, or is incapable of understanding, that stories are what drive human engagement, not flashy visuals. A well-written show of stick figures could out perform most of their dreck.
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 1 month ago:
You nailed it
- Comment on If you build it, they might come 1 month ago:
Narrator: they did in fact enshittify it later.
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 1 month ago:
The safe word is “pop tart”
- Comment on Tracy Morgan, Daniel Radcliffe Comedy From ’30 Rock’ Team Ordered to Series at NBC 1 month ago:
Perhaps a Honkey Grandma Be Trippin prequel?
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 1 month ago:
This is the answer, right here.
- Comment on What did he see? 1 month ago:
“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”
- Comment on Anyone? 1 month ago:
Those cracks are called skin fissures.
- Comment on Polar bears 1 month ago:
I could take the one on the fake boulder