They don't cover nuclear war? Pass.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  But I want to take you to the GAY BAR!

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Avian modified both.

  That’s avian flu or avian nuclear war.

  They know something we don’t.

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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I never trusted seagulls.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Birdemic 4 lookin’ 🔥

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What do they actually cover?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Conventional war only. JDAMs and such. 3 hellfire missile strikes cap per year. Mustard gas and anthrax. Cyber warfare.

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Terrorism acts, unless OP cropped it out

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    • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No that’s their full list. I didn’t continue the screenshot down the page as I didn’t want to be an unwitting advertisement for them.

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not nuclear war, that’s for sure.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    New conditions or illnesses. That’s why it’s best to get it when your pet is young. Learned that one the hard way.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s never covered under your pet health insurance plan:

  • Pet health

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• jpreston2005@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  routine veterinary care isn’t covered by pet health insurance?? What the fuck is it for then?

  You know how insurance companies always have these massive buildings in every downtown? And you’re like, “wow, how can they afford to have such a large office right in the middle of the most expensive district to have it in?”

  It’s because their entire operation is to take your money, and then never pay anything back. And because we are all so used to being scammed by them, we can’t seem to summon the inertia to do anything about it.

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    My company provides pet insurance as workers benefits and it’s have two routinely visits plus exams from those visits. With also unlimited emergency visits and related exams or treatment.

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• napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Greedy fucks!

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• robomuffin79@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s hard to provide medical attention to a pet when it’s in ash form

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• mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just like how Java is “not intended for use in a nuclear facility.” They put it in the long-ass click through agreement, so it’s legally binding.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Avian flu or nuclear war

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