ininewcrow
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca
Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.
- Comment on Acetaminophen-American 40 minutes ago:
Ace-American for short (pronounced Ass-American)
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 5 hours ago:
… ah fuck it … I’ll just cover over everything with shrink wrap … no one’s going to see this mess any way … yeah, just cover the entire thing with shrink wrap
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 5 hours ago:
God wiring his new creation: … oh yeah I need a cable for the heart … oh yeah, I need a cable to power the lungs … oh yeah, almost forgot, need a cable for the liver … oh yeah, need a cable to control the legs … oh yeah, need some sensor lines for the hands … oh crap, wired the genital sensor lines wrong … oh shit, no more room for the lines for the kidneys, maybe if I wire it this way … shit, need more power lines for the stomach … crap, need more sensor lines here … shit, shit, shit, I need more power lines
- Comment on Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand 7 hours ago:
lol … the last idiot that used me actually tore the end lengthwise in a long diagonal and now the edge of the end of the tape is everywhere
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 day ago:
The Lord moves in mysterious ways
- Comment on Explains everything if you think about it 1 day ago:
So you’re saying that there might be more Vikings down there than what we can see? They must be everywhere!
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 days ago:
My favourite theory of the rapture
It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 days ago:
They felt the power of the Lord inside them
- Comment on Hopefully THIS does not describe you 3 days ago:
This should be the national motto for the United States
- Comment on DOdodo DODO DOdodo DODO Dodododo DODO DODOOOOO🎶🎵🎶 3 days ago:
Clever girl … gets pecked in the shin
- Comment on Ibuprofen 3 days ago:
Yo, tell me what you want, what you really, really want, I’ll tell you want I want, what I really, really want … I really, really want some ibuprofen
I having some now from my desk supply of ibuprofen, but I do also have some garage ibuprofen and some bedroom ibuprofen
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 3 days ago:
+1 for D
It’s literally where the world gets most of their spices … the English fought wars for those places and those spices
- Comment on President Trump suggested people shouldn’t feel sorry for Joe Biden over his cancer diagnosis 4 days ago:
Don’t worry we’ll have a special day of the year to celebrate trump in the future … the day of the year he freaking dies.
- Comment on Worth a try since it's free 4 days ago:
TIL … communism is the equivalent of the Human Centipede
- Comment on Republicans warn PM of 'punitive measures' over Palestinian recognition 4 days ago:
The US has already shown it doesn’t follow the UN, so why should anyone want to listen to the US?
- Comment on Worth a try since it's free 4 days ago:
My anus? or yours?
- Comment on Kinky 6 days ago:
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
- Comment on oh no 1 week ago:
NSFL
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 1 week ago:
Try being an actual full blooded native person.
I’m 100% Ojibway, my parents on both sides were born raised and lived in the wilderness. I’m the first generation born in a modern hospital. My first language is ojibway, I spoke it exclusively for the first 15 years of my life. We learned English in school but we all spoke ojibway at home. I learned to hunt, trap, fish and live on the land from my parents and I love spending time outdoors. It’s all natural to me.
Now I live close to the city in a non native world. My wife is white and we spend most of our time to ourselves.
My family doesn’t think I’m native enough. White people don’t believe I’m native because I live like a city person. Most people don’t believe I’m native because I don’t have red weathered skin, a crooked nose and long braided hair. Many people have confused me as Chinese, Korean, or an overweight Thai, Cambodian or Lao. Or even Peruvian, Ecuador or Mexican.
I meet city Indians who have ancestry but have never lived on the land or know their communities or even speak the language yet they wear native stuff, necklaces and everything and get more recognition than me for being native.
I intimidate other natives when I speak my language because it reminds them that they can’t speak other than to know a few words or phrases. So now I seldom speak and as I grow older, the people I could speak to are now either dead, dying or too old.
I get funding as a native person but I get very little. I don’t live in reserve so I’m the last to get funding. I don’t get off reserve funding because I have full status with my community where I could live if I chose to. I get tax off on some things but not everything because I don’t live on reserve and doing my taxes every year is a nightmare, so in the end, I pay just about the same amount of taxes as everyone else and save just a little.
I’ve watched dozens of half breed, quarter breed, 1/8 breed, 1/16 breed natives with scholarships and paid education while I tried to fight for mine and never got it. I got high school but never got more than that.
I even know a couple of blue eyed, blonde Indians who got adopted into a native family and have full status and more help than I ever did.
People keep telling me I’m lucky to be native but I’ve experienced far too much racism and stupidity to be happy about who I am.
I’m neither treated as full native and I’m also not treated as non native either. It’s like I exist in some kind of native twilight zone.
- Comment on Soup season 1 week ago:
What’s wrong with you? … This is torturous … Now I have to wait until I go back to the restaurant and hope that they are serving this soup again to even think about trying it with garlic bread. I’ll be thinking about this for days, weeks even.
I’m also really excited, and very curious at the thought of pizza soup inside a garlic bread bowl. You’ve cursed me with these visions … thanks.
- Comment on Soup season 1 week ago:
- Comment on Soup season 1 week ago:
It looked like a tomato noodle soup … but a soon as I tasted it, the seasoning they used was a perfect combination to make it taste exactly like pizza.
- Comment on Soup season 1 week ago:
I went to my local restaurant a few weeks ago and discovered they make “Pizza Soup”
I laughed at the waitress at first and then asked for an order thinking it was going to be terrible.
I couldn’t believe it … it was soup that tasted like pizza. It was amazing.
- Comment on It's only funny when I do it 1 week ago:
This is how weak, fragile and cowardly the right … especially the far right are
They love to make fun of everyone and everything no matter how horrendous, ugly and ignorant it makes them look and sound
Yet they can’t stand and completely break down and cry whenever anyone stands up against them in the smallest ways.
- Comment on THIS IS A SHITPOST 1 week ago:
Oh wow … my antenna must be perfectly aligned today! … I can actually see this image without any static or distortion.
EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE!! — DON’T MOVE!!!
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 1 week ago:
Do you have the 100 watt flavor?
- Comment on 'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' Producers Promise Season 4 Will Be Better 1 week ago:
It’s usually a bad sign when they have to say that.
The only way anything can be better is when the majority of everyone says it’s better.
Saying it out loud doesn’t make it better.
- Comment on Hot chicks 1 week ago:
The woman suffering from hot flashes … and her pussy … who want your cock …
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
If Jesus actually accepts douche bags like this at the gates of heaven … I’d rather go to hell
- Comment on Fuck Chad 1 week ago:
My thoughts exactly … it will be an orbiting container that will be called a ‘hotel’ where rich people can launch up to, float inside for an hour and get delivered back to earth for $10 million
