red_bull_of_juarez
@red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Why, just why? 6 days ago:
The billionaires continue to burn our planet down and hog all wealth. Normal people are becoming more scared. And it’s much easier to follow the billionaire-owned media and hate your fellow man instead of Luiging those fucking parasites. Sad, but it’s very hard to be welcoming when you fear for yourself and your family.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
- I feel uncomfortable in anything else.
- Comment on Cursed 6 days ago:
It crams the most boxes into the given square. If you take the seven angled boxes out and put them back in an orderly fashion, I think you can fit six of them. The last one won’t fit. If you angle them, this is apparently the best solution.
What I wonder is if this has any practical applications.
- Comment on I've always liked names that describe your interests 1 week ago:
My girlfriend ain’t got no money, but her snatch tastes like honey. 'Cause she does that Coca Cola douche.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 1 week ago:
One place i worked at collected all gifts and had a lottery at Christmas, where employees could win them. I feel that’s a fair way to deal with this.
- Comment on Not for me, tho 1 week ago:
Just a silly joke, I guess.
- Comment on Not for me, tho 1 week ago:
The numbers are sorted by their English spellings.
- Comment on pop Over The Hedge into family DVD player 1 week ago:
Hm. I don’t see it. But whatever floats your boat, dude.
- Comment on How streaming changed the way you watch TV 2 weeks ago:
Nah, it’s more thinking about a time where things like not missing your favorite TV show was very high on your list of priorities.
- Comment on My T-shirt size is L 2 weeks ago:
Yeah. Ideally Amazon uses its vast collection of data to cross-reference purchases and returns that were labeled “too small” or “too large” to power these size suggestions, which would make them actually useful. But if that is too expensive, it’s just some AI bullshit guess.
- Comment on Just one more 2 weeks ago:
Is that for real? That looks insane.
- Comment on Defeating a Virus That Killed Half a Billion People – The Plea 3 weeks ago:
It’s smallpox.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 5 weeks ago:
The writing looks like first or second grade. Where do they teach fractions in that grade?
- Comment on Owned (stocks) 5 weeks ago:
Did you reply to the wrong comment?
- Comment on Delicious 5 weeks ago:
I think no comedy from the 80s or 90s has aged well.
- Comment on Owned (stocks) 5 weeks ago:
Maybe that’s just from that day.
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 5 weeks ago:
How double dare you.
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 5 weeks ago:
How dare you.
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 5 weeks ago:
If we are the normies, what are 4chan users? The abnormies?
- Comment on Little miracles 5 weeks ago:
Well, there’s antisemites in Israel, so why not Nazi punks.
- Comment on respect dandelions! 5 weeks ago:
A shrubbery?
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 5 weeks ago:
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I’d say this story is at least plausible.
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 5 weeks ago:
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I’m sure.
- Comment on respect dandelions! 5 weeks ago:
We planted redflower currant and the bees and bumblebees love the shit out of that. Also much prettier than dandelions. Redflower currant is the plant you want to fuck, dandelion is the one you have a chance with.
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 5 weeks ago:
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
- Comment on Alien Isolation VR is finally here with immersive motion controls and much more 1 month ago:
- Comment on Number neighbors! 1 month ago:
You weren’t kidding:
In the future, humans have formed an intergalactic empire ruled by aristocrats. During a time of war with the Plith, an empire of ant-like alien bug people, ambassador John Craig, a formerly Liberal Earth man in his 30s, is dispatched to the strategically important planet Kossar, a human colony that was settled by the Carlyle Society as a place of exile for political extremists and now is ruled by an oligarchical high council of seven nobles, each of whom is in charge of a different domain with its own traditions. Their boredom and absolute power have driven them to madness, to the point that Kossar’s entry into the empire has been stymied by the Man-Inhabited Planets Treaty’s clause (written by Craig) against alliances with slave owning societies, due to its practice of kidnapping humans to become illegal playthings of the galaxy’s super-rich.
Craig, who now is campaigning to bring Kossar into the empire, had previously been to the planet when the passenger ship on which he was travelling on a return trip from the Betelgeuse Conference was captured by space pirates. While en route to Kassar, one of the pirates awakened Craig and the other prisoners to rape a 15-year-old virginal redheaded female captive in front of them; the rapist’s fellow pirates later hear of this and dock his pay as punishment for spoiling her market value. Craig then spent two years as a slave of the beautiful, sensual, and sadistic Lady Morgan Sidney, the only female member of the oligarchy, with whom he became romantically involved. Together, they lived in her castle, ruling over and engaging in sexual relations with those under their dominion, including an enslaved teenager at a clinic used to breed enslaved people. When Craig stumbles on hints of an alien invasion, he realizes he must escape to save humanity.
Craig is depicted as undisturbed by Lady Morgan’s sadism. When he is ordered to sexually assault the enslaved teenager, he enjoys his participation in the act.
- Comment on New Image of Elijah Wood in 'The Toxic Avenger' 1 month ago:
Damn, he didn’t age well.
- Comment on Get your own 1 month ago:
Huh? It was 3 hours ago.
- Comment on Anon isn't fooled by planes 1 month ago:
We just found a loophole in thermodynamics.
