What’s never covered under your pet health insurance plan:
- Pet health
They don't cover nuclear war? Pass.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
incompetent@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Sounds like pretty much any insurance policy. It’s such a scam.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Avian modified both.
That’s avian flu or avian nuclear war.
They know something we don’t.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I never trusted seagulls.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Birdemic 4 lookin’ 🔥
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
routine veterinary care isn’t covered by pet health insurance?? What the fuck is it for then?
You know how insurance companies always have these massive buildings in every downtown? And you’re like, “wow, how can they afford to have such a large office right in the middle of the most expensive district to have it in?”
It’s because their entire operation is to take your money, and then never pay anything back. And because we are all so used to being scammed by them, we can’t seem to summon the inertia to do anything about it.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
My company provides pet insurance as workers benefits and it’s have two routinely visits plus exams from those visits. With also unlimited emergency visits and related exams or treatment.
kevinsky@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Who is this?
This insurance plan covers absolutely nothing as literally everything can be lopped under either the first or the last rule.
Tiral@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s what I was thinking. It’s so vague and generalized that they could deny almost any claim.
robomuffin79@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s hard to provide medical attention to a pet when it’s in ash form
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s this healthy paws?.
FUCK HEALTHY PAWS.
They will fuck you all over if you sign up. Get off them now. They raised my premium from 80 to 300 dollars.
FUCK YOU HEALTHY PAWS. FUCK GODDAMN YOU. I HOPE YOU FAIL AND DIE IN THAT ORDER.
flandish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
also they dont cover routine care. so what then? my beagle gets old and has hip probs due to his genetics and you claim it’s preexisting…
insurance is a scam lol.
my dogs know they have a 1k max. then it’s the cost of a 7.62.
my cats know it’s 500 bucks max.
untorquer@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
The nuclear war clause is in nearly every insurance policy, not just pets.
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn. What do they know?
untorquer@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Turns out they’re the reason we haven’t had nuclear war. All this nonsense about MAD, HAHAHA no! The powerful just won’t do it without baikouts for their investments.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nuclear war is really difficult for shareholders
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Where can I get nuclear war insurance?
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
According to what I’ve found out, it’s an untapped market.
We can get rich if we become reinsurers who are willing to take on the risk!
Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It actually genius, as if there was a nuclear war, things would be that fucked up, no one would be able to claim. And you can also define what nuclear war is, one nuke isn’t a war it’s “terrorism” so not covered, dirty bomb? Also terrorism
mkwt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just like how Java is “not intended for use in a nuclear facility.” They put it in the long-ass click through agreement, so it’s legally binding.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 weeks ago
But I want to take you to the GAY BAR!
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Every insurance’s TOS I’ve read, there is this nuclear war thing. It’s normal.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is it just me or are they putting pretty reasonable things next to very unreasonable things? Feels like a scam.
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Greedy fucks!
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
What do they actually cover?
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
Terrorism acts, unless OP cropped it out
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
No that’s their full list. I didn’t continue the screenshot down the page as I didn’t want to be an unwitting advertisement for them.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Conventional war only. JDAMs and such. 3 hellfire missile strikes cap per year. Mustard gas and anthrax. Cyber warfare.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Not nuclear war, that’s for sure.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Because of the first and last lines, nothing is covered. Pre-existing condition is code for “we will deny you coverage when we feel like it”.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
New conditions or illnesses. That’s why it’s best to get it when your pet is young. Learned that one the hard way.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Hang nails
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Clearly neglect!