DarkCloud
@DarkCloud@lemmy.world
- Comment on A warning from Norm Macdonald 4 hours ago:
Norm Macdonald on NASCAR.
Norm Macdonald on crossing lights.
Norm Macdonald on TV shows under 20 minutes.
Norm Macdonald on sex.
- Comment on That's a no 1 day ago:
Yes. Thanks.
- Comment on That's a no 1 day ago:
In Australia if your front two wheels are ahead of the other person’s front two wheels, and you’re indicating to move into their lane - you have to let them in. It’s the law.
Takes a lot of the rage out.
- Comment on Anon is incompatible 2 days ago:
Android and Microsoft are in majority use globally, but truth be told they’re all faceless tech companies run by billionaires who want to feed their never ending greed.
- Comment on NOT THE BEES 2 days ago:
If we let nature rule we’d have ao many more interesting phenomena and beings to study and learn from.
- Comment on stony tony 2 days ago:
No more Bidets.
- Comment on Fuck 2 days ago:
Only true if you’re not a farmer.
- Comment on Interesting how if you live close to something famous like the pyramids or the NYC skyline you just take it for granted. 3 days ago:
Take it for granite.
- Comment on Can't wait. 5 days ago:
…it’s because of all the colonising and stealing of words.
- Comment on I am propane and propane accessories 5 days ago:
I hope there was a dolphin painted in the back of his mind.
“Some things you don’t forget, I’ll tell you whut”
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 2 weeks ago:
I think it’s more an expression of “being wealthy enough for plastic surgery as the world is in decay” rather than anything else.
It’s their version of claiming they have “fuck you” money.
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 2 weeks ago:
Pfft, a simple “Yes” is not exactly enthusiastic consent.
- Comment on Rejecting Cookies 2 weeks ago:
Settings > Privacy > Manage> Select unwanted cookies and delete them.
- Comment on Haxxed 3 weeks ago:
I did a shit from a high tower to measure whether it fell straight to earth or curved indicating a round planet. It curved, that’s when I realized NASA must have replaced my anus.
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 3 weeks ago:
“The progressive left are trying to make a religion out of their politics because they’re power mad fascists” has never been true of the left, and has always been true of the corporate ancap anti-communist reganite crowd.
- Comment on Scumbag Brain 3 weeks ago:
The machine for predicting problems focuses on problems.
- Comment on RFK Science be like 5 weeks ago:
Grok is the 4chan of LLMs.
- Comment on Enshittiflation 1 month ago:
We all suffer together!
- Comment on When you accidentally buy the wrong bread 1 month ago:
I mean, some of my friends are a bit sleazy, but I wouldn’t call them creeps.
- Comment on When you accidentally buy the wrong bread 1 month ago:
It’s the atomically thin concept piece which is a deconstruction of poverty. You pay $130 for it, and apparently it dissolves on your tongue. The Newyorker rated it 5 stars.
It’s made by a cartoon duck being tortured.
- Comment on When you accidentally buy the wrong bread 1 month ago:
As a more slices person I wish they were super thin… And that disney sandwich they make, I would totally eat that. Always been curious how it would taste. Like a delicacy.
- Comment on Womp, womp. 1 month ago:
But do those jobs bring the right values? Are they tasks we wish to support? Like these made up numbers:
3000 new ice agents, 5000 correctional workers, 10,000 manufacturing jobs for corrections equipment factory workers, 9000 new employees at musk related companies. 1200 new managers for outsource workers, telling teams overseas how to answer calls. 25,000 construction workers building AI data centers.
A society, any society shows their value not in random economic numbers but in the story those numbers tell. So numbers like this could be a good thing, or could be horrible.
- Comment on Fake News 1 month ago:
In all seriousness I’ve found to treat cats for fleas the best method is a flea comb and a tub of bubbly soapy water.
The cat doesn’t go in the water, instead you sit the cat on your lap, comb it’s fur gently with the flea comb, and when you spot a flea on the comb, you dunk it in the bubbly soapy water.
…the bubbles catch the flea, and make it a lot harder for them to escape. Turns a traumatic soggy moggy time, into a nice combing kill session.
But I take it you just have the pup, so this tips might be for a passer by.
- Comment on Fake News 1 month ago:
Got a rodent problem? Just wash your hands!
- Comment on You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie. 1 month ago:
Would.
- Comment on yikes 2 months ago:
Epstein had been caught before he did his time outside of prison. Got to work from his home-office.
- Comment on Replication crisis, my arse 2 months ago:
By neither, I meant the cause could be out of the scope of the variables being tested. Eg. It could be something the cook does, or a particular spice, or the subject may have an ongoing condition they’re unaware of, or be doing something before or after lunch which causes it.
- Comment on Replication crisis, my arse 2 months ago:
Or neither.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO Says He Gets Where The DLSS 5 Outrage Is Coming From: ‘I Don’t Love AI Slop Myself’ 2 months ago:
Me loves money. That’s all.
- Comment on Star Trek: Legacy Series Fans Want Most Is “Never Gonna Happen,” Says TNG’s Marina Sirtis 2 months ago:
Assuming convention people= everyone… Nah, I didn’t even watch Picard… I have Zero desire for a reunion show.