British Slander. :)

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• Soup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Why is no one getting along? I specifically requested you get along.”

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• gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ll have you know France deserves at least half the blame for most of those lines.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A third

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    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Let’s settle on three sevenths… Damn it were doing it again!

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, all of the empires were shit in their own way. Just ask someone who wasn’t born noble.

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    • Cocopanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then the USA said hold my Mountain Dew. And the endless war on terror started.

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  • Bloomcole@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’re getting kicked out of Africa too. Now leaving Senegal. And also blame the US obviously since they took over most of the imperialism and scumbaggery around the globe.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  puts their cup down

  What’s the matter with those people?

  continues drinking their tea

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How? Did they have a straw?

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You must be one of those people behind those silly lines on the map the English drew

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• MBM@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Israel+Palestine, Pakistan+India+Bangladesh, any more I’m forgetting?

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Africa.

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    • dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wasn’t that Germany? They decided to be a middleman deciding which territories should belong to who, right?

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  • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Turkey and Kurds, Syria and Kurds, Iraq and Kurds, Iran and Kurds.

    Lebanon i’d say is a shared blame of UK and France.

    Ireland proper and Northern Ireland

    Sudan, Somalia, Lybia

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  • decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Okay I am defending the British a little here. Yes the issues would have never happened if they hadn’t colonized India to begin with. But. It’s more nuanced.

    Pakistan wanted to not be a part of India with Muhammad Ali Jinnah pushing the two nations theory. The reverse was less true but the Indian leadership under Nehru reluctantly agreed to the split. That’s despite the British best effort to meditate because in places like Kashmir and Bangladesh the separation would be hard and economicly ruinous for the area.

    Viceroy Mountbatten rushed the exit out of india. And the Radcliffe line (the hastly drawn border between the two sides) was a complete mess but also a result of being rushed in 5 weeks. Both this led to a horrible refugee crisis/mutual genocide. But a longer British stay would have been difficult with all sides pushing for their exit and fear of mutiny in the army.

    Bangladesh genocide is an entire different can of worms that I am less familiar with so no comment here.

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    • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As we all know wars, conflicts, conquest, exploitation, and oppression were totally unknown to the rest of the world before Europeans exported them worldwide. Coincidentally Europeans also removed all supplies of agency from the rest of humanity and hoarded it in the imperial core.

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  • couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    North America?

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The present US/Mexico border was set by the treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo AFAIK, If any of Mexico’s southern border is an English speaker’s fault I’m unaware of it, I suppose Canada was still pretty much a British crown colony when most of the US/CA border was hashed out, but except for Demented Child Rapist In Chief nobody contests that border.

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  • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, times were so much better when the Ottoman Empire ruled and oppressed the Middle East and beyond. Truly an empire of peace.

    The Mughals were also welcomed in India as friendly visitors, as we all know.

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  • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    are you talking british colonism from 17th century until the collapse of the othman empire??

    You’re missing about maybe 50 more countries I’d say.

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The British don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Scotland wants to break away. Northern Ireland wants to break away. These fuckwits cut off their own nose, crashing out of the EU. They literally still think they’ve “done a world of good” for the countries they colonised and exploited.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    United Ireland when?

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Almost like there’s some sort of “Great Game” being played.

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  • Bloomcole@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can’t smile, grin. If you can’t grin, keep out of the way till you can.”
    -Churchill.

    The psychopath responsible for many genocides and millions of deaths.
    OC never mentioned when they make their list of mass murderers, that’s Hitler and every commie leader ever they can think of.
    This POS gets voted as greatest Briton.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, yes, well, you see, he made some great speeches and also… er… played cricket.

      Actually, cancel the speeches thing, Hitler made some great speeches too. So it’s just the cricket thing.

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• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Very efficient way to entertain themselves though.

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• MSBBritain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Funny lines!? I’ll have you know they were straight as an arrow!

  /j

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah, but they got Cricket in return.

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