musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 1 month ago:
This woman is a nightmare, her name is Susan, and Susan recently started swallowing the supplies and we have to wait for her to poop them out if we want to use them. And as if that wasn’t bad enough she makes us talk her out for a walk whenever we want anything. Yesterday I took Susan for a walk and had to wait ten minutes for her to shit out a stapler.
- Comment on It was all a lie, wasn't it? 1 month ago:
You don’t need any of that nonsense. Real men insulate themselves with their feelings. As for electricity, I make that myself. They don’t call me the love dynamo for no reason.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 2 months ago:
Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 2 months ago:
50" inch screen, money green leather sofa
- Comment on Safety first 2 months ago:
You’re literally fucking the plants like some giant pervert bee if you do that.
- Comment on surprised_pikachu.jpg 2 months ago:
“Jared Leto is innocent until proven guilty, now excuse Jared Leto, Jared Leto has some teens to sext.”
- Comment on hell yea, brother 2 months ago:
The Polar Platybear has a bill, is amphibious, venomous too, with razor sharp claws, stands 10 feet tall and weighs about 1300 pounds.
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 2 months ago:
I’m sure the spider tried
- Comment on Happens to the best of us 2 months ago:
Yes, dad bought it for her after mom killed herself. It’s still in the box.
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 2 months ago:
Here’s a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 2 months ago:
Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 2 months ago:
Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.
- Comment on Existential dread 2 months ago:
We will turn you into the 6 million dollar cockroach
- Comment on What happened 2 months ago:
in the last season Aria kills that ice king guy while wearing Ed Sheeran’s face. She leaps from the trees, catches the king off guard and yells: “Nobody expects to be killed by Ed Sheeran!”
- Comment on What happened 2 months ago:
It would’ve been much better if Aria slit his throat moment he tried to reach for an instrument
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 2 months ago:
Does she actually speak the language she’s learning?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Super gay, real men walk through the car wash.
- Comment on I feel attacked 2 months ago:
That’s a sub class, if you pick running then you’ll date a younger runner. If you pick Japan then you’ll date a young Japanese person etc.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 2 months ago:
Just two parents to a person named Step.
- Comment on I knew it 2 months ago:
I’m starting a convoy for the downstairs bathroom, start packing your provisions.
- Comment on WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee 2 months ago:
“Klugerama, we have tried the carrot, it is now time for the stick!”
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 2 months ago:
I do the same bro, I wear 30 pairs of shirts and pants on top of each other and every week I shed a layer. I call it the crustacean method.
- Comment on Rhubarb 2 months ago:
I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.
- Comment on Number neighbors! 2 months ago:
If you need to use an /s then you’re not doing it right.
- Comment on Number neighbors! 2 months ago:
No, if I believe you’re stupid then that reinforces my myopic world view in which I am the only smart person on the internet.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
Alright, I’ll make it a bit more difficult.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
A tiny version of you with your current faculties is trapped inside your mind, you can hear them faintly wail in agony when you sleep.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
Whenever you transform into a character it’s discovered that the creator of said character was a child molester.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
Yes, but your will to live is tied to the US GDP. The higher the GDP, the stronger your will to live, the weaker the GDP the stronger your desire to end your existence. This might not sound so bad at face value but every politician on the planet has this information, your desire to live is an economic and political tool.