red_bull_of_juarez
@red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on 13 hours ago:
No! Lick them slowly to assert dominance! Then die a few days later. To assert dominance.
- Comment on Word. 2 weeks ago:
I felt so happy to remember this >20 year old image when I saw the title of this post. I remember finding it very funny back then. Anyway, what’s the appraisal? Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.
- Comment on Word. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Word. 2 weeks ago:
I think from an end-user perspective it’s realistic to expect Word to edit PDFs. It’s just that the PDF format is an unbelievably complex clusterfuck and thus requires an entirely separate and expensive program.
- Comment on Nutritous and delicious 2 weeks ago:
Suck on my chocolate salted balls youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY
- Comment on merry sfx-mas 3 weeks ago:
Carl on Duty: Black Cops
- Comment on Meanwhile Ball 3 weeks ago:
Mitsubishi: pens, cars, nuclear power plants.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I don’t get the criticism listed there. I get that the topic is highly contentious, but I don’t see how the comic comes across as anti-abortion. The opinion of the fox is OK to have, people are allowed to have opinions and to voice them. It’s just important that this doesn’t overrule the bodily autonomy of the mother. Which, to me, the comic makes quite clear.
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 4 weeks ago:
To clarify, patois is a generic term, as is creole, and can apply to any non-standardized language and is not specific to any particular location or group or language. That’s why it’s called “Jamaican patois” in the screenshot.
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 5 weeks ago:
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 5 weeks ago:
I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 5 weeks ago:
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
- Comment on I'm sick of these asterisk-holes 1 month ago:
Who in the world invests that much time for a fucking meme? To me, this whole discussion feels very silly. When you meet someone who uses expressions like “gosh darnit” instead of “god dammit”, do you make a fuss about that too? I do understand that it really is about being annoyed of some platforms requiring their users to self-censor. But still… complaining this much about something you clearly understand and don’t have to do yourself just because you want the full, uncensored profanity to experience the full freedom Lemmy offers feels so pointless.
- Comment on LPT: as a warm-hearted joke, ask your colleague if he stopped having sex with his dog. If he answers yes, then it means up until now, he's been having sex with his dog. If he says no, then well.... 😂 1 month ago:
Hey, /u/Yokohama@lemmy.world, when did you stop fucking your dog?
- Comment on A legend 1 month ago:
That’s kind of how it works, yeah. You can see in another comment of mine that I personally think he actually committed all those crimes. But until he is found guilty by a court of law, he only allegedly commited any crimes. If you call someone a rapist or whatever without referring to a valid court ruling, you are yourself guilty of libel or slander. You might not like that, but this also protects you. So just learn to live with it.
- Comment on A legend 1 month ago:
He allegedly, as he never stood trial, raped and assaulted a lot of women.
- Comment on A legend 1 month ago:
I didn’t know what you were talking about, so I checked his wiki page. Damn, that man just went around raping and assaulting left and right. Seems like he has pretty serious dementia these days, as he’s unfit to stand trial.
- Comment on TBH it's a really good deal. 1 month ago:
You, of course, gave the sensible answer. But just in case anyone missed the joke, “head” was implied here to mean “giving head”, aka fellatio being included in the cheaper option.
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 1 month ago:
What the fucking hell.
- Comment on Thank you, Boston 1 month ago:
Sounds like my kind of people.
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 1 month ago:
It’s most likely that, but it’s funnier to assume otherwise.
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 1 month ago:
I just assume they do understand it and are just a terrible person.
- Comment on Good way to relate to your school teacher 1 month ago:
Unlike your other examples makeup hurts absolutely nobody. It has zero affect on you or anyone else. But sure, it is absolutely within your rights to dislike people wearing makeup.
- Comment on Good way to relate to your school teacher 1 month ago:
If makeup is not for you, that’s fine. But your assumption that people must wear it for you is rather arrogant. People wear makeup because they want to, because it makes them feel better for various reasons. Let people have their things, especially if they don’t affect you at all.
- Comment on The Age of Anti-Social Media Is Here 1 month ago:
- Comment on Cope 2 months ago:
- Comment on Is it wrong that I want one? 2 months ago:
Found it here: www.etsy.com/de-en/listing/1741704973/
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
There is this, if you’re into the look: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ss.squa…
- Comment on The 1980s summed up in a single photo. 2 months ago:
Every once in a while I remember that people could smoke on airplanes and trains and I am so thankful that that fucking bullshit is over. My god, that was some awful shit.
- Comment on Anon is forever alone 2 months ago:
I also wonder what a correct approach would be. When I was young, I was very lonely. It took a long time for me to realize that I was the problem. Actually, now that I think about it, what would probably help a lot is therapy being broadly available to anyone. Talking to other people, especially trained professionals, and listening to their opinions is so incredibly helpful. Only spending time inside your own head or online is super toxic and nothing good ever comes from that.
