red_bull_of_juarez
@red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Little miracles 3 hours ago:
Well, there’s antisemites in Israel, so why not Nazi punks.
- Comment on respect dandelions! 3 hours ago:
A shrubbery?
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 5 hours ago:
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I’d say this story is at least plausible.
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 5 hours ago:
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I’m sure.
- Comment on respect dandelions! 6 hours ago:
We planted redflower currant and the bees and bumblebees love the shit out of that. Also much prettier than dandelions. Redflower currant is the plant you want to fuck, dandelion is the one you have a chance with.
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 6 hours ago:
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
- Comment on Alien Isolation VR is finally here with immersive motion controls and much more 1 day ago:
- Comment on Number neighbors! 2 days ago:
You weren’t kidding:
In the future, humans have formed an intergalactic empire ruled by aristocrats. During a time of war with the Plith, an empire of ant-like alien bug people, ambassador John Craig, a formerly Liberal Earth man in his 30s, is dispatched to the strategically important planet Kossar, a human colony that was settled by the Carlyle Society as a place of exile for political extremists and now is ruled by an oligarchical high council of seven nobles, each of whom is in charge of a different domain with its own traditions. Their boredom and absolute power have driven them to madness, to the point that Kossar’s entry into the empire has been stymied by the Man-Inhabited Planets Treaty’s clause (written by Craig) against alliances with slave owning societies, due to its practice of kidnapping humans to become illegal playthings of the galaxy’s super-rich.
Craig, who now is campaigning to bring Kossar into the empire, had previously been to the planet when the passenger ship on which he was travelling on a return trip from the Betelgeuse Conference was captured by space pirates. While en route to Kassar, one of the pirates awakened Craig and the other prisoners to rape a 15-year-old virginal redheaded female captive in front of them; the rapist’s fellow pirates later hear of this and dock his pay as punishment for spoiling her market value. Craig then spent two years as a slave of the beautiful, sensual, and sadistic Lady Morgan Sidney, the only female member of the oligarchy, with whom he became romantically involved. Together, they lived in her castle, ruling over and engaging in sexual relations with those under their dominion, including an enslaved teenager at a clinic used to breed enslaved people. When Craig stumbles on hints of an alien invasion, he realizes he must escape to save humanity.
Craig is depicted as undisturbed by Lady Morgan’s sadism. When he is ordered to sexually assault the enslaved teenager, he enjoys his participation in the act.
- Comment on New Image of Elijah Wood in 'The Toxic Avenger' 4 days ago:
Damn, he didn’t age well.
- Comment on Get your own 5 days ago:
Huh? It was 3 hours ago.
- Comment on Anon isn't fooled by planes 5 days ago:
We just found a loophole in thermodynamics.
- Comment on As Gamers Express Concern About Borderlands 4 Potentially Costing $80, Gearbox Chief Randy Pitchford Says: ‘If You’re a Real Fan, You’ll Find a Way to Make It Happen’ 1 week ago:
Get fucked, Randy.
- Comment on Anon is behind enemy lines 1 week ago:
It’s a greentext that is very fake and designed to get the emotions of NEETs and people who still live with their parents up. While there might be very few people who despise NEETs, this is absolutely not a topic that is “all they talk about”.
- Comment on bestie 1 week ago:
Hey slurs.
- Comment on Not enough real estate 1 week ago:
It’s “Non mi snudare senza ragione, non m’impugnare senza valore” if anybody needs to show the tattoo artist some legible text.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
Jay Quellin? Dee-nice?
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
A-aron?
- Comment on Get a 'load' of this guy 1 week ago:
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
- Comment on Get a 'load' of this guy 1 week ago:
I am not showing up early for work. I arrive precisely when I mean to. And I leave right on time.
- Comment on Anon’s clingers attempt to slow his ascent 1 week ago:
It reads like satire, but I know there is a number greater than zero of men who do this.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I love how many player choices they foresaw and handled through custom animations and dialogue. That makes it so much more immersive.
- Comment on Id say atleast 4-5 more 3 weeks ago:
Eight would be too many, nine is right out.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Who do you think would be more likely to be elected? A heterosexual white woman, a gay white man or a heterosexual white Jewish man?
- Comment on Anon is a senior citizen 4 weeks ago:
I ignored Rust for a long time, but just recently I finally felt like giving it a try. I am rewriting a small project I built in Go in Rust, just to learn about it. If I don’t feel like working on it for a few weeks, so be it.
- Comment on Anon is a senior citizen 4 weeks ago:
Exactly the same for me. I already had leading roles in my last few jobs, but this year I switched to a job without any coding. I am just burnt out. I have seen too many languages, paradigms and frameworks over the years. I still write code and pick up new languages. But only for me. I can’t handle dealing with code every day anymore. I am working at a co-op now, so there’s no insane drive to make billionaires happy. And I really hope I can stay there until retirement.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 5 weeks ago:
I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It’s like a theme with them.
- Comment on Woody Harrelson Clarifies Why He Turned Down ‘The White Lotus’ Role 1 month ago:
I thought he only wanted to talk about Rampart.
- Comment on Made one deadly slip 1 month ago:
For those that don’t know the song Big Iron from Marty Robbins:
- Comment on People giving swags 1 month ago:
People who describe themselves as funny rarely are funny to others. And racist jokes are still racist. But we are just talking about dark humor here, and I will stand by my statement that you might not like that kind of joke, but it’s still a joke. And neither by making the joke or by laughing about the joke are you saying that you actually want whatever the joke is about to happen. Otherwise people like Anthony Jeselnik or Jimmy Carr would not have a career.
- Comment on People giving swags 1 month ago:
Jokes will never be funny to everyone but they are still jokes. You can think it’s a bad joke or a good joke in bad taste, sure. But it’s still a joke.
