killeronthecorner

@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robert Jenrick vows to 'bring coalition together' to end Tory-Reform fight⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He couldn’t bring a pair of curtains together.

  Time to grow your hair again Robby, the far right cosplay isn’t working for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next pope suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’d also prevent Timothy Chalamet from getting the role. I see you OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TV Show Idea⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose technically one of them is S-tier and the other is A-tier

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TV Show Idea⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if two of them end up doinking? Are they now disqualified for being gay or should they be considered S-tier players?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Harry Potter series based on the "magic" of Weed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This truly is the shittiest of posts. Bravo sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The correct answer is "D"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Working? I wasn’t informed of this change to requirements”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who needs to retire anyway?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tonya Harding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Do Sites Keep Shoving Features We Don’t Want Down Our Throats?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bingo. Everyone thinks it’s about retention but it’s not. Lifetime value of a user is a much more complicated than it was ten years ago when Silicon Valley was joking about DAU and such.

  If you ever want to fuck your LTV for a company, just phone their customer services a few time and make sure you waste as much time as possible. Your value as a user will drop significantly as you plummet into negative value

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Do Sites Keep Shoving Features We Don’t Want Down Our Throats?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re assuming that these approaches don’t work. As someone who has worked on shitty growth engineering projects for many years, I can tell you they do work very, very well.

  I hear people say the same about ads: “why show ads when everyone hates them!”. They fucking work. Big biz doesn’t care about love or hate, it cares about profits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic: The Gathering devs unban cards as ‘an experiment’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve been out of good ideas for years, not sure why they’d start panicking this far into the mediocrity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caught Slacking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  excuse me what the fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now you’ve done it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New Markiplier dropped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bazinga⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you are, I’m having a sympathy stroke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our experiment on the value of European news content⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is such a dumb take from Google. "Oh yeah? Well all this stuff we do isn’t worth doing anyway!”, your shareholders cool with that chief?

  Or is it possible that this limited study that only targeted a handful of countries and only included one of the three biggest economies - which was then removed from the test without reason - is a load of PR horse shit thrown out in a limp attempt to sway public sentiment for political sway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and tell us what you see⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. This is Mario’s PoV as he runs towards the princess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My legs forgot how to leg⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People who don’t have kids be like

  I do remember though. The before times, the long long ago …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The chair⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what Split was based on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you do this Technically?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t. You just say you do so the more docile members of your population don’t notice when you start pushing untagged AI-generated propaganda

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You really missed out if you are too young to remember this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I want to build a religion. A limited edition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pinball!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great memes today everybody⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve seen boomer humor. Get ready for milly mirth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just asking⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks ancestors, very cool 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't this company have an onlyfans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until you hear about their head fans. They’ll blow your mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do tell!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe you’re just giving all of this away for free smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The question no one dares ask: what if Britain has to defend itself from the US? | George Monbiot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like US domestic policy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prince William calls Israel-Hamas fighting to end 'as soon as possible'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, the US have famously been influenced by the opinions of British royalty. They started a war over it, after all!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prince William calls Israel-Hamas fighting to end 'as soon as possible'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks Will but if we need you to say anything we’ll pop over, take the silver spoon out of your mouth, and tell you exactly what to say and how to fucking say it you useless tax parasite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK inflation remains unchanged at 4%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I see a single fucking example of food prices dropping?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eight million UK households to get £299 cost of living payments from Tuesday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Piss in the ocean after the rate went up last month. I almost feel bad for the people who are actively into poverty but will somehow still vote tory at the next election. When was that again? We’re waiting Rish