“Also, I just need $2,000 in apple gift cards so I can get a new iPhone and download my notes from the cloud. Someone stole my phone and wallet, but I have a big presentation tonight. I’ll split the $1M speaker fee with you.”
Number neighbors!
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
lol that last line
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
How old is this? Because Clinton hasn’t been president for a while now. Also Epstein was killed much later, at least that’s the official story unless it was a doppelganger all these years.
Noerknhar@feddit.org 2 months ago
I was about to reply, but couldn’t come up with anything but a demotivated sigh.
Instead, I’ll leave you this comment as a written version of that very air leaving my body as a result of this hopefully sarcastic comment of yours.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Sure, I’m just joking in a shitpost community, sure 🤦♂️👼🎅🚵♀️ why not
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Still called president after they retire.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
TIL
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Go ahead and check the community name.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Sorry, I guess I confused it for shitcomment
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Hmm … what was that last part?
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
He said it’s an honor, can’t you read?
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
I haven’t looked into it. Is there any consensus on Epstein’s death besides meme consensus? Has anything been released?
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The consensus is that he didn’t kill himself
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Yeah thats what i’d heard I just thought it was a bit to blatant.
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can’t try a dead man.
No trial, no testimonies, less evidence is made available to the public, everything adds up.
loomy@lemy.lol 2 months ago
what is a number neighbor?
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
maybe read the text in the meme, it’s explained
wischi@programming.dev 2 months ago
Take your phone number. Now add/subtract 1. Those are your number neighbors.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump’s attorney general was William Barr. Barr’s dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr’s dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nope those dots connect too easily. Lizard people funded by Soros and the pope.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Turns out the pope is a lizard person. Boom.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In addition to that, Epsteins own brother testified in court that Donald Trump had visited the island multiple times.
Contrary to that, the Clintons have like 2 photos with him at the fundraising events he attended religiously (Epstein’s front was as a venture capitalist and philanthropist). They also were offered and accepted using his private plane on one occasion alongside Alec Baldwin to fly to an AIDs relief mission in Africa. Never been to the island.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I can believe this - that Trump was paying Epstein for pedophile shit and Clinton never got involved. I also find it pretty easy to believe that despite never being involved with Epstein, Bill Clinton is a scumbag and a rapist, considering the numerous allegations against him:
…wikipedia.org/…/Bill_Clinton_sexual_assault_and_…
It’s not proof per se, but with politicians these days, I believe it’s most accurate to find them dirty and corrupt until proven otherwise via their legislative actions (to wit, I’m not holding my breath vis-à-vis 99% of Congress).
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You weren’t kidding:
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Ant-like alien bug people”
Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Alex Acosta was the prosecutor that gave Epstein a sweetheart deal the first time. Trump rewarded him by making him Secretary of Labor.
Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is what pissed me off about it at the time. All the conspiracy subs and all right people kept putting up bill and Hillary Clinton killed epstein posts…
Trump and Barr were in power at the time and have much more egregious evidence of their interactions with epstein
ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 1 month ago
And Barr choose the prison he was sent to, and visited the cell just a few days before he was killed.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
400 million people and every story revolves around the same couple hundred cants