ininewcrow
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca
Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 5 days ago:
Jesus … so government decided to protect industry instead of individual farmers … because heaven forbid that a company or corporation should ever have to lose money due to individual people trying to do things for themselves.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 1 week ago:
That’s why the US wants access to the arctic for development … they want the oil … and a bridge to Texas
- Comment on It's all connected 1 week ago:
Why is Kayla dressed up in pants, shirt, sneakers and a wrist watch?
- Comment on Old Testament shit. Sinners BEWARE! 1 week ago:
and steals her baby for good measure
- Comment on Creative writing 1 week ago:
lol … teacher tells students to be creative … teacher is shocked when students are very creative
- Comment on Is there gospel music minus the gospel? 2 weeks ago:
Yes … it’s called a James Brown concert
I’ve never been to one but I have several friends who said they did. There are also a bunch of videos that show it and if you watch them long enough (because the real life performances are really long) … it’s not an event, it’s a spiritual.
- Comment on Too bad we can't have good public transportation 2 weeks ago:
This is a joke meme that doesn’t mean anything … just like the American public transport system.
- Comment on Too bad we can't have good public transportation 2 weeks ago:
China 2060: … a space elevator
USA 2060: … still the same rail service
- Comment on THIS happens way too often 2 weeks ago:
That one loose critical engine bolt which represents that one critical line in my email that says “love you” to my random business contact.
- Comment on The new serenity prayer 2 weeks ago:
Hi my name is Ininewcrow and you’re all assholes
- Comment on toasty 2 weeks ago:
That one friend who insists that they don’t know how to cook.
You reassure them and tell them they can learn.
The friend who can’t cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics
- Comment on You deserve better, honey bun. 2 weeks ago:
HALATOSIS!
- Comment on You deserve better, honey bun. 2 weeks ago:
HALATOSIS!
- Comment on I want this on a t-shirt 2 weeks ago:
I’m a guy and if I ever take up cross stitching … I’ll be making things like this and hang them all over the living room and cover my sofa with plastic
- Comment on Why doesn't the US fill in the area in the Pacific to connect Alaska, Hawaii, and the mainland? Are they stupid? 2 weeks ago:
In about ten years, they’ll be able to connect all three with a land bridge made out of plastic garbage
- Comment on As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people. 2 weeks ago:
and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
- Comment on As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people. 2 weeks ago:
At this point, they have pictures of all of us
- Comment on As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people. 2 weeks ago:
on his face?
- Comment on As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people. 2 weeks ago:
A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn’t have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair
- Comment on energy 2 weeks ago:
No matter the combination … add a smoke machine to the whole thing too
- Comment on energy 2 weeks ago:
Add to the mayhem by wiring the button to a very loud siren or horn over the person’s head, have a bright flashing strobe light go off in three different directions, get the button to generate a momentary light electrical shock to the finger and have about four water balloons land on their head at the same time.
If all goes well, it will make them feel like the actual claymore did go off.
- Comment on North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead. 3 weeks ago:
lol … Polka Dot Korea
Then again … isn’t that known as electoral districts in the United States
- Comment on Anon is rude at work 3 weeks ago:
If you run into someone at work who uses this list as a way to judge other workers … it’s probably time to change jobs.
- Comment on North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead. 3 weeks ago:
I’d much rather prefer an Inner Korea and an Outer Korea
- Comment on So THAT'S where it is 3 weeks ago:
You are here … this is space … we are in space
You just happen to be standing on a tinnie tiny little rock that’s spinning around an average sized fireball that’s moving around with a giant group of fireballs that are circling around a massive space drain that itself is randomly just flying through empty space.
We’re just so small and insignificant that we don’t even notice that we’re flying through space.
- Comment on British Slander. :) 3 weeks ago:
You must be one of those people behind those silly lines on the map the English drew
- Comment on British Slander. :) 3 weeks ago:
puts their cup down
What’s the matter with those people?
continues drinking their tea
- Comment on Waffles shaped like genitals 4 weeks ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
- Comment on Waffles shaped like genitals 4 weeks ago:
Vaginaffle
- Comment on Louis Vuitton 4 weeks ago:
I saw nutsacks