musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 day ago:
Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 day ago:
Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.
- Comment on Existential dread 1 day ago:
We will turn you into the 6 million dollar cockroach
- Comment on What happened 3 days ago:
in the last season Aria kills that ice king guy while wearing Ed Sheeran’s face. She leaps from the trees, catches the king off guard and yells: “Nobody expects to be killed by Ed Sheeran!”
- Comment on What happened 3 days ago:
It would’ve been much better if Aria slit his throat moment he tried to reach for an instrument
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 3 days ago:
Does she actually speak the language she’s learning?
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Super gay, real men walk through the car wash.
- Comment on I feel attacked 6 days ago:
That’s a sub class, if you pick running then you’ll date a younger runner. If you pick Japan then you’ll date a young Japanese person etc.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 1 week ago:
Just two parents to a person named Step.
- Comment on I knew it 1 week ago:
I’m starting a convoy for the downstairs bathroom, start packing your provisions.
- Comment on WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee 1 week ago:
“Klugerama, we have tried the carrot, it is now time for the stick!”
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 1 week ago:
I do the same bro, I wear 30 pairs of shirts and pants on top of each other and every week I shed a layer. I call it the crustacean method.
- Comment on Rhubarb 1 week ago:
I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.
- Comment on Number neighbors! 1 week ago:
If you need to use an /s then you’re not doing it right.
- Comment on Number neighbors! 1 week ago:
No, if I believe you’re stupid then that reinforces my myopic world view in which I am the only smart person on the internet.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
Alright, I’ll make it a bit more difficult.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
A tiny version of you with your current faculties is trapped inside your mind, you can hear them faintly wail in agony when you sleep.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
Whenever you transform into a character it’s discovered that the creator of said character was a child molester.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
Yes, but your will to live is tied to the US GDP. The higher the GDP, the stronger your will to live, the weaker the GDP the stronger your desire to end your existence. This might not sound so bad at face value but every politician on the planet has this information, your desire to live is an economic and political tool.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
Alright, in order for your skeleton and organs to support your ever growing muscle mass you need to consume human flesh.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
You emit a powerful neurotoxin from your sweat glands that kills any dog within a five mile radius. To people you just smell like chocolate.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
You are locked in a cellar below the Vatican. Your powers only work after you drink a gallon of holy water.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
All your body parts teleport to different locations
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
You suffer from excruciating social anxiety when alone.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
With every ice cube you create, your life is shortened by one year.
- Comment on Big Plans For ‘Love, Death & Robots’ Volume 5, But Viewership Drops 50% and Ratings Plummet 2 weeks ago:
Agreed, imagine her willingly getting eaten by the creature disguised as her deceased partner. That would’ve disturbed me.
- Comment on Big Plans For ‘Love, Death & Robots’ Volume 5, But Viewership Drops 50% and Ratings Plummet 2 weeks ago:
I think it’s because you could see the twist coming from a mile away. It also didn’t help that the story was unfocused, there was just too much going on.
- Comment on For the little guys. 2 weeks ago:
Yes but with what’s happening in America right now there will be a lot less tourism.