red_bull_of_juarez
@red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on You're favorite day is TODAY 1 week ago:
I declare this day International Lazy Day.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
A body like a doghouse. A bone in every corner.
- Comment on Anon orders food 3 weeks ago:
That’s something my father taught me. Always consider what your time is worth. Invest 2 hours just to save 8 Euro? Not a great deal for most people.
- Comment on I made the Tesseract shitlist! 3 weeks ago:
Some men have problems with female sexuality.
- Comment on I made the Tesseract shitlist! 3 weeks ago:
Same for me, but we are second-class citizens, compared to the people who got a regex on that list.
- Comment on Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago! 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t get a regex, but I am still happy to even be on the list.
- Comment on Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago! 3 weeks ago:
Holy shit, I am on the list! This is amazing!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
WTF is wrong with you?
- Comment on New bizz hit me up 5 weeks ago:
Ruining tires for 20 dollars? He should reconsider his pricing.
- Comment on Is there really no poll function on Lemmy? 5 weeks ago:
Let’s do a poll and find out… Oh, wait.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 5 weeks ago:
Powershell is locked down on our machines via AD policy. I used to run a tool from the Windows Store, but they locked that down too. They didn’t come for the JVM yet.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 5 weeks ago:
I have Java on my machine. So I wrote a small program that moves the mouse one pixel every minute. Forever green.
- Comment on They don't cover nuclear war? Pass. 1 month ago:
I never trusted seagulls.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 1 month ago:
Nobody is pretending that. We’ve seen it, we know the signs and we’re warning you.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 1 month ago:
That is an insane argument. You are saying anybody whose country went through a genocidal dictator can’t criticize Trump because he’s not as bad yet? WTF?
- Comment on So wise. 1 month ago:
Percentages can be expressed as multiplication and multiplication is commutative (the order doesn’t matter).
- Comment on God speed brother 2 months ago:
I simply don’t have friends.
- Comment on Anon finds a conspiracy 2 months ago:
Yeah, this is bullshit. Most of these points are just made up.
- Comment on battlecheat 2 months ago:
Please. We are simply introducing an element of realism.
- Comment on Let's rub our mental health issues together 2 months ago:
- Comment on Cat 2 months ago:
This is from an SNL sketch: m.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcSJ1setd0
- Comment on Rare 2 months ago:
I’m not in the US. Grape jelly just isn’t popular here. You get jam/jelly from all kinds of fruit, strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, blueberry, apricot, peach, … I just never, ever saw grape jelly. I am sure that you can get it in well-stocked supermarkets, but as I rarely eat jelly, I never came across it.
- Comment on Rare 2 months ago:
I knew about all kinds of jam/jelly. Just never once grapes.
- Comment on Rare 2 months ago:
I had no idea that jelly is made from grapes. In my almost 50 years on this earth I have never heard of that. There’s really no point to my comment, except maybe to serve as a reminder to never take knowledge for granted.
- Comment on Has anyone else noticed the strong pro CCP and anti-west vibes here? 2 months ago:
And there’s the tankie whataboutism I have been expecting. Everything you said is true, but my point is that China is strategically investing and they don’t care about Africa, only China. African countries very much need to be aware of that.
- Comment on Has anyone else noticed the strong pro CCP and anti-west vibes here? 2 months ago:
Some core developers of Lemmy are hardcore tankies and that attracts others.
Also, for someone from Africa it’s weird to claim they are not involved in this. China is strategically investing in African countries. If your country has any mineral or other strategic resources, China is no doubt already there.
- Comment on Not Over Yet ☝️🤓 2 months ago:
Oh my god, this triggers me. Last meeting of the day, already longer than necessary because people just repeat the same bullshit over and over and then, when everybody is ready to go, some asshole cunt brings up a completely unrelated topic. So much rage.
- Comment on Title 2 months ago:
On the advice of counsel, I decline to answer that question.
- Comment on Title 2 months ago:
Good point, but after a while someone would still want to know where the gold came from. Unless you sell it so slowly that it’d be barely useful to you.
- Comment on Title 2 months ago:
Cash in this day and age is a huge pain in the butt. Sure, you can get groceries and some tech. But buying a house or even a car or pay for services? Impossible to very inconvenient. Even just paying for everything in cash will be a problem if you ever get audited. You’d need to launder the money somehow and at that point you can also take the gold.