musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
- Comment on It was all a lie, wasn't it? 15 hours ago:
You don’t need any of that nonsense. Real men insulate themselves with their feelings. As for electricity, I make that myself. They don’t call me the love dynamo for no reason.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 1 day ago:
Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 3 days ago:
50" inch screen, money green leather sofa
- Comment on Safety first 3 days ago:
You’re literally fucking the plants like some giant pervert bee if you do that.
- Comment on surprised_pikachu.jpg 3 days ago:
“Jared Leto is innocent until proven guilty, now excuse Jared Leto, Jared Leto has some teens to sext.”
- Comment on hell yea, brother 3 days ago:
The Polar Platybear has a bill, is amphibious, venomous too, with razor sharp claws, stands 10 feet tall and weighs about 1300 pounds.
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 6 days ago:
I’m sure the spider tried
- Comment on Happens to the best of us 1 week ago:
Yes, dad bought it for her after mom killed herself. It’s still in the box.
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 1 week ago:
Here’s a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 3 weeks ago:
Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 3 weeks ago:
Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.
- Comment on Existential dread 3 weeks ago:
We will turn you into the 6 million dollar cockroach
- Comment on What happened 3 weeks ago:
in the last season Aria kills that ice king guy while wearing Ed Sheeran’s face. She leaps from the trees, catches the king off guard and yells: “Nobody expects to be killed by Ed Sheeran!”
- Comment on What happened 3 weeks ago:
It would’ve been much better if Aria slit his throat moment he tried to reach for an instrument
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 3 weeks ago:
Does she actually speak the language she’s learning?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Super gay, real men walk through the car wash.
- Comment on I feel attacked 3 weeks ago:
That’s a sub class, if you pick running then you’ll date a younger runner. If you pick Japan then you’ll date a young Japanese person etc.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 4 weeks ago:
Just two parents to a person named Step.
- Comment on I knew it 4 weeks ago:
I’m starting a convoy for the downstairs bathroom, start packing your provisions.
- Comment on WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee 4 weeks ago:
“Klugerama, we have tried the carrot, it is now time for the stick!”
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 4 weeks ago:
I do the same bro, I wear 30 pairs of shirts and pants on top of each other and every week I shed a layer. I call it the crustacean method.
- Comment on Rhubarb 4 weeks ago:
I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.
- Comment on Number neighbors! 4 weeks ago:
If you need to use an /s then you’re not doing it right.
- Comment on Number neighbors! 4 weeks ago:
No, if I believe you’re stupid then that reinforces my myopic world view in which I am the only smart person on the internet.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Alright, I’ll make it a bit more difficult.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
A tiny version of you with your current faculties is trapped inside your mind, you can hear them faintly wail in agony when you sleep.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Whenever you transform into a character it’s discovered that the creator of said character was a child molester.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Yes, but your will to live is tied to the US GDP. The higher the GDP, the stronger your will to live, the weaker the GDP the stronger your desire to end your existence. This might not sound so bad at face value but every politician on the planet has this information, your desire to live is an economic and political tool.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Alright, in order for your skeleton and organs to support your ever growing muscle mass you need to consume human flesh.