Bear is black, fight back.
Bear is brown, turn around.
Bear is white, say good night.
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Bear is black, fight back.
Bear is brown, turn around.
Bear is white, say good night.
Also.
Some black bears are brown.
Some brown bears are black.
Good luck everyone.
Also, one of the few animals that will hunt humans for food
Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.
180 seconds feels extremely generous tbh
That cub will fuck me up
It would.
Off on a tangent, but relevant, I recently watched a video from a big cat trainer, and he stated that lion and tiger cubs are absolutely lethal at the age of 6 months. They can literally play with you to death.
Your survival time would depend on how far apart you and the bear are, how’s fast you can run, and how angry or hungry the bear is.
Polar bears hunt even when not hungry because of the general scarcity of food in their environment
Do not – and I really cannot stress this enough – give any of those bears cocaine
Not even a little, bitty Pick-a-Nick key bump?
Cocaine Bear 2: Land of the Fresh Powder.
Fun fact: Grizzlies and Polar Bears are the same species according to the Biological Species Concept.
Meaning they interbreed in the wild (somewhat rare), and produce viable offspring that can have babies as well.
We’re actually noticing this happening more and more with climate change. As Grizzly populations move further and further north, they’re encountering polar bears more often and are more likely to mate.
Hey, Mac! You still have that Halloween costume?
Biologists wouldn’t say they’re the same species, because biologists are aware of interspecies hybrids and the species problem.
The number of confirmed hybrids has since risen to eight, all of them descending from the same female polar bear
She has a type.
Scary… Polar bears comming to my house! Slightly larger whiter Grizzlys still a problem.
There are tons and tons and tons of species that can do this. It’s not clear to me what the prevailing species concept is nowadays, if we’re even still following one.
In the near future, Polar Bears as a separate species will likely disappear, and we’ll have all hybrids.
I bet it gives good hugs :3
Only once
*first floor windows don’t go nuts guys no way that lad is reaching all the way to the second floor
Calling something a “second storey” just sounds weird, although at least because they spelt it “story” we know they mean in the US sense.
Is the US the first floor is the ground floor, second floor is what is called the 1st floor in many other countries
Or “Zeroth Floor”.
Motorcycle helmets are purposefully not-hard. Odd comparison.
But they are pretty thick, since that means more impact-absorbing foam.
Tall snow doggos
“I can take 'im. I got my AR-15. Hold my beer…”
“I don’t know about this, Tommy…”
Don’t puss out on me kn…"
Crunch. Snap. Scream.
is the fear of this bear why we’re so intent in melting the icecaps?
Why’s the black bear so sad?
It’s forced to play the humiliating role of smallest by comparison.
oh anf the human is just a little snack?
the grizzly is telling him “Ah, Jesus. I wish you could see this. Light’s coming up. I’ve never seen a painting that captures the beauty of the ocean at a moment like this. I’m gonna make you rich, Bud Fox. Yeah. Rich enough, you can afford a girl like Darien. This is your wake-up call, pal. Go to work.”
Still rather a bear than a man though, amirite?
In the woods. You don’t see polar bears in the woods.
Be good if the other bears were standing up straight too
They are, their arms just aren’t raised.
Idk they look slouchy, let’s get em in the same pose
multifariace@lemmy.world 10 minutes ago
The bear in the mural does not look tall enough to look in a second story window. Is that a young one?