red_bull_of_juarez
@red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Defeating a Virus That Killed Half a Billion People – The Plea 3 days ago:
It’s smallpox.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 2 weeks ago:
The writing looks like first or second grade. Where do they teach fractions in that grade?
- Comment on Owned (stocks) 2 weeks ago:
Did you reply to the wrong comment?
- Comment on Delicious 2 weeks ago:
I think no comedy from the 80s or 90s has aged well.
- Comment on Owned (stocks) 2 weeks ago:
Maybe that’s just from that day.
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 2 weeks ago:
How double dare you.
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 2 weeks ago:
How dare you.
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 2 weeks ago:
If we are the normies, what are 4chan users? The abnormies?
- Comment on Little miracles 2 weeks ago:
Well, there’s antisemites in Israel, so why not Nazi punks.
- Comment on respect dandelions! 2 weeks ago:
A shrubbery?
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 2 weeks ago:
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I’d say this story is at least plausible.
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 2 weeks ago:
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I’m sure.
- Comment on respect dandelions! 2 weeks ago:
We planted redflower currant and the bees and bumblebees love the shit out of that. Also much prettier than dandelions. Redflower currant is the plant you want to fuck, dandelion is the one you have a chance with.
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 2 weeks ago:
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
- Comment on Alien Isolation VR is finally here with immersive motion controls and much more 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Number neighbors! 3 weeks ago:
You weren’t kidding:
In the future, humans have formed an intergalactic empire ruled by aristocrats. During a time of war with the Plith, an empire of ant-like alien bug people, ambassador John Craig, a formerly Liberal Earth man in his 30s, is dispatched to the strategically important planet Kossar, a human colony that was settled by the Carlyle Society as a place of exile for political extremists and now is ruled by an oligarchical high council of seven nobles, each of whom is in charge of a different domain with its own traditions. Their boredom and absolute power have driven them to madness, to the point that Kossar’s entry into the empire has been stymied by the Man-Inhabited Planets Treaty’s clause (written by Craig) against alliances with slave owning societies, due to its practice of kidnapping humans to become illegal playthings of the galaxy’s super-rich.
Craig, who now is campaigning to bring Kossar into the empire, had previously been to the planet when the passenger ship on which he was travelling on a return trip from the Betelgeuse Conference was captured by space pirates. While en route to Kassar, one of the pirates awakened Craig and the other prisoners to rape a 15-year-old virginal redheaded female captive in front of them; the rapist’s fellow pirates later hear of this and dock his pay as punishment for spoiling her market value. Craig then spent two years as a slave of the beautiful, sensual, and sadistic Lady Morgan Sidney, the only female member of the oligarchy, with whom he became romantically involved. Together, they lived in her castle, ruling over and engaging in sexual relations with those under their dominion, including an enslaved teenager at a clinic used to breed enslaved people. When Craig stumbles on hints of an alien invasion, he realizes he must escape to save humanity.
Craig is depicted as undisturbed by Lady Morgan’s sadism. When he is ordered to sexually assault the enslaved teenager, he enjoys his participation in the act.
- Comment on New Image of Elijah Wood in 'The Toxic Avenger' 3 weeks ago:
Damn, he didn’t age well.
- Comment on Get your own 3 weeks ago:
Huh? It was 3 hours ago.
- Comment on Anon isn't fooled by planes 3 weeks ago:
We just found a loophole in thermodynamics.
- Comment on As Gamers Express Concern About Borderlands 4 Potentially Costing $80, Gearbox Chief Randy Pitchford Says: ‘If You’re a Real Fan, You’ll Find a Way to Make It Happen’ 4 weeks ago:
Get fucked, Randy.
- Comment on Anon is behind enemy lines 4 weeks ago:
It’s a greentext that is very fake and designed to get the emotions of NEETs and people who still live with their parents up. While there might be very few people who despise NEETs, this is absolutely not a topic that is “all they talk about”.
- Comment on bestie 4 weeks ago:
Hey slurs.
- Comment on Not enough real estate 4 weeks ago:
It’s “Non mi snudare senza ragione, non m’impugnare senza valore” if anybody needs to show the tattoo artist some legible text.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 4 weeks ago:
Jay Quellin? Dee-nice?
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 4 weeks ago:
A-aron?
- Comment on Get a 'load' of this guy 4 weeks ago:
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
- Comment on Get a 'load' of this guy 4 weeks ago:
I am not showing up early for work. I arrive precisely when I mean to. And I leave right on time.
- Comment on Anon’s clingers attempt to slow his ascent 4 weeks ago:
It reads like satire, but I know there is a number greater than zero of men who do this.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
I love how many player choices they foresaw and handled through custom animations and dialogue. That makes it so much more immersive.
- Comment on Id say atleast 4-5 more 5 weeks ago:
Eight would be too many, nine is right out.
