red_bull_of_juarez
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- Comment on Gotta work those monkey stats up 2 days ago:
You are welcome.
- Comment on Gotta work those monkey stats up 2 days ago:
I think someone pulled those numbers out of a dark orifice. 74 million bananas seems laughably low. A quick research yielded about 9*10^11 (nine hundred billion) bananas being consumed world wide per year. I got that number by dividing the 109 million tons of bananas that were consumed world wide in 2022[1] with the 120g average weight of a banana[2].
I don’t think it’s possible to get reliable numbers for monkeys consumed as bush meat. However, in 2012 there was an estimate of 3000 gorillas being killed as food each year in Cameroon alone[3]. So it’s probably safe to assume that the number for monkeys is much higher.
[1] worldpopulationreview.com/…/banana-consumption-by… [2] scaleforgram.com/…/how-much-does-a-banana-weigh [3] independent.co.uk/…/african-monkey-meat-that-coul…
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 5 days ago:
He has taste.
- Comment on Anon works out the question to the final solution 2 weeks ago:
Terms like “foid” are great in a way, because they make it very easy to identify assholes.
- Comment on First the frogs turned gay and now this 5 weeks ago:
Karma, bitch.
- Comment on Man on a mission 5 weeks ago:
Looks like both died in 2020, when they were 25. Katelyn and Sarah Lothrop. Katelyn was killed in a hit and run. I couldn’t find a COD for Sarah, only an obituary.
- Comment on What the Hell is this Bull shit ? 1 month ago:
If only there was an unambiguous unit to measure fluids…
- Comment on Annon was too spicy 2 months ago:
This trend of big tiddy fake images is glorious.
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- Comment on Installs 200 mods on a 20 year old game. 2 months ago:
I’ve seen this before it I still find it hilarious. I love silly stuff.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 2 months ago:
Almost a quarter of those deaths were young children. That makes me so sad.
- Comment on Just one more square bro 2 months ago:
Isn’t this only true if the outer square’s size is not an integer multiple of the inner square’s size? Meaning, if you have to do this to your waffle iron, you simply chose the dimensions poorly.
- Comment on ..? 2 months ago:
With innocent, normal people caught in the crossfire. If those cunts would simply kill each other, fine. But it’s always other people getting hit too.
- Comment on ..? 2 months ago:
I have a list of world leaders whose death’ll make me happy. These are people that make the world better by dying.
- Comment on I am an amateur propagandist. A hobbyist. Enthusiast, if you will. 2 months ago:
They are ride or die and so far he has done little they’re not enjoying.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 2 months ago:
Isn’t an AR-15 for 600 dollars something with a welded-on magazine that you pull out of a vending machine in Night City to throw away when it’s empty?
- Comment on Fr🤮nch 2 months ago:
That explains the image quality. Here’s a fresh screenshot, taken without harming any animals, children, the French or Wikipedia:
- Comment on 👐 aliens. 3 months ago:
This seems to be the only really creepy picture of baby owls our there. The quality is dogshit, a potato would take a better picture. They don’t look like aliens in normal pictures.
- Comment on Just A Friendly Reminder 3 months ago:
And if eating seems a bit much, at least tax the rich appropriately.
- Comment on it's just science 3 months ago:
Yeah, there’s all kinds of names in there, but not in a bad context.
- Comment on ESL homework 3 months ago:
That’s the older brother of Sütterlin. So, no.
- Comment on ESL homework 3 months ago:
I feel like at least the example here is very legible. What I can not do is read Sütterlin, a historic form of German handwriting script. The text in this postcard is German, which is my native language. Except for some very simple words like “wir” or “mit”, I cannot read this.
- Comment on Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion 3 months ago:
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 3 months ago:
Apparently this article already made the rounds in 2022. Newsweek was writing about it back then: newsweek.com/resurfaced-1978-article-sexualizing-…
They say “the author, bylined as Ed Dwyer”, which to me sounds as it might’ve been a pseudonym.
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 3 months ago:
He’s Trump’s press secretary now.
- Comment on Anon is all smiles 3 months ago:
I can’t find a source for it, though. It’s definitely not from Mein Kampf, as I went through all occurrences of Sonne and it’s not there. There is one quote in there that says: “only once the sun went down can the moon shine”, but that’s quite different. I think it’s just another misattributed quote.
- Comment on Anon is all smiles 3 months ago:
It’s attributed to Hitler. But after just having looked into it, it seems dubious.
- Comment on Anon is all smiles 3 months ago:
If you want to shine like the sun, first you have to burn like it.
- Comment on Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face 3 months ago:
Disclaimer: I don’t like Discord and stopped using it years ago. And this announcement is just another step on the road to enshittification. It’s a shit corporation going public and becoming more shit in the process. Simply don’t use their shit.
However, it seems a bit rage-baity to claim that Discord will require age verification for all users. That simply doesn’t seem to be true. Age verification will be required for users who don’t feel the basic features are enough. Were I still dumb enough to use Discord, I don’t think I’d feel the need to go for the age verified account.
- Comment on Gimme an apple 3 months ago:
Then you get a colic and die.
