“Also, I just need $2,000 in apple gift cards so I can get a new iPhone and download my notes from the cloud. Someone stole my phone and wallet, but I have a big presentation tonight. I’ll split the $1M speaker fee with you.”
Number neighbors!
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
lol that last line
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
How old is this? Because Clinton hasn’t been president for a while now. Also Epstein was killed much later, at least that’s the official story unless it was a doppelganger all these years.
Noerknhar@feddit.org 1 month ago
I was about to reply, but couldn’t come up with anything but a demotivated sigh.
Instead, I’ll leave you this comment as a written version of that very air leaving my body as a result of this hopefully sarcastic comment of yours.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Sure, I’m just joking in a shitpost community, sure 🤦♂️👼🎅🚵♀️ why not
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Still called president after they retire.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
TIL
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Go ahead and check the community name.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Sorry, I guess I confused it for shitcomment
Wilco@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Hmm … what was that last part?
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
He said it’s an honor, can’t you read?
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
I haven’t looked into it. Is there any consensus on Epstein’s death besides meme consensus? Has anything been released?
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The consensus is that he didn’t kill himself
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
Yeah thats what i’d heard I just thought it was a bit to blatant.
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You can’t try a dead man.
No trial, no testimonies, less evidence is made available to the public, everything adds up.
loomy@lemy.lol 1 month ago
what is a number neighbor?
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
maybe read the text in the meme, it’s explained
wischi@programming.dev 1 month ago
Take your phone number. Now add/subtract 1. Those are your number neighbors.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump’s attorney general was William Barr. Barr’s dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr’s dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nope those dots connect too easily. Lizard people funded by Soros and the pope.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Turns out the pope is a lizard person. Boom.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In addition to that, Epsteins own brother testified in court that Donald Trump had visited the island multiple times.
Contrary to that, the Clintons have like 2 photos with him at the fundraising events he attended religiously (Epstein’s front was as a venture capitalist and philanthropist). They also were offered and accepted using his private plane on one occasion alongside Alec Baldwin to fly to an AIDs relief mission in Africa. Never been to the island.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I can believe this - that Trump was paying Epstein for pedophile shit and Clinton never got involved. I also find it pretty easy to believe that despite never being involved with Epstein, Bill Clinton is a scumbag and a rapist, considering the numerous allegations against him:
…wikipedia.org/…/Bill_Clinton_sexual_assault_and_…
It’s not proof per se, but with politicians these days, I believe it’s most accurate to find them dirty and corrupt until proven otherwise via their legislative actions (to wit, I’m not holding my breath vis-à-vis 99% of Congress).
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You weren’t kidding:
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Ant-like alien bug people”
Karjalan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is what pissed me off about it at the time. All the conspiracy subs and all right people kept putting up bill and Hillary Clinton killed epstein posts…
Trump and Barr were in power at the time and have much more egregious evidence of their interactions with epstein
Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Alex Acosta was the prosecutor that gave Epstein a sweetheart deal the first time. Trump rewarded him by making him Secretary of Labor.
ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
And Barr choose the prison he was sent to, and visited the cell just a few days before he was killed.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
400 million people and every story revolves around the same couple hundred cants